>Muh fucking dick
Get Skullgirls then because Eliza is still free atm.
WHY ARE THEY DEPICTED AS BLACK HUH???
Not him but the only black "Egyptians" were slaves and they were brought in, maybe some were mixed mongrels but the vast majority of citizens were/are Semitic and not black.
What's next, you're gonna tell me Jesus was black and blacks invented the pyramids and papyrus?
Egyptian art seems to show the common Egyptians as a reddish-brown colour and the aristocrats as paler. Makes sense considering they were probably one of the first groups to become distinct from the original humans from Kenya/Ethiopia/Uganda/Sudan-ish land.
>But you forgot to explain how black Egyptians do not exist, though.
North Africa isn't Sub-Saharan Africa. It's Arabic nowadays and back then it was some other race that doesn't even exist like Mediterranean Caucasoid.
>I'm trying to reason with shitposters
I do it so people watching might more clearly understand your retardation.
this is a garrysmod screenshot you fucking tools
pic related, i make shit like this all the time
this is now a gmod pose thread
>buy this game for my girlfriend
>she picks cute egyptian girl
5 minutes later while playing co-op
>Why did you pick the nigger anon, is that a donkey dick glued to your chin?
>Since when do you play girl characters?
Why are there only niggers in this game?
Can I mod it?
I'm not even a racist, it just seems odd that the male characters are extremely ugly.
I really disliked Square marketing of the Tomb Rider (the reboot game). In the commercials and trailer the game looked like some Lost ripoff about surviving on a strange island. It made me avoid the game for a long time. Bought it on Steam an some past sale and the game is like this. or the first hour or so. Then it goes back to the usual genocide/robbery we all know and love Tomb Rider for. What the fuck Square?
They do, Southern peoples. Haradrim are like Arabic (arguably they are Moorish nigger types though) and the people south of that are straight Niggas.
They don't play a big role but they exist.
Just like real life. lol
Putting blacks in places where they've never been because it's politically correct and thus altering mass-perception is kind of big a deal.
Especially if it's historic events.
you mean models ported into garrysmod from lara croft and the temple of osiris
you fucking toolshed
Yes, the knife in pic related is in a retarded position.
I fucking love DeTomasso's Lara. She doesn't look like a single one of the official ones, but she's still instantly recognisable. And sexy as fuck.
Just make a new thread with this image instead
That one was really out of place. I always envisioned the Easterlings as being Asiatic, but to have a random one in a northern settlement? What the fuck. I swear I saw a black dude in the background when the survivors washed up on the beach, too.
They could have just made a completely new series following the exploits of the Blue Wizards in the East, but no, let's make the film canon even more inconsistent. And god forbid dwarves actually look like dwarves.
Whoops, forgot about the disgusting sub human monkey legs
His Sam is fucking great too.
Does it make sense for the characters to be black? Two are Egyptian gods so yeah, and the other is a video game archaeologist so he could be of any ethnicity.
Thus it makes sense, so shut the fuck up. You're as bad as SJWs.
I ain't sayin they're all black. Egypt was a center of culture and therefore had a mix of different types of people. Saying "Egyptians were only ____ color of people" is stupid.
This game confuses me, it has diablo loot now? And chests infinitely respawn their shitty loot? If thats the case, why would you EVER waste your gems on the shitty 100 gem chests if they just respawn within seconds?
Yep. I remember a lot of people were like "Man, I just wanna play and talk about videogames. SJW ruined everything." But it's clear many here have their own agenda as well.
That looks like the art the use to be in PSM.
Always wanted to find a collection of that. They use to host it on their website before it went down, but well dailup at the time. Something about it was really nice.
I'm afraid the joke is lost on me anon. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>mfw Lara will be an A-cup by the next game
We concept art now. I will get back to sexy Lara in a bit.
God damn. That face is exactly what I imagined the natural progression from her Underworld design to be as graphical quality advanced. I mean, the reboot Lara isn't bad, but this is much more Lara than her.
Her eyes seem too harsh.
Lara is supposed to have soft eyes.
The old games take getting used to, but yes they are worth it. Not a big fan of the Crystal Dynamic games, but the time trials can be fun.
I'm tired so I won't do it.
Can someone help me count how many times Laura was given niggerlips in this thread?
I dunno why but artists give her big nigger lips very often.
Thanks in advance
Will we reach a point where a beloved character is turned into a tranny for no good reason?
Last one. Too many of these need cropping/censoring to post here, and i'm in a layzee mood. Good fappan anons.
Then you WANT to rape her, you're not going to.
Possible you're not even able to rape her, since I doubt you can overpower anybody.
But you still WANT it, the desire is in your mind.
No, you pedos take so much as it is. You can't have Lara.
Thanks dude. I will continue uploading for a bit.
>It's not some kind of propaganda or agenda.
No it's even worse, it's stupid murrikan devs being dumb as fuck. It's the same as military shooters taking place in afghanistan where people speak fucking arabic. no wonder you motherfuckers then think asscreed games are being historically accurate.
I'm surprised nobody posted this yet
>Have female friend who is a huge tom boy
>She always wears baggy clothes and puts her hair in a bun
>Tells us she's going as laura croft for halloween
>We all laugh our collective asses off
>Show up for halloween party
>She looks almost 100% like her
>Has this incredible body
>We're all stunned realizing a solid 9/10 purposely had been dressing like a 3/10
Women are strange creatures. But holy fuck did she look like her.
The kid Lara levels in Last Revelation and Chronicles weren't so bad.
I could put up with a whole game of that. Hell, I would enjoy the hell out of a Tomb Raider that had little to no combat.
But genocide is an important part of the TR series. If people wanted an archaeologist who can get the treasures without murdering everything that breathes on his way they'd play Indiana Jones games or some shit.
The first game had animal-genocide. I like how CD tried to explain Lara's hatred of wild animals by having wolves stalk her in the reboot. I mean the whole "you've tried to kill me, now I'll exterminate your whole species" logic is very British.
>mdw this webm
This kind of filth is the only shit that gets me off anymore.
Look at their fucking skulls, they are obviously not black.