AGDQ 2016

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When does it get good?

This isn't a good game.

>>322753745
Never.

If you never played Spelunky you have no idea why using the teleporter is so hard to use.

A normal player would keep warping into walls.

Either way Spelunky is a great game, seriously. Try it.

Poo in Loo: The Game

>>322753745
When it's over.

>all he needs to do is keep 2 ropes
>he keeps forgetting and using more

jesus christ come the fuck on

fuck comfy

>>322753804
heard ya the first time

>devs on skype
pls stop this

>/v/ shit-talking Spelunky.
What the fuck. Spelunky is one the purest new-ish vidya out there.

twitch chat is cancer

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>>322753751

1 [Canada] dtea 16:45.155
2 [Canada] Bum 17:01.005

Current top times for this category

which thread is the real one?

>>322753804
you'll teleport into a wall the first or second time only unless you're a total pleb but I bet it's hard to speedrun with it

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GIMME MY WAIFU
GAH

>>322753745
The atmosphere and hype runs have been dead since AGDQ '14.

The fun is truly dead this year. I haven't enjoyed a single run so far, something ruined it for me. There aren't even fun trainwrecks because Uyama has sterilized this shit so hard.

>>322753951
Waifus come to those who wait.

>>322753919
This one the other one has more shitposters so this is automatically better. Also more appropriate OP image

I love Spelunky and Spelunky speed runs but what the fuck is this shit I don't get it.

>>322754007
SGDQ felt all right

There is something corporate feeling about it now though

>>322754007
There have been a handful of good runs this year

Disney block yesterday was great (except for KH)

Fun underground event turned into sterile corporate cash cow, its like poetry

>>322754073
missed KH run, how bad was it?

I promise this game is fantastic, as good as Blinding of Isaac if not better

Try it guys

>>322754007
AGDQ 2014 was the best one tho

>>322753951
>MY
hahahaha, that's rich

>>322754169
It was a three hour speed run. I mean it wasn't awful or anything, but I got bored and stopped after like 30min

>>322754170
Jesus fuck off with your shilling
>as good as Binding of Isaac
Not a very big achievement there fucko

>>322753804
>>322754170
stop

>>322754007
>>322754071

>sterilized
>corporate feeling

That's exactly how I feel. No one looks like they're having a good time, everything feels forced as fuck. Clapping is an obligation, attendance feels like an obligation, hell even the runners and commentators seem like they're just doing it so they don't become irrelevant.

>>322754169
Okay but none of them had the charisma to carry a 3 hour run

>>322754170
We heard you the first 3 times

>>322754247
Nigga without spelunky shit like Isaac wouldn't be a thing

why are they doing a run where they unlock all the shortcuts who fuckin cares desu senpai it pisses me off

>>322754314
i don't see the point if they're doing it without shortcuts anyway

>view count and donation amounts are down this year even with the padding that's probably going on

did the bubble finally pop

can we finally kill uyama and replace him with literally anyone else

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real shit game mate

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Wait, why is he starting from the first stage now?

I don't understand this at all

I'm not the guy that posted my other posts but let me tell you that he's right and this game is amazing. You people should try it.

>>322754442
Uyama is already dead.

He's been "ill with mono" for over 2 years mate.

That lasts like a month at max.

>>322754463
It's an arbitrary category just so they can feature a shitty RNG game with broad appeal.

There are a lot of those, like the Minecraft "run".

>>322754261
>pay a small fortune in advance and potentially not be running anyway
>coporate fuckheads breathing down your neck whenever you say anything that could be slightly viewed as offensive to someone somewhere
>forced to constantly mention raffles and donation incentives to make the organizer more money

Fuck this shit and any moron that buys into the 'its for charity!' bullshit. You only need to give away 20% of earnings to be classed as one.

Wake up sheeple.

Is that the fucking merchant that waits for you at every exits if you screw him earlier?

this runner sounds so fuckin pouty and doesn't give a shit about the devs watching him play I hope he gets totally fucken rekt

I can recommend trying this game, it's good

I don't get why he just doesn't do one hell run. Why does he want to unlock the shortcuts first?

>>322754626
It's part of the category

>>322754626
For whatever reason there are way too many different categories of Spelunky speedruns.
This is an 'unlock all shortcuts and defeat Olmec' type run.

MY CAT JUST FARTED

JESUS CHIRST

>>322754626

the run is literally unlocking the sortcuts then killing the boss. the hell run is a different one

>>322754626
because he's a giant faggot

>>322754746
drink it

>>322754746
Why is that so surprising?

>>322754746
dude

PKEKS GETTING BTFO

>>322754746
:^)

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Spelunky is cute!
But so is this speedfu

>>322754746
>owning a cat
Fucking degenerate.

>>322754746
More interesting than any run so far.

>>322754852
Fart

HAHA IVE BEEN WATCHING ADQGDQGQDGQDGQG SINCE IT STARTED IN 1703 BUT THIS IS THE FIRST TIME IVE BEEN ABLE TO DONATE EVERY YEAR THIS REALLY BLOWS... ME AWAY AND I HOPE WE CAN STEALTH TELEPORT AND WRECK CANCER IN THE BUTT PS KILL THE ANIMALS HAHA SO RANDOM

>bomb doesn't work on expensive computers
why senpai?

there goes blueglasses and his angelic laugh again

What is up with a lot of speedrunners seeming not all that hyped with a dev watching and doing an impromptu QnA during the run?

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>>322754892
of course

>>322754746
>tfw this Anon's cat fart is the most exciting part of this run

Why do cat farts smell worse then dog ones anyway?

>>322754918
This plus
>Greetings from [Country]
make up all the donations

>>322754920
They're retarded if they don't know the reason, it all has to do with what GPU and drivers you have.

this nigga can't do an eggplant run

>>322754963
This is how you know something was funny or not.

>Eggplant
Banned

why is tom green there

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Where are the good games

>>322754912
ayyy lmao

>next game is a rougelike/rhythm/dungeon crawler
I don't. Shit run?

>>322754968
it's always you anon, isn't it
you haunt me, always there to ruin my dreams

>>322754980
catfood is garbage

Someone just invited him to a group called Get fucked, nerd

Hehe let's show the eggplant no i'm not going to do a eggplant run lel

>"I <3 cock"

>steam notifications
what

he comes the steam spam

>>322755117
this runner is a no fun faggot

>>322755084
>rougelike
>rouge

why is he still playing this shit if the speedrun is over?? get ON with it!

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I like it

What's his steam I have a goatse avatar

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>Trump wins 2016 #wall

>>322755117
You less and 3 cock? Whut?

>Trump wins 2016 #WALL

topkek

someone add him to "UYAMA IS A JEW" or something group

>>322755220
It's almost crimson red, but not reallyou know what I meant anon

>people hate spelunky
what happened?

>>322754452
I misunderstood that picture at first and though her knees were her boobs.

>4chan party wan

>>322755301
pixel garbage

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>>322755257
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198147835854

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AGDQ FAGS

>>322755019
>implying speedrunners aren't retarded
why dont the fucking devs fix this

Shouldn't they be timing this???

Will they ever learn to go offline on Steam before the run?

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>Australian dota 2

>>322755223
he's doing a hell run which is the only kind of speedrun anyone cares about in this game

don't know what the fuck the last one was about.

How with all the restrictions that they don't force Steam notifications off is amazing.

>4chan party van group

how the fuck do you not have the foresight to turn of notifications

>team triangle tities

NO FUN ALLOWED
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>>322755301
I hate all 2d indie shit, no exceptions

>BLOCKING THE NOTIFICATIONS
C U C K E D
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>>322755320
>6k hours
thank god im not autistic

that fucking steam block jesus christ.

>>322755301
It got popular or something, /v/ is fucking stupid anyway, spelunky hd is a great game.
>>322755318
>pixels

>>322755320
>5,944 hrs
JESUS CHRIST

>>322755347
Holy shit just realised this
>what is even the point of speedrunning without the timer

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>>322755356

FUCKING YSG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dat laugh doe

Greetings from Germany!
Long time viewer, first time donator here. My grandfather passed away recently after a long battle with cancer so what you guys are doing is awesome! I had to donate during one of my favorite games of all time. This AGDQ has been awesome and I have been losing sleep because of you guys. I love seeing my childhood being destroyed in these speedruns. Shoutouts to the runners and people who made this possible. Keep up the good work and let's kick cancer in the butt! Remember, save frames, not the animals. Everybody say HOYP!

>>322755432
It was a donation incentive and it was met.

haha you guys are really epic

greetz from Reddit!

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What are the odds that Cloudbuilt will be banned for life because the dev said "shit" when one of the runners game crashed?

>>322755347
It's just an exhibition. Because hard or something.

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So why did the AGDQ staff choose such a huge hosting room anyway

>>322755486
Actually heard the narrators voice in my head when you said this

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PROFESSIONALS

>>322755412
>not pixels

>>322755301
I like the game the run is just shitty, i don't get why he wants to get the dumb shortcuts first and waste 20 minutes instead of doing a hellrun first or the actual eggplant run

>>322755543
the game times it itself

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I don't understand this game at all.

These roguelite games are shit

>>322755347
top right
there's your timer

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Is this Top 3 most boring game of AGDQ?

Ignore the commentary, just the game itself. Nothing is impressive technique-wise.

>>322755573
money launder scheme
they have to pretend thousands of people went to the event

>>322755573
Do you not watch when the room is packed?

>>322755320
This guy has 6k (SIX THOUSAND) hours invested in his game

And they let some fag earlier waste 2 hours playing a game he'd only played for 60 hours, and was literally the only person on the leaderboard.

>>322755573
Jesus that is empty as fuck
>nice to see boogie2988 on the couch

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kek

>>322755663
its almost like its early in the morning

>>322755518
86%

>>322755573
because this is the dark e-sports future the FGC predicted

>>322755645
>Nothing is impressive technique-wise.
clearly you've never played it

That Spelunky dev sounds like a bro. Would definitely befriend and hang out with.

>>322755645
The challenge comes from reacting to the RNG and they're doing pretty good job at that.

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>>322755645
>Nothing is impressive technique-wise.
confirmed for literally never touching the game

>>322755636
You know, I'm a pretty unhealthy guy that let himself get fat but I'm not even close to half that bulk. How do you get so fat?

>>322755707
is that witwix and jen

>>322755301
I love Spelunky

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>Roguelike platformer

>>322755606
why not just use an AGDQ steam account

>>322755320
>>322755662
This isn't that unlikely. I probably have 100 hours in it, and I never beat the temples.

>>322755747
People sleep on Spelunky hard, it's a shame.

>>322755747
>clearly you've never played it

Being autistic takes skill. Doesn't mean it's impressive skill.

>>322755573

too much rules, no fun allowed, people who don't play games are in charge

>>322755735

this

why di they only play indie games made by male devs?? where are my gone home and depression quest speedruns?

>>322755763
that is the true skill
anyone can memorize a level

>>322755753
Sounds like a cool dude. I mean the game is pretty damn popular. Ego sometimes really fucks with regular people's minds.

Greetings from Germany!

I'm a young artist trying to get into art college, and since I just got my first job making postcards, I can finally afford to donate. So here's to you all great runners out there, no matter how camp your game is. Keep up the good work, and flashwar the cancer out of here! HEIP!

>>322755707
Stop trying to viral yourself shitwix

>>322755768
>Step 1. Be unhealthy american
>Step 2. Spend all day speedrunning some vidya game

He's a big guy for you

>>322755301
/v/ loves spelunky and /v/ loves shitposting you should know this by now

What is the point of the couch at the top right that is like somewhat behind the first couch?

1 guy sits there. Doing what?

Man stealing from the shop is so worth it, you get so much shit.

I never did it because I was scared of the shotgun, but I guess I'll start doing it now.

>>322755486
Greetings from Germany!

I've been watching every AGDQ since 2013 and every SDGQ since 2014. This AGDQ has been awesome and I have been losing sleep because I've been watching at work when I'm supposed to be busy! I remember playing this game from my childhood, and seeing it destroyed in these speedruns has been incredible because I remember playing it. My paycheck doesn't come until next week, but I just HAD to donate for the Megaman prize, so put this towards runners choice and saving the animals. How could I resist donating for such a worthy cause and because no one else deserves to feel that pain, and I just want let you know what you are doing is awesome, so please keep up the good work and let's kick cancer's butt!

>>322755341
Are you an ant?

>>322755847
I think the fact that it used to be freeware had something to do with it.

>Writing a book on spelunky

>99+ Steam notifications

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>>322755849

>>322755920
I dont like this meme

I like how they finally had a dev on that had some interesting things to say

did someone have the reflex to screencap that steam chat?

>>322755768
Eat a lot of fast food, junk food like potato chips, also lots and lots of soda. Don't just eat normal servings either eat like double of that

The runner seems actually butthurt and mad that the devs are on skype with them

Greetings from 4chan /v/!

This is a le cringe maymay gaem xD. You cucks should play my favorite game which only I like cause I'm a cool hipster. GOOBERGATE FOR LIEF.

>that fucking laugh
>every fucking GDQ
It wouldn't bother me that much if the shit he was laughing at was actually somewhat funny.

>>322755346
Cause they didn't know about it and the retarded speedrunners didn't send the devs a bug report with information about what hardware and drivers it happens and doesn't happen on?

>>322755895
Sometimes they have more people running the game than they have space on the couch.

Kingdom hearts was literally both couches and the first two rows of the audience with runners of the game.

>>322755920
>>322755849
>>322755486

Post more parody donation comments.

>that tiny audience

Is it just the time of day or is AGDQ dead?

>>322756048
what?

>>322755806
they're too cheap for that

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>>322755849

>>322756086
both.

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>Shovel Knight is on the last day

>Coda All Zones
this is gonna be ridiculous

>>322756021
I only eat twice a day (lunch and dinner), no huge portions, drink water 90% of the time and only very occasionally something like orange juice or a coke. Don't snack on junk food much.

And yet I can't lose weight

>>322755356
why did she oil her chest?

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How do people let themselves get this fat? I don't understand. Don't they know that they look like complete shit yet they proceed to eat like shit and not work out. Then again, I can never see myself not working out so I'm biased

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>>322756003

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Hello guys! Long time first time watcher and donating! The lover of my wife made me know this stream letting me take care of my wife's son! keep up the good work and kick that cancer a kick!
Greetings from Germany!!!!
hash tag yo lo

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>dat thick grill

Why does /v/ hate good video games?

>>322756138
ok

>>322756123
wow more indie pixelshit garbage

when do the real games start

>>322755606
It wasn't that close. The player is invulnerable during the door entering animation.

>>322755578
I heard it too. Scary

Think they'll be savvy enough to turn off notifications this time?

>>322756138
that feel when don't have to work out in order to stay slim
may have diabetes or something but feels good

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>>322755486

Greetings from Germany!

Watching with my wife and her son, having tons of fun, keep up the good work and lets kick cancer in the butt!

>>322756138
I work out for like a week when I start to gain weight and that's enough.
What the fuck is wrong with fat people

>>322756086
It's only 10 AM, everyone's still recovering from the orgies

>>322756136
Go for walks every day.

>>322756048
Nah he just seems like the kind of nerd that still thinks being kinda rude is being cool and badass.

>>322754071
>>322754261
>>322754585

after 2013 the event had grown so big that the PCF took notice and basically took over the event, they sent one of their suits over to fund it and turn it into a big advertising thing for their charity

2012 was elder god tier GDQs, 2013 was god tier, 2014 was ok but felt off, ever since then it's been corporatized bullshit, the magic is completely gone

I don't even think the core runners that started this shit over 3 years ago even attend any more, talking about trihex and runnerguy mainly

>>322756195
>that
>thick

you've gone too deep

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Indie Game Block on AGDQ was a huge mistake.

No matter how skilled you are, it looks boring in real life.

>>322756223
I wasn't referring to the runners. I was referring to the people being paid to manage the stream's A/V.

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>>322756195
>thick grill
>thick

She is fat, dumb ass. She has a fucking muffin top

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>>322756185
>The lover of my wife made me know this stream letting me take care of my wife's son!

>>322756296
GDQ was a huge mistake

>>322756210
After you kill yourself

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>>322755341

BEST THING EVER

BEEP BEEP 4CHAN PARTY VAN HAS ARRIVED

AGDQ IS THE SHITPOSTER'S BLOODMOON

Kick cancer's butt lol!

>>322756316
Low test beta detected

i remember this guy being really good at descent
too bad he's a redditor twitch e-celeb wannabe

>>322756296
You're gonna love the awful games block.

>>322756331
Speedrunning was a huge mistake.

>>322756361
Haha! Memes!

>>322756390
video games were a huge mistake

LET'S FUCK CANCER IN THE ASS! WHO'S WITH ME? FUCK CANCER AND FUCK ANIMALS!

Uh oh! Big!

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>>322756361

Nah senpai

Qt detected

>>322756331
letting the PCF fund it so they could take it over and sterilize it was a huge mistake

>ugg boots in public

This bitch is disgusting

>banned for saying *PogChamp LANDWHALE PogChamp*

fucking nazi mods

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get fuckin ready for CHOKE ON LEVEL 4

>>322756375
>You're gonna love the awful games block.

I actually will.

At least it's self-aware.

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK CANCER LMAPOOOOOOOOOO BUTT!

>patting Kylo Ren on the head

>>322756390
Memes was a mistake.

>>322756465
is this gm_construct

This donation reader sounds like hes about to fellate a shotgun christ can we get someone else

>>322756405
Memes so fresh you can suck my nuts.

I went to bed after Hotline Miami did I miss anything good/cringey?

>>322756079
Greetings from Germany

Hey everyone i'm watching AGDQ while my wife is giving private lessons to our refugee Abdul we take care of #refugeeswelcome. , let's kick cancers butt and save the animals HOYP!

What's with this announcer. He seems so bored

>shoutout to Kylo Ren
>chat explodes in spoilers

[sensible chuckle]

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>>322756361
Fat cuck nigger detected

Greetings from Germany!

My wife's son and also her daughter from a second lover enjoy watching AGDQ so I'm watching it with them.

I don't understand what speedrunning is but I am still donating because we need to pound cancer's ass!

>>322756485
you're a qt

>>322756296
This desu they should only run Nintendo games.

Bring Lauren back, this fatty is not cute at all.

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never forget

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>>322756559

>>322756424
Life was a huge mistake.

>>322756520
My condom breaking while I was inside your mom was a mistake

if the cuck goes online on steam then go ahead and spam him

http://steamcommunity.com/id/Spootaloo

>>322756569
Oh golly gee thanks mister!

>>322756536
has someone actually had this as a donation comment or something similar?

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this announcer sounds depressed

>>322756527
There were some fun runs yeah. Just this last one some from 4chan found the runners steam and raided it with friend/group requests till they blocked it. >>322755606

I bet at least half the time the greetings from Germany comments aren't even ironic.

another disgusting ham beast

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wew lad

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>>322756560
This shit isn't even funny, you faggot.

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>>322756667
yeah he's definitely had enough

>>322756631
Why? Did he cuck you or something?

>>322756659
No idea i hope someone will try

>>322756621
Too bad sir i have 2 dads no mum :)

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>>322756631
holyshit

HIGH
TEST

>>322756667
>We will never get Blueglass as an announcer
WHY. EVEN. LIVE.

>>322756079

Greetings from Germany

Little low on cash since I got robbed by refugees last week, watching with my wife and her Syrian boyfriend, she's pregnant so I've been doing two jobs so I have little time to actually watch but maybe next year get better, Save the animals and lets kick cancer in the butt

>>322756709
come one anon its just a week

if this fatty lost a bit of stomach fat, I would smash that puffy pussy all night

>>322756709
A week, see you at SGDQ

>>322756631
why would I wanna do that?
>>322756523
>>322756667
this tbqh

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I want to fuck that grill

>These chubbies

not bad senpai

>>322756769
>speed runs a game
>WHY SO MANY HOURS
what are you even doing

>a few people spamming ResidentSleeper every game

Are you Ori fags mad or something? That game was boring as fuck.

>>322756741
a message from my wifes son to you,
go cuck yourself

desu~

>>322756776
HIGH
CHOLESTEROL

>>322756813
The face of a hill troll gets you hot huh?

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I'm sitting here wanting to make interesting webms but nothing is happening.

>>322756795
Donate for this one tbqh

>>322756659

yes, there was a donation saying that, and it got read on the transformers run

>>322756850
i'd pity fuck her tbqh

>>322756776
DESPERATE
AS
FUCK

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What is the background music?

>>322756361
whalefucker detected

>>322756850
desu, cuddling with clothes on is as far as I'd
go with her.

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>>322756862
maybe its just a fucking lot of hours into a game that doesn't have any loading screens and filler time anon. maybe I thought it was neat.

>>322756769
>somehow people are still surprised speedrunners are autistic

>>322756795
if I had 5 bucks I would do this as an actual donation comment

better ending is lets pound cancers butt

>>322753673
>people donating for Spoony

What is going on? Is Spoony started speedrunning?

>>322754901
>not owning a cat
are you ok anon?

>>322756769
1800 hours is nothing dude, do you even play vidya?

You. Yeah, you.
I know what you are thinking. "Oh I should get into speedrunning."

You won't. We both know it. You'll be back to being a lazy /v/ guy who just browses around doing nothing within two weeks tops. And then you won't care about speedruns until SGDQ happens.

get hyped....
It's day three....guys..

>>322756769
speedrunners of tier 1 speedgames (Mario Zelda Goldeneye etc.) have all put at least 5K hours into it, some old bois over 10K

>>322756940
what if her stomach comes out dude, that's too close

>>322756850
OpieOP

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She looks so soft.

I want to cuddle her.

>>322756907
Final Fantasy.

>>322756850
i fucked a girl with similar body and she was wild in bed. I suppose all thick and fat girls are.

I WANT HER TO SIT ON MY FACE AND LET ME GULP HER SWEATY MUFF

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>>322756813
>lost a bit of stomach fat
>a bit of stomach fat
>a bit

Jesus fucking Christ, a lot of you have low fucking standards. Have some respect for yourself and don't give fat bitches with no ambition attention

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>all these people wanting to fuck fatties
what happened to you /v/?

>>322756953
You shouldn't have. Finding someone playing a game a lot interesting is insanely boring.

>>322756940
Boring. Guess you've never tried to fuck a fat chicks belly button.

>>322756953
you're fucking retarded

>still no Lara
but.. but... mai waifu

>>322756795
Should be got robbed by some people since the media are always trying to hide that the robbers are immigrants/refugees.

>>322757000
Bitch looks like Marla from A League of their Own.

>>322756979
Only people who own cats are attention seeking females and degenerate trapfags.

>>322757000
she could roll over and crush you in her sleep though

>>322757050
The thirst is real.

>>322754746
fuck it
literally

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>>322757050
"thick" became a meme

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ITT:desperated virgin faggots kill yourselves degenerated nerds.

>>322756769
>holy shit
yeah that's way less than I would have expected.

>>322754007
Watch any runs involving mini-me. He's been involved with all the good runs.

Other than that I can't remember anything that was good. They've mostly seemed like lets plays(fucking l4d).

>>322756850
she's a fixer upper

not complete shit but has potential, if she lost weight it would all come off of her gut, those thick thighs and titties would stay like that

glasses are a big plus, if she did something with her hair and makeup would be a qt3.14 face, uggs are a massive point deduction, though, they're not even hot when conventionally attractive white girls wear them

>>322757086
Yes anon, they are literally the only people who own cats

>>322756897
Giving or receiving? Be honest now

>>322757050
Fucking fatrolls is a one of my many fetishes

That voice, oh baby.

>>322757049
Implying i dont have the same body shape

What's all this "kill/save the animals" shit people keep on saying?

>>322757086
I own a kitten because its mother abandoned it to die in my backyard and I'm not a soulless machine.

>all these indie games

worst day

>>322756850
damn. me too. really cute with the glasses

>that voice
CRINGE

That thickness would get the dick with the quickness

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Greetings from Germany!

My family passed away recently due to the deadly cancer in my country. Shoutouts to the runners who made this all possible by making too much noise last night. Stop destroying my childhood! Here's 20 dollars. Let's kill those animals.

>>322756769
>tfw Pokemon and WoW are the only games ive ever played more than 300 hours

>>322757137
nice meme words my friend :3

>/v/: the speedrunner

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This guy is a fucking maniac to do this at a marathon.

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>coda run
what are you thinking

>annoying voice
how I am not surprised?

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This guy's nervous as fuck. He's about to have a fucking meltdown.

I hope he chokes.

tHis Guys VoICe soUNDs LiKE if You TRieD TO reAD ThiS OUt LoUD

>>322756850

>good luck sweetie :3

what a qt

ARACHNIS?
MORE LIKE FATBITCH AM I RIGHT

Thanks doc!

>>322757252
Thats just too much fat, it's beyond thick

>Crypt of the SJWdancer

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>>322757137
this

Fucking virgin fags so desperate they're willing to fuck a couch on a couch

>>322757263
>everything is a meme new

just fuck off already.

>tfw nerdy fat gf to let me fuck her fat rolls while she eats cake

>>322757034
which track
there are 15 fucking games

>>322757086
Cats are literally the best pet, you fucking homo. I wouldn't own more than 1, but they're great.

Almost zero maintenance, you have to put food in their bowl a couple of times a day. All they do is laze around, so you don't have to play with them. They're extremely clean animals and their fur feels fantastic to stroke.

The only negative to owning a cat is that occasionally they'll bring in a half dead bird or something and make a mess of your kitchen floor.

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>>322757050
>Different strokes
>Body types fatter than 'anorexia' and thinner than 'obese' all have positive attributes.

>Fat girls are like one huge soft titty come on dude

>>322757317
she said spooty

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>fat is a banned word

Can this event get any more SJW?

wait if he misses a beat, he dies?

damn

>Not playing with a dance mat
What's even the point of playing the game

inb4 fucked on King Konga

HIGH TEST

holy shit what the fuck

either i'm misunderstanding this or this is the hardest game i've ever seen

Is everyone being ironic? This bitch is fucking hideous.

>>322757376
no

>>322756361
I love chubby girls but she's a bit on the fat whale side

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>devotes thousands of hours to vidya
>can't devote at least a hour a day to working out five days a week

And you wonder why "Chad" fucks your shitty oneitis. Stay cuhcked /v/

This guy is a 10/10 if this difficulty is as hard out as it appears. No ez modo cheats on hand holding settings.

>>322757396
i dunno, whats the point of your mothers gaping asshole?

>>322757357
>>322757357
>>322757357
>>322757357
This