Get in here:
Im a pc gamer. The TR reboot series as well as Uncharted is shit.
Why would I fucking buy Rise of Dong Raider for 60 bucks when I could buy the SE HUmble Bundle right now and get like 10 actual Tomb Raider games, plus the goty version of the shitty reboot, which you can sell or trade in for another better game?
And I have 50 bucks left. maybe to buy Dragon Dogma (30 bucks, probably 200 hours of gameplay) or SFV (45 bucks, unlimited amount of gameplay).
RoTR is not even worth a pirate for me.
Yeah, I'm surprised it's this early. Will gladly pirate it and buy it if I like it, the reboot just could not hold my attention more than halfway through for some reason.
Makes sense. Fuck does Microsoft care if they sell some copies of Windows, right? It's not like this is coming out on Linux or Mac. They had their holiday release on console and that's all they really needed.
I'm buying Dragon's Dogma PC instead
fuck your shitty uncharted clone
all those skeletons are sony fanboys waiting to play this.
Damn that's a pretty nice ass, any more?
It's honestly not that amazing. Underworld Lara had a way better ass, see the webbum. Yeah well, graphics are ten years old., whatever. Still a better ass.
I wasn't aware people still cared about TR
>everyone expect lara x sam shipping
>expect some resolve with sam 'disease' in end of the first game
>never mentioned sam and story is unconnected
they really blew up the only remaining factor of fanbase pandering
I bought the first one for 3 bucks just for fap material and I'll do the same with this one.
>first one was shit
>second one will probably be the same
I really don't understand the praise of the first one. It was basically an uncharted clone, which is ironic because uncharted was trying to be a tomb raider clone.
I'm going to play this so I can take 4K shots of that ass.
You have shit taste, and you're proud of having a shit taste, but at least you are happy. I salute you Anon.
Nice. Get your uncompressed shots ready for 28th. It's going to be dumping time on /v/.
Except that isn't what I said. I said I didn't understand why people liked the first one so much. It was a so-so stealth/shooter experience with a so-so story.
Don't be so much of fancuck when you reply next time.
Better pacing, better platforming and sense of exploration, Lara not hating tombs and not crying about killing people every three seconds.
Plus, it's not quite open world but not totally linear, almost like a Metroid style. Personal preference there.
>However, with the issue now made clearer, many are wondering why there was so much initial confusion. Why didn’t Crystal Dynamics or publisher Square Enix come out and confirm Rise of the Tomb Raider was also coming to PS4 and PC sooner, rather then let gamers picket their game before it ever came out.
Yeah I actually found it after making that post.
This thread is giving me cancer. I love how the guy accused their double standards and got banned and how this evilr guy is sperging the fuck out trying to spin a conspiracy web to say MS lied.
I hate MS with the force of a thousand suns but these people are fucking obnoxious, jesus christ.
>PCucks shit on Uncharted calling it a movie
>they lap up the Tomb Raider reboot which is just a shittier version of Uncharted
>they also lapped up Walking Dead 'game' and Witcher 3, even though it's literally a Telltale tier 'game' conversation simulator
Buy, GOTY. Seriously I stopped playing Fallout 4 because of it. There are more interesting settlements in the new TR then fucking Fallout 4. Endurance mode is like playing a rogueliked version of the game, it's fucking cool. Also Baga Yaga looks like fun, I'm more excited about DLC then any video games this month.
>gameplay looks exactly the same as the first title, which very much not a good thing
>graphics are better, but it will probably suffer from the same issues the first one had
>no longer any /u/ subtext
I'm only marginally interested. Will be pirating it for that glorious ass and these nice animations, to play in between sessions of Dragon's Dogma.
It improves on EVERYTHING pretty much. Pirate it if you have to, but it really does deserve to be bought. I got it on release and bought the Season pass when Endurance mode and Baga Yaga got annouced. No regrets, it's worth $90 bucks. Crystal Dynamics can do voice acting, animations, pacing, puzzles, and combat better than most games. I actually got stumped a few times in tombs and had to look the shit up online. Was my favorite game of the year.
>>no longer any /u/ subtext
This confuses me. Sam was the only supporting character was the least bit interesting in the first game, and they decide to bring back the big guy nobody can even remember.
>all those skeletons are sony fanboys waiting to play this.
I'm gonna pirate it all the same but truth is that Square fucked up. Game tanked. Remember 2013:
>3.4 million copies of Tomb Raider have been sold in four weeks, publisher Square Enix has revealed, which is not enough to hit the game's sales target.
I'm sorry but Square bet on the wrong horse.
>Seriously I stopped playing Fallout 4 because of it. There are more interesting settlements in the new TR then fucking Fallout 4.
The fact you're actually implying that Fallout 4 is some kind of meaningful standard in any way only shows how one should take the exact opposite of your advice. You can pretty much smell the underage on your post.
>thinking devs/publishers would stand for this
There was only ever one way all that "rescue romance" action was going to end.
Not that the writers of this franchise could ever be trusted with writing romance, so maybe it's for the best.
Only newfags say this. Fallout 4 was fine, nothing spectacular, but I mentioned it because it came out the exact same day as RotTR and I ended up playing TR easily 4x more than I did FO4.
Also you wouldn't last 5 days in Endurance mode faggot.
>Man enjoys video games and post about it
I shill what I enjoy so at least some lurkers out there give it a shot when it comes to their platforms. Your salty ass can take a hike back to your "IT KEEPS HAPPENING!" threads.
>uncharted was trying to be a tomb raider clone.
In what way uncharted tried to be a Tomb Raider clone other than taking inspiration from Indiana Jones too? They are nothing like it. Tomb Raider classic series are platforming, exploring, puzzle games with some occasional shootings.
I want a Tomb Raider like the PSX TR games where you actually EXPLORED and it felt like you were on a JOURNEY and not a Hollywood movie.
Crystal dynamics don't even know what the fuck they're making at this point, "lets just take everything that's popular and throw it together while lara whinges on about her daddy, Great plan!"
Classic lara got disowned by her family for her lifestyle.
New lara is following in daddys footsteps
Funny how SJW the game is actually less progressive than the original story.
I want a TR game that focuses on hard platforming and exploration. TR reboot played itself, you could jump sooner later or in the wrong direction and the game autocorrected the jump. The only thing you had to pay attention was QTEs. Its a Tomb Raider simulator, where you simulate to be doing those crazy jumps in a tomb raider game, but the truth is that you are only pressing UP on the stick and shit happens by itself. A fucking disgrace for the franchise.
The Michael Bay/JJ Abrahams pacing was shit too. Too many explosions and running between stuff exploding.
I've recently started playing it and it's pretty fun. It's a fun remnant of old game designs, there's much less combat, platforming, more puzzles that actually require thinking albeit some small amount, no giant markers that tell you go here, among other stuff, and the graphics aren't that bad especially if you mod it.
In terms of story, Following ol' daddy has been done, I liked that Lara was a lady who despite the fact was about to be married decided to throw that and her family out the fucking door in order to just do what she loves. Rather than "Mummy daddy mummy daddy" for 5 fucking games now.
>PCucks slurping up yet another used good which glorious console master race already nutted all over
what else is new?
Probably pretty good. The port team has good reputation and Xbone sets such a low bar to begin with.
whatever happened to the coke zero streamer?
Posting this gif for justice
Classic Lara will always reign supreme.