Why don't they just make horror game protagonists morbidly obese? That way it makes sense they can't jump or climb over fences.
>>322678764
But why would people want to play a video game that reflects who they are on the outside?
>>322678764
They can just knock them down though
>>322679428
In my case, I think it would help me project even further. Funner adventuring.
Except, you know, it's a horror game which would suck to actually live through.
>obese/morbid enemies
>they're bullet sponges with more resistance
>There's a Living Dead game for VR, where you play a character in a wheelchair.
Gotta admit, that's a clever way around the 'seated experience' restriction.
>>322681797
>obese enemies have more health
Are there really obese people in this thread? Why do you do this to yourself?
>>322683960Exercise is boring and healthy food is shit.
Also some people really just have shitty metabolisms and gain when they life no worse than the next guy.
>>322678764
No one wants to play as a fat fuck
>>322684764
Kill
Your
Self
You
Sub
Human
>>322683960
Are there really people who play video games in this thread? Why do you do it to yourselves?
>>322678764
That's actually a good idea. A fat neet finally forced into the world by X apocalypse and has to both adapt to monsters and his own inadequacies. Over the course of the game, the player will begin to run faster, jump higher, and work more efficiently until you look at a mirror at the end of the game to see a fit motherfucker staring back.
>>322687054
Mind
That
Edge
Son
>>322688152
That deflect.
>>322681797
except fat literally can stop 9mm
>>322688261
What deflect? I'm just calling you an edgelord, like you are.
>>322678764
You're one of those kids who screams about every little detail in vidya/movies/television that doesnt make 100% sense.
Your father probably hates you and thinks you're an annoying little prick.
>>322688261
blubber
>>322678764
tfw no Eddy campaign
>>322679428
It'd be easier to self insert.
>>322691613
pls no bully Eddie
>>322678764
That belly-button looks like a baby's head crowning.
>>322683960
Some people are more inclined to addiction. Getting addicted to food is like anything else.