I've awoken in a strange place with a stranger weapon. I guess I'll explore a bit.
>implying i'm not a robot
An Exit! Maybe we can find help further into this complex.
IT is very dark in there. These seems like a trap. Only one way to find out!
>This whole thread
I've made my way to central processing. I am nearly free from this hell.
Finally, someone's posting xenos.
Here, have my thanks.
The final facility in the complex. My salvation is soon at hand. I just need to.... HOLY SHIT!
>finish fucking an Demon
>Huh, you're a strange one
FROM THE DEEPEST CIRCLES OF HELL WHAT MANNER OF BEAST IS THIS!!
>this entire thread
I have slain my enemy, but have become trapped in this room! It cannot end like this there must be a way out. Right?
>not liking innocent wads
It's a shit pic don't worry about it
hey guys run HDoom and Brutal Doom together for a real good time
But what is this strange symbol on the ground? Only one way to find out. BANZAI !!
>Russians being such insecure little shits that they have to market their nationality even in the titles of their wads
But at least it had more content that witch trainer am I right? That's all folks!
Spacemarines, get out. This board belongs to us now.
Does anyone ever get the sudden craving for Doom II?
>the people doing hdoom already have ideas for cacodemons, lost souls, mancubi and even arachnotrons
>they all manage to both be heavily influenced by the originals whilst also being sexy
>all the former human enemies are just imp reskins instead of sexy female zombies
This better get fixed.
>tfw hdoom with nuts.wad and removed reverents
So I've been trying to learn how to mod Doom and I figure the best place to start is by modifying existing mods.
>Whats the map name?
Somewhere, someone from /vr/ just died of an aneurysm
What are you saying? That you would piss it off because it hurt and it would kill you?
I follow you now. Acid proof condoms? Fuck it using the stomach lining of another animal.
>implying they wouldnt
Now, after a bunch of pics I'm starting to see it. The Alien is fucking terrifying for a lot of reasons, a lot of it coming down to the sexual nature of the creature, but that sex horror does give way eventually to just being wicked hot with the black skin being like black rubber or something. Still wouldn't screw one if it didn't have either breasts or a nice ass. I'm not grabbing onto that bony chestplate or grabbing onto a bony backside.
>aliens attempt to invade Earth
>ten minutes later, they all leave Earth in a hurry holding their backsides and saying "Ewwwwwww"
This thought makes me proud of humanity
It kinda looks like anus now. %%And yes, I would%%
It's too late.
You are right to be afraid
I think I like the more cosplay-tier xenos, myself.
IN THE NAME OF THE HOLY EMPEROR
I HAVE BEEN SENT BY THE INQUISITION OF TERRA TO WITNESS THE HERESY OF THOSE UNBELIEVERS AND TO CLEAN THEM OF THEIR FILTHINESS
SURRENDER YOURSELF TO THE STRENGTH OF HIS MIGHTY ARMIES AND YOU MAY BE FORGIVEN IN DEATH
BY FIRE BE PURGED
WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY YOU LITTLE BITCH? TASTE HIS FURY
YOU! FUCK YOU! YOU ARE THE WORST! I BET YOU LIKE THOSE FILTHY TAUS AND ELDARS TOO
>not liking interspecies romance where the couple accepts their differences but still love each other
tfw reading that fanfiction between a ODST and female sangheili
NO I WOULDN'T! AND I'LL MAKE SURE YOU WILL NEVER EITHERv
> reading fanfiction
UNCLEAN LITERATURE SHALL BE BURNED TO SAVE THE MIND OF THE WEAKEST
>implying this is actually /tg/ and not a bunch of wannabes who only know 40k
There's a real good reason /tg/ has come to be known as /d/ with its pants on.
What other board would the ERP general have come from?
I'd be more cautious if I were you, citizen
Nah, bruh. As a matter of fact, I'm on F-list right now.
The Inquisition will make you listen, citizen, you can believe that
>assault rifle making mini gun redundant while also draining it's ammo count
>minigun wind up time
>enemies now have tome consuming and gameplay slowing dying animations
>many of them you have to shoot twice
>lets new kids play doom slowly walking around corners using ADS which doesnt teach them how to actually play the game
and on top of all that the sounds are shit
smooth doom + d64 sounds + blood droplets mod master race here. gameplay is faster, actually more brutal, and more balanced than in brutal doom
Are you not aware of the trap the False Gods are leading you in? Pic related.
Minigun doesn't have a wind-up time reduction, people just think that the alterate fire is the primary fire for the minigun when it makes it even harder to use/control. It doesn't make the minigun redundant, there's a lot of situations like 04 IIRC when you drop down into the hallway of imps that the AR just can't do.
If you are a willing traitor then you deserve the worse fate.
Gee, sorry for enjoying myself. Guess I was mistaken when I thought traditional GAMES were meant to be about having FUN.
>everyone immediately being peaceful and happy towards each other after a decades-long and incredibly brutal war
Say what you will about 343's lore but at least "ONI trying to force more war" makes a lot more sense than "we're instantly friends now :))"
Do you see the fate of your soul as a mere game?
You poor, distracted fools...
Bugger off, machine
Going to bed now. Peace
And as you fall, as will all others...
It got moved to /soc/ a while back because a no-fun-allowed mod thought it fell under hookups. I mean, while it's mostly just a thread for posting profiles and asking for critique, the roleplaying aspect makes it more /tg/ than anything else.