What are those lumps on her chest near the star?
Lucina is pretty good, but...
Still has nothing on the best FE waifu.
.....I want it.
Damn it. I need to look into buying more wall scrolls.
FUCK. I just finished fapping. My dick is going to be sore tomorrow.
>Lucina will never comfort and play with your tiny self everyday
Gimme gimme chicken tendies, Be they crispy or from Wendys. Spend my hard-earned good-boy points, on Kid's Meal ball pit burger joints. Mummy lifts me to the car, To find me tendies near and far. Enjoy my tasty tendie treats, in comfy big boy booster seats. McDonald's, Hardee's, Popeye's, Cane's, But of my tendies none remains. She tries to make me take a nappy, But sleeping doesn't make me happy. Tendies are the only food, That puts me in the napping mood. I'll scream and shout and make a fuss, I'll scratch, I'll bite, I'll even cuss! Tendies are my heart's desire, Fueled by raging, hungry fire. Mummy sobs and wails and cries, But tears aren't tendies, nugs or fries. My good-boy points were fairly earned, To buy the tendies that I've yearned. But there's no tendies on my plate! Did mummy think that I'd just ate? "TENDIES TENDIES GET THEM NOW, YOU FAT, UNGRATEFUL, SLUGGISH SOW!" I screech while hurling into her eyes, My foul-smell bowel-dwelling diaper surprise. For she who is un-pooped on is she who remembers: Never forget my chicken tenders.
>You will never rub her tummy and then press your ear against it and hear her tummy gurgle as she holds back a meaty fart
>Mummy sobs and wails and cries but tears aren't tendies, nugs or fries
>You will never get her to fight by threatening to roast her little piggy belly and bun buns over an open fire and have the rest of the army eat her.
No one really understands. They just want to hug their waifus. They want to pat them on the head. They want to rub her belly.
I just want my waifu to be with me. Forever. I love her too. Those screams of pain as I beat her, tenderize her, torture her before I roast her slowly. Sink my teeth into her seared flesh. It's all the same sort of love.
People who say "Waifus aren't for eating!" Just don't understand. There are so many ways to show love. Tender love, rough love, bullying love. I want to give them a kind of love they never get. An adoration of utter finality so complete and whole that she is utterly satisfied and content in the end, and so am I. To have her within me, to know that no matter where I am or where I go, she has made me stronger and I appreciate her eternally.
You think it's a joke. But it's not. I guess i'm a fan of Dolcett stuff but i'm not at the same time, it's too mean spirited. What I want to do is because of a deep love and admiration for the person I want to hurt. The are not objects to be eaten. They are beautiful people I want to slowly break down and absorb into myself. It's a different emotional and spiritual feeling.
I guess its a similar kink but instead of turning her into an inanimate object I want to nurture her. I want to make her feel good. I want to make her feel like she never has to hold a weapon again. and then I want to very slowly and painfully deconstruct all the safe feelings she has and joy she has until I provide her with one last blissful finality.
HOPE I'M NOT LATE FELLAS
THIS PIC IS REALLY GOOD I LOVE IT
I don't think it's directly stated, but you figure Lucina is 1 year old at most (maybe a little more) after the time skip in the story.
And then when she reveals herself, I seem to remember her saying she's from a future that will happen in 10 years.... Which can't possibly be true, because that wouldn't even make her a teenager.
FUCKING USELESS NIGGER FUCK YOU
Like I said. Waifus only lose their relevance when you stop loving them.
Lucina takes baths and is VERY clean!
Cute and clean!
Lucina disapproves of your stupidity.
This is official, right?
Who's Morgan's mother in it?
Male's still better.
Lucina is grounded!
You are not allowed to have threads about Lucina until next week unless you have her father's permission!
Fucking disgusting. You shouldn't be allowed in this thread.
hmm about four support conversations.
is there any good reason to romance/marry lucina over anyone else on insane difficulty
Lucinas greatest trait is how much better she makes everyone around her look
Her personality makes Autism mage look like the most sociable person in the world
Her flat makes the thousand year loli looked stacked in comparison
and her fashion sense means even if someone wears shorts made of their own pubes people would think it is just the latest fashion trend
>Already have a Waifu
>See these threads
S-stop making me like her!
She has no tits!
She has n-no ass!
>SHE has no tits!
>SHE has no ass!
>This waifu is a total pass!
Tiki, Lissa, Cordelia, Severa, Anna, and Cherche are all pretty damn popular. Not Tharja or Lucina tier but still
From what I've seen I'll sleep with one eye open
Not needed got a waifu already
Lucina is pretty cute in Code Name S.H.I.L.L.
But what about Sully and Miriel?
IS/Nintendo is trying to push Lucina as a big face of the series.
I want her to abuse me.
Because one is a main character the other is solely for fanservice and is inconsequential to the plot of the game. Plus she doesn't have an amiibo because she's not in Smash.
It's true, though. Otherwise there wouldn't be constant threads about her every day on /v/. Otherwise you wouldn't be in each of those threads, questionably threatened by Lucina to the point of shamelessly counterposting your own waifu with endless shitposting.
Sure maybe the new FE will change that, but it's clear that their current plan is working.
Or it's the fact that the "Lucina is cute!"/Smash posters are very persistent.
Tharja doesn't have an amiibo. She will have her own card though in the upcoming trading card game.
If you dislike the fact that Smashfags demoted Tharja as most popular Awakening waifu in favor of Lucina, you can just say so, you don't have to be subtle about it.
Which I will buy
I don't even care if Lucina becomes the most popular character in Nintendo history or Tharja becomes irrelevant, I just like ruining these types of threads.
Dancina will make Lucina and Tharja completely irrelevant.
This is undeniable.
Yes, no one is allowed to enjoy anything on my watch
I unfortunately have no pictures of that
You could stand to do a better quality control effort, though. It's very disrespectful to your waifu to save terrible art of her.
The same can be said for your Hex Maniac folder.
What is the worst thing about living with Lucina?
she was like that to the einherjar cards. I just see it as same thing.
Because she would have brought the esrb rating up to T.
The first few days of living with Lucina would be kind of rough. Without extended interaction, she's not exactly the life of the party, and most anything you say to her will be taken in a literal context.
One day I'm going to make a Tharja thread for Tharjafag to dump in to distract him while I also concurrently create a Lucina thread at the same time so the cuteposting can continue uninterrupted!
Cute, cute, cute!
Well that plan won't work now that you told me.
Reminder that your waifu hung around with this Dark Mage around Plegia for more than a year after having had basically no companionship throughout her entire life, especially after she went back in time.
They almost certainly had sex at some point.
Public service reminder: Do not marry your best friend's daughter.
It will make dinner very awkward.
I currently have 1458 pictures. If you were to make two Tharja threads and one Lucina thread that'd only be 750 pictures I'd need to fill all three by myself.
HACKURAI DOES IT AGAIN THANKS SMASH
Is Lucina self-conscious about her non-existent tits?
it's only gen1 and spotpass characters
What is it about Lucina that triggers so many people?
Fire Emblem threads before Awakening
>Discussion of characters for their actual character, discussion of strategy, tactics, story, GAMEPLAY, some Lyn waifufaggotry but it never dominates discussion
Fire Emblem threads post-Awakening
>Tharja best girl
>Would you a dragon loli?
>What does Tharja's ass smell like?
>Gameplay almost never discussed save maybe eugenics, but that's it
Not only did Awakening kill the series in terms of gameplay but it hurt the quality of posts as well.
>all of the husbandos are infinitely superior
I want to
watch Youtube Poop videoswith Tharja
Cute, cute, cute!
>tfw codename steam demo blew my expectations out of the water
>tfw gonna have Lucina in my party permanently
What's with the bedroom eyes? It's kinda creeping me out.
Stop taking up posts with poorly drawn shit
Yes, except Tharja lacks all of the characterization and personality that makes Ashley so memorable.