ITT: Family Commentary

>Hey anon, why do you never talk to us about your girlfriend? You have one, right?

>Hey anon, why do you always talk about a waifu for? Did you meet a nice lady finally?

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>You retreating up to your cave again, Anon?
>Yup, see you tomorrow!

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>>277949257
>If it makes you angry, why are you playing it?
>It's supposed to be fun anon.

>>277949897
>family reunion
>So, when you're going to bring a girl?

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>Why aren't you out with friends? Do you even have any?

>in the middle of intense online game
>can't you just pause it?

>>277950389
I had this argument with my mom, once.
>Why you spend all day playing video games?
>Why you spend all day reading books, mom?
>It's not the same!
>Why?
Of couse she can't find a reason.

>>277950489
I explained this to them several times because they can't grasp the fucking concept.

>>277950302
>because I don't want her to see how fucking annoying my asshole family is :)

>>277950389
>I have friends, mom. I'm playing with them on the NET, in an MMORPG, while we speak on TS3.

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>tfw your mother gives you the number of some young man she works with, because she thought you were gay

>>277950836
Well, atleast you now know she's okay with you being gay

>Why aren't you more like your brother/father/friend/uncle
Jesus fuck, I have a PhD in computer science, pay my bills, work and have my own place. What the fuck else do you want?

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>You should have a stop signal
>Instead of playing toys you should think about what's importaint.

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>>277950836
>tfw entire family thinks I'm gay and always subtly hints at it

>parents do this
>the only reason I avoid them is BECAUSE they do this

If they'd just knock that shit off I'd probably eat with them more, why the fuck do they feel the need to do it in front of our guest?

>>277951038
And are you?

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>Goodnight anon. It was great talking with you today!

When will they realize that trying guilt trips is useless?

>>277951097
No, but I feel like telling them I am would honestly ease matters at this point.

>>277949257
>If it makes you angry, why are you playing it?
>getting angry at videogames
>getting angry ever

What are you, 15? Calm the fuck down.

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>>277950389
>brought friends over one time
>mom says "woah I didn't expect you to have any friends" right in front of all of them
>they all laugh at me
>we go and play video games
>the next day my mom says "oh so they were just a bunch of losers, why can't you have real friends?"

If you can't bring yourself to leave your fucking room for a family event then you're the problem.

>>277951038
>>277950836
I lied I was gay, because admitting I can't find a girlfriend is much more mebarassing

>Actually live in the basement
>It's dark and warm and just makes me tired all the time
>Decide to sit up in the family room on my laptop for a change of scenery
>Family continually asks why I'm not hanging out in the dungeon

I need to move out.

>hey anon, why are you an antifeminist?
>is it because you never had a girl?

No, mom. That's not it.

>>277949257
>family never comments on what you do

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>Anon you see this, this is sunlight ooooooohhhhhh

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>>277951550
>Telling your mom you're an antifeminist

>Online games are dangerous
wut. Thanks mom

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>>277949257

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>family always raves about siblings' achievements
>acts like I don't even exist

>>277951195
why are parents so unfucking original, my parents say this shit too

>How's the clicking going on, computer boy?

I'm pretty sure my dad had ADD, because he would never sit still long enough for me to explain to him what I was doing at the time.

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>tfw your dad hired a prostitute who went to the same uni as you, and lied that she was interested in you

She admitted it not much after I finished and she was dressing up to leave. Also said I was such a nice guy and that I'll probably find somebody who likes me if I try hard enough

Oh, you've decided to grace us with your presence ?

>>277951740
Who the fuck doesn't take a shower daily?

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>"Games are a such a stupid waste of time"
>father spends all day on the television

He'd like the telltale games, that are basically like watching television.

>If it makes you angry, why are you playing it?
But really though, why?

I've had friends who play the same games daily and all they do is rage. Constantly messaging me on steam or yelling on vent about how fucking dumb the game is, but every single day they play it again.

Why fucking do the same thing over and over if all you do is bitch and moan about it?

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>Dad's friends start talking about their childrens' achievements
>Dad's turn
>He starts talking shit about me

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>>277950960

>Straight As all the way growing up in school
>Doing well in uni now
>Got an internship as a government economist
>The second I pick up a controller or my 3DS parents get on my back

Fuck I have my life together just let me chill

>>277951761
Because they know you use SAM, you cheating shitter

>you shootin the world again, son?

I mean I get what it means, but it doesn't make sense.

>>277951332
>Sitting around listening to half-baked political debate and commentary on the same food we eat every year is interesting and important
They're just people that happen to have genes vaguely similar to yours that you're poo-pooed into dealing with three or four times annually. Why does it matter what they think at all? The older generation are a bunch of misguided ex-stoner twats.

>>277951996
Depression can cause someone to just say, "Fuck it" to hygiene.

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>there are people here that still talk to their family
>THERE ARE PEOPLE HERE WHO INTERACT WITH THEIR FAMILY AT ALL

>>277951996
taking a shower daily is bad for you skin and hair

give it a day before taking another one or you'll have bad skin when you get old

>>277951996
Why bother if you won't meet anyone?

>>277952103
>family is unable to identify clinical depression
>think their son is just lazy
Fuck these people.

>>277952103
Bad hygiene can cause depression

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"Sitting in front of the computer all day won't get you anywhere!"
One hour later
"Hey, anon, can you fix my computer for me? You know this stuff."

>>277952176
In my defense they're the only people I interact with these days.

>>277952057
>Wake up 7am to work, get home at 7pm
>People on my back because I play vidya
Well fuck off, I worked all day.

>>277949257
>>Decided to leave the dungeon, eh Anon?
HOLY FUCK CAN'T I STAY IN MY BEDROOM WITHOUT BEING JUDGED SHIT FUCK

>>277952101
You would be living on the street if it wasn't for them.

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>>277951996
I don't. I somehow manage to stay attractive to fat latino metalheads though, I don't really know why.

Pretty easy to imagine they're Sandy Cheeks though!

>>277952101
>half-baked political debate
The worst thing is that usually none of them know anything.

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>>277952241
>play vidya all day and browse 4chan

>Anon you are always sitting in front of the computer, why don't you get a programmer job?

>>277952101
American families are the worst. Get a good Spanish or Italian family, ffs anon.

>>277952241
>don't know shit about fixing computers other than to google the problem and see what other people did
>hailed as the undisputed master of technology

>>277950616
Books are intellectual you fucking loser.

>Studies have shown.....
>Which studies?
>Uuuhhhhhh

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>Are ya winnin son?
Tfw dad actually cared when he said that. RIP

>>277951949
Every girl says that though.

>>277950960
What the fuck do you think?
It's got nothing to do with having a job, an education or whatever.

>>277952376
>Be a programmer
>Hey anon, my computer is broken can you fix it?
No I fucking can't. Even if I would look into it, you can't afford my wages.

>>277952310
My extended family has never, ever donated any money to my parents for anything remotely involving me. Not even a NEET, just don't really appreciate their right-wing values, bad food and repetitive comments.

>>277951287
your mom wants to fuck a young guy

>>277951949
That's...pretty nice, actually. Got a glimmer of hope. Was it good sex?

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>Anon, you remind me of [insert TBBT character here]

You can call me short, skinny, whatever. But this is an insult to me as a person
I

>get constantly ragged upon for playing videogames
>full time college student with 3.91 GPA
>managed to get a basically free ride through college via scholarships
>very promising future for law school
>parents still say I have a sad existence due to playing videogames in what little spare time I have

I don't get it. I'm lean, I exercise, I do great in school, and I have a promising future. Where did I go wrong?

>>277952359
I had some guy give a huge rant against turks, like he genuinely got angry, frotting mouth, spewing racial slurs left and right. he was genuinely angry

Not because they are immigrants, stealing jobs, or being criminals. No, get this, because he doesn't like gyros

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>Hey anon, can I play too?

>>277952446
You are clearly a moron for not asking him what books his mother happens to read. 50 shades of ghey is not even close to intellectual.

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>Mother says I'm too hard on myself
>I'm about to dip below a 3.0 gpa and spend all my time dicking around on the computer

The only difference between me and other slackers is that I can admit it, and that my dumbass siblings make me look better for having the incredible skill to only passively fuck up, rather than actively.

>>277952292

Fucking this.

I'm up at 4:30am every goddamn day, and if I want to be functional I have to asleep by 10pm. Doing 10 hour shifts leaves me about 4 hours of free time, 2 of which you demand that I put up with your bullshit too.

I need to find an affordable apartment. Fucking jewish rental places are making it hard though.

>>277952376
Exactly what happened to me
>"Why don't you get a programmer job?"
>"Because I can't program for shit"\
>"But programming is easy! There's this kid somewhere who made an iOS app ate age 14"

>>277952446
>intellectual

No one likes someone that clings to "intellectual" content.
Just saying.

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>>277952430
>Hey anon, you're good with computers, can you set up the Home Theatre?

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>>277952054
>mfw only my brother and I go to university, none of our relatives do
>only thing dad can do to shittalk me is to call me lazy because right now I only have uni on 2 days

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>>277951996

>>277952615
>I

You what Anon? Tell me!

>>277951680
>being an antifeminist

>>277952504
Yeah, that was the implication.

>>277952585
College whores are good at their job at least, so yeah. I was depressed for weeks after that though

>>277952538
>Assemble desktop computers for friends and family
>Hey anon, my computer is broken and I heard you fix them
>It's a laptop
>The screen is busted/the battery died
>They keep asking if I can fix it and I keep telling them no unless they buy the new parts

Threads like these remind me that i was better off in the foster homes

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>>277952771
>being

>Anon, you feeling better yet?

No, I'm not. Bipolar Disorder isn't something that magically goes away.

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>Hey look, it's the stranger!
My grandmother said this a few years ago and I won't forget it. Made me feel awkward as fuck but I didn't really act strange, but it really caught me off guard.

>>277952621
>Promising future
>Law school
you forgot to add :^) after your post

>playing MGR
>dad walks in
>"Is that Call Of Duty, anon"

I didn't expect him to know, but it still didn't feel good

>>277952621
You didn't

>>277949257
>>If it makes you angry, why are you playing it?
They're completely right about this. Quit gettin' mad at video games.

You're supposed to learn this when you turn 15. Any adult who gets genuinely angry at video games comes across as a total autist.

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>>277952430
>"Hey anon, you know how to fix computers right?"
>"Well, I know a thing or two about Windows"
>"Great, can you fix my pc for me?"
>It's a Mac

>>277952430
>anyone I know gets a virus
>Ask me for help
>Run Malwarebytes
>fixes the problem
>"WOW ANON YOU SHOULD GO TO SCHOOL FOR COMPUTERS YOU'RE REALLY GOOD"

>Anon you are wasting your life here
>Only member of our extended family to have ever had a shot at going to Oxbridge


I probably could have made it but I was a monstrous faggot for GCSEs and fucked them, then fucked a maths exam which I thought would be so easy I didnt even study at all for it

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>>277952836
>mfw my mom told me "I regret adopting you" one day we got in a fight just to piss me off
>went on a search to find my real parents
>two months later she finally tells me she was lying

>>277952836
>sister's computer is dead
>probably some hardware bs, have no idea what to do
>Admit I don't know what to do
>"But if it was YOUR computer you'd totally fix it"
>get yelled at for hours

Or better yet
>Anon if you do X I'll get you a chocolate/bag of chips
>do it
>I never get it

>>277952656
What is this thing from, and where is the porn?

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>>277953030
>friend asks me if I can fix her PC
>sure, what OS do you use
>no

>>277952935
>haven't seen my grandmother in 10 years
>she live 20 minutes away

>>277950769
Anon how does "because" follow "when"?

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>Fine. Dick around on your computer for the rest of your life. I don't care. I'm done.

>sister begs me for a wii u
>her grades are great, plus she graduated middle school
>get her a wii u mk8 bundle so we can play sometimes online
>parents call afterwards and say im ruining her life like i ruined mine

High school teacher here. Guess they will never stop

>>277952615
>'HAHAHA ISNT HE JUST LIKE SHELDON?'

god i fucking hate that show, im not even some unfunny gay autist, so i dont know how theyre drawing comparisons

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>>277953141
>tfw your mother is too honest, humble and insecure
>there is zero chance your father is not your real dad
>I'll grow up to be just like him

>>277953161
>"But if it was YOUR computer you'd totally fix it
Yes of course, because I'm a can fucking fix my mistakes.

>>277953030
>doesn't know anything about Unix
>claims to be knowledgeable about computers
Epic, anon. Simply epic.

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>>277952930
>Diagnosed with Clinical Depression
>Dad tells me I need to "just cheer up"

>>277953030
>macs can't run windows

>>277952545
Anon, those right wing values are what made America strong. Women's liberation, extending SS for the elderly and offshoring manufacturing are the source of our global power.

>>277953030

Take notes, anons: THIS is a legitimate frustration.

>>277952559
I want to fuck his mom.

>>277953264
>making 200 bucks gift

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>>277952615
>tfw I'm the jew but with slightly better hair

>>277953283
You are

Bazinga :D

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>tfw my father who gave up computers 10 years ago has started playing videogames

It's cute watching my mom and dad play Guild Wars 1 together. They also play DA:I and my dad is nagging me to get him farcry 4.

I've got my education and are working full time. The only reason i am staying at home still is because it's hell a lot cheaper than renting. But i am planning on taking a loan and buy an apartment for myself.

My parents are pretty chill. At worst they may ask me how my day was and leave it at that. Thank the gods i have a big sister who is in a relationship and will take care of the family tree stuff so i can just chill out and stay single.

>ignoring family at all

Keeping your distance is one thing. In the end of it all, you'll see that your family is the only ones who will truly stick up for who you are. They will be annoying and ask you of things, but it's simply because they are worried about you in their own way.

>>277953168
It's Mina the Pig.

>>277950616
>why do you waste so much time playing video games anon
>why are you on your third consecutive hour of the food network

And that was how my mom came to play and love animal crossing gcn

>>277953351
>diagnsoed with depression
>"Is there anything I can do to help"
>"No, sorry, Mom"
>she goes to her room and cries on how she ruined her son's happiness

>>277952559
This. Make her happy anon a bring home a big guy

>tanking the drunken coil of bahamut turn 5
>mom walks in
>we're leaving right now
What?
>yes right now we're going I told you this mornig!
You did? I don't remember that?
>Well you should you were in your bed asleep when I told you
...

>>277953394
I'm fine with women's liberation. Fully support it. I'm not okay with LGBTphobic and racist conversations at Christmas dinner, though.

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>Have you tried a homeopathic remedy?

>I had a really satisfying Qigong session the other day.

>No wonder you're always so tense. Your chakras are out of balance because your bed isn't aligned according to feng shui.

>MEDICAL INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX!
I have the worst sister in the world.

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>>277953681
>Diagnosed with NOTHING
>YOU ARE CLEARLY DEVELOPING A DEPRESSION
Jesus fuck, maybe I'm just going through some shitty times, I'm not fucking giving up life.

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>>277953740

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>>277953141
That's well out of order.

>>277953869
My uncle is like that, he found a woman who's also like that and now they have a son they're raising the same way.

I recently got told our house has a positive atmosphere though. Don't know why but I guess that's good?

>>277953161
Even better yet
>Anon if you do X I'll let you cum inside me.
YES, PLEASE!

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>>277953228
>you think its finally over but the shit starts all over next week

>>277953228
My stomach churns whenever one of my parents says they're done, even though it never really means anything.

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My mom doesn't give a shit, but my brother and his wife do. I miss when they lived out of the state.

>>277951195
Why don't you actually speak to and appreciate your parents you fucker

>>277953264
>Not fucking your sister.
You know that's what they meant, right?

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>>277953792
>bring home an asian girl
>for years have to hear this bullshit from my dad like "Oh, I knew eating too much rice would ruin you" or "I know we originated from mongolians thousands of years ago, doesn't mean you have to regress" or "Can she even speak the language?"
>usually when she was right there
>realizes he was a douchebag
>to make up he invites us to a Chinese restaurant to make her feel home
>she is Korean

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>tfw you family just stops asking

>>277954180
Maybe they're assholes.

>>277954136

They live with you? Ignore them, breh

>>277951996
I take 2-3 showers a day to help clear my mind and especially from working all the fucking time.
My mom always says "Again?!" when I take the second one.
It's like mom what the fuck ive been doing this for years quit your gay ass fucking joke

>>277954247
Silly dad.

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>have an italian family
>visit them for christmas
>temperature always has to be above 80 degrees
>meals are a four hour ordeal
>they never shut up
>kids are ADD riddled psychopaths
>adults are crazy alcoholics
>I and my aunt must cook, clean, and wait on everyone
>I receive a polo shirt with the italian flag plastered on the back for my trouble

What the fuck is wrong with my family

>>277951761
>parents always gave my older brother encouragement and rewards for doing mediocre
>I always did well and got nothing from them
>He dropped out after high school and has worked in the same farm shop stacking shelfs for 7 years
>They buy him a house on his 25th birthday
>I wasnt able to get my PHD as my parents told me I should have saved money from my job
Im moving to Europe in 2 weeks and I dont plan on ever seeing them again

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>>277954247
He is a good man

>>277954042
I'll bet your mum make you that offer a lot :^)

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>Getting increasingly upset at videogames
>Playing Far Cry 3 on Master
>Keep dying in 2 hits while Agent Willis is fixing the plane
>Flip my shit, switch it to very easy and slaughter all the pirates while autistically screaming DIE NIGGER DIE NIGGER DIE NIGGER repeatedly
>Mother comes in asking why I'm so angry
>Explain because I keep failing and my body keeps twitching the more adrenaline I have, making me lose harder
>Why do you play games on hardest then
>Because that's the only way to get me to feel anything anymore
>Mum gives me a hug
>I get a boner
>She notices
>Let mommy make you feel better
>Willis is screaming shit about chewing gum and ricepickers while I'm sucking on mum's knockers
>ARE YOU SURE THIS WINGSUIT'S GONNA WORK as I yank off her panties and slam her on the bed
>I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE SERVING MY COUNTRY as I ravage my mother's fuzzy minge
>Bust a nut all over her face
>mfw I got a trophy

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>Do you want to see a therapist anon? Me and your father worry so much about you. Worry if you're going to do something.

>Have been asked more than an amount of times I can count on one hand

Sometimes I feel like it might be a rational course of action because everyones waiting for it to happen

>>277954247
is she pretty?

>>277954247
Jesus christ...

>>277953869
That's because you're not slippin' her the you-know-what. They always get cranky when in heat.

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>"Anon you're clearly depressed. We'd like you to see a doctor."
"Nah I'm good, I'm pretty happy."
>"You spend alot of your free time playing those games."
"Yeah?"
>"Your Aunt Mel's Life-Co-ordinator says that they're supressing your potential, we'd like you to stop."
"Uhhhhh."
I have a job and a fiance, I thought I did it, but apparently my "chakras aren't attuned."

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>Are you gay?
>Seriously, are you gay?
>It wouldn't be a problem if you were, you know?
>So... are you?
>Are you?
>Are you?
>Are you?
>Are you?

>have low income
>if I want to move out, I'll have to stop going to the gym

What a pickle

>>277954493
What country?

>>277954484
Things like this make me grateful that my family tries their best to ignore their Polish heritage.

>>277954247
If it were me I'd have chosen a Japanese restaurant for the banter. I can only assume he's literally ignorant.

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>mom always asked about friends
>always half-ass answer and just say two people I barely know
>well don't you invite them, I want to know who they are and where they live
>haven't had anyone at the house in years by that time

When I said I didn't actually know anyone we both got pissed off at eachother and it ended up with her saying nothing I do is what a normal person would do at all, like I'm a bad person.

>>277954656
That's what my Christmas was like, by the way.

>>277954484
>have an italian family
found your problem

>>277951072
You could move out

>be mom or dad
>worried about son
>obviously depressed but dont want to shame him
>whenever see him always make a point to acknowledge him in a humorous way
>apparently this is worst thing ever

You guys would be bitching about your 'rents not giving a shit if they didnt say those things anon.

Look at how many here fucking despise their parents because they are gone from their lives fully, dont shit on them because they care.

>>277954493
It's the exact same situation for me

Except I'm the spoiled brother, and my sister is you

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>>277954573

Okay then

>>277951949
>So anon, how are your cyber friends today?
>'They're my friends from school, I just talk to them online aswell'
>He still says this, atleast once a week

>>277954768
He is a well educated man

He simply thinks he is hilarious when he's a dick to others

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>tfw watching your old friend spiral out of control as he winds up living at his parents' again

Why him, of all people? If anything, I was the one who had the shittier childhood and less stable development.

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>Take a nap during one of my days off work.
>"That computer is what's making you sleep all day, Anon. You shouldn't be on it so much."

>Playing vidya
>Pretty intense match of SF
>Mom kicks the fucking power cord
>Break my controller with rage
>"Look at you, you're out of control!"
Oh fuck off.

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>>277953351
>Diagnosed with severe anxiety
>Grandma: "You just need to stop being so shy, anon!"

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>Mother
>Why can't you be a normal boy and stop dressing in women's clothing?
>Are you taking those pills again? You're already feminine enough! Do you want to be homeless?!
>I know this is all my fault, I didn't raise you right or something

>Father
>Touched my tits on Christmas
>Doesn't talk to me

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>tfw no family anymore

>>277954658
That's not really a pickle just stop going to the gym. Do some calisthenics and running so you don't get really out of shape and save up for either a gym membership or buy some weights or equipment for home

>>277954648
>Job and fiance.
>Not a loser.
Pick one.

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>>277954989
>implying that shit isnt hilarious

i mean he couldnt just invite you guys for a dinner for no reason
he had to set that shit up all the way, making snarky remarks. that gave him a plausible reason to take you out for an "apology" dinner.

your dad is a master ruseman working the long con

>>277949257
>>Decided to leave the dungeon, eh Anon?
>>Oh, look who decided to join us!
>>Anon, you're alive!
The absolute worst

>>277955105
Your father sounds like fun.

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Tfw ur mom pesters you about wanting grandchildren

>only 22 years old

fuck that shit. Who would ever want a kid

My parents have never given me shit for playing videogames. They don't really see the appeal, but they understand its the same as watching TV. I think they were a little worried about me in high school because that was all I did. But now they seem to see me as a well adjusted individual. But I also am now lucky if I get two hours of video game time in a day.
Having friends and other hobbies really sucks your time away.

>>277955105
post nudes

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>parents never bothered me much about vidya
>family all computer competent so I don't need to fix their shit except for my dad but he doesn't even bother with computers so whatever
>live alone in my own house with noone to pester me

Feels okay man

>>277955132
How young were you when you lost them all? It was just me and my sister at 19.

>>277952621

you grew up with video games and your parents didn't. It's going to be the same when your kid is constantly on their smartwatch fucking around on twitter.

>>277954484
>be WASP
>feels good man

>>277954823

There's caring and then there's being an asinine prick, though

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>Be 21
>my parents just want me to go to college or have a job
>don't do annoying shit like in this thread
>spend all day on the Internet while they pay for me to continue this way.

>>277955105
Sorry about your dad.
How do the tits feel, though?
I feel like I'm too old to go through with it and I really want all the nerve endings in a clitoris but I know I'm not going to have that.

>>277955231
I've had that since 19 nigger.

>>277952615
>mom used to watch this show
>be a physics student
>always explaining how shit works when NASA or something science-related is in the news because parents are curious
>mom has never compared me to Sheldon

I used to think one of these days she will, but it has never came. I got a good mom.

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>>277955231
>mentions grandchildren
>tell her I got a vasectomy
>she starts crying

Works every time

>>277954780
>Normal = being a good person.
Yeah. It's 2015 and people still believe it's good to do the same as everyone has done forever? Fucking losers.

>People always complain that since they have gf/wife and children they don't have time or cash
>Call me a loser for having time to play vidya and cash

>>277955231
My sisters and me had the same problem. One of them ended up having a child and now the rest of us live in peace.

>"So how's your job going?"
>Tell parents about how our studio just got it's first contract for a licensed product. We're going to use the cash from completing this to futher fund our own games. Everything is going pretty well.
>"You still play video games? Haven't you got a REAL job yet?"

>>277955425
Well, Sheldon gets laid

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>TFW your whole family plays or has played video games and you never have to hear any of this depressing shit

>>277950302
FUCK OFF GRANDMA

>>277955231
>>277955423

>having degenerate parents that want you to have kids before the nest is made

>>277955527

Pretty glad I have a sister to take care of that crap

>>277951996
Me if I'm not going outside.

>>277954493
I honestly don't blame you man.
Best of luck in moving out.

>mom diagnosed with throat cancer at the beginning of 2014
>it's gotten so bad she doesn't speak because of the pain
>I haven't heard my mom talk in months

Man I wish I was making this shit up.

I don't want to lose my mom.

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>Me and my dad used to play WoW a lot together after my parents get divorced
>Always talk about it with him when I see him
>Tells me to stop talking about WoW so much
>At the time was very depressed and hearing how he basically didn't care made me a shut in, never talked about things I like with people after that
>Does a whole lot of other shit that would take a long time to talk about
>After cutting off the child support a few months early he tries to reconnect with me and make things better
>Go to his house and see all the nice things he has compared to me, my mom, and my brother
>My brother and what seems like everyone else (Even my mom who hates him) tries to get me to forgive him
>"If you and him can be buddies and you can forgive him you can finally feel better!"
>Just want nothing to do with the man and would rather him just stay out of my life so I can live contently

>>277955575
That hurt, anon.

>>277955550
>own a little company making pay2win games
>outsource programming and art to chinks who do it dirt cheap
>have a decent living, about 2k USD a month, which is like triple the local average
>"You still doing the videogames, son? Why don't you get a REAL job?"

Once you get sick and old, suddenly you'll need me, dad, huh? Me and my money?

>>277949257
Anon! Your fucking cum turned crusty on the towels!!

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>the idea of my mother dying is terrifying
>mfw I don't see myself being able to survive without her
I'm 25

>anon stop fucking my ass and let me make some grilled cheese

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>Why don't you like talking anon?
>You have friends at uni, right?
>Maybe we should go to see a therapist.
>You already lived your childhood anon, it's stop to stop playing video games.

>xmas, have job
>uncle that is always nosy lost his 6 months ago
>during dinner i flip the tables
>"have you found a job yet" said as blunt as possible
>"well its hard.."
>"have you found a job yet, you have kids to support"
>visibly annoyed
>Pull out the ace in the hole
>"fuck..i play videogames and even I have a job, what must your kids think"
>he loses it

I bought his kids real nice presents to, apparently what i said is "out of order" but if the tables were turned i dont see the difference?

>>277955284
I'm jealous as fuck. If you're not fucking her then you really are a loser, passing up on that chance.

>>277955790
>not the kitchen table

terrible, do a lap

Jesus, why do you guys hate your family so much? My family and extended family are awesome. I have never had a problem with them. Hell, my parents are proud of everything I do.

>>277955790

>years of doing this
>mom never complained
>orange splotches on every single towel in the house

What does that? Bleach?

>>277955432
That's a terrible thing to do though

>family gives me a hard time when I do participate in family activities
>wonders why i dont like participating in family activities

>go to see doc
>he asks me if I have any friend
Fuck you nerd, just give me the pills.

>>277955790
>take a whiff
That's grandpa's.

>>277955837
I want some brown sugar

>>277950489
>>277950716
so happy my parents play MMOs and I've never had to deal with this

>>277955861
>>Maybe we should go to see a therapist.
maybe we should

>>277955550

>Parents would prefer you to work at Dunder Mifflin or some shit rather than be a programmer

My bro had to hound our parents to let him study computer science because they thought it wasn't a real subject

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>tfw sister always comes into my room and complains about the smell
Just don't come into my fucking room then, you fucking cow.

>I had these problems when I was fucking 12
Grow a pair you pussies. I'm 18 and just jack off/play video games all fucking day, but because I prove my manhood my family doesn't fuck with me about it. You're a bunch of fucking losers.

>>277955837
GOD DAMN!!!

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>>277955790
>Mfw my mom found my crusty cumrag

>>277951996
Americans.

>>277954417
>2-3 showers a day
I hope you contribute to the water bill.

>>277954484
>I and my aunt must cook, clean, and wait on everyone
and you are complaining? better that socializing and shit

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>>277949257
>mom & dad both supportive and great to me
>sister is the only one who gives me problems
>told me nobody will ever love me
>says she was doing a lot more than i was at my age

shes older than me by seven years and we're both living at home, why does she think shes this bigshot compared to me

>>277955830
>lost my mother to cancer when I was 18
>everything has been pretty much shit since then

>>277951996
At this point I have no reason to do that.
>Wake up
>Sit in front of PC
>Eat in front of PC
>Why bother brushing my teeth
>Keep playing
>Go back to bed so I can be ready for another exciting 12-hour-long gaming experience tomorrow
At least I can play some guitar or bass so it doesn't get that monotonous.
It's still better than playing on consoles

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>Grandpa takes me to the movies
>So, meet any girlfriends, yet?
>N-no
>That a boy, play around with them a bit, but not getting to serious.
My poor grandpa is so oblivious it hurts.

>>277956057
Who was crazy enough to make jeans for horses?

>It lives!

>Welcome to the land of the living!

>>277954573

>Getting mad at single player games

Really?

>>277956005
Therapists don't actually do anything. It's a scam.

>stop chatting with your internet pals, they're not real
/v/ confirmed for not real, thanks dad.

>>277955781
>2k a month

Anon, that's 24,000 a year. That's not much.

>>277956057
It's too bad that I think most black girls are butterfaces

Those bodies though

>playing Vice City
>grandpa drops by
>"oh what's that, Crookedlegs: The Game?"

>playing San Andreas a year later
>grandpa drops by
>"oh look, it's Crookedlegs again, and this time he's a nigger!"

>>277954493
>Mother always got jack shit from her parents
>Her Older sister always got everything, went to a private college while my mother went to a public college
>Grandma family always being a drain on my grandparents income, and they won't fucking help us
>She dies
>Her family vanishes
>Grandpa is senile and have alzheimer
>Older aunt always making excuses not to help
>I have to put up with this bullshit
Jesus fuck.

>"Do you remember when your Grandfather died?"

>"Well, yeah, a little bit, I was pretty young at the time."

>"I remember you were just crying at the funeral, saying "I don't know why I'm crying like this, I just am."

>"Oh, uh, I... wow. I didn't remember that."

Holy SHIT, Grandma, we were having a great dinner and then you bring in a bombshell like that? I had no goddamn idea what to say.

>>277956103

he knows, he just isnt trying to hurt your feelings.

old feller is sharp

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>>277956238
>"oh look, it's Crookedlegs again, and this time he's a nigger!"
lost it

>>277951996
I most often go weeks without actually taking a shower, i only clean up when I have to go out and look like a mess

>>277955734
But anon you are making this up.

>>277955734
stay strong homie

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>>277956238
10/10 grandpa

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>>277952693
>>277952376

>Last year of computer science degree
>"Anon, why haven't you made a program that writes books?"
>"Anon, why haven't you made a program that makes movies?"
>"Anon, why haven't you made a program that cures cancer?"

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>>277950836
>summer job
>leaving for fall semester of college
>boss makes a gay joke
>"oops, sorry, I don't mean to offend you"
>"what?"
>"oh, we've been wondering whether you're gay or not"

If this is the price of dressing nice, being polite, and grooming myself, then I'll take that compliment gracefully.

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>Finish highschool
>Searching for work
>Send mails and letters and shit
>After two months still no reply
>Older sister always on my back
>"You just don't want to work! You're lazy bum"
>Tell her I have yet to receive a reply on any of my letter/mails
>"Whatever, you probably didn't even sent them"
>Few days later I get a reply
>Another few days later I'm hired at a security company
>Receive first pay-check
>Earned +2000 euro in my first month
>My sister earns 1500 euro
>She's been working for more than a year
>Sees my paycheck
>her face when

Sometimes I feel bad for her
Sometimes

>>277956238
Your grandpa sounds like a cool guy.

>>277956043
Don't lie to us, it's the french. Those frogs stink like BO. Even the hottest bitches make you curl your nose as they walk by on the street.

>>277956250

Thats real tough anon, alzheimers is nasty stuff.

>>277956016
She wants the D, man.

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>>277955881
>"fuck..i play videogames and even I have a job, what must your kids think"

Fuck money, I want a job purely so I can pull this shit.

Literally bravo, Anon

>>277955734
i feel ya man, you should rape her because she cant scream to get help

>>277956198
I went though literally 15 of them until I found one who actually helped me, and wasn't an obvious moneygrubber

>miss an appointment
>Don't worry, you don't have to pay for it!
I was like wtf for an entire week

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>>277949257
>>Decided to leave the dungeon, eh Anon?

>>Oh, look who decided to join us!

>>Anon, you're alive!

Like every fucking family reunion. Thats why I hate christmas and new years eve.

>>277955781
>2k a month
Dude you're poor as fuck.

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>>277953681
>Diagnosed with severe social anxiety
>Finally have to tell my mom about why I've been acting so weird
>She breaks down and constantly blames herself
I've never felt so helpless, but it got better when I got a new job and meds

>>277956514
Sauce... Please.

>>277956010
>Parents think the "Work 40 years in a factory and then retire" type jobs still exist
>Constantly pressure me to get one
>"Your father did blah blah blah for 20 years and-"
>"And his got laid off because machines do his job now?"
>"I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU CAN'T JUST GET A REAL JOB."

>>277952904
>

>>277956238
Should have had him sit down and play.

>>277956348
>>277956395
>>277956448
>LOL HE SAID NIGGER! SO FUCKING FUNNY CAUSE WE'RE ALL RACISTS ON 4CHAN!!! LOL NIGGER!!! I HATE BLACK PPL!!

Shut the fuck up you edgy faggots. You make me sick with your 12 year old humor.

>>277949257
thank god my family is accepting of me playing video games. Sister plays smash with me ocassionaly. I even introduced my dad to some 3DS puzzle that games he plays all the time.

>Meow meow
>mfw my only living family member is a cat.

>>277956073
Because everyone is different. Talk to her about it.

>>277953869
She probably browses /x/

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>>277951195
>>277951781
Honestly, I don't think they're doing it to put you down. Maybe they actually want to be closer to you.

>>277956458
Everyone that was always living on his house and draining him from his money vanishes, and now we have to care for him. I don't know how my mother does it, but I know I wouldn't be able to put up with this bullshit after all these years.

>>277950960
>What the fuck else do you want?

It's probably because they expect you to have a child. I'm not following that route either.

>>277956620
Racism from old people is funny anon, this has been tried and tested

>fapping to anime girls
>hear mom walking to my room
>quickly close the browser, zip up pants
>mom opens door to ask me a question
>she sees me just staring at desktop
>get paranoid that she might know

>>277956420
>24k a year
Poverty.

>>277956224
>>277956521
I live in a thirdworld shithole, I'm in like the top 5%.

>>277956620
the joke is that it was his grandpa saying it, holy shit how are you such a cunt?

im glad i most likely will never know you

>people get mad at sports on television
>they arent even participating in the sport, they are just watching it
>this is acceptable

>people get mad at video games
>they are participating in the game, and therefore invested in its outcome
>this is not acceptable

>>277956418
At least you didn't get caught watching anime at work. Now everyone makes fun of me and is certain I'm gay.

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>>277956620
Did we trigger you?

>>277956620
You tell those shitlords.

>>277956723
>Leave computer unblocked to go take a piss
>Someone gonna know, they're gonna see my browser history, they're going to see all my wierd fetishes

>>277956715
>>277956763
>>277956806
>>277956813
ITT: neo /v/

>>277956620
>he doesnt like racist grandpas

get out

>>277956857
its still not working, i dont even know what youre trying.

>>277956857
Dude a racist old person is almost as funny as a drunk midget

Calm your tits

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>>277956620
>How could those terrible youths laugh at things I deem unacceptable! I have to tell them how hurt my feelings are by that.
inb4 i was just pretending to be retarded

>>277956763
>im glad i most likely will never know you

yeah cause I'll beat the fuck out of you if you ever crossed my path, bitch

>>277956715
Fuck off with your bullshit

>>277955881
you have a point, but you were a dick anon

>>277956857
You're not even trying

>>277956772
I've dealt with bullshit like this before.
>Anon why are you watching people play video games?
>Well why you watch people playing footbal
>It's not the same!

Yes it is, you fucking faggot.

>>277956857
You should calm down, anon. Being this angry is bad for your health.

>>277956845
>having cookies/history enabled

>tfw your mom does none of this stuff to you because she knows you are a lost cause

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>>277956620

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>>277956238

Maximum kek/10

>>277957000
thats not me you stupid fuck.

>>277956723
That is why you leave up some random site you can go back to in a hurry.

>>277955861
Everything is reasonable except for the last one. If you live with them Scott free then stop being an entitled cunt

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>>277955790
YOU THINK THAT'S BAD?

>cum on a shitload of napkins
>put the cumball in my wardrobe because I was too fucking tired to flush it
>next morning I wake up, have breakfast
>remember the cumball
>it's not there anymore
>my mother puts a towel, looks and me and says "for when you... you know..."
>I just nod

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>>277956948
>>277956857

>>277956857
>he never had a racist grandfather
It's fine to be bitter about it, but there are more constructive ways to vent.

>>277956927
I wasn't the first poster. I'm pointing out that you're all newfags for falling for his bait.

>>277957054
sshh baby sshh

>>277949257
>TFW adult and my parents don't comment on what I do at my house.

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>>277955084
>I have a form of autism
>Went to a special school through childhood so now I seem perfectly normal
>Still get extremely nervous when talking to authority figures, especially professors
>Starts to hurt my grades
>"Anon if you need help with your work then just talk to them!"

Post more niggers if you aren't banned yet

>>277956927
Don't try to understand it, people were getting butthurt when i referred to a Lee as an 'educated negro' in a walking dead thread, faggots the lot of em.

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>>277955930
You disgusting motherfucker. A good parent would've beat your ass then shoved the ruined towel in your mouth.

>>277957070
>fapping to anime girls
>hear mom walking to room
>quickly switch to wikipedia article
>mom thinks I masturbate to the large hadron collider now

>>277957103
I wish my mom was that considerate. She just got drunk all day and wound up sleeping in the attic somehow.

>>277956620
Okay, we get it, pal. Relax now. We're all friends here.