>you are given the chance to marry poison
>before the marriage you must choose whether she has a dick or a pussy
>the choice can never be reversed
what do you choose?
What kinda retarded question is that?
Vaginaobviously. IT'S ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND STEVE
do i not get a choice that my wife is an in-and-out-of-prison gang member and her best friend/only legit source of money is a giant german man who i may or may not have to host multiple times a week.
do i know she framed a city hero for her crimes and there fore lead to his ultimate spiral down ward?
also does she always wear the same outfit or does she have other shit too?
also pussy i guess, and i honestly dont care is she was born or post op.
>With a pussy
If you don't pick the dick, then you're a huge faggot.
>implying poison isnt obviously well endowed