ITT: How you got banned
>be playing Squad
>decide to join an American server for a change
>have a great game, stats around 45-7
>suddenly hear the familiar sound of a hacker spamming noobtube and shitload of explosions
>write & shout in voice
>"Enemy AC-130 above!"
>Server closed connection: player has been banned
>Be playing World of Warships
>Ominous sound of a modded battleship
>Start frantically typing telling teammates to stay away from the battleship
>He shoots half my team down with a single gun in 30 seconds
>I'm struggling to cap a point and possibly win the battle
>He oneshots me with a hyper torpedo
>Curse and swear in chat for a solid minute before getting banned
>everyone is not a happy camper
>mention that this game is pretty fun
>sec is on me for breaking and entering
>I disarm one
>I'm not spending 15 minutes in the brig or getting put in perma
>throw the downed sec into space after stealing all his stuff
>BANNED: non antag killing
Killed someone with a Scout two times in a row in Counter Strike; got banned.
Killed someone on a private server in Battlefield 2; got banned.
Played Gunbound; Got banned for playing Gunbound.
>micspammed 80s music on a tf2 server
>majority of people liked it even if it was against the rules
>richboys donators that suck hard at the game decide to vreport me
>the server staff is so shit,it takes a week for me to get banned
intoxgaming in a nutshell
That game is so far from CS as one can be.
Similarities: you shoot guns. That's it.
If you want to play military shooter that's semi-realistic but not as autistic as Arma and not as arcade-y as Insurgency, then Squad is a great choice.
Warning though - the game is early access/pre-alpha and it shows.
It's currently poorly optimized and only the bare bones gameplay is available.
I got it a week ago and have something like 70h on it so I do think it's real worth it though.
>playing TFC hunted mode
>spawn as the hunted
>winning the fuck out of the game
>suddenly kicked and banned
>realise every hour the lowest k/d ratio players are kicked to improve the quality of the players on the server
why would they even use that game type?
>going from server to server micspamming my angry duck sounds
Admittedly not mine, but still worth posting.
>Diablo 2: LoD
>Running Pindlebots with multiple accounts.
>Loot everywhere, have to keep a tab of account names and password
>Every other day, make a public game and drop everything the bot has collected.
>You have been banned for illegal activity.
>Playing weird Legend of Zelda ripoff game called Graal Online
>Playing one of the smaller maps
>Guy sitting in arena, normally means they're waiting for another player to start a match
>Go in, start the match, and hit him once
>Guy does an angry emoticon and suddenly I'm in the "banned" jail
>Admin messages me asking wtf I got put in there for
>"IMPRISONED PLAYERS CANNOT SEND MESSAGES"
>Playing Battlefield 3
>Join a server
>Server keeps relaying a "Rest in peace" message for some guy
>One of the players asks who the guy was and how he died
>I say "He died of AIDS"
>Server moderator posts a split second after me saying he lost a battle with cancer or some shit, then reads my post and gets offended I guess
>Try to damage control it just in case since I'm my KD is going positive and I don't want to leave by saying that "that's just what someone else told me"
>Moderator tells me I'm lying and kicks me off the server after a bit of back and forth of "I'm not lying", "No, you are lying"
There's literally nothing wrong with dying of AIDS so I don't know what his deal was anyway.
>friend of admins is always camping the same spots in cs
>call him out on it
>people spectate him and see he just sits every round
>we all laugh and call him shit
>he tells an admin i called him a nigger (which i didnt)
>collective group of white admins get butthurt over their white guilt and ban me
>ask to get unbanned because it was a good server
>formally call the original guy a nigger faggot and get banned from the forums
other than that, i don't remember being banned for anything other than raiding admins on Rust servers.
>Join random tf2 server
>"No swearing allowed"
>Try saying nigger
>It gets filtered to something along the lines of "I'm an idiot who can't read the rules"
>Pull up the Cyrillic alphabet on Wikipedia and replace the "e" with it's visually identical Russian version
>Spend the rest of the match calling everyone a nigger and redpilling people who were calling me racist with links to graphs and statistics that I pulled up on google
A solid outing
Come to think of it, I didn't even get banned for that.
>be playing tribes 2 with friend
>we decide to be little shits
>hop on katabatic and instantly join opposing teams
>one of us grabs a bomber and the other jumps in the bomber seat (long time ago; don't remember who went where)
>We do bombing runs on both bases respectively
>all kills are attributed to me
>all teamkills are attributed to me
>I'm instantly banned
>my friend is not
I'm still baffled by the fact that a shitty griefing stunt pulled off by two people only resulted in the one ban. The humorless fucks.