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>main character is blandorama Mary Sue, ridiculously handsome

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>main character is blandorama Mary Sue, ridiculously handsome and an ultimate unbeatable warrior who lives in a giant castle banging all the most gorgeous women in the land, and hanging out with all the powerful Kings and Lords in various mansions and palaces
>he never develops or learns anything, faces any kind of internal or physical struggle, or does anything except look handsome, beat everybody easily, and save the girl and the day handily with time to spare
>the whole story is just him playing fetch quest for a bunch of largely irrelevant characters who's subplots contribute nothing to the overall narrative except to point you to the next irrelevant character, until you beat the shitty Sauron wannabe and save the princess or whatever the fuck she is
>gameplay is shitty beyond belief, bargain bin Arkham combat, with a tiny roster of reskinned enemies using the same movesets
>open world with nothing but chests of shitty loot and fucking drowners


Can you say overrated? TW3 goes to the pile with Bioshock Infinite, GTAV and The Last of Us as yet another game that uses its high end production values and slick execution to try and convince you there's a good game and a rich experience inside it's hollow shell.
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>>322742261
Well everything you said is true, but CDPR marketed this game as "the cure for the Bioware RPG, we are ethical and we love our fans! Free cosmetic DLC for everyone!".
Morons at /v/ hyped themselves up and are now deluding themselves that this game is some sort of godsend, even though it basically is just a shorter Dragon Age game.
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>>322742261
This is some advanced bait
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>>322742261
>LOOK MA, I POSTED AGAIN
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That this boring game with one play style can get so many GOTYs really show how shit the western gaming industry is. The standards are basically none now.
Main character is bland, too.
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>>322742261
>an ultimate unbeatable warrior

Who didn't at all die to a pitchfork wielding peasant.
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>>322742261
You okay there, buddy? At least use another pasta, there are plenty
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>>322742261
you're pushing for it too much
it was just made two days ago and reposted like five times.

I'm not stopping you from turning /v/ into endlessly reposted bait copypasta OPs that never acknowledge any response, but be aware of your consequences.
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>>322742261

So does Bethesda pay you or do you do it as a hobby?
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>>322744769
That's not reflected whatsoever in the games. Does Geralt lose a single fight in the games, outside of the intro? Even once?
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>>322745182
well I certainly lost to this fuckhead a bunch of times
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>>322745182
Letho you fag.
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>>322745182
>Does Geralt lose a single fight in the games, outside of the intro? Even once?

>Dominate enemy
>Lose in cutscene
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>>322745182
A few quests in TW3 have a different outcome when you lose a fight.
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>>322742261
The Force Awakens was shit, man. Get over it.
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>>322745182
Does game over in video games ever count as canon? I assume the canon is always a perfect run.
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>>322742261
It's the samefag again.
Watch him make 20 more posts about how this game is shit then get all butthurt when no one agrees with him
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>>322745182
>Does Geralt lose a single fight in the games, outside of the intro? Even once?
Yes, he can lose several times.
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>>322745379
Geralt's textures look really good and the frog looks like liquid ass
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>>322747236
There's even a bunch of fights which you can lose and not get a game over
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Did all the underage posters find out what Mary sue means after the New star wars movie? seems to be shitposted constantly since then
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>>322742261
perhaps ironically his best characterization was in the 1st witcher game when he was tough but also autistic and looked kind of funny
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>>322742261
kill yourself
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