>Walking around your random neighborhood and look over at a house to see this blob of moe girls staring at you through the window
Show them my exquisite bara collection.
Realize how same-face tsunako makes her characters.
I prefer DAL girls
all of them
even the lolis
even the old hags
no nep shall leave unnepped
It's fine, she'll learn to appreciate how much love and care I give her
no, Nepu is a lazy asshole and needs punishment
Show them all my plats as proof of my undying devotion to them.
It's not NISA...
Congratulations anon, you will be rewarded, one of the neps will go with you and spend a romantic evening with you(Ram and Rom count as one)
>Platinumed the shitty original
>choosing one when you can have TWO neps
Compa. I choose Compa. There is no other choice.
Please do keep in mind Ram is an annoying brat, unlike Rom that would feed you sweets and sit on your lap while playing games(because twins can't into actual romantic evening this is the most you can get from them)
Go and invite my new neighbors over for a bowl of yummy eggs up their asshole.
>Getting fed sweets by Rom
Is this heaven?
Your UNIverse is a little loose-holed, cum-drinking drug-injecting public urinal slut, when someone in Lastation asks "Where's the whore" they immediatly know it's about Uni and 9 times out of 10 point to the closest public restroom where she's currently fucking homeless men or dogs
Coming up with these keeps getting harder
I come up with this on the spot and most of the time just say "your UNIverse is a slut"
Even if she is she's a very cute one And better than Noire 2nd best candidate in fact
Why do you want to see her so. Broken.
I want to make love to Noire in a fireplace and whisper sweet nothing in her ears, telling her that I love her and that I will always be her friend and that I'll never abandon her. Then when I cum inside her tight goddess pussy I'll whisper to her ears "lel jk"
Something something headpat simulator GOTY
I don't I want to hug her but I can't so I let my rage out by making her a slut
And pimping whatever the fuck Poona is.
Geki Noire is a pimp no matter the girl.
The answer is very simple, well first of all DS so two screens so two girls, yeah that's obvious.
Secondly it's because Rom is so goddamncute and loveable, but she's so pure and cute you only want to spoil her and be her onii-chan, not do lewd things to her, so you can use Ram who is anything but cute and pure so you can act out all of your perverted, most degenerate fantasies on her. It's a win-win situation where you can have the most adorable girl in the nepverse and still have your sexual desires fullfilled by the inferior version
THE SINS NEVER DIE CAN'T WASH THIS BLOOD OFF OUR HANDS
Why does Noire always seem to get a shower scene?
When we go back to the whole "V2 stile a track from GGXrd thing" and they settle on having a collaboration project with Arcsys taking 70% of the profit as payback, then we have a 10/10 fighting nep game that attracts tourneyfags
>kart racing game
When they go to Nintendo and offer and exclusive WiiU(*also avalaible on PC) deal on a racing game with Nintendo characters and neps
They get a deal with Crapcom to make a smaller version of monster hunter, but nep themed for PSVita so sonyggers can get MonHun again and not just GodEater
They join on the SE-Nintendo deal about the Fortune Street games
>xtreme beach volleyball
never because DoA devs start shitting their pantsu about another game that they wouldn't be able to localize due to SJW bullshit
Ask if they want to play some video games.
Lastation focuses heavily on industrialization.
You're more prone to get dirty in such areas.
BREAK NEWS: Local slut likes taking her clothes off. More at 11.
>allowed Plutia to do that to them
You don't 'allow' Plutia to do anything m8
It's okay because there are no visible nipples.
Dunno man, hell, THIS got a T rating by ESRB!
It really shows a lot of bullshit when you can have girls literally naked in TWO scenes and still get T, but some companies keep trying to force censorsip
I want to take Purple Heart to a fancy restaurant and get lost in her eyes.
Life is great, she didn't get a waifu CD either, but guess who did, and guess who was absolutely adorable in it
GekiNoire aka Hyperdevotion aka one of the two next games ported to PC aka that game that no one from STING knew how to write the script so the characters are OOC most of the time
She wants to upgrade Noire into a Gundam.
Would you a 3D Nep?
I have seen better ones, in which case, yes, yes I would
fuck no get that shit away from here.
Rie Tanaka being the exception.
The real question here is would you become a 3D Nep? How can you say you love her if you don't even want to become her?
Tamsoft didn't take the script seriously either. No one takes teh script seriously, except for Nepgear.
>go to lots of of cons
>have never seen a single Nep cosplayer ever
It's for the best I guess. I don't know how I would react if some hambeast ruined my waifu. Or worse if a qt 3.14 pulls off the costume really well and I don't know if I could stop myself from trying to molest her face with muh dick until I got arrested.
>if I could stop myself from trying to molest her face with muh dick until I got arrested.
If you can't tell the difference between 2D and 3D and act accordingly then there's something wrong with you
>there's something wrong with you
That's pretty much a given
Google has a few...
I don't see what Berserk has to do with video games but Xcom thread being deleted is strange, was someone perhaps shitposting with CP in it or something?
Also you are the second person to bitch in a nep thread about an xcom thread being dead/deleted
You asked for Ploot cosplay. Monkey's Paw, bitch.
I was in the XCom 2 thread as well as this one due to the power of tabs, it went to page 10 and died.
>I don't see what Berserk has to do with video games
Berserk has a handful of video games.
V2 soon, what do you think about Nepgear being the protag again?
Give it to platinum, duh, they'd make that work and make us beg for more
Oh how much do I wish japan would do this...I'm all in for cute girls but aren't we getting like...3 idolshits per season at this point?
I'm fine with that since she is my favorite nep.
I'm OK with this.
It was a thinly veiled Berserk reference.
Have you already pre-ordered V2, anon? You will do it for Noire right, RIGHT?
I don't use watcher, but I saw it hit page eight at one point in time.
I'm waiting for them to announce the LE is for sale before I get it. If I can't get it, then I'll go down to fucking
Best Buyand get it.
When sisters' next form?
Wanna see VITA Uni and 3DS twins.
She's dead and is being served to Kuu.
I'll wait for the LE.
Yes anon, no nep(other than NISA) is a board
To this day, i still find that hard to believe.
CPU's are not sluts, dammit.
Let me guess.
They please old men for shares?
Daily reminder that Rom and Ram and physically underage and if you find them sexually attractive then you are literally a pedophile because fapping to the thought of penetrating their extremely tight puss puss and stretching them out with your cock and mindbreaking them until they're mindless fucktoys is wrong and literally the same thing as fucking a toddler in real life.
What if i just want to be their Big Bro?
I like the way you think, I'd join you in raping her
Glad, since I actually prefer her over nep, shes so much cuter
>Rom can't write
What the fuck Blanc, get your shit together.
Now we just have to decide...which entrance does each of us take?
Does it really matter. We'll end up violating all her holes eventually. We'll just rotate holes each time. Maybe shove her cellphone inside which ever hole is currently vacant.
Shame that it was used just once and it had to be a anime episode.
Being this cute should be a crime.
It is, the punishment for the crime is that we will never be with her ;_;
>dat costume colors
Great taste anon, proably the best right after her default one
At first glance I thought it was a school swimsuit that wasn't put on fully.
Nep-Nep = Sega Neptune prototype
Vert = Xbox
Noire = Playstation
Loowee CPU (forgot her name) = Nintendo
Nepgear = Sega GameGear
Rom/Ram = Nintendo DS
Uni = PSP
Peeshi = PC engine (Turbo Graphix 16)
Arforie = R4 DS card
Plutia = Sega Pluto prototype
>Loowee CPU (forgot her name)
bitch are you fucking serious
Clearly he isn't worth praising Waifu Heart
Anyone else wish that girls were more literal representations of their companies? Like if Square was a character, have her loyal to Lowee at first, then betraying them and aligning herself with Lastation before eventually becoming a mercenary that works for all the nations? Shit like that.
Final Fantasy is a character and she swores loyalty to Noire in a game that revolves around PSX Noire.
Square is a character in the upcoming PS4 game and she is kind of a mercenary.
What would K-Sha be then?
A suicidal maniac that burns every bridge down and has a gambling addiction?
Nah, I recognize the outfit. She's dressed as Noa from Legend of Legaia.
Let's see...K-sha is attracted to Noire, fits Konami pretty well...And then the rest of her personality is pretty much a schoolgirl that becomes a war veteran when she has a gun in hand...Isn't that her description form one of the dangeki interviews actually?
Well she's paired with Mega Drive in the crossover game
Is something like this
Neptune - Sega Neptune
Noire - Playstation
Blanc - Nintendo
Vert - ecs-bawcs
Plutia - Sega Megadrive/ Sega Pluto
Peashy - Turbogafx-16
Rei Ryghts - Atari
Peashy - PC Engine
NepGear- Sega gamegear
Compa- Compile Heart
IF - Idea Factory,
Nisa - NIS America
Gust - Gust Corporation
5pb's - music company Nao
Red - Red Entertainment. (company)
Cave - CAVE Interactive (company)
Falcom - Nihon Falcom (company)
Broccoli -BROCCOLI (nep merchandise)
CyberConnect2 -CyberConnect2 (company)
Felis and Stella = Felistella (company)
MarvelousAQL - MarvelousAQL (company)
Tekken -Tekken (yes, the game)
Compile - Compile (company)
Geki noire girls
Lid - Metal Gear
Moru - Monster Hunter
Sango - Dynasty Warriors
Lady Wac - Pac-Man
Vio - Resident Evil/Biohazard
Resta - Record of Agarest War
Wyn - Winning Eleven
Generia G - Super Robot Wars
Poona - Opoona
Estelle - Dragon Quest
Tsunemi - Project DIVA
Lee-Fi - Street Fighter
Blossom Aisen = Sakura Taisen
Ein Al - Final Fantasy
Saori - Tokimeki Memorial
Ai Masujima - iDOLM@STER
Little Rain - Neverland series
Ryuka - Yakuza
Sting - Sting Entertainment
Dengekiko - Dengeki Magazines
Famitsu - Famitsu Magazines
S-Sha - Sqaure Enix
B-Sha - Bandai Namco
K-Sha - Konami
C-Sha - Capcom
And enemies like Anonydeath.
Seriously, how can he forget himself?
This hat better be in Victory II, I swear to god.
>Broccoli -BROCCOLI (nep merchandise)
She's also a representation of GAMERS. Puchiko is their mascot.
She's also voiced in Nep by the same woman who voice acted her in the DiGi Charat anime back in the 90s.
I will update one day with the oracles
What the fuck evenis that phrase "Am I cute or what?", what sort of question is that, and it's not like this is the only instance of this I have seen, Cagliostro from GBF seems to be saying the same thing
I think he's supposed to be Anonymous.
As in that "hacking" "group"
I think it would just be cool to see a character representing Naughty Dog as Noire's most loyal soldier. Or Activision being a loli army weapons dealer that provides the nations with their weapons. Fuck, Gust should have been done in a style more similar to the Arland girls and emphasized her being an Alchemist. They just seem like random girls with random personalities that don't represent their companies at all.
You know Arland wasn't the first atelier, right? Also I much more appreciate the girls having more of subtle references and hitns to who they represent instead of beating you over the head with "LOL I'M DOING LITERALLY THE SAME THING THE COMPANY I'M BASED OFF IS DOING CAN YOU GUESS WHO I AM?"
All villains in mk2/RB2 are pirate fags
>You know Arland wasn't the first atelier, right?
Yes. I mentioned the Arland trilogy because I didn't play the older Atelier games and I have no idea if Gust's outfit fits the theme from the older games because they might have been different from what the Arland girls dress like.
>a character representing Naughty Dog as Noire's most loyal soldier
>Activision being a loli army weapons dealer that provides the nations with their weapons
Gotta wonder why this hasn't happened yet.
CH/IF got something against Americans?
Or is it just legal bullshit?
Would be cool, it would probably look like Crash.
But then they would have to make a nation-loyal character for every nation.
Probably legal bullshit considering that the Maker characters are in fact properties of the companies, Tekken was result of collaboration deal of sorts for example, they mentioned it in the 5th anniversary interview, CC2 was used by the company as a mascot, NISA and Gust are no longer "neps" and belong exclusively to their companies. They obviously would have to go to the western companies to use neps based on them and guess how much CH would get raped if they had a deal with Activision
There was a picture of some girl from a nep game. She had brown hair, big tits and some blue clothes. The clothes were tattered and she was showing quite a bit of cleavage. It wasn't fan art
It would be fucking terrifying.
Do you realize how fucking surreal and unbelievable the situation would be? You walk around the corner and suddenly you see almost the entire cast of Neptunia just staring at you from a single fucking window, unblinking.
Nah nigga, this is a lot more horrifying than it should be.
Thats right. Think neps would even get along with us? They only seem to keep girls as company. Vert seems like the only who would be a bro to hang out with. She'd be up for ordering pizza and playing vidya all day.
none, sorry anon. Brown-haired AND big-busted narrows the field as far as neps are concerned. Probably from another CH series I haven't played.
That's not BH either. Are you doing this on purpose?? Are you bullying her?
I got it anon. I just remembered that she was the Capcom personification. Now to find the actual picture i was thinking of.
You said Noire/BH
I assumed that meant Noire OR Black Heart
Fine. You can have Noire too. Happy?
Don't worry, we're good.
I have the art book scanned version.
Which is pretty low-quality.
I trust you.
Some of you guys are alright. Don't go to any Basilicoms tomorrow
Bigger Noire for whoever wants it.
>Have you already pre-ordered V2, anon?
>You will do it for Noire right, RIGHT?
No, will do it with Sho Hyami
She's such a whore that, when she goes hunting monsters with Noire, she gets lost on purpose just to get raped by the monsters, she loves the big dick of the horsebirds while the dogoos squeeze her butt, small titties and armpits, some of them even try to force a kiss on her.
I don't know why but Noire's legs make me harder than Chinese algebra.
Sometimes Vert does that too but with Noire it happens always.
Uni is a notorious drug addict and in constant need of money, so she always tries to whore herself out for some. Problem is, the entire Lastation is repulsed by her whortastic behaviour so she usually gets spit on, thrown out, insulted and beaten to a pulp until some stinky hobos gives her the privillige of cleaning his dick and pleasuring his mutt, but not before she begs on her knees for it and gets the regular spitting and insulting treatment. But in the end, he lets her. He's usually very generous with her, paying her 2 whole credits for this, sometimes 1, either when she refuses to lick his cum out of the ground after they are done or when he feels like it, she got nothing to say in that matter.
fuck yeah now THAT'S how you do a transformation
>RED waifing it up with Marvy and holding Nepgear's hand
Parts of me want to hate RED because she's fucking stupid but we share so much taste that it's pretty much impossible for me to hate on her. She's even right next to Marvy in the RB3 beach picture, about to rub lotion all over her, by request.
>Falcom in spats and a girly tomboyish top
mmmmnnnffff, clearly one of the top three girls
Ok, I'm playing RB2 for the first time, Puchiko just told me he could help me if I get her some items, right after it an EVENT marker showed up on one previous Lowee dungeon
I went there, got to the event point and got the Item
Another dungeon got the EVENT marker, but when I go inside it, there is no event point in it, and now I cant progress the story
Am I fucked?
Please; i'll do just about anything.
No, no no, girls should get bigger when they transform, not smaller.
Marvy should be given a CPU memory so that her chest can expand to outsize Yellow Heart.
Bigger is better, anon. Softer, more cuddly, warmer, and more feminine.
That was awful. This thread is ruined