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>Notch Has Bought a $70 Million Mansion in Beverly Hills

Why haven't you made a shitty game in Java yet, /v/?
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is that candy or fucking arts and crafts supplies?

either way; fat fucking jew.
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>>276173929
Is that fucking candy in those glass columns?
Guess he won't life long enough to really enjoy his billions with that diet.
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>>276173929
>billionaire
>buys a giant candy dispenser
He might be more autistic than the kids who gave him all that money
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your face knowing he can easily open up another studio and make even more money with another shitty game just based off his name and brand
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>>276174076
It's candy
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>>276173929
>An entire gym in his house

You just know he'll use it once and then never again.
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How much money did he get from Microsoft?

Anyway he better be more careful with his funds.. He could end up on the streets.
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What would you do with a billion dollars /v/?
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hope he dies from those sweets fat fuck
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>lightning struck for notch's game, therefore it will strike for any dumb fucking game i put out
logic
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>>276174510
They did buy the studio for 2.5 billion.
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>>276174297
I think it came with the house
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>>276173929
Why wouldn't he? He's a fucking billionaire.
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>Beverly Hills

Could he be anymore of a try hard? Beverly Hills is where braindead Arabs and Armenians go to brag about status, as they've seen it in movies.

There are nicer communities than that in Los Angeles if you have that much money to blow.
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>>276174564
put it in the bank
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>>276174564
I'd probably buy the Supreme Commander License and hand it over to the FaF guys.
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>tfw 10€ worth of that candy was financed by me
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>>276174564
Buy my favorite hockey team to save them from the ukrainian jew owner
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>>276174719
i would put it in all the banks

ALL of them
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>>276174490
>implying he'll ever use it
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>>276174683
>Palos Verdes
>Manhattan Beach

Man I wish I still lived in LA.
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>>276174564
Fund the rest of the Skullgirls characters,
buy /v/ mansion,
a cintiq 24HD,
and buy a house and get better as an artist.
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>>276174564
Buy a $70 million mansion in Beverly Hills.
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>>276174564
Buy a nice house and live off the rest I guess.
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>>276174076
>Not wanting your own personal supply of pompoms and googly eyes
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>>276174832
No you don't. Trust me.

California is the uncleaned asshole of the United States.

This place is fucking terrible and everyone in the world knows it, especially the other 49 states.
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>mfw i didnt buy his shitty game
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funded by autistic kids pocket money
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Because I don't have any ideas
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>>276174510
>Anyway he better be more careful with his funds
Buying property is one of the best things you can do with money. "Buy property, because they aren't making any more of it."

>>276174564
>What would you do with a billion dollars /v/?
Honestly? I'd probably go out lots with friends and family. I'd do lots of investing into projects I like, give out scholarships, donate to charity.

I'd set aside enough money for me. Maybe budget myself a half-million a year. The rest would be given to those I think deserve it most.
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he's just going to die anyway in like 20 years
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>>276174564
Buy a $80 million mansion in Beverly Hills.
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>>276174890
>Thinking you can be rich and a good artist at the same time
Nigga if I had a billion dollars I'd do drugs all day and have sex with attractive women, being poor is absolutely necessary to being motivated
Thank God I don't have an insane amount of cash, I'd be a complete piece of shit
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>>276174564
fund Jari Mäenpää's music production
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>anita and notch
>both shitty people
>both made rich and famous by /v/
Thanks autism!
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Good on him.

He made a quality product and made a fortune, /v/ is just bitter about it because he realized /v/ is irrelevant in comparison to Reddit for making money so he went there for advice instead.
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>>276174564
bone flo
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>>276174564
Buy $90 million mansion in Beverly Hills.
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>>276175016
East coast shit detected.

You're partly right, but I refuse to accept anything is worse than NYC.

As for California, I just want to live in the nice weather again.
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>>276174564

Blow it in all the hedonistic ways that everyone else here probably would but not admit to.
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I hate him so much
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>>276175016
Stay jelly Missouri
Lol
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I think I'd rather have a career where I'm doing something for the betterment of mankind
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>>276174564
put together the best japanese game designers and hentai artist to create ultimate weeb game that caters to all possible fetishes but still has 10/10 gameplay in traditional sense

release it for free
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>>276174564
I would put a lot of it into the bank and live of the interest and then open a nice, quaint coffee shop because even if I didn't break even I wouldn't have to care or worry about it and could just enjoy running a small nice business. I've always wanted to do that but I don't have the expenses for me and it's too risky.

I'd also give money to friends and family.
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>>276173929
>made in Java

Because the underlying fucking technology matters as OP's pic proved.

Idiots.
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>>276174564
Move as far away from California as possible
Get a comfy small house in a deserted part of Alaska or something
Live off the rest knowing I'll never have to do another thing in my life
>tfw this i will never happen
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>giant candy dispensers
>RIGHT OUTSIDE A FUCKING GYM
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you guys know that notch is a big party animal right?

he owns a party company or some shit like that

.party()

http://www.dotparty.net/sanfrancisco/rsvp/

>Now in it's third year, .party()
is a traveling event series
created by Notch, and produced
by Production Club.

Our goal is to create unique
atmospheres that feature the
best electronic music acts,
top-tier production, and unite
gaming and music culture for
one amazing evening.

Recent events have featured
Skrillex + Diplo and Avicii.
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>>276174564
>Buy an apartment in Tokyo and one in London
>Pay off all my family and extended families debts, give them all 500k each
>Cut all contact with them and never see them again
>Spend my life playing videogames, watching anime etc. while also wandering around Tokyo from time to time

I'd do things like leave a suitcase with 10k in it in a busy train/bus station and then stalk the person who picks it up. They can keep the money, I just wanna see how they spend it. I don't really care for million dollar mansions or sports cars, so a billion would last me a long time.
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>>276175101
>Buy property, because they aren't making any more of it
it's land that the real suggestion suggest. People make more property as we speak
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>>276175261
FUCKING THIS

you think she'd fuck me for 50mil?
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I'd buy a bunch of land in Arizona, rather have land than a giant house surrounded by other people
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>>276174334
but he hasn't and won't because he's lazy
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>>276173929
who puts a bunch of candy dispensers next to a gym?
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>>276173929

and to think that nigger used to come here
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People who spend money like that end up broke as shit eventually.

Notch is a one trick pony, his wealth won't last.
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why would you even have that much candy in the tubes like that? that shit would go off
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>>276174564
Nuke the white house.
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>>276174564
Two chicks at the same time
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>>276175427
So lazy that he made 2.5 billion dollars in a few years?

Notch must be as lazy as you!
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>>276175016
>uncleaned asshole

Man, what happened? I drove to downtown L.A. the other day, and it is downright fucking filthy and disgusting. Fat Mexicans everywhere, niggers, homeless encampments under overpasses, run down buildings, pot holes, graffiti.

Hell, I think the only people who actually show any pride in Los Angeles are Mexican teenagers who call the state "Cali" and are affiliated with gangs.

Just living in the Valley, my friends who are in their thirties still have to have room mates in spite of good jobs just to live in nice apartments.

What a disaster. The disparity in L.A. is so massive that it's becoming literally people like Notch on one end, and Mexican laborers on the other filling apartments with 10+ family members.
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>>276174719

>good goym, fork over all your money to the jews!
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>>276175016
The state has its faults but god damn, California isn't the worst state by far. I have no idea how you would come to say that it is the "uncleaned asshole"
Louisiana is
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this sack of shit used to post here asking for advice on his game, hell I think some anons just outright helped him with some of the code.
you are goddamn right im jelly
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>>276174564
Probably stash half of them away, give one-hundred millions to a friend in need and blow off the other half in investments, hedonistic stuff, new car, new house, whores, alcohol you name it i buy it.
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>>276175320
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>>276174564
Fund my vigilantism to remove evil and corruption from this world.
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>>276175520
Not if you're a fat fuck and eat it all before then.
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>>276175491
I guarantee he's already got a guy making it so he'll pretty much never go broke
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>>276174564
Convince some person who rules france to sell me the french catacombs and then buy all of the worlds chocolate pudding and fill up the entire catacombs with chocolate pudding.

I really wanna see the reaction to something so surreal and weird happening. The hilarity of the shitstorm would be amazing and also we can call ipkfg[][;'./
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>>276175403
>you think she'd fuck me for 50mil?
Probably. I always thought if I had billions that I might just rent out my favorite porn stars for the night. They're used to having sex on camera for a few thousand dollars. I'm sure Jynx Maze would suck my dick for 10 grand.
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>>276173929
h
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And yet hes still alone.
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>>276175148
You know he'll just not do anything right? He'll sit on his projects and just be a lazy shit.
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>Beverly Hills

I don't know, I never really wanted to live in a 1 season-summer-long state like Florida, California, ect. Probably because I lived in Cali for half of my life and when I moved to Michigan for a month with my uncle when I was 17, I fell in love. I want to live in a place with four seasons, not somewhere where it's hot all the time and everyone's a douche. Because when I'm stuck in a circumstance where everything is the same and it repeats over and over again, I just get depressed.
That might just be me, and guess what? I don't fucking care.
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>>276175543
IM TELLING ON YOU
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I still dont understand why Minecraft is so popular. It never left the alpha stage of development.
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>>276174564
Instead of wasting a tenth of it on a shit house in california I would buy a house in texas that is twice the size for a fraction of the price. Then with the rest of the money I would probably just buy enough food to never leave the house for the next 50 years and shitpost on /v/ all day.
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>>276175320
we need more people like you anon, im touched
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fucking hell I wouldn't even know what to do with all that cash

I'm happy in my 1 bedroom apartment
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>>276175546
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>>276174564
Put enough into savings so that I could comfortably live off of the interest for the rest of my life, then use the rest to pay off close relative debts and donate to charities that will actually use the money instead of pocketing it.
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>>276175375
>Buy an apartment in Tokyo and one in London
>one in London

Why in the everloving fuck would you want to live in London?
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>>276174564

>Buy a nice apartment in Boston
>Set up a record label
>Invest a good portion of it wisely
>Start a program where young children living in the city have an opportunity to camp up in the White Mountains and explore.
>Maybe start a charity and college scholarships for fledgeling musicians.
I think I like to see other people happy more than trying to make myself happy, as I don't think the latter can really be accomplished anymore.
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>>276175309
Mexican detected.

Go back to Mexico you fuck.

You're half the reason this place sucks. The other half is the retarded white communist hippies everywhere.
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>>276174564

>5'6

seems like she'd be taller than that
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>>276174564

Buy a $100 million mansion in Beverly Hills.
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>>276175707
What's wrong with that? Most women are terrible and their only value is sex.
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>>276175546
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>>276175552
>everyone who has money has done so through working hard

Hahaha holy shit anon, grow the fuck up.
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>>276175375
Oh and I'd also pay to have my favourite games and anime get sequels.

I want a proper Darker than Black season 2 dammit. Also, Dragons Dogma 2. They can keep the profit, I don't even care if I lose a little money on the deal.
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>>276175554
Mega corporations want cheap labour. Also Jews
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>>276174564

I'd buy a damn brewery and turn the planet into alcoholics.
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>>276174564
Buy a beachside mansion in New Jersey, a shitload of fine art I have no use for, then jerk off and get swept away by the tide.
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>>276174564
I'd buy a pet Giraffe.
Then I'd buy video games.

Honestly, I'd probably use the money to make a decent arcade somewhere here in the midwest, where there is nothing like that. i dont care if it is a terrible investment, i want a place full of fightan and vidya games with tournies and shit left and right. Maybe a bar too, because im a filthy alcoholic.

>>276174890
>Fund the rest of Skullgirls
You have a kind heart. I like you.
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>>276173929

Second dick via surgery, also a pet shark and gallons of that liquid lollipop candy. Also a bitchin beach house. And I'd buy ten million balloons, hire poor schmucks to inflate them all with helium, then watch them all float into the stratosphere.
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>>276174564
Build the worlds largest candy dispenser.
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>>276174564
Find all the games that could be but cannot because no funds (like Zero Escape 3) and fund them
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>>276175641

There are a million "guys" trying to make it.


Minecraft was a once in a lifetime thing. It won't happen again for him.
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>>276175912
If I had a million bucks, I would give a fuck cause I'd still be out robbing armored trucks.
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>>276175826
Because I'm Irish and London is just better than Dublin. The only other english speaking major city would be in America, and fuck living there.
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>This is all /v/'s fault.
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>>276175860

TV does that. Tom Cruise is 3'7
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>>276175707
>His ugly wife left HIM
Can you even fathom how much of a useless beta he must've been for that to happen
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>>276173929
I bet you he kills himself in 5 years. Screen cap this. Money can't buy happiness. See: Robin Williams
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>>276174564
Everything. What couldn't I do?

Buy a house in Virginia,
Buy a house somewhere on the West Coast
Buy an apartment in Vancouver

Buy my mother a home with lots of land in Flawda and a second home in Virginia.

Give close friends and family at LEAST 500k or more each. Close family, probably a few million.

Save and donate most of the rest, living off and vacationing on the maybe 100 million I have left. Give the rest to my kids when I die.
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>>276174564

I'd have it converted entirely into coins and rebuild Scrooge McDuck's money vault. Then I'd hire people to dress up as the Beagle Boys while they hatch lame brain ideas to steal me fortune. I'd travel the world killing them once every week.
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>>276176028
If we happen to have the capacity to make someone a billionaire why dont we just all make eachother billionaires? Then we can shitpost on /v/ all day long! Its genius!
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>>276175850
>You're half the reason this place sucks. The other half is the retarded white communist hippies everywhere.

That's why I hate the bay area. Nothing but niggers and white liberals who are even more extreme than they are in the South of California.
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>>276173929
>literally became a billionare by doing absolutely nothing

what a piece of shit dude, you damn right im jelly

>>276174564

buy a nice house away from the city (far enough to still have access to nice internet) buy everything i would need to not really get out of it very much, buy the best PC i can, all consoles, and all the games i would want, and save the rest i suppose, maybe donate most of it since i would have no use to that much money
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>>276176025
Make the world suck my dick without a condom on? while i'm on the john
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>post yfw you didn't give this fat piece of shit any money
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if i had a billion i'd invest it in north korea
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>>276176106
robin williams was always depressed anyways. being rich doesnt change that. a happy man becoming rich is now a rich happy person
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>>276176106

Robin was broke
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>>276176026
English is pretty much universal at this point, you could live almost anywhere only speaking it.
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>>276176106

>Money can't buy happiness

anyone who says this doesn't know how to use it
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>>276174564
idk go surf and do heaps of drugs and stuff.
and buy a sick car
and do more drugs
and fuck expensive bitches
probably be like the billionaire in Stretch
travel wherever the fuck i wanted
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>post yfw you gave this fat piece of shit money and you still enjoy minecraft
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>>276174564
>give 300 million to friends and family
>laser my eyes
>move to Spain
>start a game dev
>make supreme commander 3 and Heavy Gear 3
>create shitty tournaments with the profits
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>>276176026
Why the fuck would you want to live in a major city instead of getting land and the peace that comes with it
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>>276174490
Right next to his giant personal candy dispenser
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>>276176170
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>>276176026
>London
>Better than Dublin
HAH
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>>276176149
He made a successful game

What is it with you guys being so jealous of someones success that you have to pretend they don't deserve it?
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>Buying such opulent shit
First off I'll admit I'm jelly of the fat swede but I don't think he's that happy if he has throw money in such material crap.

If I had a billion fucking dollars I'd have lovely apartments all over the world for sure, but why own a 70 Million Dollar Mansion? That's just fucking overkill.
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>>276175427
Like a good programmer should be
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>>276173929
thats ugly. with the sort of money he has I'd buy a comfy hobbit home in a fjord somewhere and personally pay for high speed cable internet lines to reach it
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>>276176170
Microsoft gave him more money than every single customer of his, many times over.
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>>276175576
FUCK YOU! I like this place. Unless you are talking about New Orleans, then I agree.
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>>276173929
>buying a mansion in a shitstain place like Beverly Hills.
He's as terrible at spending money as he as coding.
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>>276174564

Pretty much Dan Bilzerian's lifestyle

Honestly I'd just buy a nice house here in my city, because I like my city

I'd rent rooms out to friends that wanted to come live with me, rent free

Use the money to keep the house eternally stocked up on whatever food I want
Eat out with friends, my treat, every night wherever we wanted

Would have a nice car to drive around

Go shopping for a lot of nice clothes

And then I'd still have absolute fucktons of money left

I dunno, probably just go out and fuck the world's best porn stars or something?
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>>276176106
I heard he got parkinsons or some shit which is why he killed himself because he didnt want to be a gross cripple.
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>>276174564

Make and support arcade business for five years.
Buy out surrounding eatery or store for cross promotion.

>1000 tickets from arcade is a free entree. (Limit 1 per month with thumb print, no lucky jews here)
>10000 tickets is 10% off all year for one person

Leave grandparents and father in charge of those.

Pay off paypal

Buy Vespa, mod to Haruko's paint job.

Month long road trip to LA from to Detroit .

Find Vanguard Princess dev.
Shove 2 mil up his ass to make a new one.

Go ironically full jew myself and have money split across a safe in storage, the bank, a locked pocket in my bike bag, and an underground hallway with the initial lock hot glued with a pitfall where there is no escape if you go the wrong way.
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>>276174564
Make the best game ever.
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>>276176130
Fuck my uncle is one of those extreme liberal faggots and he will not listen to reason no matter how many facts I use to prove my point.
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So much jelly in this thread
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>>276174564
I really don't know

I can't even make £2k last 4 months, so I guess I'll just spend a billion on videogames, weed and a castle to live in.

I'd buy a plot of land and make it into the best paintball place around though.

I'd go to Chernobyl too, I think it's really interesting and I'd love the scared feeling I'd get in my stomach while I was there too, it would be great.

I'd somehow try to make friends with famous people too, I'd love to play vidya and talk to some of the ones that I think are cool, I guess spending enough money and hanging out where they hang out will get me a foot in the friendship door.

I'd visit all the places I thought were cool and if there's any left I'd probably just keep it for a while and dip into it when I need it.

I'd fund a worldwide Death Grips tour too.
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>>276176351
>Why own a 70 million dollar mansion
Why the fuck not that dude has pretty much unlimited money now.
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>>276176287
With friends, occasionally, but i had my fun at the time
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>>276176351
You have to consider location though. It is probably more along the lines of a McMansion, and you can probably get something of similar scale in a state like Oklahoma for under $300k.

But yes, people are such stupid fucks they'll proudly rip themselves off to live in California.
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>all of you faggots have never been to northern cali
Southern California is fucking garbage and the only reason to go down there is for conerts
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>>276176501
don't tell me you're not? who the fuck WOULDN'T want a billion dollars?
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>>276176351
The mansion doesn't cost 70 mil, the land in a terrible fucking location does.
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>>276176340
>deserves all this wealth for being a well known lazy piece of shit that hit a goldmine and instead of working hard to deliver on quality content decided to take his earnings and fuck off

Such integrity, such deserving of praise.
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>>276174564
Finish my current degree, start a new degree, move back to my hometown.

And browse a whole lot of /v/. I would probably die a fat slob looking at porn and bickering on 4chan, then leave the remaining $950 or so million to a handful of charities. I don't think I'd need more than a fraction of it for myself.
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>>276173929
>shoes in the house

fucking americunts
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Say whatever you want, he deserves respect, made himself a millonaire (and others) with only one game
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>POST YFW YOU ARE NOTCHS CHILLENS AND NEVER HAVE TO DO ANYTHING EVER AGAIN
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>>276176618
notch is swedish
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>>276176415
That'd be especially fucked up since he used to be in St. Jude's commercials.

>Why bother trying to fight your illness kids? Just die.
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>>276176527
>that dude has pretty much unlimited money now
He doesn't own Minecraft anymore, Microshit does.
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>>276176663
>notch
>have children
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>>276176378
what has MS even done with it so far? maybe they'll make it part of common core
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>>276176671
And he's already been tainted.
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>>276176584
He had to make the game to hit that goldmine, if he didn't make it he'd still be in Sweden

He deserves it and would you like some peanut butter with your jelly?
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>>276176317
It is for a shut in NEET who only ever leaves the house to get on the bus and go poke around game shops.

>>276176297
Because you'd get a shitty internet connection and if you feel like having a Twix you can't just walk 5 minutes down the road. I like my solitude, but I also like convinience.

>>276176214
I'd feel like a dick living in Italy or Spain and refusing to use anything but english.
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>>276176772
>what has MS even done with it so far?
Seems like they're planning on making a bunch of DLC/expansions for it.
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I can see my 10 euros from the alpha sitting right there in his terrible taste in decor
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>>276173929
>Beverly Hills
Why the fuck? I'd buy out Öland and just kick it with the sheep.
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>>276176772
They're make a story mode or some shit and repacking mods as DLC on cuntsoles.
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>>276174564
put it in my money jar for a rainy day
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>>276176772
Probably nothing, I would imagine their share holders were not pleased.
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>>276175546
Right on
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>>276174564
Buy some friends
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>>276176287
minecraft was cheaper than the thousands i spent on mmos
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I doesn't look very homey. It looks like a 70 million dollar mansion.
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>>276175261
This.
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Notch is going to get so fat with a private chef. It's going to be disgusting watching this man balloon up.
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>>276174564
Buy a cozy small house. Dress and act like a normal person to not draw attention. Help my mom pay off her debt. Save the money, but invest in some of it.
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>>276174564
Put away money so I can live comfortably without having to work.

Get a better house in a better place, can´t decide where exactly right now, it wouldn´t be too decadent.

Finish my Lego wishlist.

Fund several movies, tv shows and videogames, of course the best works of fiction since the silent era.

Would have been nice.
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>>276176772
I lol'd.
because it's true, fucking schools are dumb as shit.
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>>276176554
What part? The bay area sucks.
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>>276176898
You'd have millions to spend on getting a decent connection and getting shit delivered.
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>>276176663
>Be the children of a known autistic fatass
>Bear the shit genetics of said man
>Not even money can fix those shit genetics
I would suicide
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>>276174683
All the true rich people live in bel-air
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>all these people saying he's lazy

He's a made man, he doesn't have to fucking work anymore. He's gonna spend the rest of his life doing whatever the fuck pleases him, he doesn't have to succeed more than he has already.

You would do the same.
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>>276174076
look how fucking jealous you are
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>>276174564

Pay all the debts that my family have, study to work at my dream job since money is not a problem and just live happily.
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Wasn't Notch married and got a divorce a few months before the MS deal.
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>>276176554
>Northern California
>Good
The wealth disparity is just as bad there as it is in Socal, only difference is you guys are packed with niggers and we have all the Mexicans.

I'm so glad I fucking left Commiefornia, the rent I had to pay for a small apartment was the same as a lavish one in Las Vegas. And people are actually nicer in Sin City.
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>>276174564
Real estate in Tokyo. Maybe a nightclub in Shibuya.
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>>276176527
Because, it's not unlimited, but more than that because it's retarded. Having money shouldn't lower your standards.
For 70 million he could have had customized home the size of forty of those, his own fucking multistory gigantic base. He could have designed his home so that he could fucking drive a fucking corvette around inside the fucking thing just to get around and parked it in the kitchen because fuck the world, you need a corvette to go to the kitchen from your bedroom. He could have spent the money being awesome, instead he spent it on being a nigger trying to act popular because he's seen America in movies. He could have chosen from all sorts of prime locations and scenic areas and he chose to squat in an overpriced shithole for insane sociopaths.
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daily reminder that people that hate on Java are fat NEET neckbeards that droppped out and will never EVER get a job and would be lucky to even get an IT job

also CentOS is best linux fucking deal with it /g/
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>>276173929
>Why haven't you made a shitty game in Java yet, /v/?
Kids wouldn't pay for furry porn game.
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>>276176991
Pretty much this in a way, it'll be impressive for the first year or so but after a while it'll start to make you feel lonely living in a massive house by yourself.

Not even a year, after a month you'd start feeling like shit.
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>>276173929
Someone please explain to me how foreigners can buy property in the united states?
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>>276177119
Money will fix shit genetics soon enough
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>>276177067
>Lego

nice
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>>276174564
>Buy the rights to Banjo Kazooie
>Sell like, 2% of it to Grant Kirkhope so he'll always be in the running to compose the next game
>License the rights to Nintendo since they're the only ones who still make 3D platformers

And then I'll do boring shit. Hire an investor to invest a decent chunk of it into stocks, put the rest into savings, travel around a lot, and then come home to live in a moderately modest house. I'll never let anyone know how much money I actually have, and it shouldn't ever come up in conversation since I'd be living an average middle-class life.

My kids won't even know how much money I have saved until after I'm dead, just so it won't ruin them. I'm a poorfag, so I'd be totally happy just being able to live in a decent-sized house and buy whatever vidya I want without having to wait a year for it to go on sale.
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>>276174564
put the money somewhere safe and pretend it doesnt exist. Continue my studies so I don't look like a fat, useless, piece of shit who got lucky
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>>276177204
>live in Grass Valley
>99% white
>only 5 black people who were all related when I graduated
Yeah ok guy
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>>276177167
>He's a made man, he doesn't have to fucking work anymore. He's gonna spend the rest of his life doing whatever the fuck pleases him, he doesn't have to succeed more than he has already.

This nigga be right, he got his endgame while still being young.
Exactly what i want to do, fuck yes i'd do it
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>>276177237
DART is better in every respect.
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>tfw you wasted your life shilling a game from the very beginning so he could buy a house

gg i guess
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>>276174564
Invest half of it in a movie I want to make. I won't care if it gets shit on, I just want to make it.

Another 100 million bux into investment of start-ups, stock etc.

Then I will live off the rest.
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>>276177296
>worrying about how other people view you when you have ONE BILLION DOLLARS
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I might feel different if I was rich, but the thought of a mansion doesn't really appeal to me. I'd like a big house, but not a mansion. I want a cozy home.
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>>276174564

Pay off the mortgage on the place I'm living at right now. Save the rest, invest in stocks, maybe buy a few commercial properties to rent out.
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>>276174564
Buy a new car with a new insurance, leave my tiny flat for a nice house, travel, invest in houses/flats I would rent... buy some new figures... put on rails personal projects... this kind of stuff.

And I forgot to mention the whores to replace my two shitty ex-gf.
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>>276177428
It seems like most people with mansions spend very little time in them. It's mostly an investment.
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>>276174564
buy iphones to feed them to children in africa
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>>276176045
After a year of marriage, which is how long you have to wait to get a divorce in Swedland.

Chick was a gold digger.
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>>276175320
Ok, I am sold.
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>>276173929
not gonna lie
I am jelly at his candy dispenser
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>>276177428
I think the only way I could justify it is if I had a wife + kids. Otherwise I'd just have a nice condo.
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>>276176106
>Make over a dozen classic famous films
>Kill yourself
>Everyone pretends they care for 2 weeks
>You're rarely brought up after that

Always surprises me how even the most famous people in the world are forgotten almost immidiately after they die. And it always annoys me how many sycophants line up to post cheesy poems and cringy comments on twitter. His own daughter posted some cheesy poem she found on google on her twitter when he hadn't even been buried yet. If any of them really cared about him like they say then he wouldn't have killed himself.
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>ctrl-f 'Donate'
>4 matches

Ya'll niggers need Jesus.
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>all these people saying they would donate a lot of their $1b
Like fuck you guys would, you'd blow every dime on bad purchases and maintenance costs because you have no idea how to maintain cashflows
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>her face when she left him before he got the 2 billions
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>>276177318
Eh thought you were in San Fagcisco.

Keep it quiet that your place is actually livable. You don't want the rest of that awful state knowing the truth.
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>>276177389
Unless by investing in stocks you mean starting your computerized microtrading, you're likely just going to get fucked.
Start ups can be good the problem is why you're doing it. If you're looking for a great business plan you'll make money and shit on the world. If you're looking to improve the world, you're not going to make great money for the most part.
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>>276177640

Damn straight. I'd move to Japan and get me a big apartment at the top of a skyscrapper.

I am not even a weeb, Japan is just great if you're rich.
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>>276177669

>If any of them really cared about him like they say then he wouldn't have killed himself.

That's so wrong.
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>>276177701
>these people wouldn't donate and somehow dick around to the point they waste 1 billion USD.

Have a little faith in your fellow man.
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>>276177701
There is no cashflow. Just a billion dollars in my bank. I could buy every ship in STO, order chinese every night and get my cat a vet visit. Sounds pretty easy to manage
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>>276174334
except Scrolls has done shit
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>>276173929
>Wall of Diabetes.jpg
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>>276177793
I hope Notch is pretentious enough to have someone make a Biography about him.

Would love to know what caused him to lose ez.
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>>276175873
>and their only value is sex.
I wish that was a value most of them had. Most of them are generally shit at sex. Their value is more looking sexy.
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>>276177859
>Japan is just great if you're rich.
Also if you're white apparently. Japanese business people love having white guys work in their company because it makes them look successful.
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>>276174564
move out of america. make even more money in South East Asia, help in develop, have sex with beautiful Asian women the rest of my life
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>>276174564
Set aside $100 million to make the greatest CUHRAZY action game exclusive to PC/Wii U, developed by the greatest Jap game designers in history. Then travel the world and fuck bitches without a condom, so that I can beat out Will Chamberlain for most illigitimate children. After enriching the world with my autismal culture. I will return to America and get shitfaced in every bar across the country, settle down in a state with lax gun laws, and proceed to become a vigilante for 6 months by killing douchebags and bribing cops. I will end my life at the fruitful age of 60 by firebombing every shit game studio and bragging about it on 4chan, streaming vidya as my house gets swatted.
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>>276174564
Buy a cozy flat in Japen and some land on the outskirts of Japen, then build a cozy traditional house, with a cozy traditional interior and make my garage connect with the living room with a wall of glass so that I can look at my Lamborghini Miura Jota, Aston Martin DB5, Pagani Huarya, Jaguar E-Type, Toyota 2000GT and Daihatsu Midget whilst I take my meals or idle about.

I wanna see that fat fuck come up with a better use of money than this.
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2 billions is SO MUCH MONEY that if you'd put it in the bank and lived off only the interests, you'd still be filthy rich.
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Why the fuck is he wearing shoes inside? Where the fuck does he have to bounce to? He has no friends.
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>>276174564
>retire
>give lots of money to my friends and family so they can all retire too
>hire an architect to build me an extremely nice house somewhere scenic
>fund video games that aren't shit
>donate whatever else is left to charity
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>>276177802
When I said Northern Cali I meant anything above shithole Sacramento. Very nice and cozy, except for North San Juan and Chico unless you're a college student
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>>276174564
build a huge wall around a $70 million dollar mansion
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>>276177669
People can't grieve forever, Anon. I grieved over the loss of my grandmother for about a month, then accepted it and knew I had to move on.
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>>276178035
>Sacramento

damn it anon, my heart is still tender
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>>276176106
>Money can't buy happiness
The poorfag's manifesto
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>>276174564
buy the HOMM series from Jewbisoft and make a REAL sequel. Also make a HOMM theme park in Slovakia or any slav city
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>>276176383
New Orleans is the savior of your shithole state by letting people rent parades and drink in the streets
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>>276174564
>fix up my parent's place and give my mom the house she always wanted
>buy a house in a nice neighborhood. Not too big
>buy every video game I want before the ps4/WiiU/XboxOne era
>build the best gaming pc of all time
>have giant life size sex dolls of all my waifus made with fleshy insides done in high quality detail.
>go on /v/ every now and then and show off
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>>276174564

put 5 mil away for myself then open up investment opportunities for things like development of infrastructure in poor nations.

my time in afghanistan made me realize how, even though my life was shitty in america, i still took far too many things for granted

i want to find a way to help them, and i mean really help them. with 1 Billion i could change the world. maybe not for the whole world, but proper irrigation, sewer, etc, will change many many lives for the better
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>>276178116
I don't really care how long they grieve for.

It's just surprising that you can spend decades building up your fame and it all dissipates in under a month.
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>>276174564
build a goddamn castle, like Richard Garriot. Then, open up a bunch of arcades.
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>>276174564
Buy some land, maybe 10 acres, get it fully fenced and shitpost on /v/ all day and get some more german shepherds
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>>276178137
My hometown too, grew up in shitty apartments in a ghetto. I'd miss the place if my parent's car wasn't broken into every other week
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>>276174564
Buy a 4chan pass.
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>>276177669

Goes to show you

People dont give as much of a fuck about certain things

Look at someone like Kurt Cobain
That nigger killed himself like 20 years ago now and thats still considered "holy shit thats a big deal" territory, because of the impact it had on music and why he did it

Robin Williams was, sadly, just a good voice actor and sometimes funny/touching comedian
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Congratulations /v/, you helped this fat idiot get his millions.
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>>276174297
>implying you wouldn't want it
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>>276175873
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>>276174564
i would go to taco bell and buy ONE OF EVERYTHING
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>>276177942
he made the mistake of releasing that around the time fucking Hearthstone came out
it never had a chance
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>>276173929
I've never seen /v/ this jealous before.
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>mfw his annual property tax will cost more than any of us ITT make in a year
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>>276177403
>worrying about how other people view you when you have ONE BILLION DOLLARS

Well I can't eat the money and having sex with it sounds painful. I could maybe use it to fuck with people in incredibly complicated and extensive ways but otherwise I don't really see any reason to have it.
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>>276177669
>are forgotten almost immidiately after they die
I guess that would make people with depression happy, that it's exactly what they hope for. To not bother anybody with grieving and remembrance.
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>>276177976
Wii U is shit, best avoid it entirely. Also you don't need anywhere near 100 million to do that. 30 mil is what you expect of poorly managed, overmarketed and jacked up price for retarded shit like name brand voice actors and likenesses.
For 100 million you can make like twenty awesome games... If you released them in a series you'd build up your money to a more sustainable base. You'd lose money though because no one wants to play a CUHRAZY action game. They want to play a plodding, slow, and easy not quite action game.
You'd have to buy out reviews and even word of mouth will dent your influx since people will say it fucking sucks because it's too likely too difficult.
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>>276174564
buy a mansion and fill it with super models who clean it in french maid costumes. Then by the end of the day they have sex with each other in the same room as me while I browse /v/.
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>>276177318
>look up GV
>46 black people according to the 2012 census
lmao
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>>276177249
So then you travel or port hop in your private yacht
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>>276178503
I already did that with drunk buddies, this was before they did the breakfast menu so it's been awhile.

Total was $77. No regrets at all.
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>>276178345

>live as a shutin
>get my food delivered by top notch restaurants everyday
>whenever i feel horny hire an escort or two to have sex with for the night
>gift people all over the place because i have unlimited money

Fuck it would be so great.
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I would give my city the arcades it needs
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>>276178452

Maybe, just maybe, the fat idiot will buy IPs from corrupt companies and license them to good companies so we get more good vidya, just so people think he's a good guy.

I don't care about his true intentions, he is still one of us and he may just save some of our vidya. He's a free autistic man with lots of money to spend.
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>>276177990
That would be easy as fuck to do, but since he's an incompetent fat fuck he's not going to pull it off. Your idea is fucking terrible, but still better than his.
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Use $750 million for charitable cause. Hire a team to make sure every penny is spent on the right thing.

$50 million split to family and extended family

$200 million for myself.

buy a castle with a moat

two chicks at the same time.
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>>276178696
Are escorts just clean hookers?
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>>276178616
Fuck, man.
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>>276176974
Artificial friends < no friends
Trust me
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>>276178618

This is the most retarded post I have seen on /v/. This is it. This is the one.
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>>276178452
That's kind of frightening.
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>>276178696

and most importantly, get me some people to form a DEV team. I'd be the writer and the idea guy. No deadlines, just fucking around and getting a good game until i am satisfied enough to publish it. Then i'll even make more money.
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>>276174564
Put every cent of it into supporting and getting MLP into the public. Make it like 2010 but much, much worse. Watch the rage. Die happy.
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>>276178695
I bet your toilet had regrets.
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Remember when Notch told Tim Schafer he wanted to produce Psychonauts 2?

Well now he has the fuck you money to produce a 50 Million dollar game and not flinch. I wonder if 3.3 convinced him it'd be a bad investment.
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>>276174564
Waifu games.
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>>276178616
>rich people
>paying full tax
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>>276178671
Image if that was your job. I think I'd get tired of fucking other people for money eventually...
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You'd think he would invest some of it back into the indie dev scene...

That's what I'd do.
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>>276178715

This
This so fucking hard

>Set myself up for life with a nice house, car, all the trimmings, nice clothes
>Still have all the money in the world and time to spend

>BRING
>BACK
>ARCADES

Fuck any other charity
This shit would be the dopest and noblest pursuit

>What do you mean they're not making profits? I dont give a fuck they stay open
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>>276177229
this is the best idea. i want a house to drive a corvette in
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>>276178806

Yes.

Escorts can also be Pornstars. Like, a lot of them do that king of job part time when they aren't getting fucked in front of cameras.
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>>276174564
not sink it in fucking real estate, thats for sure
probably try to start up a retail chain to compete with gamestop, because it would not be hard at all to one-up them with the way they treat their customers and staff
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>>276178893
The richer you are the more stingy you get.
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>>276178854
>thinking you'll be happy with that much money after a few days of stupid shit
>wanting to be completely useless with no skills whatsoever
>I'm the retard

I think even Anthony Burch can be glad that they are not you.
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>>276174564
>buy great clothes, all the videogames, a great house
>never have to lift a finger for anything ever again
>give a million to each person close to me
>give as much as my close family actually wants up to 10 million
>start a game dev studio, hire the best in the industry
>make the games I always wanted to play but never could
That means Pressure, and all those weird but fun sounding Peter Molydeux tweets.
Also I suppose I'd learn every instrument possible and set up my own studio.
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>>276178995
It's not uncommon for him to give to other devs actually.
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>>276174564

quoting because i want to be one of the cool kids

I would buy lunch with Flo
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>>276178893
>implying Schafer wouldnt manage to blow 50 million dollars
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>>276173929
What a unecesarry waste of money
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>>276177995
>2 billions is SO MUCH MONEY that if you'd put it in the bank and lived off only the interests, you'd still be filthy rich.

Eh... you could live off the interest yes, but you'd also be losing money on that interest since your interest is static rate and still far lower than the rate of inflation. Plus, you'd be handing money to the banks to do shit like invest in companies that want to restrict the worlds internet and rights. You're better off not doing that at all. Though it's hard to avoid banks, they're generally not good for you or the local and global economy.
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>>276178995

>Implying those pretentious hipster fucks with degrees in vidya design deserve anyone's money

Fuck no

Nintendo's publicly traded right? Just buy fucktons of nintendo's shares and force them to make a new f-zero
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>>276176106
he was broke bitch ass nigga
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>>276176703
He sold Mojang to Microsoft, not Minecraft.

He still owns Minecraft.
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>>276178721
He's a /v/irgin, he's probably jerking off over whatever unfulfilled fantasy he can now purchase.
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>>276179051
You are posting on /v/ right now, can you say you are happy?
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>>276178806
Yeah, pretty much. They'll also cuddle with you and pretend they're your girlfriend if you're into that.
It feels fucking fantastic, but you'll feel even worse than before afterwards and it's also highly addictive. It's like a rather fancy drug, really.
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>>276176109
>Buy an apartment in Vancouver
why would you want to live in this shithole?
i'm trying to get out of here as soon as i'm done with college.
the only thing that is any good here is the chinese food and mountains if you're an outdoors nut.
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>>276174564
Buy a nice house with a big yard
Buy 2 great danes that can chill in said yard
Go out to eat all the time (except breakfast)
Buy some property and put it up for rent so I can get some more money
Open an arcade that doesn't require tokens. Free games for everyone
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>>276179184
You know how hard it would be to just hide away 2 billion dollars even if it was all in hundreds?
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>>276178806
>Are escorts just clean hookers?
Kind of. Some hookers use the term "escort" as a legal thing. Once you start having to pay a few thousand for a night with a girl, you're dealing with real escorts.
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>>276174564
Buy my parents anything they want and take care of my dad with cancer
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>>276179051

Nice memes anon.

Unlimited money means you don't have to worry about basic needs or working. You can dedicate your life to self-improvement and a healthy lifestyle. You can travel and fuck foreign bitches. Or get escorts, because love a shit.

>m-money doesnt buy happiness

One can easily recognize an inferior mind like this.
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>>276178141
The existence of unhappy millionaire kind of defeats your argument.
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>>276174564
Use it to look after my friends and family as well as myself. Fuck charities, I don't owe anyone shit.
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>>276179348
>and take care of my dad with cancer
There's some things money can't buy, Anon...
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>>276179272
Like western hostess clubs but with actual sex? Is it cheaper than real girlfriend?
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>>276178791
Post yours faggot
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>>276179051

People who cant be happy with infinite money are people that dont spend it in the right way

Look at that asian fucker that made millions and then went back to his home village in bumfuck nowhere

He mowed it all down and built swanky apartment blocks for them all to live in 4 FREE

THATS how you spend your money

After you have the penthouse suite with hot tub and unlimited room service and hookers and drugs

You give something back

You be the most debaucherous hedonistic asshole in the world
And nobody will judge you because fuck man you do nice shit too
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>>276178141

you're right. happiness is a mindset not a situation.

it can however get rid of problems
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>>276178805
>Use $750 million for charitable cause. Hire a team to make sure every penny is spent on the right thing.

good boy
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>>276179452
I know, but I want him to be happy and not work anymore.
;_;
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>>276179424
>Fuck charities, I don't owe anyone shit.

WORD

I'd probably still do some charity, but on a small scale. Fuck giving gorillions of dollars to ungrateful damned souls.
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>>276174564
Commission one of those sick ass statues Blizzard gets at every blizzcon. Maybe of ragnaros.
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>>276176106
>Money can't buy happiness.
It's only poor people that parrot this saying. And rarely rich people spreading misinfo so that other don't become rich too.
Being rich is fucking fantastic.
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>>276176630
>he deserves respect
he was lucky
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>>276174564
expand the road infrastructures in my town so everyone won't die from a volcanic eruption
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>>276179467

>Cheaper than real girlfriend

No
No hookers are ever actually cheaper than real girlfriend's because if you know what you're doing you wont have to spend shit to get with a slut
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>>276179375

Happiness is not something that can be calculated, but we know how a person can live an happy life.

No stress. Having money means that you don't have to worry about reaching the end of the month for the rest of your life.

No need to force yourself into jobs you might have because you need money.

All the top quality foods will be available to you. You will always be able to satisfy your needs.

So yes, Money doesn't directly buy happiness, but it allows you live a lifestyle that can easily make you happy.
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>>276179467
>Is it cheaper than real girlfriend?
As someone with a gf. No. I don't spend much on my gf at all, she's pretty independent. You'll be spending a few thousand a night on an escort.
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>>276173929
I wouldn't be able to live with myself knowing I made money off of someoneelses idea etc.

He's also fat and balding, why would I want to be him? Also fedora wearing.
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>>276179576
With or without stubby heroic phase 4 legs?
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>>276177445
>America's undisputed king of comedy

Never before has a comedian been so overrated.
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>>276179364
>can travel and fuck foreign bitches
I need a billion dollars for that?
>Escorts
lol
>Unlimited money means you don't have to worry about basic needs
Or you could just kill yourself, you've already made it clear that nobody loves you.
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>>276179467
>Is it cheaper than real girlfriend?
Hell no, it's a LOT more expensive. Unless you intend to get a really expensive girlfriend, that is.
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>>276179006
My city has arcades, they just don't have the weeb rhythm games I want to play.

A given arcade in this city is
65% redeemable ticket shit or claw machines
10% driving games
10% gun games
5% old arcade games
8% DDR
2% other rhythm games, nothing gud
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>>276174564
Finance my own feminist movement that tries to push for more nudity and sexual content in vidya.
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>>276179375
They're not spending their money correctly then. Money can definitely buy happiness.
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>>276177219
>white guy opening up a nightclub in tokyo
good look with that friend!
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>>276179227
He does not, the IP belongs to Mojang and be extension, Microsoft.
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>>276179747

>wahwah i cant argue at all

You tried.
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>>276176106
He was broke you idiot
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>>276174564
gifts for everyone

set aside 1 million dollars in gifts for anons on /v/
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>>276178805
>Use $750 million for charitable cause. Hire a team to make sure every penny is spent on the right thing.

fucking smart
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>>276174564
fund (original) videogames. Probably a translation company for weebshit as-well.
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>>276179761
This. It's my dream that in the future nudity in media is incredibly common.
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>>276176630
I don't agree. It was more of a right time, right place situation imo.
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>>276179674
But you're forgetting something:

With all the money to have no worries in life, you suddenly realise just how pointless it all is. It's why NEET's are too lazy to work.
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>>276179761

Fucking genius
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>>276179536
>Hire a team to make sure every penny is spent on the right thing.
But you have to hire two more teams to independently investigate the investing team to make sure they are actually doing it legit and not just inventing their own 'charitable causes' to take your money, which people do, especially for that kind of money.
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>TFW You just want $10-$20 million so you will never have to work and you can buy a nice house for your family and see the world and live a secure, comfortable upper-class lifestyle

Anyone who says money can't buy you happiness is a bullshitter.
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>>276179843
>be
by
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I'd give all of that money into biomechatronics research, then buy a full prosthetic body as soon as it's available.
Cyborgs are the future.
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>>276179490
I'm middle class and white, if I need something I can get while still being able to afford my basic needs. Not counting giving back to others, I don't really need shit.

Sorry I'm already happy.
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>>276179337
build a vault
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>>276179761

Fuck, now you're giving me an idea.

I wonder if Anita would accept an offer for a porno. 20 millions dollars.

Then hire 4 black guys, some expert cameramen and watch it go, then release the full HD video for free on every site available.

Then proceed to buy Gawker and every major internet outlet and become the fact twister.
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>>276179898

You realize that would probably cause you to become bored with said media right?

It would lose its appeal
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How much is Gaben worth?
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>>276174564
Fund 10-30 different shitty groups that are willing to accept a split of 50/50 of sales where I fund them 1 million dollars per year to produce something in 3 years. I'll even provide the work building.

I can have fun while being an idea guy among said studios I own.
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>>276178641
It is a good thought. Also shows those idiots who try and shame people out of suicide whats what
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>>276173929
I think i'd move to a nice place in north Sydney, and spend a lot of money on having kids with specifically chosen genetically healthy women.

And make independent movies for fun, might even bankroll a few vidya games
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>>276179853
>"I don't have an argument so I'll just make fun of him!"
Stay mad poorfag
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>>276179906
And that's when you turn to hedonism.
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>>276174564
I would buy all the LP's I want.
And a decent house.
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>>276174564
Create two companies that sell the same product/service without anyone knowing. Make them have fierce publicity battles so that people have a stand for wich one is better. And then make it rain
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>>276180067
Billion easily.
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>>276174564
>Buy a shitload of guns
>Buy an island
>Populate said island with animals and plants and shit
>Make sure the ecosystem is balanced so that it will sustain itself.
>Personal hunting reserve that I hang out with /k/ommandos on
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I would buy out Brazzers and have myself star in every film as an extra, commenting inappropriately at what's going on to ruin it for the viewer.
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>>276179993

You have to work for it and you're never safe from a crash.

And don't say you don't have a debt.
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>>276174564
move to korea and marry a kpop idol
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>>276174564
Buy 4chan from moot.

why has no one replied saying this?
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>>276180067
1.5 billion according to google
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>>276179958
I think it would be safer to say whoever says money can't buy happiness has never had a substantial sum of money.
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>>276179958
but people with all that money aren't happier emotionally than other people.
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>>276179752

And a really expensive girlfriend is pretty much just an escort anyway

>>276179993

If we could all be so happy
Im working class and white

But I'm a depressive so I'm working through that shit

But even I can accept that money would solve a lot of my problems and make me happier
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I'm poor but at least I'm a 6'1'' skinnyfag and my dick is 7 inches long.
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>>276180067
100$ a pound

though this begs the question. How much richer is notch with one game than the other game companies who have been producing games for years.
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>>276180067
100x notch probably
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>>276174564
Give 10 million to each of my brothers and sister. 30 to my parents. Buy up the houses around my childhood home, demolish them and replant the forest they ruined to build that hoodrat trap low rent houses they built, buy a small house in ANchorage and a nice cabin by Big Lake, a nice beach house in St Augstine. Live off interest and stay in school until I get my doctorate, work part time to keep myself busy.
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>>276180161
Because 4chan put Moot into crippling debt.
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>>276174564
Buy a relatively cheap apartment in some Southern state in a good neighborhood and just live modestly.
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>>276180067
Considering Steam is bringing in billions since 2010 and he owns the majority of Valve.. uhh if I had to pull a number out of my ass 3 billion unless he's saving for a rainy day for Valve then 1.5billion
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>>276180067
$1.5 billion, estimated in 2013.
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>>276174564
Contract Obsidian to make a game and give them enough time and money to actually finish it for once.
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>>276180256

Try $10,000 a pound.
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>>276180256

Developers don't make much money. Publishers do.

EA is filthy rich, so is Ubisoft, Activision and so on.

Developers make money, but not THAT much money.
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>>276180224
can you buy dick increase surgery?
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>>276174564
Buy a condo in San Fransisco
Pay off my parents' debt and buy em a nice house
Same with my sister
Buy a vacation house in Japan
Buy fleet of high end bicycles, old and new
Invest a shitload of it for a regular income to pay property taxes/utilities
Spend the rest of my life riding bikes and getting super stoned
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>>276180148

>Not doing this shit and then offering a bunch of money to people to come to the island and hunt each other and pretty much simulate the hunger games
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>>276174564
I would keep 10 million to live on and use the rest funding research and creating a charity.
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>>276180302
>And he still doesn't sell us to China

I now remember why I love you moot.

Bring back pol
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>>276173929
>Why haven't you made a shitty game in Java yet, /v/?

>being this assblasted you didn't make minecraft
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>>276180202
Still would rather cry in a mansion than a regular house.
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>>276173929
>guy who makes a shitty lego simulator is worth 2.5 billion

It's good to know our post-modern society has its priorities straight.
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>>276180370

Yes but unnatural dicks are fucking weird

The science isnt quite there yet
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>>276180159
>You have to work for it

And I'm supposed to be upset about that? Life is hard.
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>>276178324
I don't think people realize this. I think the only way people can realize that most of their lives doesn't really matter (and like, intuitively "get" and understand that) is if they are faced with a near-death experience at some point. It's sort of a switch that is turned in you and you realize that nothing really matters, reputation, fame, money, family, etc. Nothing is important and there's no point worrying too much about anything. It's a pretty eye opening experience that I wish more people had, because as you said, after you're dead it all dissipates and everyone moves on.
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>>276179906
>With all the money to have no worries in life,
Money doesn't remove all worries it just removes the more basic ones.

Here's a thought experiment for you. Imagine I came across you unguarded and shot you in the chest... what does your money buy you? Because if you were correct that you have no worries in your life, then this shouldn't be a problem because otherwise you might be worried you're about to die and your money isn't going to help you one bit. Likewise other similar problems exist as well depending on your motives and needs. Not everyone hates everything in life whose only goal is to collect money and eat. Some people want to interact with the world, kind of like the entire reason you're even posting on a board right now. None of your money will make you smarter and a lot of the times it can only marginally help improve things you want improved. Have a billion dollars to cure the cancer of the one you love? Say good bye to a billion dollars not curing it, because there's a limit on what money can do.
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>>276180202

and how many rich people do you know?
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>>276180504
>The science isnt quite there yet
But... but... I HAVE MONEY! MONEY MAKE ME HAPPY!
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>>276180370
Not really, but soon you'll be able to buy a new dick entirely. Get ready for 14 inch monsters.
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>>276180370
You can, but have fun having no sexual sensation whatsoever with your mutilated shit.

9" masterrace here. I'm glad I'll never know this pain of inadequacy.
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>>276180159
>And don't say you don't have a debt.
Would it be so weird if people didn't have any debt?
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>>276180608
Not him, but I know a few. Very cheery and they get whatever they want.
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>>276173929
next time microshit buys out my company for 2 billion, ill let you know.
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>>276180723

people who get to keep all their income are typically considered well off
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>>276180683
I have money!
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>>276177793
Money isnt everything
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>tfw paid 70 million dollars for a house and can't get the smell of black people out of it
>>
I'd make a "how to make a porn video" video and put it on youtube.

>Girl starts oohing and ahhing or guy opens his mouth at all
>"SHUT THE FUCK UP"

>Don't do close ups of the genitals, I can't see fucking shit
>Don't do close ups of the guys ass/balls
>Don't fuck in shitty positions that look awkward and only has the guys dick go in about an inch
>Don't put fucking music in the video
>Don't hire girls who have a face that says they're being molested when they're fucking

and stuff like that.
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>>276180863
Keep telling yourself that
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>>276180723
>Would it be so weird if people didn't have any debt?

Yes, considering the economy runs on debt.

The only way to not have debt is by not even being an independent person (underage) or rich. Everybody middle class eventually has a debt.
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>people posting extreme circumstances to prove that being rich isn't any better than being middle class

Everybody knows that the moment you become rich your girlfriends gets cancer, your child will die in a car accident and you will be shot while taking a walk in the park.

See? money doesn't make life any easier.

>mfw
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>>276180863
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>>276180882
Jay Z and Beyonce were bidding on it, not owning it.
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>>276180898
>watching 3DPD porn
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>>276180202
I've thought of happiness as a threshold. If you were born into wealth and riches is all you've ever known, you've already reached that threshold that money could give you. It's like buying an expensive item and you're excited for it, but eventually the excitement wears off because you're used to it.

But if you've been poor all your life and you suddenly become rich, you've got plenty of time before you reach that contentment threshold. It's a whole new lifestyle for you. Yes, you will eventually get used to it, but money can buy you a boatload of new experiences you would have missed out on had you stayed poor.
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Where are all the posters claiming that they have millions from Youtube/autismbux/running a business since they were 14?
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>>276177669
That's why no one remembers Napoleon, Caeser, or Genghis Khan right?
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>>276180608
Plenty of cops are pretty fucking rich and they're still bitter assholes. Not stupid rich, just lower rich. In the 1-5 millions on salary alone. If they invest better that puts them above some of the 'rich' fucks in government who get paid less than what they do.
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>>276180934
>girlfriend
>child
>taking a walk
This is /v/ you're talking about
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>>276174564
Buy everyone in my famiry a million dorrar house and give them ten million each to live off of

Take the rest of my money and buy some land where I can be alone, maybe 1000-2000 acres. Start up my own record label and get shit done

i-i'll also go to japan and try and find a super cute natural japanese girl to make my waifu
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"If you could afford anything, nothing would have value." - Sun Tzu
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>>276174076
dang son I was only watching Conan the Barbarian a few hours ago.
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>>276180926
>The only way to not have debt is by not even being an independent person (underage) or rich. Everybody middle class eventually has a debt.

>live in an apartment in the city
>$37k in the bank
>bought my car with cash
>make $22.50/hr

I've never had debt and I refuse to ever have debt. I know my credit score will never be great but I don't want to ever take out a loan anyways.
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>>276181000
>looking at $60 million dollar house
>Jay-Z and Beyoncé fucked in it
>pay $70 million
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>>276181081
The only millionaires on 4chan are trust fund kiddies.
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>>276179691
few thousand? try like $300 for a high end one.
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>>276180275
>ANchorage
lets kouken
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>>276181167
He can't afford everything shut the fuck up.
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>>276181090
>history legends who helped shaped the world and made it what it is today
>versus some guy who was in a couple of movies

oh okay anon. I guess pewdiepie will be remembered hundreds of years later too!
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>>276181260
Did you even read my post?
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>>276181167

Reminder than Sun Tzu did not live in an era of global information exchange and globalization.

He didn't have no vidya.
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Let's all be clear, if we were rich, we wouldn't be wasting our time on 4chan.
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>>276180903
Power is better than money. Money can only buy you so much.
Otherwise you're misunderstanding vital philosophy.

Here's the babby version since you don't intuitively grasp it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILmBcDltJQI
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>>276174564
Best a nice place, nothing too big. Just enough to hold a family.
Buy my Mum a nice house and give her an early retirement.
Travel the world
Take up some hobbies. Perhaps Karate, learn another Musical instrument etc.
Build that Games Room I've been dreaming about for years, fill it with Pinball, Air Hockey, Arcade Machines. Not to mention a great Gaming PC with any console and a big TV.
Start a family.
Live off the rest
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>>276181226

>live in an apartment

you don't own your dwelling so you are in debt
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>>276174564
>Buy Gawker Media, Polygon, Gamasutra, etc.
>Shut them down
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>>276181383
I'm just saying I'd pay money to watch them fuck...
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>>276180386
London?
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>>276173929
JELLY BEANS!
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>>276181423

ahahah IMPLYING

I would just browse it in an house 10 times bigger than this and with an Escort sucking me off under the disk while i shitpost.

>living the dream
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>>276181423
If I were rich I'd waste even more time on 4chan
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>>276181423
You're right, if I got 1b right now I'd have to spend at least a few months doing other shit.

then i'd be back
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>>276181423
I probably would after a year or two. Not as much time as nowadays but still.
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>>276181489
>pay 6 months in advance

No I'm not.
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>>276181489
He isn't if he rents it.
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>>276180863
Because, you know having lots of money is such a terrible premise, that people who have it can't focus on anything else, right?
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>>276180719
>9" masterrace here
>mfw you think women enjoy you poking their uterus with your 9x4.5 inch dick
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>>276174564
probably spend it all on R&D for the ultimate form of masturbation

>inb4 just have sex with women
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>>276181423
I honestly can't think of anything better I could do if I had infinite money than browse 4chan
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I swear to fucking god, I'll study what makes a game popular among kids and autists and make myself a billionare.

I fucking swear.
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>>276181501
Better is buying Gawker Media, Polygon, Gamasutra, etc. firing all the writers and having comic writers do satirical articles and see if anyone notices.
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>>276181058
Happiness is an chemical response to the lack of scope of understanding or delusional thinking. The price of happiness is ignorance.
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>>276181597

but you don't own it. you don't collect rent, you pay rent
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>>276181615
lol keep telling yourself that while I please your GF babydick
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>>276175546
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Buy every japanese localization company and have them work under NISA so that every single game released will be censored to the extreme

buy the localization rights to major jap games and make sure EOPs can never touch them again by not bringing them over
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>>276181006
>Not watching 3DPD traps getting fucked so hard their flacid useless dicks are flapping against their stomach
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>>276174564
ID BY YOUR LOOOOVE
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I'm jealous of Notch's fat stacks of cash but I wouldn't buy a mansion. That shit just isn't comfy. I'd rather an apartment in a ritzy apartment building. You know, the guy with door greeters that shoo away homeless and accept your deliveries.
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>>276181615
>I can't not put it in all the way
>aiming for the uterus and not the pelvis

Do you even sex?
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>>276175546
>tfw you will never cum 10 times in one night and be worshiped by two big booty latina goddesses as a god
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>this is the result of the early support /v/ gave him
>he stops updating the game at a decent pace, leaves development to others, sells the game to microshit, leaves Mojang
And this is why you never, ever, ever buy early access/alpha shit.
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>Hey guys I'm rich so I'm just going to waste it all on unnecessary shit I don't need
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>>276181680
Anon.... Paying in advance means the apartment owner is in debt to richfag anon, and richfag anon has an asset because he has paid his expenses in advance

and btw rent is an expense not a liability (read debt)
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>>276180569
Your first thought after realising that is of becoming one of those idealised characters you see in anime, films, tv etc. who spend their lives doing whatever the fuck they want and it always just goes their way.

Then you get realistic and realise that's a fast ticket to prison or an early grave.
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>>276181690
lel
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>>276180386
>and pretty much simulate the hunger games
>hunger games
Get out.
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>>276181740
I would tip that nigga like Reddit tips fedoras.
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>>276181513
You gross motherfucker.
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>>276181615
This. I'm not incredibly big but I have a small gf. I always have to go slow and cant even put it in all the way without her wincing in pain.
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>>276181680
He leases it you mongoloid, that's not debt. He doesn't owe anyone a sum of money, he just pays every month for the continued use of a product. That's like saying you're indebted to someone if you have a magazine subscription or gas/electricity/internet.
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>>276173929
Do you think he'll manage to spends even 20% of all the money he has? He seems like pretty down to earth guy.
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>>276181825
Notch started this shit really.
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>>276181423
If I was rich I'd spend more time on 4chan anon. Why wouldn't I? The only thing keeping from being here all day is actual responsibilities.
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>>276175576
>The state has its faults
I see that joke you let slip.
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>>276181916
>pretty down to earth
>$70,000,000 house
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>>276181893
she was cuter back in the early 00's
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Man if i had that money, I'd buy an old aircraft carrier, buy the rights to motorstorm from evolution and run the motorstorm festivals on some random islands and life insurance for all the petrolhead adrenaline junkies.

What would you do /v/?
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>>276181893
yes, chicks can make ugly faces. Beyoncé is hot as fuck. Jay isn't that good looking buy I like watching hot chicks fuck weird looking dude.
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"Woo, /v/!"
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>>276176019
I think the anon meant "He probably has a personal accountant ensuring that he manages his money"
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>>276182019
Considering that he has around 3 billion usd, I'd say that's down to earth.
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>>276175546
Is it bad that it took me 10-15 mins to get the reference?

Now I feel like watching Office Space, thanks anon
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>>276181901
Anon, you need to preheat the oven before you put the meat in. Either she's not enjoying it properly or she's broken.
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>>276181615
There's a catch 22. Every woman wants to be poked by it once, but then they won't like it. But if you have a perfect sized one, that's still not impressive enough that they'll want it even if it's the best they'll have.
Large dicks open up more opportunity, but only the far rarer size queens will enjoy it. It can still be useful as an icebreaker all other things aside.
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>>276173929
>not spending $100 million to make an even bigger mansion on a 1000 acre plot in Wyoming.
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>>276182107
>he has around 3 billion
>down to earth
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>being a billionaire
>moving to the worst country on Earth

for what purpose
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>>276181615
Tell you what a ugly mexican bitch told our health class,

3 inches is all you need for a virgin but a girl can get tired of it.
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>>276173929
well, because there's no way 100 million 12 year olds and 50 million autistis will buy it for 10 bucks.
and i don't like to rip-off other people ideas
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>>276182203

no better place to live as a billionaire
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>>276181901
RIP Best Girl
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>>276181858
Not worrying too much about anything and doing anything are 2 separate concepts.
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>>276182083
Beyonce is uggo.
Jay is hideous.

You're a weirdo.
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>>276182107
It's not. That's not how down to earth works. It's non-relational.
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>>276182203
>being a billionaire
>moving to the worst country on Earth

Only if you're not a billionaire
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