>Side-objective >You must not allow your escort to be hit once

HAHA this is great OP

>-- Main Objective
>Take your horny little ass
>- Side Objective
>Find Geoffrey
>- Side Objective
>Find Geoffrey
>- Side Objective
>Find Geoffrey
>- Side Objective
>Find Geoffrey

i wish Will Sasso would just accompany me around everywhere and defend all my positions using his on point sarcasm and god-tier humor delivery.

>>322610960
Who is Geoffrey?

>>322611027
Who /less than perfect/ here?

>>322608792
>escort AI is retarded
>tries best to get hit by running into danger

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>escort runs ahead of you
>run to catch up
>outrun escort
>escort starts walking slightly slower than you

>timed escort
>escort stops in a doorframe
>won't move

>escort gets hit
>gets stuck in cower mode
>clear enemies
>escort still cowering

>escort starts backtracking for no reason

>escort can fight back
>but somehow decides its going to track down and fight every last enemy in the area

How do you want your escort mission, senpai?

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Objective: Survive 24 hours without air conditioning

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>A.I. runs out of cover and stands there
>Runs in circles trying to get back into cover

>Escort escort over river and mountains
>Levitate over the mountains, escort gets lost in the river
>Walk miles away, escort never to be found
>Load save
>Try to just walk with her on the water
>Going around the mountains again
>Bitch gets stuck in the only tree in a 5 mile radius

Then you just move your ass there yourself and console her in.