So the devs of Ride To Hell: Retribution have an office near

>>322800932
Burn.
It.
Down.

Why would you?

>>322800932
Why was that game bad again? All I recall is shit characters and story and edge

you should blast the opening theme in front of their office on a boombox

>>322801001
To ask them why they made one of the worst video games of the last 20 years?

>>322801214
The funny thing is they thought it was cool.

>>322801214
And what kind of answer do you expect?
>uhh..because we thought it's good and we want to pay our bills?

OK, Ill genuinely take requests that arent "Blow the building up", Ive got a day off next week that I can spend wandering around looking for their office and trying to get in.

>>322801450
Do whet
>>322801209
said

>>322801450
Take a shit on the entrance and tell them that you made the sequel for them.

>>322800932
Leave them a cherry pie.

>>322801209
>Why was that game bad again? All I recall is shit characters and story and edge

It was basically unplayable.

Just look up any youtube video of the gameplay

Leave them a note saying that they should watch the LP the Best Friends did.

>>322801214
You must be a fun person.
Do you have any idea how making a game works ?

Shit games aren't much a choice, sometimes, it's just a series of unfortunate happenings

I wish those devs could get their shit together, they still do terrible stuff.

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Ask them to make more DLC

>>322800932
you won't make it past the receptionist

>>322802167
>Ride to fucking hell
>a series of unfortunate happenings

If only.

Why would they still have an office?

>>322802306
I can at least try. They might be glad of the attention.

>>322802167
Yea I doubt the game was an unfortunate accident. If you've seen much of it theres no way half the choices made were accidental.

>>322802019
I loved that LP I bet theyve seen it already.

>>322801842
I cant bake :(

>>322801632
I can put it on my phone at least and try.

>>322801676
This actually made me chuckle, do that OP. Shit in a box, write "Ride to Hell: Retribution 2" on it in crude letters, and drop it in front of their office

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So the devs of Angry Birds have an office near where I live in Finland. Should I pay them a visit?

>>322802668
I dont know but apparently they do.

I guess for this game, everything just kind of came together. The devs are incompetent, the artists have shit taste, the budget was thin and the deadline was tight.

Ultimately I really really doubt anyone on the team legitimately thinks they've delivered a good product, this is the minimum amount of self reflection you need in order to be able to live life without walking into a moving vehicle

>>322803161
>deadline was tight.
Wasn't this game in dev hell for like 6 years

>>322803247
Same principle, stuff like teams getting switched up or needing to restart thanks to bad estimates isn't healthy for a game either

>>322802934
Knock their building over with a giant bird because they are capitalist pigs.

Thank them for this magical moment:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jd2nNpj8uqA&list=PLmkjEUJHDFarNtOcYyKiizXNmp-XpuBvp&index=27#t=58m55s

I feel sorry for you if you live in Dunston, OP.

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>>322800932
>Always wanted a good post-nam/ww2 biker game
>Get this

Being a history buff can be suffering sometimes.

>>322803681
No, I don't I live somewhere much worse. Sunderland

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>>322800932
Fuckin' shoot'em

>>322800932

Call Mat and Pat first to come with you.

>>322803627
>video not available

Ok I guess...

I'm usually tame with criticizing games, but that game was literally the worst thing I've ever played. Just ask them if they're proud of it.

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>>322801214
if you liked it, try raven's cry too; it was 2015's ride to hell

>>322803627
>50:00 min
topest of lels