Have your parents ever commented on a video game that you were playing? What did they say?
>Totori is so cute, I wish I gave birth to a girl instead
not a comment but my mom pulled my ps2 power cord when she saw me play GTA Vice city.
My dad is a heavy Christian so he is a lawfag with the excuse being "he have a plan" or "God work in mysterious ways" and even if Heaven was just a nice way of being a slave brainwashed to suck God's cock he said something like "even if I am brainwashed I will be enjoying it right? Sound like Heaven to me, you should love God no matter what anyway".
While most Christian parents would take the game away and destroy it claiming to be witchcraft my dad know it is just some guy idea and technology working together. Even he find parents who do such but not living an Amish lifestyle to be hypocrites and laughable in general. In his words he see such games as a safe test from God himself to see how faithful you are and to set up discussions about the "gray area" that God want you to overcome. After Nocturne I told him there were two other games before it that is less chaotic, he actually enjoy watching me play though it comes with a shit ton of Bible talk.
Once he got used to the weird faces and the idea of a shirtless protag covered in tattoos he honestly thought Demi-fiend was pretty badass punching demons in the face like nothing. He didn't care so much about the idea of making contracts or giving up lifeforce with them though often saying "if that was a real demon you would be either dead or just be backstabbed later down the road".
>Playing Chronicles X
>Running around in Primordia
>Mum comes up behind me
>"Is this Minecraft?"
>first time fighting ornstein and smough
>mum walks in
>she looks at my screen
>they kill me in a couple seconds
>"jesus christ they destroyed you"
My dad saw me playing JoJo ASB a few days ago and commented on how ridiculous the villains look.
I showed him Dark Souls yesterday but he didn't really like it because it looks so dark and gloomy. He also added that he hates that caves section in MGS3 for this reason.
> Yakuza 5
> Haruka / Akiyama scene inside Park's office opening her safe
> she talks and looks like an alien
> Orange Box release
>Playing Tf2 as a medic
>Dad walks in
>'Why the fuck aren't you killing that guy with the laser'
>I'm healing him dad
>'He's got a gun, why don't you have a gun'
>''That guy's got a rocket launcher. Are you too bad to shoot at people? Pick up a rifle, christ'
>stuck with the grandparents in the countryside
>younger brother brought the old Xbox 360 with him
>playing multiplayer Trials HD
>all these whacky ass user made levels
>laughing like crazy when someone falls through the map
>dad comes in
>player 4 has joined
Feels good mane
>playing diva f2nd in vita
>mom: awww, she's so cu-HOLY! how can you smash all that buttons?
>want to try it?
>no but keep going, it looks fun
i know she wants to try some games, but she's afraid of all kind of technology
I am an american I get freaked out by this christian shit too. I don't know how normal it is, my mother and father were both atheist so we were raised without even a word of religion. I don't know how common crazy christian shit really is.
>Reading Saya no Uta
>Casually clicking through scene of fumi ravaging Saya's loli frame
>Mom walks in
>mom - "Is this a game?"
>"More like a comic book with music and voices."
>mom - "is it just about fucking girls?"
>"Nah, the dude is a fucking psychopath. His whole world is a living hell and she's the only one he sees normally. He's probably fucking a demon or some horrible creature."
>mom - "Oh."
>"Pretty interesting. I like it so far."
>Save game and load up a save where some killing shit happens
>mom "Oh wow, he is pretty fucked up. You want some Five Guys?"
>"Sure. Bacon, mayo, lettuce, tomatoes, pickles, jalapeños, and ketchup."
Then she watched me load up the sex scene again and stood for the whole thing before leaving. My parents have always been cool with this kinda stuff, but they had me at 14 so they're pretty much the same generation as me and always felt more like older siblings than parental figures. Dad watched the first episode of South Park when it aired with me and even explained the raunchier jokes I didn't get every week.
my mom laughs really hard whenever i mess with the enemy ragdolls in dark souls and bloodborne
>somebody mentions a cassette tape
>mom confusedly asks "what year is this game from?"
>"1984, i think"
>"huh, i didn't think you liked playing old games."
My dad told me he thought Pepsi would kill the sperm. Blame American Sex Ed being retarded. Yes, we're very open with the fact that I was an accident; there's no sense in hiding the obvious.
better to have relateable young parents then parents who call your generation a failure because they think great paying jobs just get handed out to everyone, while being employed at the same job for 20+ years
My parents haven't mentioned anything about Miku.
I really got into her recently, Project Mirai, a rubber strap for my 3DS, a Miku shirt, and I have a Miku figure already.
There's like 4 more on order.
What is this strange feeling
He funneled Pepsi into her snatch after fucking her. Yes, it was retarded. Yes, he realizes it was stupid. He said that his friends told him that it works. His sex Ed teacher apparently taught them that condoms are a marketing scam and never work, so he had nowhere else to go but friends.
>go on family vacation for Holidays
>bring Vita for long-ass plane ride
>switching between Project Diva f and P4DAN (I like rhythm games)
>dad is watching me play in the airport
>figure he's judging me but whatever
>fast forward to being on our trip
>we're at an undisclosed location that may or may not be Hawaii
>opening Christmas gifts on Christmas morning
>parents got all of us some kind of trip-related excursion to go on while here
>brothers each got skydiving trips
>sister got a scuba diving trip
>excitedly open my card to see what I got:
>Hula lessons at an all-female dance studio
>Dad: I saw those dancing games you were playing in the airport and figured you could learn some moves!
>Mom: "I talked to the studio and they said you could participate with the 40+ age group because it's their smallest class"
While everyone was off enjoying the island, I was stuck in a concrete building for 4 hours a day for a week with fat, middle aged women learning how to hula.
No, but she used to bathe with me until I was like 9. We're Asian though, so that's not too weird for Asian families. I remember how her pussy and breasts look though.
No, I don't wanna fuck my mom. My friends all growing up did, though.
W-well when you put it that way it does sound a little...
>my mother wanted a girl so badly she actually dressed me in girls clothes when I was a toddler/very young child
>playing mgs4 when it came out
>mum is watching
>getting to the end
>I'm getting a little teary eyed as it's an emotional end to a long journey from when I first played mgs1
>get to the graveyard scene
>mum yells out "IS THIS GUY GOING TO HURRY UP AND DIE ALREADY OR WHAT"
Don't worry man, sex is awesome for a bit but gets boring fast, especially if you have weird fetishes due to being online and watching porn for so long. If you've stepped into hentai at all, you're probably too far gone.
In the end it becomes work, you have to get the chick in the mood (even if she likes it), and you'd rather just play video games than go through the motions.
>not being a protestant
>following the teachings of mentally deranged man who had an unhealthy fascination with human flatulence
My uncle plays vidya and is greek orthodox catholic, his only caveat is he won't play as anything nonhuman and refuses to play any game where he is fighting on the side of demons or whatnot, if he finds out partway through that he is he drops the game. He's 58 now and has played vidya like that for over 45 years, he's the one that got me into gaming. Freespace was some fun shit to play over at his house as a kid.
>Play TF2 a number of years back
>Parents get confused that I'm running around hitting people with a fish
Now I'm back down for new years I've been playing a bit of SpaceChem and they can't even start to get their head around it.
Your mom tries to connect with you with the little bit of vidgame knowledge she knows. And you fucking stare at her like she is a retard. Fuck off. She was trying to show interest in your hobbies.
I had to play with no audio
One would think this would train me for subbed weebshit, but I don't like it
When I played persona 4 at my parent's house, my mom thought Chie's idle animation was silly. The actual one, not from P4A.
She's right. What the fuck is that? Who does this?
Here's one you've probably never heard before. When I was younger, I played a shitty MMO called wizard 101, my mother thought it looked fun. And quickly surpassed my friends and I in level, she still plays it to this day.
>"Saving the world again son?"
>"Games have gotten a bit more complex than that, dad."
>"Saving the universe, then?"
Fucking spacechem tho.
>come back from school where I learn to code shit all the time
>do development assignments for hours
>can't take it anymore I have to take a break
>play space chem and pretend I'm not doing the exact same thing
i can't stop tho its so gud
My dad watches me play Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze and remarks at how precise some of the jumps have to be. He also likes the music, and nodded off to the music in the underwater levels.
He played a lot of Mario Bros. in the 80s, so he understand a bit about platformers, but watching me play this level got a "holy shit out of him (I didn't use Diddy, Dixie or Cranky):
>Play Titty Ninjas on PSTV
>Old man walks in
>Sees this part
>"That reminds me... I gotta talk to your mom about... something."
>Hear some pots drop a few seconds later after he leaves the room
>I don't bother checking
>Hear some heavy breathing and moaning a few minutes later
>Close door and blow up volume so I don't hear them mating
And that's how my sister was made.
The obvious response is what need does God have for a starship. The "God" in SMT might have all the imagery and has great power, but it's neither omniscient not omnipotent, it spits on love and literally acts opposite free will. It's just another demon.
But it's probably fun overall having an Auzzie parent.
Right... My parents never showed any interest in my gaming at all, and even when I was a kid and got super excited about what was going on in what ever I was playing, they would flat out tell me they don't care.
>like 9 or something
>playing DK64 with brother
>mom comes in and asks if she can have a turn
>shes never played a video game in her life
>get frustrated with how bad she is within 2 minutes
>yell at her
>she gets upset and leaves
>she never touched a video game again
The game is pretty good, but on the whole, it is slower than the SNES ones.
There's a Rambi level in World 3 where you're supposed to run right through everything, jumping when necessary. But there are several spots where you can stop for a bit to grab a KONG letter or Banana Coin.
The secret World 4-K level has a section where you jump on enemy heads across lava, with spiked pillars jutting out of the ceiling every so often. There are sinking platforms to land on to prompt you to move forward quickly. But they sink so slowly that you have plenty of time to look at stuff around you and time the next jump.
The game is less reflex-oriented than it used to be.
My father would always say how he didn't want me to play GTA Vice City because of how violent it is but I know he secretly enjoyed watching me stand on a random person's car and shoot people's heads off.
Mom never really says anything about what I play since she doesn't really bother to look. One notable time is when I first got Dark Souls and commented how ugly the first boss is. Also when I was walking around in Fallout New Vegas she commented how similar the scenery looks to the reservation where she grew up at.
>Playing a game
>Dad walks in on me defeating a boss.
>Son, when are you going to accomplish anything of signifance?
>Dad proceeds to turn off the light and heating in my room because I don't deserve it.
>Continue to play while freezing and in the dark.
More from my dad. It's bringing up some memories I thought I had forgotten.
>Romantic scene in the lake happens.
>Dad walks in while SUTEKI DA NE is playing.
>"Seriously, do something useful instead of this. What the fuck is this?"
>He then tips over my bed, turns off the lights and leaves the room.
>Also tosses a piece of half-eaten bread at me.
My dad never bought me videogames. I bought them or I got them as a gift. Never from my dad. The most he ever "gave me" was the time he showed me his gun collection on my 18th birthday.
Usually my mom would ask what game I have and I'd answer and she'd just say something like "cool" or neat.
My dad would usually take interest in it often maybe checking the game out himself, weeb or otherwise. He's a cool guy.
Oh if it wasn't the videogames, he'd be complaining about something else.
>Be me at 9 years old.
>Be a good boy and eat my peas.
>Jab them with my fork which makes my fork scratch audibly across the plate.
>Dad goes berserk.
>"FUCKING USE YOUR FORK PROPERLY. THIS IS MY HOUSE AND YOU'RE GOING TO BE FUCKING QUIET. NOW EAT AND DO IT PROPERLY. FINISH YOUR DAMN PLATE AND I DON'T WANT TO HEAR YOU."
>Proceed to eat as quietly as possible under the gaze of my father who chews aggressively and slurps his soup loudly.
Lets talk about Freedom Planet 2, you fuckers.
>Get that XCX poster off of Gamestop's website
>It finally arrives
>Mom sees it
>Asks if she can have it because it looks cool
>no response from mom
>no response from dad
>they're not even home
>too busy to interact with me in any way
>The massage minigame
>Dad walks in
>His face when
>playing Bad Company 2 online
>dad walks in
>these video games are stupid
>there's no point in them!
>trying to focus on a heavy firefight where every ticket counts, but can't "i-it's fun"
>dad walks away, chuckling
he was right
>Playing Dark Messiah
>Dad walks in
>I kick an Orc off a cliff to its death
>Few days later
>"So what happened with that kicking game you were playing?"
>"Oh, I ended up releasing my evil demon dad."
>"How'd that work out?"
>"He was really grateful and said 'Thanks, son. Now let's rule the world together.' and we did.
He laughed then, too. We get along pretty well even though he's not into computers and I'm not into cars.
I still do not understand how people get thousands of dollars in debt.
Doesn't the government give you money for university if you are above average at high school? Even if not like, here in Europe most universities cost like 2000€ per year, or even less, of course I'm not talking about the private ones but the public ones(which everyone goes to, since private unis are considered the ones for losers aka people who don;t have good enough grades to get on the public ones).
Is the american educational system really that fucked up? Oh and I heard that if you're a nigger you can get into uni with worse grades than asians and whites? What the fuck is up with that?
>Can i have a go?
It was when i was 14 and playing vice city, my mother proceeded to set a bunch of police on fire with the flamethrower, get killed and laugh her ass off saying "oh god i shouldnt have bought you this"
i miss my mam /v/
My dad got me into video games, when I was a kid we would actually take turns trying to beat games. Here recently he's decided he's officially to old to still be playing video games, but he'll still sit down and watch me play stuff like Dark Souls.
/v/ always reminds me how lucky I am to have a good relationship with both of my parents.
I wish my dad walked in while I was playing the cool games like that ;_;
There are gov money programs for good grades, but that shit alone often isn't enough to cover everything even at a cheap-ass community college, and it's easy to get kicked out of those programs if you, say, take a semester off to work for money.
Needless to say, loans are pretty common.
Chink in America here. 2270 on the SAT (around 98th or above percentile), around 3.84 high school GPA (did not like high school literature courses), and 60 credits of college hours before I entered college.
Went to a state school. I received no money from the government. The university gave me some money for a single semester, but that's it. Now maybe (and that's only a maybe) I could've gotten other scholarships ran by 3rd parties but my parents were paying and I was too lazy to apply.
Now if I got all that with a darker skin color, I really don't know what I would've gotten, hard to tell.
Depends on the college. I made a bad choice and went to a $60,000 per year college. Financial aid covered about half of it. But I still end up with a hundred thousand dollars in debt. And now I'm a NEET so I dunno. Maybe the government will break down my doors and draft me for slave labor one of these days. I should've gone to a community college.
And the word you're looking for is Affirmative Action.
>playing gta vice city when i was like 11
>me and my dad had seperate game piles, he had games like Halo and God of War while I had BattleFront, Batman, ect
>sneak the copy of gta vc into my simpsons hit and run case
>my mom walks past my room when when suddenly she overhears "IS THAT ALL YOU GOT MR. TACOFUCKS?!"
>bursts through the door
>takes game out of ps2
>grounds me for 2 weeks
The public ones are the easy ones to get into and are sometimes the ones for losers. Its 3k a year for community college, and if you're a minority or have good grades then you'll get at least half of it for free plus really great loan rates. Regular public ones cost about 11k a year but they've been going up lately. They are also able to give more money. Private schools can cost anywhere from 10k-50k a year but they are also able to give more money to people for good grades.
Your race can make it easier or harder to get into schools yes, but chances are its the same in whatever country you're in and you just don't notice because there are hardly any minorities there
You fucked up, the 3rd party scholarships are often where the real money is. You also should have shopped around for a good scholarship from a different uni. But yeah, they see smart Asians as a dime a dozen
because they are
Remember those words when you get fucked in the ass by an enemy, and you die because you don't have a Medic backing you up.
>He funneled Pepsi into her snatch after fucking her.
this is the dumbest thing I've heard
but I can believe it, I've heard so many stupid stories involving pepsi, this is just another for the list
I'd say shit like that to my kid if I had one.
just one of many reasons I mightn't have a kid
>Is the american educational system really that fucked up? Oh and I heard that if you're a nigger you can get into uni with worse grades than asians and whites?
yes and yes
i swear to god smt is the edgiest shit i've seen and rpg hipsters gobble up its shitty gameplay like their dad's cock because of muh deep choices
>playing sa2b in the living room
>just about to go to change the name of one of my chao via the fortuneteller when mom walks in and asks what I'm doing
>explain that I'm changing the chao's name
>she laughs and says I should name it "Chai" or something like that
>fortune teller suggests a anme before you decline it and are allowed to pick one
>it suggests the name my mom did
>mom all of a sudden egts very serious and asks me if the game is demonic or anything like that
Sometimes my mom exasperated me. I wasn't allowed to play pokemon until I moved out either because of mewtwo.
My dad plays the same shit as I do, he's the one that got me into gaming. He started me out on DOOM and went from there. He'd always watch me play fallout nv on my computer, eventually I got it and a bunch of other games for him before I moved out.
I showed my dad Sleeping Dogs and Dynasty Warriors 8.
>be the 1% asian in high school
>hear other kids parents whispering about how I'm stealing their kids scholarships and academic awards
>oh of course it's anon-kun again
>like I don't fucking put in the effort and I'm genetically built to have higher grades or something
Pisses me off in hindsight. At least my friends called me out on being a dumbass when we did stupid shit.
Edgy games are fun.
But related to the topic, all I really remember is having my dad take a few lives in CoD, Battlefront, other shit.
He played through the first two Splinter Cells and Resident Evil REmake and love them.
Not so much the newer ones, though.
Holy SHIT I made that comic years ago, didn't realize anyone here saved it.
I'm actually Orthodox now so I agree a lot more with the Catholics than Luther, he was an autistic manchild. Sola Scriptural is literal heresy.[\spoiler]
>dad: Hey uh, why do you always play as girls in those video games
>Dad left a few weeks after I was born
>Don't remember ever really meeting him
>Grow up mostly poor, raised by single mother
>Always too embarrassed to have friends over or establish any meaningful relationships
>Relationship with mother has been somewhat rocky and tumultuous over the years - I try to appreciate everything she's done for me over the years, and I know she did everything she could for me, but I also resent being doomed to this life from the start
>Still fondly remember the days of yore when she would excitedly sit down and play Crash Team Racing, and other assorted games, with me
>Still vividly remember the point at which I decided playing video games with my mother was embarrassing, and stopped
>Know she had her feelings hurt, but she never said anything
I'm so sorry mom, I love you more than you could possibly know.
The last time I remember something related was back when Paper Mario: TTYD came out. She was talking on the phone with a friend of hers.
>so hows you son doing?
>he's okay, playing that nerd game I bought him and stuck where the princess mixes potions or something
>they both laugh
I think she also said something like "You're playing with your russian friends again?" while I was playing Stalker.
>playing team fortress 2
>dad wants to try
>let him try out soldier
>he wobbles the camera around everywhere and walks in circles blowing rockets up everywhere and eventually killing himself
>wow anon how do you play these things
>fighting O&S while mom watches
>"this game looks stupidly impossible"
>"that doesn't even look fun anymore"
>"you have to be some kind of a masochist to keep trying"
>"you're still going? you're just going to die again"
>"just give up, you can't win"
Now that I think of it, she often talks like a generic anime villain
Yeah my dad watches me play the WiiU sometimes
>that gun sucks, you should use the gun that guy is using
>Wow that guy is bad
>Why do you only play this character? I want to see more
>started playing xenoblade X
>Do you ever play the game or do you just watch it?
Shame he doesn't play video games anymore.
Dad used to play vidya with me. He was always amazing to me because he had beaten halo on legendary and had all the elite stuff in battlefront 2. Then I played halo 3 with him and was recking his shit and I got real sad. Beating my video game hero didn't give me satisfaction. Just sadness
My mother used to scream at me while playing Starcraft.
She gets super pissed when characters start repeating lines over and over.
At one point she even forced me to mute the game.
>snak shoots vamp in the head
>vamp twirls around and catches his phone before collapses
>Dad: "Yeah right."
>Anon: "He's a vampire."
>separate occasion, same game
>hour long custscene
>Mom: "Watcha watchin?"
I actually play games as nigger Roes
I would always feel sad and purposely lose anytime I came close to beating my parents at vidya
My mother said that she thought it was impressive how fast I navigated the menus in Disgaea 5. Also that she liked the colorful character designs.
My dad wakes up at like 6 AM on the weekends to play vidya himself.
>parents having fun playing and watching younger siblings play vidya
tfw they never bothered to with me
One time I got Street Fighter 2 for my birthday.
I started playing it in the living room while all the adults were talking.
My grandma walked in when I was fighting Chun-Li and she said "Damn, her legs are muscular. She is hot"
That was the weirdest time i've played SF2
>me and my brother playing DoA5
>my mom is also in my room, playing Rhythm Heaven on my DS
>she fails the remix again, looks up to the TV, see the women beating each other out in revealing clothes
>smiles and comments how they seem made of plastic
>goes back to playing rhythm heaven
I love her so much
My mom and her boyfriend watched me play Red Dead Redemption once and I was in Tall Trees just riding with my horse.
I eventually made my way to the lake and dismounted my horse only for it to walk forward into the dock and fall in the water killing itself. My mom's boyfriend began laughing like crazy and my mom asked if the horse was dead.
I miss those days.
My mom said
>Totori is a cocksucking slut holy shit.
>Dad borrows PS2 from me
>Give him a bunch of games that I thought he might like
>a few days later I notice Persona 4 is gone
>Get a call from dad
>"Can you date everyone at the same time?"
>tfw hardly ever interact with parents despite living with them as a 20 year old NEET
>literally a couple of sentences a day
Even when I talk to them if feels incredibly awkward. I call them by their names if I need to say something.
>be a lil niglet at 7 years old living in the hood
>richest people in the neighborhood because my dad owned a successful restaurant (we even had Kevin Hart and Freddie Gibbs preform there at one point)
>dad plays vidya occasionally, but mostly casual shovelware on his PS1
>one Christmas, he decides to buy us a GameCube with smash bros
>my siblings and friends play the shit out of it, but he barely takes notice
>one night we finally get him to play with us
>sucks at first until he starts maiming Link
>immediately becomes hooked and starts kicking our asses without ease
>get home from school and literally play smash all night
>eventually me and my brother get gud and finally start posing a challenge to him
>he loves the game so much, that he shows it to his friends and get them involved too
>one weekend, he hosts a small, pay in smash tourney
>literally the entire neighborhood shows up, even the gangsters
>everyone's getting high and drunk as fuck
>the pot reaches $7500
>all night long, my living room is filled with ghetto ass niggers screaming at each other over smash bros
>me and my brother are cleaning house and kicking copious ass
>we eventually get knocked out
>my dad makes it to the final four, but loses to a Marth main
That was one of the greatest nights of my childhood.
>parents see me playing a game
>they never watch
>have had absolutely no comment whatsoever, about anything
>Playing DaS2 when dad walks in
>"Wait anon, is that a chick? That's weird."
He doesn't want you to be a faggot.
>be me,12(years ago)
>playing guilty gear XX accent core on ps2
>horrible at fighting gaems,still managing to git gud
>dad comes in
>sees me playing
>"hey,can i play too?"
>"yeah,but the game is pretty hard"
>"hey kiddo,before you were born,i was a master in those arcades machines"
>hands him a controller and put on VS mode
>i pick up slayer and he goes with SOL
>select a random stage
>manage to strike on round on him
>reks me up and owns me i'm still shit at fighting games
should i give up?
My folks helped fund my new PC as a graduation gift from uni, my dad walked into see how it was running when I was playing Alien Isolation. He seemed pretty interested since he saw the original in theaters back in '79.
Talked about how he never could've imagined games coming this far from Pong or Pac-Man.
The other time he took an interest was when I was playing Tera with my human slayer.
>Mom:"Hey anon, what is that game? It looks old"
>Me: "Battletoads. I'm almost done with level 5."
>Mom: "Did you pre-order it at Gamestop? Or did you get it from Pawn Stars?"
>I'm playing USF4
>Dad: "Do these games ever change? I swear you've been playing this one for like 5 years!"
To be fair, my Dad is actually a really fucking good Soul Calibur player, so he gets it, and was trying to fuck with me.
>Playing SF5 Beta
>Nash Vs. Mika
>Mika hits critical art
>Mom walks in the room
>Me: "Uhh... I'm not playing as that character"
>Mom walks in
>Mom: "WHY ARE THEY ALWAYS TELLING YOU WHAT TO DO IN THESE GAMES, DO YOU ENJOY IT OR SOMETHING?"
>I finally get to the end of the game
>Think back to what Mom said
>Meta as fuck
Yeah I'm glad I wasn't. Trying to interact with my dad is weird, since our interests are so far away it's hard to find common ground. I do love him, but I don't know how to act.
Not just being black, any minority can get in easier. Some Unis even agree to give you free college if you're not white, have good grades, come from a shit school and community, and meet the minimum for entrance (i.e. me). They usually only do it for high schools close to them though.
>playing Ocarina of Time as a kid
>mom flies in the room to clean a bit
>sees me staring at dogs
>she starts looking
>I beckon her to come have a look
>she goes all "aaaaw" at the puppies following link around town at night
I miss her so much, sometimes I just turn ready to call her to see something she would like in the games that I play only to remember she isn't here anymore.
holy shit this so much, I lost my virginity at 21 but by that time I was already into monster girls so you can guess how bored I was, I even tried to tie the girl up but nothing, I just pounded her silly for like 20 minutes before realizing what a fucking snooze fest it is, then I remembered how fun it was to play Illusion soft games when I had no idea how a vagina looked like so I tried applying hentai game features to real life sex pretending it was a game in which my goal was to make the girl cum more times than me, after that It became fun, now she thinks I am a gentleman for taking care of her during sex, top fucking kek.
well accidents can turn out to be happy
Yep, there's an initial glowing period where sex is awesome and fun and then it just becomes a chore, you just think things like "my jaw hurts, I'm still in the first position, I have to go through doggy style and cowgirl before I can go back to playing video games, I licked this tit for 30 seconds and now I have to lick the other for 30 seconds goddammit, I wonder what would happen if I just left the titlicking lopsided, would she even care? okay gotta make moaning and grunting noises but not too loud, can't be completely silent but not ridiculously loud either, I'm hungry, I think there's leftover pizza but it's gonna taste like pussy unless I brush my teeth first but then it will taste like toothpaste, would I rather eat pussy pizza or toothpaste pizza?"
>Play Dwarf Fortress
>"What's that anon? Are you programming?"
>"If you could build houses in real life then you wouldn't be sitting there playing that video game"
>"Why are you playing such a girly game?"
My dad got me into gaming when I was 6 or 7 and was cool about it. He used to get me pirated copies of games from a guy at work like Quake 2 and Unreal Tournament.
My mum wasn't that interested. The only time she got worried at one point when she heard I was playing a game called "abuse" but when she saw it in action she realized it was harmless.
Same here man. I feel accomplished after making her cum 3 times. It usually just humping plus something else, like nipple sucking or biting. Just gotta ask your girl and find out what turns her on.
The edgy is for added ridiculousness.
My mom was blown away by MH4U and Trine 2. It's not so much she cares about games as she is impressed by anything 3D.
My dad is a mechanic and damn near cries of joy whenever he sees Project Cars or Forza Horizon. Doesn't play, but stays near whenever my brother is. He used to play games back when the Atari came out all the way through the NES, and is the reason why I got into games so early. My mom was casual as fuck and only played Sonic games in the 90's.
>lil bro's been playing Counter Strike with my dad since he was 6 with zero feedback from hella christian grandma
>fast forward to 14 year-old lil bro brother playing Kingdom Hearts 2 one day
>Grandma walks into the room
"IS HE USING MAAAAGIC?!!?"
The second time my bike was stolen, my dad chased the kid down in his motorcycle. The was only 10, dude nearly shit his pants. We drove with the cops to his grandmother's house so they could drop him off. As soon as she stepped outside, she started beating his ass with a huge fucking tree branch. The cops just stood there and laughed.
This so much. I always thought the girl in the movies saying, "Not in the mood tonight, sorry," was some sort of buzzkill, but holy shit is giving someone a blowjob a chore. Porn stars are goddamn olympians for being able to do that in heels and bounce around amd do helicopter moves and shit for 30+ minutes and fuck that, I'd rather skip the whole thing and play Ex Troopers rather than die.