Meanwhile at /v/ theme park...

Why the fuck do I have to pay 10 cents to piss?

I'm not paying that much to ride Merry-Go-Round 3

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>>322830037
That's why I shit on the sidewalk.

The fucking kikes didn't hire any security or janitors, either.

Who keeps puking on the floor?

Seriously there's an infirmary in almost every ride

JESUS CHRIST THE PATH UNDER MY FEET SUDDENLY DISAPPEARED OH MY GOD I'M DROWNING HELP ME HELP ME FOR THE LOVE OF GOD I DON'T WANNA D-- huh, never mind, I'm fine now. BRB gonna go buy a balloon.

>>322830165
DESIGNATED

I want to go home.

>>322830482
Too bad a sign that says NO ENTRY is blocking the exit

European migration simulation looks too intense for me

Oh man this Mr.Bones Wild Ride looks like so much fun.

>>322830573

NO, ANON, DON'T DO IT! IT'S A TRICK! NOOOOOO!

I want to get off Mr. Bones Wild Ride.

>>322830482
But the music is nice here.

PC MASTER RACE is too intense for me.

these toilets are to intense for me

Guys, the train dropped me off in the middle of a desert. There's nothing out here. The train then disappeared.

I'm thirsty.

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>>322830482
The exit is right this way.

GETTING FUCKED IN THE ASS was great!

>>322831047

All of those balloons... it's like the souls of the dying flying away.

;~;

Serious question: what's the best theme park in the world?

>>322831047
DELETE THIS

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It's too late, you've seen the Merry Go Round, the music is already playing in your head!
Which song is it?

>>322832040
In terms of quality, Disney World
In terms of thrill rides, probably Cedar Point

Ever get so mad you just punch a park bench and break it in half

>>322830165
Wtf is wrong with her

WHY IS THE LINE TO THE GO-KARTS 5 HOURS LONG

AND WHY DOES IT COST $25 FOR 2 LAPS

>>322832554
Hello?

>>322829784
Why the fuck does everybody keep lining up to pay 5 bucks for a ride that just goes through 1 loop? Seriously, there's almost nothing else in this park but shuttle loops

>about to get on launched freefall
>just barely missed this ride, have to wait for this one to end
>it launches upwards at 200 mph, flies into the stratosphere, and kills everybody