>you are given the chance to marry poison >before the marriage

Both or no dice

Vagina so we can have children

cock

>>276049474
Dick for maximum pleasure.

Who in their right mind would choose cock?

Oh right, this is /v/

>>276049565

why would you not just choose dick and fuck her in the ass when you need a hole? they both feel the same, but then she's got a dick for you to use too.

>>276049474
Dick, obviously.
Literally the best objective choice.

>>276049685
Same if I'm marrying her I want to have a family

Well its only cannon to choose the dick silly anon.

a masculine vagina

>>276049828
>vagina feels the same as asshole
Virgin detected

>>276049685
>>276049854

>wanting children
>with Poison of all people

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>>276049474
What kinda retarded question is that?
Vagina obviously.

IT'S ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND STEVE

>>276049765
Why would people even post in this thread?

Oh right, this is /v/

>>276049474
Well it depends how long her cock would be, and how tight her pussy would be.

>>276049474
Whatever she wants. She probably wouldn't marry me though... unless she likes cuddly fat lizardly people.

>>276049474
well if she still has an ass i would choose dick so she can put it inside me after i put it inside her :)

>>276049987
well that's not the picture I meant to post

>>276049474
I agree with Rose's face when I saw a hung Megaman on the board

How big would the dick be? This is the deal breaker.

>>276050042
This

>>276049474
do i not get a choice that my wife is an in-and-out-of-prison gang member and her best friend/only legit source of money is a giant german man who i may or may not have to host multiple times a week.
do i know she framed a city hero for her crimes and there fore lead to his ultimate spiral down ward?
also does she always wear the same outfit or does she have other shit too?
also pussy i guess, and i honestly dont care is she was born or post op.

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>>276049474

Vagina.

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>>276049474
>Poison
>With a pussy
If you don't pick the dick, then you're a huge faggot.

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>>276050042

>implying poison isnt obviously well endowed

All faggots should die

>>276049474
Pussy

Only the closet gay futafags would choose dick.

"F-futa doesn't make me gay"

Stop lying to yourself, your parents already know.

>>276049474
Having a dick gives you one less thing to fuck. On the other hand though if you're into that

>>276049474

pussy
im straight