HOL UP

>>322791063
*smacks lips intensely*
SO YOU BE SAYIN

>tfw had to look this up

>>322791220
How do you smack lips exactly?

We was kings

t. alberto barbosa

>>322791509
Only the nigga know.

>>322791220
*shuffles left and right while holding crotch*
WE SUM KINDA?

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gwkdSKo6WD

>>322791827
DRAGUNBOOOOOOORN OR SUM SHIET!??

>>322791953
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0r1d6GkSm9r

>>322791953
this meme will reach critical levels if we get The Elder Scrolls VI: Hammerfell.

UMMM HEH SO LIKE SHIIIIT MAN WE LIKE *smacks lips* SUMMIN HAHAAAAAAAHAAA

>>322791953
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BcwtmoPE9E

Hey at least you had to figure out to look at the claw on your own. It's not so much as a puzzle as a code.

What really triggers my autism are the cobwebs you have to walk/cut through even though there are already bandits on the other side. Shows how little thought Bethesda puts into these things.

>>322791063
JUST

>>322791063
YO
HO' DE DOUGH
HO' DE DOUGH
I'Z COMIN' THRU

>>322792224
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0r1d6GkSm9r
I've been looking for this one.

i wanted this to be a skyrim related thread but ok

>>322792289

It'll be forgotten LONG before we get TES6.

>>322792579
>HOL UP

No you didn't.

>>322791953
dis gud shiet

⎝⎠⎝⎠⎝⎠⎝⎠⎝⎠⎝⎠⎝⎠⎝⎠⎝⎠⎝⎠⎝⎠⎝⎠⎝⎠⎝⎠⎝⎠⎝⎠⎝⎠⎝⎠⎝⎠

WAIT A MINUTE THAT CLAW

>>322792389
maybe the bandits were capable of climbing over the chest high walls that constantly blocked even the dragonborn

>>322792737
This is scary to look at

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>>322792737

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>every fucking dungeon has a backdoor
>every fucking puzzle is turning a few stones with the solution plastered above them
>every fucking dungeon is draugr infested

I was one of the apparently large portion of people who thought the solution was in the wall carvings. That disappointment really set the tone for the rest of the game.

>>322792945
I remember the Dragonborn DLC being better than the actual game.

>>322792945
So you'd prefer to backtrack through the whole dungeon every time?

>>322792945

>>every fucking dungeon has a backdoor

I kinda like this one. Backtracking 20 minutes through a larger dungeon really adds nothing to the experience.

>>322792961
So did I.

>>322793150
May as well just put in a teleport button if you're going to break immersion with a convenient back exit every time.

>35 hours in
>still don't understand 99% of game mechanics I should know at this point

>>322793150
They aren't that big, and they show you how much effort you made to get the loot you wanted.

>wait a minute that claw

>>322793150
>>322793229
the skyrim audience everyone
>what are well designed shortcuts
If they designed the dungeons well on the first place they wouldn't need every single one to have a backdoor
and it's not like 99% of the dungeons aren't small corridors

>>322791509
it's actually pretty easy, you basically make the same face you would when sucking on a sour skittle, and then you drop your jaw as fast as you can, the sound made by your tongue snapping back into the bottom of your mouth should produce sound desired

takes a little wetness tho

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>>322792961
>stupid ass stone riddle
>run past the solution accidentally
>"holy shit, these must've gotten more difficult"
>what fool I was
>start thinking about solution
>imagine I shoulf try turning stones so that each emblem is next to the emblem before that - and other such solutions
>finally backtrack
>game outright tells you how to turn the stones in the corridor beforehand

To this very day, I still not get why I believed that the puzzles would suddenly get harder. Perhaps out of desperation.

>>322793314
>press attack button to kill things
>open the invisible chest a thousand times if you need money
tough game

>>322791953
I can't stop cringing.

>>322793470
I don't recall most dungeons have a back door so much as having a convenient passage at the end that loops back to the beginning.

>>322793876
>cringe
When will this meme end? Kill yourself

>>322791509
you need big nigger lips to do it, white bois don't understand

>>322793909
A convenient passage that's up slightly higher than you can jump

>>322793876
t. Alberto Barbosa

>>322793909
that's a back door
it's the laziest possible way to implent shortcuts

>>322791953
honestly 3 seconds in and I felt like I was really in the hood

hey, brotha, can you 'hook me up' with a tour in the hood?

>>322791063
>>322791220
>>322791827
>>322791953
>>322792001
So what's the story with this new le dank xd meme

>>322793909

Mines and small dungeons don't even have those. Draugr dungeons usually have a door that loops back and dwemer ruins usually have an elevator back to the surface or a door higher in the mountains.

>>322791953
>>322792224
>>322792356
apparently there are more niggers on 4chan than I thought

>>322794196
>New

>>322794196
>new
What the fuck gramps how the fuck long have you been in a coma?

>>322794196
t. Alberto Barbosa

Has there ever been so many memes fused together?
Black Egyptians from /pol/
Age of Empires Malian from /v/
Alberto Barbosa from /int/

>>322793876
How's that cringe? Do you even know what cringe is?

>>322794293
>>322794319
Sorry I don't read The Weekly Meme.

>>322794175

So what would be a good way to implement shortcuts? Because even the elevator in DaS from the church to firelink is the exact same thing, a loop to the beginning.

>>322794454
the 'HOL UP' part is from /tv/

>>322794496
best thing would be no shortcuts at all
it's not like the dungeons are even big or complicated on the first place

>>322794196
>xd
eric, sibly eric

>>322792737
hi twitch chat

>>322793147
every time bethesda makes dlc its the best part of the game.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0e6MiTBk3c

>>322794491
>sorry I'm 16 and this is my first week here

Fixed.

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>>322796043
>Spouting memes and calling somebody else 16

>>322796196
How the fuck is what I posted a meme? Fuck off back to Reddit you underage garbage.

>>322796436
No.

>>322796196
>>322796436
Two mad faggots go back to reddit

>>322795331
that's probably because DLC is on a smaller scale so they can focus on making things work better

>>322796436
>>322796774
Do you think that out of all the countless times you've told people to go back to wherever, there's been anyone who actually left?

>>322796196
>>322796436
hello there reddit
>>322797013
works for me every time

>>322797313
>works for me every time

Really? That's impressive. So how do you verify that they are back in Reddit or Tumblr?