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>If it makes you angry, why are you playing it?

>Decided to leave the dungeon, eh Anon?

>Oh, look who decided to join us!

>Anon, you're alive!
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>Hey anon, why do you never talk to us about your girlfriend? You have one, right?
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>Hey anon, why do you always talk about a waifu for? Did you meet a nice lady finally?
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>You retreating up to your cave again, Anon?
>Yup, see you tomorrow!
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>>277949257
>If it makes you angry, why are you playing it?
>It's supposed to be fun anon.
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>>277949897
>family reunion
>So, when you're going to bring a girl?
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>Why aren't you out with friends? Do you even have any?
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>in the middle of intense online game
>can't you just pause it?
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>>277950389
I had this argument with my mom, once.
>Why you spend all day playing video games?
>Why you spend all day reading books, mom?
>It's not the same!
>Why?
Of couse she can't find a reason.
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>>277950489
I explained this to them several times because they can't grasp the fucking concept.
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>>277950302
>because I don't want her to see how fucking annoying my asshole family is :)
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>>277950389
>I have friends, mom. I'm playing with them on the NET, in an MMORPG, while we speak on TS3.
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>tfw your mother gives you the number of some young man she works with, because she thought you were gay
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>>277950836
Well, atleast you now know she's okay with you being gay
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>Why aren't you more like your brother/father/friend/uncle
Jesus fuck, I have a PhD in computer science, pay my bills, work and have my own place. What the fuck else do you want?
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>You should have a stop signal
>Instead of playing toys you should think about what's importaint.
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>>277950836
>tfw entire family thinks I'm gay and always subtly hints at it
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>parents do this
>the only reason I avoid them is BECAUSE they do this

If they'd just knock that shit off I'd probably eat with them more, why the fuck do they feel the need to do it in front of our guest?
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>>277951038
And are you?
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>Goodnight anon. It was great talking with you today!

When will they realize that trying guilt trips is useless?
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>>277951097
No, but I feel like telling them I am would honestly ease matters at this point.
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>>277949257
>If it makes you angry, why are you playing it?
>getting angry at videogames
>getting angry ever

What are you, 15? Calm the fuck down.
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>>277950389
>brought friends over one time
>mom says "woah I didn't expect you to have any friends" right in front of all of them
>they all laugh at me
>we go and play video games
>the next day my mom says "oh so they were just a bunch of losers, why can't you have real friends?"
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If you can't bring yourself to leave your fucking room for a family event then you're the problem.
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>>277951038
>>277950836
I lied I was gay, because admitting I can't find a girlfriend is much more mebarassing
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>Actually live in the basement
>It's dark and warm and just makes me tired all the time
>Decide to sit up in the family room on my laptop for a change of scenery
>Family continually asks why I'm not hanging out in the dungeon

I need to move out.
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>hey anon, why are you an antifeminist?
>is it because you never had a girl?

No, mom. That's not it.
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>>277949257
>family never comments on what you do
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>Anon you see this, this is sunlight ooooooohhhhhh
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>>277951550
>Telling your mom you're an antifeminist
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>Online games are dangerous
wut. Thanks mom
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>>277949257
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>family always raves about siblings' achievements
>acts like I don't even exist
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>>277951195
why are parents so unfucking original, my parents say this shit too
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>How's the clicking going on, computer boy?

I'm pretty sure my dad had ADD, because he would never sit still long enough for me to explain to him what I was doing at the time.
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>tfw your dad hired a prostitute who went to the same uni as you, and lied that she was interested in you

She admitted it not much after I finished and she was dressing up to leave. Also said I was such a nice guy and that I'll probably find somebody who likes me if I try hard enough
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Oh, you've decided to grace us with your presence ?
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>>277951740
Who the fuck doesn't take a shower daily?
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>"Games are a such a stupid waste of time"
>father spends all day on the television

He'd like the telltale games, that are basically like watching television.
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>If it makes you angry, why are you playing it?
But really though, why?

I've had friends who play the same games daily and all they do is rage. Constantly messaging me on steam or yelling on vent about how fucking dumb the game is, but every single day they play it again.

Why fucking do the same thing over and over if all you do is bitch and moan about it?
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>Dad's friends start talking about their childrens' achievements
>Dad's turn
>He starts talking shit about me
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>>277950960

>Straight As all the way growing up in school
>Doing well in uni now
>Got an internship as a government economist
>The second I pick up a controller or my 3DS parents get on my back

Fuck I have my life together just let me chill
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>>277951761
Because they know you use SAM, you cheating shitter
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>you shootin the world again, son?

I mean I get what it means, but it doesn't make sense.
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>>277951332
>Sitting around listening to half-baked political debate and commentary on the same food we eat every year is interesting and important
They're just people that happen to have genes vaguely similar to yours that you're poo-pooed into dealing with three or four times annually. Why does it matter what they think at all? The older generation are a bunch of misguided ex-stoner twats.
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>>277951996
Depression can cause someone to just say, "Fuck it" to hygiene.
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>there are people here that still talk to their family
>THERE ARE PEOPLE HERE WHO INTERACT WITH THEIR FAMILY AT ALL
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>>277951996
taking a shower daily is bad for you skin and hair

give it a day before taking another one or you'll have bad skin when you get old
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>>277951996
Why bother if you won't meet anyone?
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>>277952103
>family is unable to identify clinical depression
>think their son is just lazy
Fuck these people.
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>>277952103
Bad hygiene can cause depression
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"Sitting in front of the computer all day won't get you anywhere!"
One hour later
"Hey, anon, can you fix my computer for me? You know this stuff."
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>>277952176
In my defense they're the only people I interact with these days.
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>>277952057
>Wake up 7am to work, get home at 7pm
>People on my back because I play vidya
Well fuck off, I worked all day.
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>>277949257
>>Decided to leave the dungeon, eh Anon?
HOLY FUCK CAN'T I STAY IN MY BEDROOM WITHOUT BEING JUDGED SHIT FUCK
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>>277952101
You would be living on the street if it wasn't for them.
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>>277951996
I don't. I somehow manage to stay attractive to fat latino metalheads though, I don't really know why.

Pretty easy to imagine they're Sandy Cheeks though!
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>>277952101
>half-baked political debate
The worst thing is that usually none of them know anything.
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>>277952241
>play vidya all day and browse 4chan

>Anon you are always sitting in front of the computer, why don't you get a programmer job?
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>>277952101
American families are the worst. Get a good Spanish or Italian family, ffs anon.
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>>277952241
>don't know shit about fixing computers other than to google the problem and see what other people did
>hailed as the undisputed master of technology
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>>277950616
Books are intellectual you fucking loser.
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>Studies have shown.....
>Which studies?
>Uuuhhhhhh
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>Are ya winnin son?
Tfw dad actually cared when he said that. RIP
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>>277951949
Every girl says that though.
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>>277950960
What the fuck do you think?
It's got nothing to do with having a job, an education or whatever.
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>>277952376
>Be a programmer
>Hey anon, my computer is broken can you fix it?
No I fucking can't. Even if I would look into it, you can't afford my wages.
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>>277952310
My extended family has never, ever donated any money to my parents for anything remotely involving me. Not even a NEET, just don't really appreciate their right-wing values, bad food and repetitive comments.
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>>277951287
your mom wants to fuck a young guy
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>>277951949
That's...pretty nice, actually. Got a glimmer of hope. Was it good sex?
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>Anon, you remind me of [insert TBBT character here]

You can call me short, skinny, whatever. But this is an insult to me as a person
I
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>get constantly ragged upon for playing videogames
>full time college student with 3.91 GPA
>managed to get a basically free ride through college via scholarships
>very promising future for law school
>parents still say I have a sad existence due to playing videogames in what little spare time I have

I don't get it. I'm lean, I exercise, I do great in school, and I have a promising future. Where did I go wrong?
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>>277952359
I had some guy give a huge rant against turks, like he genuinely got angry, frotting mouth, spewing racial slurs left and right. he was genuinely angry

Not because they are immigrants, stealing jobs, or being criminals. No, get this, because he doesn't like gyros
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>Hey anon, can I play too?
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>>277952446
You are clearly a moron for not asking him what books his mother happens to read. 50 shades of ghey is not even close to intellectual.
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>Mother says I'm too hard on myself
>I'm about to dip below a 3.0 gpa and spend all my time dicking around on the computer

The only difference between me and other slackers is that I can admit it, and that my dumbass siblings make me look better for having the incredible skill to only passively fuck up, rather than actively.
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>>277952292

Fucking this.

I'm up at 4:30am every goddamn day, and if I want to be functional I have to asleep by 10pm. Doing 10 hour shifts leaves me about 4 hours of free time, 2 of which you demand that I put up with your bullshit too.

I need to find an affordable apartment. Fucking jewish rental places are making it hard though.
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>>277952376
Exactly what happened to me
>"Why don't you get a programmer job?"
>"Because I can't program for shit"\
>"But programming is easy! There's this kid somewhere who made an iOS app ate age 14"
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>>277952446
>intellectual

No one likes someone that clings to "intellectual" content.
Just saying.
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>>277952430
>Hey anon, you're good with computers, can you set up the Home Theatre?
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>>277952054
>mfw only my brother and I go to university, none of our relatives do
>only thing dad can do to shittalk me is to call me lazy because right now I only have uni on 2 days
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>>277951996
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>>277952615
>I

You what Anon? Tell me!
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>>277951680
>being an antifeminist
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>>277952504
Yeah, that was the implication.

>>277952585
College whores are good at their job at least, so yeah. I was depressed for weeks after that though
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>>277952538
>Assemble desktop computers for friends and family
>Hey anon, my computer is broken and I heard you fix them
>It's a laptop
>The screen is busted/the battery died
>They keep asking if I can fix it and I keep telling them no unless they buy the new parts
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Threads like these remind me that i was better off in the foster homes
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>>277952771
>being
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>Anon, you feeling better yet?

No, I'm not. Bipolar Disorder isn't something that magically goes away.
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>Hey look, it's the stranger!
My grandmother said this a few years ago and I won't forget it. Made me feel awkward as fuck but I didn't really act strange, but it really caught me off guard.
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>>277952621
>Promising future
>Law school
you forgot to add :^) after your post
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>playing MGR
>dad walks in
>"Is that Call Of Duty, anon"

I didn't expect him to know, but it still didn't feel good
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>>277952621
You didn't
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>>277949257
>>If it makes you angry, why are you playing it?
They're completely right about this. Quit gettin' mad at video games.

You're supposed to learn this when you turn 15. Any adult who gets genuinely angry at video games comes across as a total autist.
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>>277952430
>"Hey anon, you know how to fix computers right?"
>"Well, I know a thing or two about Windows"
>"Great, can you fix my pc for me?"
>It's a Mac
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>>277952430
>anyone I know gets a virus
>Ask me for help
>Run Malwarebytes
>fixes the problem
>"WOW ANON YOU SHOULD GO TO SCHOOL FOR COMPUTERS YOU'RE REALLY GOOD"
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>Anon you are wasting your life here
>Only member of our extended family to have ever had a shot at going to Oxbridge


I probably could have made it but I was a monstrous faggot for GCSEs and fucked them, then fucked a maths exam which I thought would be so easy I didnt even study at all for it
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>>277952836
>mfw my mom told me "I regret adopting you" one day we got in a fight just to piss me off
>went on a search to find my real parents
>two months later she finally tells me she was lying
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>>277952836
>sister's computer is dead
>probably some hardware bs, have no idea what to do
>Admit I don't know what to do
>"But if it was YOUR computer you'd totally fix it"
>get yelled at for hours

Or better yet
>Anon if you do X I'll get you a chocolate/bag of chips
>do it
>I never get it
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>>277952656
What is this thing from, and where is the porn?
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>>277953030
>friend asks me if I can fix her PC
>sure, what OS do you use
>no
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>>277952935
>haven't seen my grandmother in 10 years
>she live 20 minutes away
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>>277950769
Anon how does "because" follow "when"?
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>Fine. Dick around on your computer for the rest of your life. I don't care. I'm done.
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>sister begs me for a wii u
>her grades are great, plus she graduated middle school
>get her a wii u mk8 bundle so we can play sometimes online
>parents call afterwards and say im ruining her life like i ruined mine

High school teacher here. Guess they will never stop
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>>277952615
>'HAHAHA ISNT HE JUST LIKE SHELDON?'

god i fucking hate that show, im not even some unfunny gay autist, so i dont know how theyre drawing comparisons
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>>277953141
>tfw your mother is too honest, humble and insecure
>there is zero chance your father is not your real dad
>I'll grow up to be just like him
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>>277953161
>"But if it was YOUR computer you'd totally fix it
Yes of course, because I'm a can fucking fix my mistakes.
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>>277953030
>doesn't know anything about Unix
>claims to be knowledgeable about computers
Epic, anon. Simply epic.
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>>277952930
>Diagnosed with Clinical Depression
>Dad tells me I need to "just cheer up"
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>>277953030
>macs can't run windows
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>>277952545
Anon, those right wing values are what made America strong. Women's liberation, extending SS for the elderly and offshoring manufacturing are the source of our global power.
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>>277953030

Take notes, anons: THIS is a legitimate frustration.
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>>277952559
I want to fuck his mom.
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>>277953264
>making 200 bucks gift
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>>277952615
>tfw I'm the jew but with slightly better hair
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>>277953283
You are

Bazinga :D
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>tfw my father who gave up computers 10 years ago has started playing videogames

It's cute watching my mom and dad play Guild Wars 1 together. They also play DA:I and my dad is nagging me to get him farcry 4.

I've got my education and are working full time. The only reason i am staying at home still is because it's hell a lot cheaper than renting. But i am planning on taking a loan and buy an apartment for myself.

My parents are pretty chill. At worst they may ask me how my day was and leave it at that. Thank the gods i have a big sister who is in a relationship and will take care of the family tree stuff so i can just chill out and stay single.

>ignoring family at all

Keeping your distance is one thing. In the end of it all, you'll see that your family is the only ones who will truly stick up for who you are. They will be annoying and ask you of things, but it's simply because they are worried about you in their own way.
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>>277953168
It's Mina the Pig.
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>>277950616
>why do you waste so much time playing video games anon
>why are you on your third consecutive hour of the food network

And that was how my mom came to play and love animal crossing gcn
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>>277953351
>diagnsoed with depression
>"Is there anything I can do to help"
>"No, sorry, Mom"
>she goes to her room and cries on how she ruined her son's happiness
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>>277952559
This. Make her happy anon a bring home a big guy
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>tanking the drunken coil of bahamut turn 5
>mom walks in
>we're leaving right now
What?
>yes right now we're going I told you this mornig!
You did? I don't remember that?
>Well you should you were in your bed asleep when I told you
...
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>>277953394
I'm fine with women's liberation. Fully support it. I'm not okay with LGBTphobic and racist conversations at Christmas dinner, though.
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>Have you tried a homeopathic remedy?

>I had a really satisfying Qigong session the other day.

>No wonder you're always so tense. Your chakras are out of balance because your bed isn't aligned according to feng shui.

>MEDICAL INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX!
I have the worst sister in the world.
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>>277953681
>Diagnosed with NOTHING
>YOU ARE CLEARLY DEVELOPING A DEPRESSION
Jesus fuck, maybe I'm just going through some shitty times, I'm not fucking giving up life.
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>>277953740
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>>277953141
That's well out of order.
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>>277953869
My uncle is like that, he found a woman who's also like that and now they have a son they're raising the same way.

I recently got told our house has a positive atmosphere though. Don't know why but I guess that's good?
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>>277953161
Even better yet
>Anon if you do X I'll let you cum inside me.
YES, PLEASE!
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>>277953228
>you think its finally over but the shit starts all over next week
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>>277953228
My stomach churns whenever one of my parents says they're done, even though it never really means anything.
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My mom doesn't give a shit, but my brother and his wife do. I miss when they lived out of the state.
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>>277951195
Why don't you actually speak to and appreciate your parents you fucker
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>>277953264
>Not fucking your sister.
You know that's what they meant, right?
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>>277953792
>bring home an asian girl
>for years have to hear this bullshit from my dad like "Oh, I knew eating too much rice would ruin you" or "I know we originated from mongolians thousands of years ago, doesn't mean you have to regress" or "Can she even speak the language?"
>usually when she was right there
>realizes he was a douchebag
>to make up he invites us to a Chinese restaurant to make her feel home
>she is Korean
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>tfw you family just stops asking
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>>277954180
Maybe they're assholes.
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>>277954136

They live with you? Ignore them, breh
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>>277951996
I take 2-3 showers a day to help clear my mind and especially from working all the fucking time.
My mom always says "Again?!" when I take the second one.
It's like mom what the fuck ive been doing this for years quit your gay ass fucking joke
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>>277954247
Silly dad.
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>have an italian family
>visit them for christmas
>temperature always has to be above 80 degrees
>meals are a four hour ordeal
>they never shut up
>kids are ADD riddled psychopaths
>adults are crazy alcoholics
>I and my aunt must cook, clean, and wait on everyone
>I receive a polo shirt with the italian flag plastered on the back for my trouble

What the fuck is wrong with my family
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>>277951761
>parents always gave my older brother encouragement and rewards for doing mediocre
>I always did well and got nothing from them
>He dropped out after high school and has worked in the same farm shop stacking shelfs for 7 years
>They buy him a house on his 25th birthday
>I wasnt able to get my PHD as my parents told me I should have saved money from my job
Im moving to Europe in 2 weeks and I dont plan on ever seeing them again
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>>277954247
He is a good man
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>>277954042
I'll bet your mum make you that offer a lot :^)
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>Getting increasingly upset at videogames
>Playing Far Cry 3 on Master
>Keep dying in 2 hits while Agent Willis is fixing the plane
>Flip my shit, switch it to very easy and slaughter all the pirates while autistically screaming DIE NIGGER DIE NIGGER DIE NIGGER repeatedly
>Mother comes in asking why I'm so angry
>Explain because I keep failing and my body keeps twitching the more adrenaline I have, making me lose harder
>Why do you play games on hardest then
>Because that's the only way to get me to feel anything anymore
>Mum gives me a hug
>I get a boner
>She notices
>Let mommy make you feel better
>Willis is screaming shit about chewing gum and ricepickers while I'm sucking on mum's knockers
>ARE YOU SURE THIS WINGSUIT'S GONNA WORK as I yank off her panties and slam her on the bed
>I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE SERVING MY COUNTRY as I ravage my mother's fuzzy minge
>Bust a nut all over her face
>mfw I got a trophy
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>Do you want to see a therapist anon? Me and your father worry so much about you. Worry if you're going to do something.

>Have been asked more than an amount of times I can count on one hand

Sometimes I feel like it might be a rational course of action because everyones waiting for it to happen
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>>277954247
is she pretty?
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>>277954247
Jesus christ...
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>>277953869
That's because you're not slippin' her the you-know-what. They always get cranky when in heat.
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>"Anon you're clearly depressed. We'd like you to see a doctor."
"Nah I'm good, I'm pretty happy."
>"You spend alot of your free time playing those games."
"Yeah?"
>"Your Aunt Mel's Life-Co-ordinator says that they're supressing your potential, we'd like you to stop."
"Uhhhhh."
I have a job and a fiance, I thought I did it, but apparently my "chakras aren't attuned."
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>Are you gay?
>Seriously, are you gay?
>It wouldn't be a problem if you were, you know?
>So... are you?
>Are you?
>Are you?
>Are you?
>Are you?
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>have low income
>if I want to move out, I'll have to stop going to the gym

What a pickle
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>>277954493
What country?
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>>277954484
Things like this make me grateful that my family tries their best to ignore their Polish heritage.
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>>277954247
If it were me I'd have chosen a Japanese restaurant for the banter. I can only assume he's literally ignorant.
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>mom always asked about friends
>always half-ass answer and just say two people I barely know
>well don't you invite them, I want to know who they are and where they live
>haven't had anyone at the house in years by that time

When I said I didn't actually know anyone we both got pissed off at eachother and it ended up with her saying nothing I do is what a normal person would do at all, like I'm a bad person.
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>>277954656
That's what my Christmas was like, by the way.
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>>277954484
>have an italian family
found your problem
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>>277951072
You could move out
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>be mom or dad
>worried about son
>obviously depressed but dont want to shame him
>whenever see him always make a point to acknowledge him in a humorous way
>apparently this is worst thing ever

You guys would be bitching about your 'rents not giving a shit if they didnt say those things anon.

Look at how many here fucking despise their parents because they are gone from their lives fully, dont shit on them because they care.
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>>277954493
It's the exact same situation for me

Except I'm the spoiled brother, and my sister is you
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>>277954573

Okay then
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>>277951949
>So anon, how are your cyber friends today?
>'They're my friends from school, I just talk to them online aswell'
>He still says this, atleast once a week
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>>277954768
He is a well educated man

He simply thinks he is hilarious when he's a dick to others
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>tfw watching your old friend spiral out of control as he winds up living at his parents' again

Why him, of all people? If anything, I was the one who had the shittier childhood and less stable development.
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>Take a nap during one of my days off work.
>"That computer is what's making you sleep all day, Anon. You shouldn't be on it so much."
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>Playing vidya
>Pretty intense match of SF
>Mom kicks the fucking power cord
>Break my controller with rage
>"Look at you, you're out of control!"
Oh fuck off.
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>>277953351
>Diagnosed with severe anxiety
>Grandma: "You just need to stop being so shy, anon!"
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>Mother
>Why can't you be a normal boy and stop dressing in women's clothing?
>Are you taking those pills again? You're already feminine enough! Do you want to be homeless?!
>I know this is all my fault, I didn't raise you right or something

>Father
>Touched my tits on Christmas
>Doesn't talk to me
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>tfw no family anymore
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>>277954658
That's not really a pickle just stop going to the gym. Do some calisthenics and running so you don't get really out of shape and save up for either a gym membership or buy some weights or equipment for home
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>>277954648
>Job and fiance.
>Not a loser.
Pick one.
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>>277954989
>implying that shit isnt hilarious

i mean he couldnt just invite you guys for a dinner for no reason
he had to set that shit up all the way, making snarky remarks. that gave him a plausible reason to take you out for an "apology" dinner.

your dad is a master ruseman working the long con
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>>277949257
>>Decided to leave the dungeon, eh Anon?
>>Oh, look who decided to join us!
>>Anon, you're alive!
The absolute worst
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>>277955105
Your father sounds like fun.
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Tfw ur mom pesters you about wanting grandchildren

>only 22 years old

fuck that shit. Who would ever want a kid
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My parents have never given me shit for playing videogames. They don't really see the appeal, but they understand its the same as watching TV. I think they were a little worried about me in high school because that was all I did. But now they seem to see me as a well adjusted individual. But I also am now lucky if I get two hours of video game time in a day.
Having friends and other hobbies really sucks your time away.
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>>277955105
post nudes
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>parents never bothered me much about vidya
>family all computer competent so I don't need to fix their shit except for my dad but he doesn't even bother with computers so whatever
>live alone in my own house with noone to pester me

Feels okay man
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>>277955132
How young were you when you lost them all? It was just me and my sister at 19.
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>>277952621

you grew up with video games and your parents didn't. It's going to be the same when your kid is constantly on their smartwatch fucking around on twitter.
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>>277954484
>be WASP
>feels good man
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>>277954823

There's caring and then there's being an asinine prick, though
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>Be 21
>my parents just want me to go to college or have a job
>don't do annoying shit like in this thread
>spend all day on the Internet while they pay for me to continue this way.
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>>277955105
Sorry about your dad.
How do the tits feel, though?
I feel like I'm too old to go through with it and I really want all the nerve endings in a clitoris but I know I'm not going to have that.
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>>277955231
I've had that since 19 nigger.
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>>277952615
>mom used to watch this show
>be a physics student
>always explaining how shit works when NASA or something science-related is in the news because parents are curious
>mom has never compared me to Sheldon

I used to think one of these days she will, but it has never came. I got a good mom.
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>>277955231
>mentions grandchildren
>tell her I got a vasectomy
>she starts crying

Works every time
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>>277954780
>Normal = being a good person.
Yeah. It's 2015 and people still believe it's good to do the same as everyone has done forever? Fucking losers.
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>People always complain that since they have gf/wife and children they don't have time or cash
>Call me a loser for having time to play vidya and cash
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>>277955231
My sisters and me had the same problem. One of them ended up having a child and now the rest of us live in peace.
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>"So how's your job going?"
>Tell parents about how our studio just got it's first contract for a licensed product. We're going to use the cash from completing this to futher fund our own games. Everything is going pretty well.
>"You still play video games? Haven't you got a REAL job yet?"
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>>277955425
Well, Sheldon gets laid
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>TFW your whole family plays or has played video games and you never have to hear any of this depressing shit
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>>277950302
FUCK OFF GRANDMA
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>>277955231
>>277955423

>having degenerate parents that want you to have kids before the nest is made
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>>277955527

Pretty glad I have a sister to take care of that crap
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>>277951996
Me if I'm not going outside.
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>>277954493
I honestly don't blame you man.
Best of luck in moving out.
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>mom diagnosed with throat cancer at the beginning of 2014
>it's gotten so bad she doesn't speak because of the pain
>I haven't heard my mom talk in months

Man I wish I was making this shit up.

I don't want to lose my mom.
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>Me and my dad used to play WoW a lot together after my parents get divorced
>Always talk about it with him when I see him
>Tells me to stop talking about WoW so much
>At the time was very depressed and hearing how he basically didn't care made me a shut in, never talked about things I like with people after that
>Does a whole lot of other shit that would take a long time to talk about
>After cutting off the child support a few months early he tries to reconnect with me and make things better
>Go to his house and see all the nice things he has compared to me, my mom, and my brother
>My brother and what seems like everyone else (Even my mom who hates him) tries to get me to forgive him
>"If you and him can be buddies and you can forgive him you can finally feel better!"
>Just want nothing to do with the man and would rather him just stay out of my life so I can live contently
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>>277955575
That hurt, anon.
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>>277955550
>own a little company making pay2win games
>outsource programming and art to chinks who do it dirt cheap
>have a decent living, about 2k USD a month, which is like triple the local average
>"You still doing the videogames, son? Why don't you get a REAL job?"

Once you get sick and old, suddenly you'll need me, dad, huh? Me and my money?
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>>277949257
Anon! Your fucking cum turned crusty on the towels!!
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>the idea of my mother dying is terrifying
>mfw I don't see myself being able to survive without her
I'm 25
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>anon stop fucking my ass and let me make some grilled cheese
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>Why don't you like talking anon?
>You have friends at uni, right?
>Maybe we should go to see a therapist.
>You already lived your childhood anon, it's stop to stop playing video games.
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>xmas, have job
>uncle that is always nosy lost his 6 months ago
>during dinner i flip the tables
>"have you found a job yet" said as blunt as possible
>"well its hard.."
>"have you found a job yet, you have kids to support"
>visibly annoyed
>Pull out the ace in the hole
>"fuck..i play videogames and even I have a job, what must your kids think"
>he loses it

I bought his kids real nice presents to, apparently what i said is "out of order" but if the tables were turned i dont see the difference?
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>>277955284
I'm jealous as fuck. If you're not fucking her then you really are a loser, passing up on that chance.
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>>277955790
>not the kitchen table

terrible, do a lap
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Jesus, why do you guys hate your family so much? My family and extended family are awesome. I have never had a problem with them. Hell, my parents are proud of everything I do.
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>>277955790

>years of doing this
>mom never complained
>orange splotches on every single towel in the house

What does that? Bleach?
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>>277955432
That's a terrible thing to do though
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>family gives me a hard time when I do participate in family activities
>wonders why i dont like participating in family activities
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>go to see doc
>he asks me if I have any friend
Fuck you nerd, just give me the pills.
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>>277955790
>take a whiff
That's grandpa's.
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>>277955837
I want some brown sugar
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>>277950489
>>277950716
so happy my parents play MMOs and I've never had to deal with this
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>>277955861
>>Maybe we should go to see a therapist.
maybe we should
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>>277955550

>Parents would prefer you to work at Dunder Mifflin or some shit rather than be a programmer

My bro had to hound our parents to let him study computer science because they thought it wasn't a real subject
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>tfw sister always comes into my room and complains about the smell
Just don't come into my fucking room then, you fucking cow.
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>I had these problems when I was fucking 12
Grow a pair you pussies. I'm 18 and just jack off/play video games all fucking day, but because I prove my manhood my family doesn't fuck with me about it. You're a bunch of fucking losers.
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>>277955837
GOD DAMN!!!
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>>277955790
>Mfw my mom found my crusty cumrag
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>>277951996
Americans.
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>>277954417
>2-3 showers a day
I hope you contribute to the water bill.
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>>277954484
>I and my aunt must cook, clean, and wait on everyone
and you are complaining? better that socializing and shit
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>>277949257
>mom & dad both supportive and great to me
>sister is the only one who gives me problems
>told me nobody will ever love me
>says she was doing a lot more than i was at my age

shes older than me by seven years and we're both living at home, why does she think shes this bigshot compared to me
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>>277955830
>lost my mother to cancer when I was 18
>everything has been pretty much shit since then
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>>277951996
At this point I have no reason to do that.
>Wake up
>Sit in front of PC
>Eat in front of PC
>Why bother brushing my teeth
>Keep playing
>Go back to bed so I can be ready for another exciting 12-hour-long gaming experience tomorrow
At least I can play some guitar or bass so it doesn't get that monotonous.
It's still better than playing on consoles
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>Grandpa takes me to the movies
>So, meet any girlfriends, yet?
>N-no
>That a boy, play around with them a bit, but not getting to serious.
My poor grandpa is so oblivious it hurts.
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>>277956057
Who was crazy enough to make jeans for horses?
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>It lives!

>Welcome to the land of the living!
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>>277954573

>Getting mad at single player games

Really?
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>>277956005
Therapists don't actually do anything. It's a scam.
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>stop chatting with your internet pals, they're not real
/v/ confirmed for not real, thanks dad.
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>>277955781
>2k a month

Anon, that's 24,000 a year. That's not much.
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>>277956057
It's too bad that I think most black girls are butterfaces

Those bodies though
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>playing Vice City
>grandpa drops by
>"oh what's that, Crookedlegs: The Game?"

>playing San Andreas a year later
>grandpa drops by
>"oh look, it's Crookedlegs again, and this time he's a nigger!"
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>>277954493
>Mother always got jack shit from her parents
>Her Older sister always got everything, went to a private college while my mother went to a public college
>Grandma family always being a drain on my grandparents income, and they won't fucking help us
>She dies
>Her family vanishes
>Grandpa is senile and have alzheimer
>Older aunt always making excuses not to help
>I have to put up with this bullshit
Jesus fuck.
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>"Do you remember when your Grandfather died?"

>"Well, yeah, a little bit, I was pretty young at the time."

>"I remember you were just crying at the funeral, saying "I don't know why I'm crying like this, I just am."

>"Oh, uh, I... wow. I didn't remember that."

Holy SHIT, Grandma, we were having a great dinner and then you bring in a bombshell like that? I had no goddamn idea what to say.
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>>277956103

he knows, he just isnt trying to hurt your feelings.

old feller is sharp
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>>277956238
>"oh look, it's Crookedlegs again, and this time he's a nigger!"
lost it
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>>277951996
I most often go weeks without actually taking a shower, i only clean up when I have to go out and look like a mess
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>>277955734
But anon you are making this up.
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>>277955734
stay strong homie
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>>277956238
10/10 grandpa
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>>277952693
>>277952376

>Last year of computer science degree
>"Anon, why haven't you made a program that writes books?"
>"Anon, why haven't you made a program that makes movies?"
>"Anon, why haven't you made a program that cures cancer?"
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>>277950836
>summer job
>leaving for fall semester of college
>boss makes a gay joke
>"oops, sorry, I don't mean to offend you"
>"what?"
>"oh, we've been wondering whether you're gay or not"

If this is the price of dressing nice, being polite, and grooming myself, then I'll take that compliment gracefully.
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>Finish highschool
>Searching for work
>Send mails and letters and shit
>After two months still no reply
>Older sister always on my back
>"You just don't want to work! You're lazy bum"
>Tell her I have yet to receive a reply on any of my letter/mails
>"Whatever, you probably didn't even sent them"
>Few days later I get a reply
>Another few days later I'm hired at a security company
>Receive first pay-check
>Earned +2000 euro in my first month
>My sister earns 1500 euro
>She's been working for more than a year
>Sees my paycheck
>her face when

Sometimes I feel bad for her
Sometimes
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>>277956238
Your grandpa sounds like a cool guy.
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>>277956043
Don't lie to us, it's the french. Those frogs stink like BO. Even the hottest bitches make you curl your nose as they walk by on the street.
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>>277956250

Thats real tough anon, alzheimers is nasty stuff.
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>>277956016
She wants the D, man.
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>>277955881
>"fuck..i play videogames and even I have a job, what must your kids think"

Fuck money, I want a job purely so I can pull this shit.

Literally bravo, Anon
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>>277955734
i feel ya man, you should rape her because she cant scream to get help
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>>277956198
I went though literally 15 of them until I found one who actually helped me, and wasn't an obvious moneygrubber

>miss an appointment
>Don't worry, you don't have to pay for it!
I was like wtf for an entire week
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>>277949257
>>Decided to leave the dungeon, eh Anon?

>>Oh, look who decided to join us!

>>Anon, you're alive!

Like every fucking family reunion. Thats why I hate christmas and new years eve.
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>>277955781
>2k a month
Dude you're poor as fuck.
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>>277953681
>Diagnosed with severe social anxiety
>Finally have to tell my mom about why I've been acting so weird
>She breaks down and constantly blames herself
I've never felt so helpless, but it got better when I got a new job and meds
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>>277956514
Sauce... Please.
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>>277956010
>Parents think the "Work 40 years in a factory and then retire" type jobs still exist
>Constantly pressure me to get one
>"Your father did blah blah blah for 20 years and-"
>"And his got laid off because machines do his job now?"
>"I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU CAN'T JUST GET A REAL JOB."
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>>277952904
>
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>>277956238
Should have had him sit down and play.
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>>277956348
>>277956395
>>277956448
>LOL HE SAID NIGGER! SO FUCKING FUNNY CAUSE WE'RE ALL RACISTS ON 4CHAN!!! LOL NIGGER!!! I HATE BLACK PPL!!

Shut the fuck up you edgy faggots. You make me sick with your 12 year old humor.
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>>277949257
thank god my family is accepting of me playing video games. Sister plays smash with me ocassionaly. I even introduced my dad to some 3DS puzzle that games he plays all the time.
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>Meow meow
>mfw my only living family member is a cat.
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>>277956073
Because everyone is different. Talk to her about it.
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>>277953869
She probably browses /x/
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>>277951195
>>277951781
Honestly, I don't think they're doing it to put you down. Maybe they actually want to be closer to you.
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>>277956458
Everyone that was always living on his house and draining him from his money vanishes, and now we have to care for him. I don't know how my mother does it, but I know I wouldn't be able to put up with this bullshit after all these years.
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>>277950960
>What the fuck else do you want?

It's probably because they expect you to have a child. I'm not following that route either.
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>>277956620
Racism from old people is funny anon, this has been tried and tested
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>fapping to anime girls
>hear mom walking to my room
>quickly close the browser, zip up pants
>mom opens door to ask me a question
>she sees me just staring at desktop
>get paranoid that she might know
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>>277956420
>24k a year
Poverty.
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>>277956224
>>277956521
I live in a thirdworld shithole, I'm in like the top 5%.
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>>277956620
the joke is that it was his grandpa saying it, holy shit how are you such a cunt?

im glad i most likely will never know you
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>people get mad at sports on television
>they arent even participating in the sport, they are just watching it
>this is acceptable

>people get mad at video games
>they are participating in the game, and therefore invested in its outcome
>this is not acceptable
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>>277956418
At least you didn't get caught watching anime at work. Now everyone makes fun of me and is certain I'm gay.
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>>277956620
Did we trigger you?
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>>277956620
You tell those shitlords.
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>>277956723
>Leave computer unblocked to go take a piss
>Someone gonna know, they're gonna see my browser history, they're going to see all my wierd fetishes
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>>277956715
>>277956763
>>277956806
>>277956813
ITT: neo /v/
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>>277956620
>he doesnt like racist grandpas

get out
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>>277956857
its still not working, i dont even know what youre trying.
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>>277956857
Dude a racist old person is almost as funny as a drunk midget

Calm your tits
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>>277956620
>How could those terrible youths laugh at things I deem unacceptable! I have to tell them how hurt my feelings are by that.
inb4 i was just pretending to be retarded
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>>277956763
>im glad i most likely will never know you

yeah cause I'll beat the fuck out of you if you ever crossed my path, bitch

>>277956715
Fuck off with your bullshit
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>>277955881
you have a point, but you were a dick anon
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>>277956857
You're not even trying
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>>277956772
I've dealt with bullshit like this before.
>Anon why are you watching people play video games?
>Well why you watch people playing footbal
>It's not the same!

Yes it is, you fucking faggot.
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>>277956857
You should calm down, anon. Being this angry is bad for your health.
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>>277956845
>having cookies/history enabled
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>tfw your mom does none of this stuff to you because she knows you are a lost cause
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>>277956620
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>>277956238

Maximum kek/10
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>>277957000
thats not me you stupid fuck.
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>>277956723
That is why you leave up some random site you can go back to in a hurry.
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>>277955861
Everything is reasonable except for the last one. If you live with them Scott free then stop being an entitled cunt
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>>277955790
YOU THINK THAT'S BAD?

>cum on a shitload of napkins
>put the cumball in my wardrobe because I was too fucking tired to flush it
>next morning I wake up, have breakfast
>remember the cumball
>it's not there anymore
>my mother puts a towel, looks and me and says "for when you... you know..."
>I just nod
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>>277956948
>>277956857
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>>277956857
>he never had a racist grandfather
It's fine to be bitter about it, but there are more constructive ways to vent.
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>>277956927
I wasn't the first poster. I'm pointing out that you're all newfags for falling for his bait.
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>>277957054
sshh baby sshh
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>>277949257
>TFW adult and my parents don't comment on what I do at my house.
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>>277955084
>I have a form of autism
>Went to a special school through childhood so now I seem perfectly normal
>Still get extremely nervous when talking to authority figures, especially professors
>Starts to hurt my grades
>"Anon if you need help with your work then just talk to them!"
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Post more niggers if you aren't banned yet
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>>277956927
Don't try to understand it, people were getting butthurt when i referred to a Lee as an 'educated negro' in a walking dead thread, faggots the lot of em.
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>>277955930
You disgusting motherfucker. A good parent would've beat your ass then shoved the ruined towel in your mouth.
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>>277957070
>fapping to anime girls
>hear mom walking to room
>quickly switch to wikipedia article
>mom thinks I masturbate to the large hadron collider now
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>>277957103
I wish my mom was that considerate. She just got drunk all day and wound up sleeping in the attic somehow.
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>>277956620
Okay, we get it, pal. Relax now. We're all friends here.
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>>277957150
oh im sorry we werent so clever and enlightened to look past the silky mystique facade and charade he was hiding behind

get bent
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>>277950810
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>>277957076
>two people bring you into existence
>your existence isn't actually that great
>you are indebted to them for this, rather than the other way around
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>>277955751
you sound like an annoying piece of shit

>wah my daddy doesn't want to hear about WOW anymore
jesus fuck
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>>277956761
>top 5% of a third world country
That's like being the last blotch of a turd to dry.
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>>277957257
don't get mad
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>>277953118
>download malwarebytes
>get a virus
t-thanks anon
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>>277955030
>Have Cluster Headaches
>Lay down to nap cause my head is exploding
>"Maybe if you stopped being on that PC all day your head wouldn't hurt so much"
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>>277957103

Oh fuck.

>used to occasionally throw my stuff in the wastebin when I was finished
>sometimes when I would empty it I could smell what was in there
>sometimes my mom would empty it herself and not mention a word of anything

To this day I still haven't been found out or acknowledged in that regard, and now I'm no longer living at home so that's probably avoided for good.
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>>277949257
>text message from dad
> any girlfriends yet, anon? I hope so.
>I'm a 24-year-old kissless virgin

I was depressed for the rest of the day.
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I cant wait until I'm a fucking geezer so I can spew racist shit and get away with it

>how are you doing today grandpa?
>fine, would be better if this place didnt hire negroes
>grandpa you were born in the 90s, stop pretending you're racist
>and don't get me started on the irish
>grandpa please stop
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>>277956093
I do the same thing but I just feel dirty if I don't shower in 24 hours.
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>>277956595
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>>277957350
wow now i can totally tell youre an oldfag, hoho classic oldfag remark (the no you)
hah now im mad.

boy oh boy, i remember when i came here (after 2006 of course :^))) and you? what a surprise, precisely one day before 2006, you say?

dear me i wish i was so old. practically geriatric is what i wish to be. i want the cred you have
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>studying meteorology in college
>family will ask what i'm majoring in to remind them
>tell them
>"Oh so you're going to be a weather man on TV?"
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>be cyberathlete
>go to cyber gym
>lift e-weights all day
>pumping digital gameing iron
>always get shit from my parents
>"you shouldnt be sweating that much playing video games anon"
>why is your heart rate so high
>why are you out of breath
>why are you so red
>we're calling the doctor

FUCKK! MOM its exactly the same as being a real athlete!
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>Mom slowly sneaks into room
>dopefish lives
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>>277957374
>being too fucking stupid to get the actual program instead of a virus.
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>>277949257
>Anon, stop playing games and get down stairs to tv with us
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>>277957571
>wanting to be a weatherman
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>>277957439
>24 years old
>never had a gf
>squandered any possibility of a relationship
>zero opportunities to meet girls since I graduated college

Growing up, am I right? ;_;
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>>277957571
>having a career based on a shitty lolrandom comedy
Haha, oh my balls
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>>277955578
You lucky fucker. My dad is a 1950's man and doesn't accept change at all.
>MFW he sees a black and white couple on TV and says that the black guy is white despite the rest of the time seeing him as black.
>MFW he is black or at least definitely tanned but refuses to admit it, despite coming from another continent.
>MFW he says he's reasonable but his answer to anything is yell at it till its how he wants it, even if it's ok or good as it as.

There's wanting the best, than there's being a dick. My mom is much more accepting, thank whatever god is real, but she works a night shift and sleeps all day for it. My sister is either out of our hair doing work, or being as annoying as she literally tries to be.
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>>277952836
I hate being tech support.
>Driving to a friends place in another town
>mom calls
>"I cant use my computer, every time i click on something a window pops up, i can do anything."
>"Is your mouse upside down?" (this has happened before.)
>"No, cant you come home and fix it, i want to play solitare"
>"I have no idea what it might be. I've never heard of something like that."
>"Do you think its a virus? cant you come home and fix it?"
>"i'm an hour away from home. Just wait till i get back tomorrow."
>"oh fine." and hangs up on me.
>Few minutes later i had an epiphany. It turns out an epiphany is not just a name black parents give their children.
>Call her back.
>"You're alt key is stuck."
>Family tech support status renewed.

Why do i do this to myself?
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>>277957274
This.
People generally think way too highly about life.
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>>277957467
My sides

I'm imaging you being racist to everyone equally. Beautiful.
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>>277949257
>If it makes you angry, why are you playing it

HOLY SHIT MAN I WISH THEY'D FUCK OFF WITH THIS ONE GOD DAMMIT.
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>>277957571
the only thing related to wanting to be a weatherman that i know of is this one cunt i knew who studied geology. she acted like the physics/bio/chem students were all idiots, and she was studying a "real science"

at any rate good luck, anon. i hope your dream of becoming a weatherman comes true
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>Anon come watch movies with us!
>No thanks
>C'Mooooooon!
>say yes, just to stop it being awkward
>have to sit next to my brother making out with a transsexual

Every christmas...
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ITT: Pathetic losers who still live at home.

>Tfw no family to pester me/hold me back

Sure is nice having a management job and knowing that everything in my life I earned for myself. Families are for plebs.
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>"When are you going to stop playing video games and get me some grand children? You little brother is way ahead of you!"
>Little brother has two kids, one he's not even sure is his, is way behind on his bills, has been evicted from three places in the last year, and has a bitch of a girlfriend.
>Mother doesn't understand how I don't desire that kind of life at all.
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>visit the family that I barely visit
>somehow I was stupid enough to hog their computer
>little girl (probably one of their siblings) say "Why do you use the computer a lot?"

Now I vow to get fit but never have kids.
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>>277957664

>>zero opportunities to meet girls since I graduated college

there's been tons of opportuinites, im jsut betting you pursued 0 of them,

Unless you are literally in jail that 0 opportunity thing is bs, get off of the video games and go out there anon.

you can do it!
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>the hermit finally came out of his cave!
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>Anon, you've been staring at that monitor for far too long. Come watch some TV with us to rest your eyes.
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My family never really talks to each other. We used to when I was like 11 or so. But they made me change schools because it would be "better" for me and I lost every friend I had and never made new friends ever again. Went from a straight A student to an average at best student. It got really bad. I've never really forgiven them for it, obviously they had my best interests in mind, but that doesn't mean they were right.

>depressed for years
>just sat at home playing video games all day as a result of having no friends and doing poorly in school, essentially escapism
>parents used to get angry that I was just sitting in front of the computer all day "why do you play games all day" "get off the damn computer and do something else" "these games are what's causing your grades to drop!"
>tried to kill myself at 17 but failed, no one knows I tried
>somehow manage to get into university
>depression got worse and eventually caused me to drop out of university
>went and got diagnosed with major depression, got put on a shit load of fluoxetine, went to therapy etc etc.
>currently been unemployed for 2 years and 3 months
>mom doesn't really know what to do, she doesn't understand what's going on
>whenever my dad gets home from work he comes up to my room and asks me how I'm doing, looks at whatever i'm playing and goes back downstairs to watch tv and fall asleep on the couch
>they don't yell at me any more, but now they always look at me with a concerned look in their eyes
>hear them talking late at night sometimes, asking where they went wrong and how I went from that top of the class child with plenty of friends to a 22 year old who barely leaves his room
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ITT: Teenagers
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>>277957979

Good for you bro. It's because you understand not to get stuck in a lower class level of living.
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>>277957909
Your anime avatar makes me doubt your story...
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>>277957909
>management
Congratulations, you are literally useless and do nothing for anybody.
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>>277958089
go to bed grandpa

if you dont the puerto ricans will get you
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>>277953869
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhGuXCuDb1U

Is this your sister?
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>tfw every Thanskgiving is now insanely awkward ever since I had sex with my niece, she got pregnant, and turned out I wasn't the dad
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>>277957983
Should have just made a horrible snarling noise at her.
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>>277956093
Don't kid yourself, anon.
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>>277956396
>studying computer science engineering
>"Anon why aren you hacking facebook accounts and stuff like that"
>"Because we dont get teached to do that"
>"Whats the point of studying that thing then? Boring"
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>>277957786

>be me a blonde,, fit, qt, girl
>always wear a "no i WONT fix your computer for you" shirt
>people think its unironic
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>>277957412
>>277957103

>not just sneaking into the bathroom to flush that shit dowm the toilet
>not just jizzing in the toilet or shower
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>>277957909
>management
>earning anything
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>>277957979
>work through college
>graduate debt free
>married last year of college
>wife and I get apartment
>do debt
>buy shit tone of games
>have sex whenever we want
>no little parasites to fuck up our life style
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>>277958170
care to go into detail?
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>>277958170
Kek
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>>277957895
stop making out with your brother then
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>>277957664
Same for me.
Also add that i´m a very boring person and i don´t think someone would like to waste his time with me.
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>>277953351
>Clinical Depression
just cheer up :^)
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My dad told me he's done with me. Told me I have a week to find a place to live.
But I have no money, job, or a car. How am I supposed to do that?
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I have learned to overcome social anxiety.

The secret is to stop filling in what other people might think of you. Just focus on the task (discussing shit, eating, whatever).

It's not that hard, you just need to concentrate and focus on the task, block the negative thoughts out of your mind.

I used to be a total loser like you noobs, but I learned to not give a fuck anymore. Don't care what other people think of you. If you are sensitive you are weak.

Even if you're a social outcast, if you have a "don't give a fuck" attitude, people will respect you for standing your own ground.

Stop being a sore cunt and start acting like a man.

If a relative gives you shit like
>Look who just came out of his cave!
Retaliate and tell them "so what?".
Don't let that shit get to your head, don't let that shit bother you. You know deep inside that you are superior to these dumb normies.
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>>277958363
Kill yourself and live on in the great beyond.
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>>277958289
you forgot to mention youre fat and so is she and theres no point in trying to convince me otherwise, or that youre happy.
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>>277957786
>you're alt
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>>277958232
here's your reply
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>>277957203
>Still get extremely nervous when talking to authority figures, especially professors
>Starts to hurt my grades
>"Anon if you need help with your work then just talk to them!"

Oh lordy lordy, i know this feel.
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>>277955231
Oh god
>mom constantly bugs me about not having kids
>i'm 19
>keeps bugging me about how i dont have a gf
>any time i try to be with a girl they're always boring as fuck

It hurts that i'm actually considered attractive, so the only girls interested in me are the plain boring girls. I just want a qt shy dressed down gf in pjs but those types of girls think they wouldn't be able to be with someone like me ;_;

plus being a shutin faggot with 0 friends doesnt help
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>>277958363
become a vagrant and wander throughout the land
being homeless is actually fun once you get past the being homeless part[/spoiler[
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>>277958289
>Thinking having all that makes you not a loser.
2015.
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>>277957467
You can be rightfully racist in at least few ways.
>Grandpa, tell me about your days as a server admin
>Listen to me boy, dont trust a dirty Brazilian or Russian for anything! they are backstabbing subhumans.
>GRANDPA! dont say that in front of little Pablo and Ivan!
>Back in my day we banned your like on sight! BR HUEHUEHUE! Fucking Brazilians, I tell you what!
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>>277958421
Are you fat too?
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>>277958382
here's your reply
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>Get my Imoutou a 3DS and Monster Hunter for Christmas
>Oh my god you're putting her on the wrong path! I don't want her to turn out like you did!
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>>277958232
You sound like a huge bitch if true, and a faggot if not
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>Tfw you're addicted to pity and people give it to you all the time so you have no reason to change your lifestyle
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>>277958258

Did those as well.
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>>277955734
I find it funny that her throat hurts so much that she can't scream from pain

You will
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>>277951038
>tfw all my friends think I'm gay but I'm actually bi, just shit at talking to women

The quips during our multiplayer video game time are getting pretty old.
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>>277951996
I take a bath once a week because that's the breaking point where I can smell myself and my skin gets itchy.

Shower is broke and baths take forever and once you're in one you don't want to ever get out. Plus I have to work a schedule around my Mother sleeping which is problematic when you wake up at like 8pm.
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>Don't have a girlfriend by choice, not a fan of 3D
>Family member asks me about having a girlfriend, just casually say no, not at the moment
>They act as if I freaked out by the question and started to make excuses for me not having one
>Oh well its good not to rush it, etc

What the fuck
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>>277958551
going to need photographic proof
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>>277958464
I cant type for shit. This is why i shouldnt be tech support.
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>>277958585
>being homeless is fun
How is not having shelter, or enough money to feed yourself in anyway fun?
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>>277958551
>I just want a qt shy dressed down gf in pjs but those types of girls think they wouldn't be able to be with someone like me ;_;
Just ask them out

It's doubly fine, since no matter what you do, they won't leave you since they think "I'll never meet a guy as good as him, ever"

You can probably even cheat on them or beat them, and they'll still stick around and bear your children
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>>277950960
>>277952057
>Implying you got that drive an motivation on your own

Your parents nagging you is probably the REASON your life is in order, Anon. Also, they want you to have kids.
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>>277958608
nah, skeltal
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>parents think I'm autistic
I think I'd have preferred the gay assumption, actually.
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>>277956881
>tfw racist grandpa fell down some stairs and died because he was trying to carry a wheelbarrow down the stairs
I don't know why he did it, but dammit grandpa, that wasn't your smartest decision.
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>>277956513
>Have a tendency to be forgetful
>accidentally miss an appointment
>therapist calls me up
>tell him I'm sorry and completely forgot
>"anon I think you didn't forget, I believe it's something different"
>next day tell him I no longer require his services

I don't lie to my therapists, fucker should have believed me
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>>277952836
>friends buy Monster Hunter Frontier G
>straight out of fucking japan
>for their ps3
>they proceed to call me up and ask me to help them because they can't play it
>tell them they need a jap psn account, that is has a subscription, and that their ps3 is not jap locale and can't really play japanese games
>no reply
>days later they say that they'll let me play it first if I help them set it up
>tell them if it was on PC i could do something but I don't know jack shit about that ps3 noise
>this fucking continues

I need some friends that aren't baked 24/7. Like fuck, I have to save these nigga's asses constantly
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>>277958658
did they call you a faggit?
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>when did you get so handsome?
>wow, your dick is huge
>free money for everyone!!
>does she know about your mistress??
>I agree, the PS4 is So much better than any of the other conSoleS. So next gen
>good job on that Zelda
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>>277958487
here's your reply
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>>277958618

edgy anon
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>>277958617

Does she even like video games? You just fucking bought her Monster Hunter even though she never plays them?
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>>277958551
This, man. This. Pretty girls are boring, interesting girls are ugly.

>Friends laught at me because no gf
>Always pissed about the 30 minutes relationship talks they have
>Always out of money, even if their GF have jobs
>Ask them why they share
>"When you're in a relationship, things are different"

Fuck these people.
>>
VIDEO GAMES

>Why don't you go outside or bug your friends?
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>>277956696
>>277954180
Well than, they can always just ask me. They don't need to make a elaborate plan to guilt trip me.
Honestly, they are ok. I do hang around them occasionally, but I also do a good amount of things online. I have a good amount of friends both online and offline, it's just that it's easier to get to my online friends than it is offline.
>MFW I go to a multi-district Catholic school and most of my friends live in different districts far away from mine.
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>>277958658
Wow, I'm really ramming your tight little asshole in this free-for-all match of call of duty advanced warfare.
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>>277958879
Hears you're reply
>>
>about to turn 21
>live with mom rent-free so long as I stay in college and look for a job
>live in podunk Texas where there are 0 jobs
>she lets me stay anyway
>have 7/10 gf who would do anything for me
>spend my days playing vidya, reading books, playing guitar, writing stuff all the time
>gf comes and picks me up and I stay at her place and she buys me food and stuff all the time

life is good, fellas
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>>277953338
>I'm a can
Anon...?
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>>277952615
bazinga
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>>277958289
Oy!
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Doesn't anyone else just hide their power level? Once I moved out I just stopped talking about vidya to my parents, ever. Stopped asking for vidya on holidays, don't comment on TV ads for it, all of it. Anytime they ask me about some game I might want I just say I don't know what it is and I don't want it. They pretty much never bring it up despite the fact that I spend literally all my free time playing vidya now, they're none the wiser.
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Depressed/"depressed" anons, what were your childhoods like? Did you have a small group of friends in middle and high school? Did you get good grades with/without studying? Did you care about choosing a college in your junior year?

Here's my theory: kids who are able to succeed academically without much effort never learn the benefits of hard work. They also never get the self-esteem boost of getting good grades. So when it comes times to do things that require hard work, these kids/teenagers are unprepared. This isn't to say you're "lazy" necessarily, just that you don't have much practice and also don't really see the benefits of trying. I suspect part of it is that you have your accommodation and food paid for. Unfortunately, I do think the only way to improve the situation is to get kicked out and have to work to pay for yourself. It's annoying though because the drive to succeed comes naturally to other people, it probably not fair that it doesn't come to you too.

Fair assessment? Am I projecting?
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>people ITT unironically don't want to have kids

Have fun being the only person in your genetic history that stretches back thousands of years to not have children. You'd be a fucking disgrace if you choose to end your line for no reason
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>>277956250
>Grandma is old
>She has a friend down the street
>She's easily influenced
>When she died we found out she changed her will
>Whole family was written out of it, including my Mum
>Her friend was in the will

People really abuse the elderly for their money.
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>>277958923
>go on facebook, expecting all my classmates to be losers living in a shed with 5 kids
>Look at my company Mercedes :)
>Studying here in Luxembourg is so great!
>Me and my wife in our new pool, lol!
>they are all 23 like me
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>>277958724
because once you figure those things out, everyday is an adventure!!! and truthfully it is one of the most humbling lifestyles you can lead
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>>277958289
>Work through college
Get out of here gramps.
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>>277956805
>watching anime at work
>playing games at work
>doing jack shit at work

What the fuck do you guys do?
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>>277958421
Even if she does get fat, I really don't care.
And, better a fat girl than no girl like you.
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>>277958758
>Just ask them out

Jesus I wish it was that easy for me. I'm such a bumbling fuck I don't even know how to do that.

I've had girls blatantly come onto me but I have no idea what to do so I just kinda do nothing.

>>277958923
I can't stand boring people.
>go on date with some girl
>genuinely has no hobbies or interests, just does school work
>wants to be a nurse because she wants to "help people"
>only music she listens to is mainstream pop
>she shows me some youtube video and mentions the "weird part of youtube"
>it has 5 million views
>mfw
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>>277958551
I can tell you with confidence that girls will never be interesting. You need to look for one that isn't annoying and that's it.
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>>277958920
She always borrowed my 3DS, anon. She loves it.
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>>277959000
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>>277959059

Your life is good, sure.
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>>277958879
Good. I'm happy with this exchange. Thank you.
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>>277959113
Pretty spot on, I'd say

Although I don't have trouble with hard work, i do it, but I gain no joy from the benefits, whether it is emotional or financial
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>>277959213
nice projection, but i actually have standards and i actually get around.

at least i didnt harpoon a whale to supress gay thoughts
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>>277958592
>having good job, car, nice apartment, unlimited video games and not alone.
If this makes me a loser, I don't want to me a winner.
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>>277959072
I didn't want you to know like this, anon. I am a can.
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My Mom had me with a one-night stand and died when I was 4, so I got raised by my Aunt.

We still have sex, to this day.
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>>277959110
>tfw ditzy single mom thinks I just sit around and write music all day because I did like 3 times before

at least she thinks I'm creative
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>>277959123
The majority of all human beings didn't have children.
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>>277949257
>If it makes you angry, why are you playing it?
Absolutely valid criticism, I don't understand why so many faggots get mad at videogames.
>Decided to leave the dungeon, eh Anon?
>Oh, look who decided to join us!
>Anon, you're alive!
I can smell you from here, learn to balance your life.
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>>277959123
my whore of a sister has already pumped out another unit, what the fuck do i care
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>>277950489
>le online games cant be paused meme

fuck off.
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>>277952679
i have a 1.8

step it up you're not even trying kid
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>>277959213
>And, better a fat girl than no girl like you.
That's where you are horribly wrong
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>used up a cum rag entirely
>is crusty
>throw it away before mom discovers it
>have to find new clothes to be my cum rag
>only have my clothes left
>only a few socks left
>can't fap anymore
>have to avoid boners

I wish I could fap forever, unfortunately there's a limit.

Where do you get your fap materials from?
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>>277959123
Or just donate sperm, have genes continue, don't have to ruin life style.
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>>277959137
>Classmates all doing nothing of their lives
>All pretty girls married with children
Having a child at 23 is giving up your life.
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>>277949257

>It's the only thing you do during the days
You're sitting there in Ventrilo and playing DotA
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>>277950810
...I'm not an artard
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>>277959210
I'm a cop, anon. I just sit around, patrol, watch anime, and beat the shit out of people.
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>tfw you let your family believe you are autistic since it's not PC to belittle an autistic guy
"Hey what's up with anon, he isn't very talkative"
"I heard he's somewhere on the spectrum"
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>>277958861
Nah, but they pretty much assume I'm not attracted to any women, despite me generally preferring them. Shit like:

>Playing an MMO
>"Wow, they really tried to give that NPC a huge pair, huh."
>"Anon didn't seem the slightest bit phased."
>"Well we all know why that is."
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>>277952679
>Graduated High School
>Did a half year of collage
>Still have no idea how to read a gpa

I mean, I obviously know the higher it is the better, but fuck all if I can tell the difference between a 1.00 or a 3.40.

It is possible I may be retarded.
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>>277959342
You have sex with a corpse?
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>>277959123
There's 7 billion people here, who gives a fuck about spreading genes of their dead family nobody will ever know or care about?

my mom was adopted anyway
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