What happened to the dolphin video game thread?
Lets start one again!
is it cracked yet?
Glorious reverse engineer anon is working on fixing the memory leak. He is almost done
x64 version is cracked
x86 version has some check on the exe, it could be cracked using a dll file that gets loaded in after the exe check and patches it but I'm too lazy to write that up
Anyway uploading the cracked x64 now
https://livechan.net/chat/v chatting here too btw
Download link for the game? I was too slow in the previous thread.
Holy shit it's been almost two years since this was fotm
Those threads were magical for /v/. Anon killed a small developer's server, overloaded several streaming sites with hits and someone really did hide a shitload of dolphin porn in a download.
This is vaguely related to the passage of time, it's just something that hit me suddenly. When did people stop using line break after the post number they're referring to? Like what I did in this message. I've been doing this for years, then I think yesterday someone commented that people don't do this on 4chan, as if it's some way to point out newfriends. Now I look at all these replies and suddenly I notice they really don't. What the fuck? When did this start? Why has my brain been filtering this? I'm so confused. Or have people always been doing that and I'm the only one who's been using line break?
If the devs happen to stop by this thread, open a Patreon.
People are pirating the game because almost everyone is poor and life threateningly horny and a Patreon would help the rich generous fucks make everyone happy.
Most people never did. I just looked through old screnshots and as early as 2004 most replies had no line break. From the little sample size it seems like using line breaks always hovered at 5-10%.
i been here since around 09 i think and i never used it
looks good tho. then again most of the times i don't even bother using capital letters so my posts look like shit anyways.
This memory leak shit is the ultimate DRM measure. It lets you start the game and load a scene, then runs it for 30 seconds half halfheartedly until your game locks up completely. Just giving you a taste and making you want to play more.
>mfw memory leaks are the DRM of the future.
okay um so I managed to get the game to load and it works fine it the menu (it used to crash for me after 20-30 seconds there) but it still crashes when I try to start the actual game
>read your post
>oh i must be in the wrong thread
>it's the right thread
dis game mayne
last time i had this much fun was when i managed to get killed in some online dating sim
Wait nigger are you trying to cheat me again?
Crack (x86 and x64, make sure you read the readme):
It's actually pretty impressive for what it tries to do. No shitty humor like in Bone Town (doesn't mean it's serious), the unity physics shit when you fuck or solve "puzzles" is actually kind of engaging and the graphics are also ok.
But for gods sake, why does everything take hours to do? Took me 2 1/2 hours to complete the whole thing as it now and that's by no means justified if I think about what happened in those hours. 80% of the time you just stand there and wait for speechbubbles to pop up or npc to execute their actions.
>slime thing ports away
>i have to search for it
>go to second floor
>"this is where that cute girl lives"
>ring the bell
>do the only sensible thing as she opens and pull out my dick
>she gets pissed and storms off
>game tells me she won't help me now
>it wasn't lying
>no response no matter what I do
Don't tell me I have to start over
>Donated them $120 and downloaded official 3.0
>Memory leaks and game crashes
>Works like a charm
Only on /v/ would a porn game get fixed in under two hours by some random guy. I love you guys.
>I gotta make an excuse
invitation for coffee
what is her trigger word? I even talked about her fucking painting in the back of a wolf fucking a ninja and she got all mad at me
I still find myself using linebreaks all the time, usually after I've conveyed an entire thought or message.
So basically you end up with my posts looking like this. I think it makes my posts easier to read.
Yeah, I was standing around the projector flipping through the images it was taking him forever to move on to the next bit of dialog.
Worm puked, 5 minutes later he finally mentions it.
I just want to take a moment to say, thank you based REfag
Thanks, heres a classic Pirotess for you.
really wish someone moddedher into the game.
Try this, make sure you've set it to opengl in video settings before starting a game too
Let me know how it goes
It worked for me. However you have to edit the settings ini to opengl.
By sweet Athenas eyes Godspeed anon.
I think it works, but there seems to be another problem
I started the game and went in tge settings menu to change res, quakity etc., but before i managed to click on "apply" the thing stopped working until it crashed
After this i can't even start the game anymore, it crashes imnediately
Maybe it has to do with my crappy PC, but still weird
Radeon guy here
Now it works on directx vanilla, but crashes after a while. Are you sure that x86 d3d9.dll is reliable? If I use the game goes to the menu and when I choose a story it crashes.
If i leave DirectX in the settings, the game won't start
If i use OpenGL it crashes immediately
And if i try open it without the crack at all, it starts but won't survive the menus, crashes pretty soon
There's something wrong with the x86 version of the crack, i think
stop messing around and start posting webm with actual sex for fucks sake
>why does much shitty game with terrible everything have the best clothing physics.
Because that's all it has.
Controls, animations, gameplay, sex; which is the entire point of the game, all of it is shit.
Woo hoo you get to pull her clothes off, congratulations.
>illusion games have good VA, and animations and actually have sex poses.
>a sex game without sex and physics is better.
This is how he makes so much money, off of faggots like you hoping that he comes out with something better.
>This looks fun, maybe I should try a previous version while this one is fixed
>ERROR: No texture suppport for [size = (32,24), usage = 512, format = 22], please upgrade your video drivers.
You like being fucked over don't you?
Artifical girl suffered the same thing.
Half decent animations and severe lack of positions hidden behind "gameplay"
It had the illusion of immersion which overtook everything else and made it mediocre.
Xstoryplayer has physics which hide that its shit at everything else.
>You like being fucked over don't you?
No I like to virtually fuck in videogames, and even a shallow mechanic makes it better, sure I like AA and other stuff like Klub with more animations, and those unity experiments the japs keep spewing out, but as I was saying.
Potential. Thats all.
Potential doesn't make it better, it has to deliver first. When everyone posts how amazing something is, that gets people to buy it, and now the dudes being a jew and going slow as fuck while still limiting the whole point of the fucking thing in the first place, the sex.
What the fuck is this game and where can i get it
>mfw seeing these webms
thats what you want to think.
It's not really him thats the problem, its the praise hes getting for not doing much but having a physics tech demo.
It'd be fine if people praised it for just that, but there are people that call it the best sex game ever when the point of it isn't even sex.
>you will never watch the original streams again
Are the bodies still really stiff?
i remember i body checked this bitch off the desk with my dick and she just laid face first in the ground still in position
i laugh as much as i fap in this game, quite a mix
Boobs and asses and penises got softer.
You still have to penetrate orifices really fucking slowly, but now your dick sorta snaps into position when close.
No more body checking since things don't slide as easily and you don't have as much force when colliding with things.