Why are fairies always evil bitches in video games?

Because that's how they are in folktales and real life stories.

That's like asking "hurrr durr why unicorns always have horn?"

>>322555625
they're horny but they're too tiny to take the D, so of course they're going to be bitchy

>>322555625
Why was Tink such a slut if she was psychotically obsessed with only one guy? That fucking dress.

for the same reason tiny dogs are aggressive
for the same reason tiny dudes get angry over trivial shit

the fuck is up with tiny things being so angry

>>322555860

This. Fairies are assholes in folktales.

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>not being an evil overlord
>not having a slutty fairy for a right-hand-woman
>not making her wrap herself around your cock and please your delight after a long day's villainy

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I'd love a slutty fairy by my side. Licking her tiny privates while pleasuring myself would be criminally erotic.

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>>322559290
>have a slutty fairy at his disposal
>still fap with his hands

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>>322555625
What's so evil about wanting to awaken some crystals?

>>322558925
This is getting out of hand. Why do all fairies show so much thigh?

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>>322559945
>not taking turns pleasuring each other and having your relationship grow unlike her. unless the author decides to ruin everything

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>>322555625
Implying

>>322555625
>Why are fairies always evil bitches in video games?
Because they're evil bitches in the legends. Stealing children, etc.

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>>322560238
Because fairies have to in tune with nature.

>>322560710
They seem to have the downs.

>>322560926
When ice fairies melt they tend to lose shape in the face

>>322560238
Fairy dresses are aerodynamic, and they like to not wear leg garments so they can feel nature with their feet.

>>322555625
Do you think Tink wears panties? If I were a fairy I doubt I'd bother

>>322562410
Of course not.

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>>322562410
Watch the movie faggot

>>322562652
I'd tink her keyhole

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>>322562652
I blame Tink for my minigirl fetish.

Post more vidya fairies!

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>>322565032
Fairies in games are surprisingly uncommon with the amount of fantasy games out there.

>>322565032
She was good though.

>>322562652
>>322555625
Someone told me that she needs attention or she dies, which is why she wears that boner-honer dress. Is this true?

>>322566275
Probably not true since she mostly gets that attention from kids.

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>>322565694
I know that! I just want more fairies posted!