Why are there no good PC exclusives?

Because you are blind faggot with no taste?

That comic looks slightly off from what I remember. Wasn't it a dog before?

>>322824994

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>>322824721
>I don't want to acknowledge any of them, they're all shit because I said so!

That's the first time I've ever seen the original and not the one with DSP.

>>322825039
No it was DSP

>>322824721
I swear I've seen this comic in several different forms, getting progressively worse each time.

Simpsons did it best with one sentence.

>>322825039
Some faggot stole it from gunshow.

>>322825347
Was just about to post this.
I can see why now. The DSP one is better

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>>322824721
>posting the edit
Here's the original

>>322825113
Who are you quoting

>>322825709
the dumb faggot OP whose blind and a bad shitposter

>>322824994
Please name all the good exclusives coming out in 2016

>>322825874
>they don't count unless they're from 2016

>>322825871
When did he say that?

>>322826021
Thats the point. What recent good pc exclusives are there?

>>322825874
>good
They aren't even out yet. How can you tell if they're good, you brand-loving cuck

>>322826221
>they're only good if I say so and they're from 2016

>>322826878
>you brand-loving cuck

what does this even mean?

>>322827239
Ok, besides Undertale, what good exclusives are on PC from 2015?

>>322827259
That you should go back to your closed platform.

>>322827404
Total War: Attila

>>322827404
Age of Empires, Squad, those are just off the top of my head

>>322827430
I play on every platform fampai

>>322827404
Cities: Skylines
Kerbal Space Program
Prison Architect

>>322827623
No you don't since you know jack shit about computer games.

>>322827642
Those don't count because they're shit indie games, thats all you Pcunts have is fucking indie shit games

Come call me when you get real games like bloodborne and killzone and uncharted

>>322827259
Because apparently you think you can judge a game before it exists, likely solely because of dev/franchise/platform

>>322827868
Oh, so you're just a le epic troller
Got it

>>322827868

Rising Storm
UT

>>322827868
>killzone and uncharted
>good

By your shit tastes, you'd love Star Citizen

>>322827835
I have no idea why you're getting so worked up over nothing

>>322827868
Indie games > AAA games

You shit eating faggot.

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>>322827404
>presenting the most overrated game of the millennium

>>322827524
>>322827506
>>322827642
Any one thats not strategy based?

>>322828336
Star Citizen :^)

>>322824721

I could never get by with just a console because no strategy games are there.

>>322827404
Pillars of eternity

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PC neckbeards can only recommend fedora-core games.

Jesus Christ

>>322828336
>squad
>strategy based

>>322827894
Well yeah. Devs with good track records are likely to make a good game like how devs with bad track records are likely to make bad games. Its not a hard and fast rule but it usually hold true.

>>322828336

Grow Home
Rising Storm
Insurgency
Mount and Blade
STALKER

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>>322828316
>We have been able to include so much optional and secret content because of the independence granted to us by crowdfunding. Normally publishers would frown upon so much secret content because they feel that it is a bad investment to expend time and money developing content that will not benefit all players. However, our feeling has always been that, as a player, knowing that such secrets exist in the world gives it a sense of mystery and provides a greater thrill and reward to exploration, even for the player who only finds a small portion of the secrets. There is also a satisfaction to finding something that you know not every player is going to see and knowing that you've had a unique experience. That is something that you do not get in games with more guided experiences.
Stuff like this makes me happy.

posting in a consolecuck thread.

post 10 exclusives for your console of choice that aren't just samefag titles

bonus points if not:
- survival genre
- fps
- more-of-the-same sequel
- 720p 30FPS
- less than 60fps AND less than 1080p
- overwhelmingly positive reviews (90%+)
bonuses stack.

can you do it, friend?

>>322828773
Grow Home isn't exclusive

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>>322828336
Similarly, any console exclusives that are not action games?

Different platforms have different strengths. That's a fact of the industry that shitposting fools routinely ignore.

When comparing two platforms, if you set the victory conditions as being something one of the two has as its bread and butter, of course that one will win.

A console is worthless if you want strategy games. A PC is worthless if you want Bloodborne. Different strokes for different folks.

>>322829003
oops meant to have scores better than 90%, not worse than

>>322828773
Mount and blade is one f the most terrible looking games I've ever seen. It reminds me of fucking die by the sword visually.

>>322829110
>A console is worthless if you want this one genre. A PC is worthless if you want this one specific game.
I know which one is more worthless in general.

>>322829296
>it doesn't count because it looks bad
>says the console fag who plays games that ALWAYS look like shit

>>322829110
>Similarly, any console exclusives that are not action games?

Until Dawn

>>322829110
Yes, and PC's strength is unfinished betas that would have been graphically outdated in 2006.

>>322829296

Chivalry, then

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>>322824721
>There's a version of this that isn't DSP
I didn't know

>>322829430
PS4 has no good looking games at all

>>322829430
(you)

>>322829350
Clearly it's ok if they just look like someone smeared vaseline over your eyes :)

>>322828707
to add to this, look at EA

many games from them are mediocre

>>322829430
>couch monkey bitching about outdated grafix
Oh the ironing.

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>>322829338
The one you dislike. That's it.
Ultimately, any metrics you set up will be based on your own tastes, and thus you can't apply it to others with any certainty.
I don't give a damn about exclusive games. Will I fault people who want them and base their purchases around that fact? Of course not.
What I fault are people who are too insecure to understand that their precious little metal box doesn't need to be literally God's gift to gaming to be a worthwhile investment, and thus spend extended amounts of time in an imageboard shitposting that it is fully capable of doing things it is not, or that the opposing platform has no gaems or is a literal 8-bit platformer machine.

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>>322828538
>anyrthing-core
when will redditors get bored of this website already?

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>>322830378
When will neckbeard redditors stop this PC-only maymay?

>>322829430

plus it all looks like the fucking hobbit movie. FPS SHOULD NOT IMPACT PLAYER EXPERIENCE

>>322829354
I've watched Until Dawn. Basically a glorified QTE/visual novel hybrid. Not the sort of thing I'd point as the apex of console gaming, not by a long shot. But you are right though, it is not an action game.
Ace Combat, on the other hand, is

>>322830640
what the fuck are you even talking about, how is that relevant to anything in the thread

Just fucking leave already, you're seriously not wanted here. You're like that fat kid that hangs around with the group that doesn't like him and keeps making horribly unfunny jokes

>>322830718

after 10 seconds of 30 fps gameplay you will want to fucking stab your eyes out. It's amazing they could even manage to make it work when it's just a cinematic game

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>>322830889
This isn't your hugbox

>>322829296
>arguably best game to be released in the past decade
>OMG grafix suck The Order GOTYAY
you are what's wrong with consoles

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>>322828773
>Insurgency
>mount and blade
>not strategy
Consider suicide

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>>322829296
>omg shit grafix

>>322831341
>insurgency
>strategy
>not knowing the difference between strategy and tactics
Anon please.

>>322831341

Clearly you've never played either

>>322828316
Enjoy your Gone Homo, faggot. Meanwhile I'll go and play actual games.

>>322832086
Enjoy your 20fpsborne

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>>322829903

Are you trying to have a reasonable discussion on /v/?

We should argue one day.

>>322832154
Those 20 frames are better than 120 frames of your best game on pc
Stay cucked playing shit games, faggot

>>322832447
But I have 60fps on dark souls and it's better than bloodborne

>>322832447
>Those 20 frames are better than 120 frames of your best game on pc
congrats you're retarded

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>>322832447
So full of fury Anon, do you feel unwell?
Here you go, an action game I've been playing recently. Hope you're satisfied and can calm down now :)

>>322832549
What's funny is FROM cucks you pc faggots with their ports cause they tie framerate to gameplay mechanics and elements, so when you force 60 fps with amateur hacks you get actual gameplay hinderance
TOP KEK

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>>322832327
What can I say, I guess I'm not a very smart man.

>>322832994
Still 40+ more fps than your consoles

Did you enjoy your 5fps blighttown?

>>322833273
It wasn't that bad and yes, i did.
Years before it came to PC at least and the pvp was never any good on PC

>>322833471
>it wasn't that bad
>notoriously the worst part of the entire game, complained by tens of thousands

>>322832994

lel enjoy paid online bro. Ill just sit here and enjoy my endless sales and free game while you get jackshit. Well no to be fair you do get some stuff, but it's mostly shit. Bloodborne? Jesus christ why not call it's Darksouls 2.5 "the casual experience". Uncharted? Tomb raider with a guy.

Sony actually have no imagination. MS are almost as bad but they come up with new shit every so often.

>>322833703
Not him but yes it is notoriously complained about
but by coinsideence I was just playing through that area yesterday on ps3 and to honestly tell you I never noticed any slow down.
Maybe git gud and don't take hours trying to get through it?
But to be fair i'm experienced with the game so I only go where I need to

>>322833923
>ps3 and to honestly tell you I never noticed any slow down.
>I never noticed this HUGE slow down from 28fps to 5fps

you're retarded, this is bait

>2016
>engaging in dick-measuring contests in an anonymous imageboard

I certainly hope the two of you are underage, because at least acting like you are would be justified then.

>>322824721
Never seen the original before.

>>322824721
>>322825615


even without the dsp aspect the last panel saying WOOOOW and being the same expression is a lot funnier than explaining the joke for retards and a stupid EXAGGERATED FUNNY FACE

>>322833703
On your first run? Sure
After that you know what the area throws at you and if you just wan't to get to the boss you can literally get there in like 30 seconds if you jut follow the torches.
>>322834029
The only time it drops to really low framerate is when you look from wqay above down to the left area with the slugs, otherwise it's not as bad as you say.
But eh, you can play it at 120fps now so i guess that's fine, does it make the aerea any more fun?

>>322834337
>on your first run
played it on PC on 60fps and never had a slowdown in that area, or any area for that matter

>>322824721
That original comic didn't need "art" to be done for it. And judging by the filename, you're the one who did it.

>>322834424
Okay?
I doubt people complained that hard about the framerate more about the toxn dudes and the swamp, especially when the PC port came out, i would love to see a Demons Souls PC port just to see them cry

>>322827506
That was shit.
>>322827524
Old game.
>>322827642
Overrated, they are games marketed for Minecraft fans.

>>322828439
A glib facsimile.

I don't like ASSFAGGOTS or strategy games I'm too stupid for strategy games

What are good PC exclusives that aren't either of those?

>>322834871
>Overrated, they are games marketed for Minecraft fans.
You wot m8.
Do you even know what a city builder is?

>>322824721
It doesn't need them.

>>322835068
Well, do you like City Builders or management games? Or perhaps there are other subgenres of strategy you might have an interest in?

>>322835068
Pillars of eternity
ARMA
Red orchestra 2
Dark messiah of might and magic
Legend of grimrock 1&2
Mount and blade series
natural selection 2
this war of mine

>>322835449
This is why people buy ps4's

>>322828336
Vermintide

>>322835638
For games that aren't on ps4?

>>322832994
ok you should definitely not own a PC lmao

>>322835068
Ys Origin.

>>322835449
2 of those are not even exclusive

>>322824721
is 4chan a PC exclusive

>>322835728
Which ones?

>>322835856
Nah

>>322824721

The original image with the old man that this comic ripped off is far funnier

>>322835856
no it's available on consoles, handhelds, ios, android and other things probably

>>322834871
Well they are good games, your tastes don't really matter m8

>>322833923
>not him but by coinsideence i'm going to use very similar grammatical errors
ftfy.

>>322835956
LOL PCUK BTFO AGNIAN!!!!!

>>322834871

see

>>322828773

Don't let this thread die, OP is hilarious

>>322829296
That's because it's an old game. Something else the PS4 can't do.

>>322824721
Civ 5 Europa Universalis

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If PC had any worthwhile exclusives, wouldn't consolebros start petitions to get them on consoles?

>>322824721
Stalker

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>>322824721
Here's one coming out soon

>>322836984
How will they start a petition on a console tho?

BOOOOM BABY

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>>322837249

>>322824721
Not needed, PC is not involved in console wars.

>>322837407
It's your first day here

where's op now? lol

>>322837509
If only...

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>>322837373
Here's a classic

>>322836984
Consolefags are too busy starting petitions to BEG publishers to release games STATE SIDE. They're also too busy begging for console versions of other console exclusives.

>>322837249
>not total warhammer

>>322838168
Or even Warhammer: Total War, following the naming scheme of the earlier games.
Saying War twice in a row makes for a really awkward title.

>>322837757

Best grand strat.

>>322824994
>rekt

>>322832994
So really, what you're saying is that From had to halve the tick rate because otherwise it would have been too hard for consolecucks?

wooooow.
just wow.

>>322827404
>Undertale
>PC exclusive

It's there for the Mac, idiot.