I recently just played the series and noticed some things. I have a feeling that gordon and all the resistance are being controlled by some kind of force and that breen and the combine might actually be the good guys. It's because of Alyx and Gordon that the citadel falls and kills millions of innocent people. Anyone else get the feeling that there is some bioshock kinda twist going on that's been 50 years in the making?
The year is 2054 >wake up to the sound of a multicultural love parade >we've had one every day for the past 8 years >huge line of people marching down the streets, urinating, banging drums, having sex on the road >shout "FEMINISM!" >get out of bed, affix my Gender Neutral brand clothing and go to breakfast >green slop again >certified fair trade, halal, organic, kosher, and vegan >when the farmers rebelled against God King Obama he had them all killed >now all food is this green slop, distributed by the government in armed convoys >tastes bad, but it's all I've had to eat for as long as I can remember >iPhone 433 begins to ring >gender neutral ringtone, just shouts the word "Feminism" at me >realize I'm running late for work >get out the door and walk calmly down the block >white men aren't allowed to drive cars anymore, only minorities and women are allowed to drive >make it to work >my job is making "This is what a feminist looks like" t-shirts >it's hard work but the estrogen pills in my food and water keep me weak and effeminate >finally done with a grueling 13 hour shift >remember it's payday >collect my earning for the week >get $0.49 >forgot for a minute that 99% of my income goes to taxes, and 0.5% goes to help poor black children learn about feminism >walk home, change rattling in my pocket >oh shit, Feminist Police are surrounding the place >slowly walk up, I hope they didn't find my Bible >nope, turns out my neighbor lost his shit >he's screaming about not wanting to take estrogen anymore >he's completely naked at his window >he reaches for his government mandated chastity belt >tries to rip it off >shot in the head by a 7ft tall black transwoman dressed like a clown wearing a 9'' long strap on dragon cock >I try to go inside >stopped by a dwarf lesbian cop with a shaved head and only one breast >ordered to clean up the mess or face jail >do my duty, ordered to praise feminism while I clean
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