A videogame publisher comes to you and wants you to design the next big smash hit for autistic children and manchildren.
What do you come up with?
Pay-2-win Dark Souls with colorful characters and "cute" designs
A game about anthropomorphic animals.
Characters all have the same base template design, just swap around features like color and shoes, so it's easy to make donut steels.
At least two characters will:
>Continuously spout one meme-worthy catchphrase
>Be fanmade by top crowdfunder
>Be fetish fodder (top selections: vore, inflation, diapers, scat/piss, feet/crushing)
>Have a mental illness of some sort, especially if it involves multiple personalities or voices in their heads
When in doubt, include all of the above.
Wacky, inoffensive humor with a good sprinkling of lolsorandum and memes.
Include a series of random, cryptic easter eggs that don't really add up to anything. Don't worry, the autists will make up deep lore for themselves.
Finally the game must continuously break the 4th wall, and be in your face about it every time. It is imperative that even the dumbest retard child realize the game breaks the 4th wall. Spare no quarter in how blatantly meta you are.
Charge some inconspicuous amount for your game. Say, 10 - 15 bucks. This gives people the illusion that a) You put enough effort in the game to justify it costing money b) It's not just another lazy, uninspired indie piece of shit c) You're totally sticking it to the AAA shithead publishers who charge games for $70 when really your crap game shouldn't cost jack shit at all.
Congratulations, time to cash in on depressive parents' credit cards!
An exploration horror game based on anthropomorphic furry characters and most of the content is locked behind physical amibo style dlc.
>Google search to see if this is pasta
YOU REALLY TYPED ALL THIS OUT OH MY GOD
"collectible" toys and cards
ability to romance a QT animal
"creative" mode that has no point but can be shared with others
available on ipad and consoles
insert "funny" things that pewdiepie can yell at in a 10 minute video
Easy drop in and dropout system.
Free dlc for extra characters as game is out.
Free blowup Donkey in every case.
Coupon for a free dozen of onions at Wal-Mart.
A game with a cast that's almost furry, but by all means not furry. i would make them have the most predictable personalities possible so it's easy to RP. And then make it a minecraft spinoff.
Someone screencap this post right fucking now, its going to be pic related