The protagonist of the last video game you played is now replaced by Karl Pilkington, how has it changed?
What would karl's active/passive be?
>Luigi's Mansion: Dark Moon
It would be both the same and yet a hundred times better.
So there's two drivers having a go on a tube of toothpaste that's up to no good. What's going on over there? Initians R and E.
The young lad has alot of names, and that. Initial S... Something fishy going on there I reckon.
The archer fancies himself a different color for his tool. Initial D. Another cryptic clue, innit?
Right, here's one for ya:
This bloke don't seem to be a big fan of string instruments, might have something to do with their colour. What's that about?
Initials K and M.
Karl I think you've already given your clue away
I can't just going around killing folk. That's kind of harsh, innit? I should try negotiating, maybe trade some technology for dna. Why did they send me down alone anyways? I can't be doing with this.
"Why does she wear glasses if she's deaf?"
Oh shit, has the Moaning of Life season 2 started? Remember hearing that is was in production like a year ago and forgot all about it.
Just a reminder that you deserve all the bad feelings you get. This is the punishment for your normality.
>Xenoblade Chronicles X
"All these indigens... Do we need em?"
The most hilarious part of this qoute is its retardedly simplistic logic.
Like when a child blurts out something they think is common sense and it comes off as really insightful, because it's free of moral obligation and stigma. Then again, that can be said about most the stuff Karl says.
Hasn't changed much at all.
This taffer, right, comes up to me, and buggers me about paying protection, so I go to his boss and tell him that I'm fed up with that. So he just laughs, but while he's laughing, I nick his purse.
Then this woman, Victoria - I think she's one of Suzanne's friends- walks up and offers me a job. Now I go and steal some fancy black sword, but I kept making a din walking on the damn tiles in the place. Should have taken the money from the last job and got a different pair of shoes from the cobbler.
Then the guy who owns the sword offers me another job, to steal an eye from some haunted place in the walled off part of town. And I asked him "What's the point of making me steal your sword? We've gone too far with this."
I get him that thing, and then he takes my eye to put it on the jewel, talking in weird riddles. I can't be doing with that, weird talk and ripping my eye out. Suzanne's gonna want to know where I lost it.
I'm fed up with this nuclear Holocaust. I'm sick of it.
>so uhh, i was fightin a stand the other day
>oh? yeah and how was it
>he used a big ass ship to fight me
>ohh sounds interesting, who used it?
>it was this monkey with a captain uniform on
>FUCK OFF JOTARO MONKEYS CANT HAVE STANDS