You can't stop this.
ISIS and Atlus will be exposed.
So i will show you the cringiest cutscene of this game so no one woulf want to buy this crap!
Pre-Awakening Fire Emblem will rule the world!
You evil bastard.
What will we do without waifus?
You said enough. Awakening is the best thing to happen to the series and #FE will be the best selling waif- I mean Fire Emblem game in history!
I can't let you do that, Chrom.
Your anger makes my heart go "doki-doki". I will make sure to make dozens of dakimakuras and figurines for the masses. WE WILL RULE THE WORLD.
The fuck are you?
The rest of the game might be cringey idol shit, but that actually sounded pretty good. I mean, I have no idea WHY they're singing the Fire Emblem theme, since I'm pretty sure those platforms were flying even without the power of song, but whatever.
I am Roy!
The hero of men!
The young lion of Pherae!
The saviour of the world
And the pimpest lord in the multiverse!
Why does he turn into Marth? The dude skips the cutscene, so I don't really get what happened. Does Marth replace Chrom as his stand for the final battle? Is there a big ghost Marth like with the other FE characters?
Never heard of you. But we DO need more idols in out upcoming #FE so we can sell more units. Are you a good singer?
Damn right I can!
Silly consumer, our waifus are pure!
Duh, so it can be fire emblem related.
It turns out Itsuki is actually Marth's future descendant, Marth gives him the power to defeat Medeus by possesing him.
(Which makes no fucking sense, since it was the FALCHION who had any power to seal Medeus, which would make Chrom also able to fuck medeus.)
My singer days are over now. (https://youtu.be/3GYm-0fyygE)
And i will not fall for that trap, i hope #FE flops so i can star my second game!
Eh, who needs you anyhow. I doubt you can even speak english you jap.
At least i'm in Smash, you loser!
Boku ga makenai!