How do I come up with a good username?
Your last name backwords with "-res' at the end
use the random page button on wikipedia
>>283556642
nagromres
That's shit.
Bash your face on the keyboard. If you're creating a gamertag for xbox live ass 420 to the end and the leyter X wherever you feel like.
>play any game with a fantasy setting
>go online
>there are people who named themselves Alex, Chris or something like that
Immersion destroyed. Seriously, why would you name your character after yourself and give him such a boring ass name?
Pick random noun
Pick random verb
Mash them together
Congrats
>>283556642
ayotnomres
>>283557409
Why do you even need to figure out a good user name
just make it inigo montoya
>>283557375
EVERYBODY RUN, IT'S keith
Look around for random objects, add a color or adjective, then a number if necessary.
CageLampPlant83
>>283557528
bottleschweppes5
Add your name sir and write it backwards. For example:
Sir Zack
Kcazris
>>283557528
HugeDragonDildo666
>>283557717
Problem with that is, names that are hard to pronounce are annoying
favourite wu tang + favourite touhou
>>283557375
fucking this. They should've put a name filter for boring ass names.
>>283557475
during my life time I have been called this so many goddamn time you would not believe. On another note i need to actual watch that fucking movie
>>283558284
>playing an RPG
>friends are checking out my character
>"Anon, why is your character's name so weird?"
>tell him that's my characters name
>"Why don't you just call him your name?"
>tell him I'm roleplaying
>"What's that?"
>>283556503
Easy formula:
[ADJECTIVE][NOUN]
> AngryPencil
> PurpleMuffin
> ColdPillow
> ChineseTextbook
> HypocriticalWalrus
1. Take your first name.
2. Add Sir to it
3. Reverse it
Congratulations, you now have an original name.
>always make fun of people with numbers after their username
>suddenly my username, which I thought was unique, starts to get taken on websites I'm registering for
>have to add an underscore or 0 to the end
>feel impure>friend suggests adding a Z to the end instead
>try it once
>it looks gay as shit and now I'm stuck with it on one of my accounts
>>283558284
Sometimes a name's just a name man. No need to make it this big thing
Take some words you like
Put it into a company brand name generator
http://www.netsubstance.com/
>>283557375
It's preferable to shit like xXDeMoN_sLaYeR666Xx
>>283558950
Are you friends with this guy or what?
>>283557717
On another note, why are captchas suddenly so easy? Have I accidentally sold my firstborn to Google?
>Need to change name since I've used it for too long
>Embarrassing posts under the same name when I was 16
>Try to think of something for a year
>Settle on something average
>>283559803
>searching your username on google
>loads of cringe shit comes up
>>283559117
>play MMORPG
>want to finally play after hours of downloading and patching
>please name yourself
>everything you use is taken
>los patience and start to add Z, X and numbers
>game is good but you have to live with that embarassing name forever because game doesn't let you change it
Suffering.
>>283557528
WhiteWaterBottle93
>>283559803
>Make up new artist handle for porn and shit
>Cant see it on any sites
>Get well known under the name
>Google self
>Some nobody cunt on deviantart had it before me
>He wont hand it over
At least its just deviantart
>>283557375
Sometimes you just don't want to be "Lunvathian III" or "Malthearearn" or some other LOTR shit.
just use a cool meme like TOP LEL FACE
Just name it after a character from a TV show you like.
If it's already taken, either spell it in a weird way or add "The" at the beginning.
necrololicon
>>283560561
>Your old handle is connected to your real name in some way
>Forever paranoid anyone can look up all of my cringey shit
>>283561608
I know that feel bro. I made the same mistake. Nuked my shit and started over
paroxysm
now that name is cool as fuck
no one in this thread can top it
>>283561132
TheBIGGUY4U
睾丸睾丸
>>283561815
I used this
>>283559174
and got "anime"
It's too late. All the good ones were taken on all the popular services.
>>283556503
I just use my favorite songs titles.
>>283556642
Recipsres
It's shit.
I just take the first two letters of my first name, both my middle names, and my surname: Dajo Wisp.
>>283562535
Dajo Wisp sounds like a rapper from the ghetto who's gimmick is that he's really into European mythology like fawns, wisps and spirits