Hey /v/, let's play some ftl! What ship should we choose?

>>283814632
The blue potato

The penis-shaped one

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>>283814993
Potato mode it is!
First reply chooses difficulty, second chooses ship name, third-sixth are crew names

>>283815140
Hard.
You know.
Like my dick.

>>283815140
Steam Train.

>>283815140
USS Enterprise

>>283815140
Jamal

>>283815561
3 more names!

>>283815606
The cook

>>283815606
>>283815606
Wojack

>>283816090
1 more!

>>283816090
Lawrance

>>283816194
Brianna Wu

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And we're off! where should we head first?

>>283816496
cock

>>283816496
up

>>283816496
Not the store

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We arrive to see some faggot who wants to make us part of black history month
wat do?

>>283816701
Only faggots surrender to pirates!

>>283816701
Too stronk, surrender the crew member.

>>283816701
Let's fuckemup

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>>283816752
and so it begins
now they want to surrender
wat do

>>283816701
Get'em

>>283816920
take em

>>283816920
Accept the bitch

>>283816920
Take our fuck slave as we earned it.

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We got a new fukkboi
name and station?

>>283817195
Pig Pussy
Engine

>>283817371
already got someone on engines, sensors or doors?

>>283817472
Sensors

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Alright, where to?

>>283814632
Choose the option that makes you install dungeon crawl stone soup and play that instead faggot. sage

>>283817634
North-northwest.

>>283817634
11 o clock

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>>283817750
>>283817757
nigga WE ARE rocks

>>283817887
Explore the shit out of those rocks

>>283817887
Let's explore, what's the worst that could happen?

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>>283817960
we get some fuel
where now?

>>283818059
3 o clock

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>>283818125
Our pussy spotted something

>>283818252
LETS GO SAY HELLO

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>>283818316
[VGS]

>>283818379
remove slugs

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dedder than moot ;_;
where to now?

>>283818379
Destroy oxygen n engines so he suffocates and cant run away

>>283818536
6 o clock

>>283818536
3 o clock

>>283818536
3 o clock again

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>>283818657
>>283818676
nuthin interestin kid

>>283818771
12 o clock

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>>283818874
I dunno

>>283818990
Never seen this option before, obviously we dock with that shit

>>283818990
DOCK THE ROCK

>>283818990
Yeah, go dock with it. What could possibly explode?

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>>283819101
>>283819126
YOU FUCKING WHAT

>>283819181
Send someone into the door subsystem, flush the intruders.

>>283819181
i told you faggots to not trust in oil jews

>>283819181
It's fine, 2/5 of us are rock people! Lock the rocks in a room without oxygen to fight.

it don't matter the whole game is rng bullshit

>>283819181
Nigga, we got crystal ppl, fuck their shit up yo

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we good

>>283819874
Let's go 4 O'clock

>>283819874
4 o clock

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>>283819951
OOOOOOO

>>283820037
Ice them.

>>283820037
>military-grade equipment
WHEREVER I AM I MUST ALSO PILFER
ICE THOSE FAGGOTS

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>>283820175
nice pun
we got some fuel and sheet

>>283820363
The closest one

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>>283820431
more black history month

>>283820538
Im feelin bretty Lincoln-like, go all Abraham in their asses

>>283817195
That's a man baby!

>>283820720
Fuck em up.
Give them the proclamation of emancipation.

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>been playing straight for a year and half
>RNG has stopped me from unlocking more than 3 ships

Getting real close to just cheating them all unlocked.

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>>283820720
>>283820867
>tfw they jumped away
s-s-sorry /v/-kun

>>283821017
NEIGAR, DO YOU EVEN ENGINES?!

>>283821017
northeast

>>283821017
PUSSY ASS SLAVERS
4 o clock for great justice

>>283821017
head back to where you came from

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seems reasonable

>>283821420
Tell them to fuck off

>>283821420
Except we don't negotiate with pirates, send them to the abyss of space

>>283821420
Whoa they have a big ship

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>>283821526
>>283821559
Status: REKT

>>283821575
and also 1 shield, AKA pussy ass bitches

>>283821728
4 o clock

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>>283821856

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>>283822004
Oh shit, an actual meaningful decision, what will /v/ do?

>>283822004
Attack them but try to suffocate them so we can choose which slave we get

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>>283822474
tried to, but couldnt

>>283822792
Oh well, looks like we only got 1 option

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WHY IS THIS HAPPENING

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>>283823442

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>tfw
w-we still got this

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>>283823442
How?

>>283823442
Anon, they had 1 low power laser and a low level blaster, how in the hell did that happen?

Did you really just get RNG'd that hard?

>>283823726
LETS GTFO

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>>283814632

The one with the missiles.

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ehhhhhhhhhhhhh

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>>283824225
I dunno man.

>>283824225
That seems cheaper than doing the upgrade yourself.

Besides, if shit goes down, its only 8 scrap

>>283824526
MOAR RICHES IN THE ROCK SECTOR

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THIS WON'T GO WRONG

>>283824931
2 o clock then store

>>283825487
Become the Hackers known as 4chan

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>>283825689
WHO IS THIS 4CHAN?

>>283825852
2 o'clock

>>283825852
4 o clock

>>283826076
Pick off the winnrar

>>283826076
We must help our fellow rockbros! SQUASH THESE MANTISES

Hey guys
OP here
sorry I have to run it's an emergency
sorry

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>>283826438
o-oh
stay safe op!