I'm teaching my sisters and their friend how to play minecraft.

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Gee, I wonder how this thread will turn out.

>>282183284
Let them figure things out on their own, they'll have more fun than if you just show them everything.

>>282183442
>cheese_pizza.jpg

>>282183442
Underrated post.

tell them to BUILD BRICKS WITH MY CRAP

>>282183442
Here's your reply

They should be playing games for girls, not shitty minecraft. Stop forcing your shitty autistic taste onto you sexy sister and her sexy friends.

It's probably best if they just figure out how things work themselves.

Maybe show them how to make the basic tool shapes then them let them find out about iron, gold, diamond, w/e else.

Shit, did they ever add any tutorial or help to this game or is it still "lol go chekc our wiki"?

>>282183536
i never got the loli hate pizza meme back in like 05 or something I lurked more and still never got it and till this day never googled it
what did it mean?

>>282183284

Go down wiener!

>>282183817
>loli hate pizza meme

Are you genuinely retarded or just trying to troll?

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>>282183284

>>282184037
He's trying to be an epic troll of the ages

>>282183284
As cancerous as this sounds, get them into Let's Plays. It'll be entertaining for them and will probably keep them interested longer.

Actually got my lil sister into Minecraft, she just build stuff in the creative but heh, she's having fun.

I'm only home during holidays, and I recently found out that she enjoyed watching Minecraft Let's Play on Youtube,should I be worried ?

>>282183284
How young do girls get their eyebrows plucked these days?
Two of the girls appear to have their eyelashes done and wearing blush.
Training them to be sluts young these days I see, because teenage years is just too long to wait.

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>>282183284


This was a really creative way to ask for advice on how to rape your little sister and her friends OP!

>>282184037
>>282184149
not lying I just never got it then it faded away one day and I sat here till then thinking perhaps at least once every 4 months
what did it mean? why didn't I get it?

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>>282183536
P-pizza you say?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSiLnWtjWp4

>>282183284
That nigress should leave

>>282184362
>>282184483
Jesus. It's like Russian Roulette.

Surprise buttsex. Use lots of lube or they'll hate you forever. Trust me on this one.

>>282184483
Digorno is fucking garbage. It's like eating shitty cheese and meat on top of cardboard.

Holy shit fuck off dude,this is a board for video games.

Teach them on PC not on tablet

>>282183817
It was a picture of a loli sucking a dick while crying.

Guy got banned, came back and lolposteditagain but this time there was no dick but a shopped piece of pizza.
Lulz ensued.

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Mum got me buffalo tendies today

only cost 10 gbps ;)

>>282183710
>Implying the patriarchy even makes games for girls

>>282184556
Don't worry, this isn't /sp/.

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damn they ugly

>>282184673
It says strips on the bag, dude

You got ripped off

>>282184136

>palmfacecountdown.exe

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Fresh from Russia

>>282184663
finally thanks I get it now
I kind of wish it always stayed a mystery though it would've been a great thing to ask on my deathbed

>>282184867
But I asked for Pizza Hut, not Nukka Xat

>>282184673
>not turkey meatballs
sux 2 b u

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcZfI6kJiPs

This thread needs Pizza Safety

>>282184673
Not sure if I should buy one of these baggies on my way home. I'm hungry as fuck and it seems like a good idea.

First you need to convince them to let you brush their teeth while they play

>>282183284
>my sisters
>sisters
little sisters are a shit anyway
Twin big sisters master race

>>282184390
I don't know, maybe cheesepizza

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Pizza Syndicate thread?

>>282185087
>implying
Little sisters are best. No matter what age they are they're always younger than you. ;)

>>282184673
>made with white meat

But the dark meat is the part that tastes of something

OP you're a creeper and pedo.

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>>282184493
That was awful.

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>hey mister wanna sit next to us during the movie?

I like my own homemade pizza.

>>282185293
MODS

>>282183661
You know, you only need to post that if no one else replies, so here's your reply

>>282183710
>muh gender roles

>>282184493
>not https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6DA_WwO90c

>>282185372
>being a pedophile

>>282185293
oh sweet jesus

>>282183284
Get them to use the pc version, the mobile version is trash.

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>>282185328
No shit. Are you so new that it was your first time you saw it?

>>282185541
>im gonna delete this post soon everybody pretend its cp
Where do you think you are? /b/?

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>>282185372
Sure

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>>282185647

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>>282185647
MODS

>>282185647
Damn, I hated jawbreakers when I was a kid. I broke one of my teeth on one.

>>282185435
>not understanding how that phrase works

You use it when someone is posting something obviously antagonistic.

>>282185647
You know people can easily check the archives and see what the image is, right? Besides if it was rule breaking the whole post would be deleted.

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>>282185541
Jesus christ anon.

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>>282183284
Just get them drunk

>>282185372
this is like a literal nightmare coming to life, there is no reason for a neckbeard to be sitting there, intentions notwithstanding. Might as well just go straight to jail.

>>282185647
LITERALLY MEME: THE IMAGE

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>>282185541

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>>282185647
fuck you

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The attached file is an image of child pornography.

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>>282185647
Abandon ship

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>>282185647

>>282185647
>I'm going to delete this image
>Pretend it's something really bad!
oh no!!!!

>>282185647

le 4chanx

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>>282185541
FUCK DUDE NO
MOOOOOOODS

>>282185912
>mfw anon didn't lie
>mfw I'll probably get v&
>mfw I don't have a face

brb doorbell

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https://archive.moe/v/thread/282183284/#282185647

WHERE'S THE GOD DAMN CUCKOLD PORN?

you know, for my kids

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>>282183284
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS!!!!!!!!!!!
OP POSTED AN IMAGE OF AN UNDERAGED GIRL ON THE INTERNET
DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE

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PUT DOWN THE 5 OR ILL SHOOT

>>282185647
thanks appchan

>>282185647
Sorry but this doesn't really work in 2015.

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What was the deleted image?

>>282183284
silly anon, minecraft isn't for girls. Let them play games made for their sensitivity, like girlgames.com offer to them for free.