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What happened to the dolphin video game thread?

Lets start one again!

is it cracked yet?
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What the fuck is this about?
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>>274804235
it's xstoryplayer

the newest version got released today
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how do I get the girls to poop?
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>you stupid

lel
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>>274804159
I still have it installed from the original thread and subsequent streams. Did they change anything?
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>6 hours till I can play this game
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>>274804385
yea tentacled story line and fast sex option
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fixed memory leak when?
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>>274804159
Mods.
Doing it for free.
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>>274804598
i dont know every thread got deleted
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This Thread shouldn't die.
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what the fuck is wrong with mods

why can't we discuss video games
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that engineer anon should come into the thread to give us some infos about the cracking progression
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>>274805028
>tfw engineer
>tfw engineering school never taught me how to crack games
>tfw cheated out of good education
>tfw when
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Any of you actually managed to get ingame with the new version? Game killed my toaster while still in options, had to hard reset.
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SJWs deleted the old thread
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>>274805614
yea i went ingame for like 2 minutes than i had to restart my pc
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for those of you in the last thread: i got to try the later download link and it has the same problem, just incase if you're curious
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>tfw no crack
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>>274807141
Stop doing drugs and play the dolphin rape game.
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Glorious reverse engineer anon is working on fixing the memory leak. He is almost done
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>>274807380
Well that was fast.
I wonder what this fellow does for a living
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x64 version is cracked
x86 version has some check on the exe, it could be cracked using a dll file that gets loaded in after the exe check and patches it but I'm too lazy to write that up
Anyway uploading the cracked x64 now
https://livechan.net/chat/v chatting here too btw
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>>274807380
I want to believe
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>>274807380
That consumption
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>>274807380
>>274807502
Godspeed, you beautiful bastard.

Where are you finding these updates from based reverse engineer anon?
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Download link for the game? I was too slow in the previous thread.
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>>274807909
https://livechan.net/chat/v
>>274807968
It's posted in livechan somewhere
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>>274807380
>>274807502
>>274807653
noice.
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chrome://mega/content/secure.html#!ygpk1AbL!1rcFWAg5-e758xSp8hvA-kidpS4HkXiZ4l-xyKHK_pE

place this in your games folder, don't rename it
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Holy shit it's been almost two years since this was fotm
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>>274808364
https://mega.co.nz/#!ygpk1AbL!1rcFWAg5-e758xSp8hvA-kidpS4HkXiZ4l-xyKHK_pE
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>>274808484
Thanks for the virus!
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>>274808380

Those threads were magical for /v/. Anon killed a small developer's server, overloaded several streaming sites with hits and someone really did hide a shitload of dolphin porn in a download.
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**http://rghost.ru/59479803**
**TORRENT**
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>>274808484
i just used this crack and opened the game, fapped and my dick exploded
10/10 would botnet again
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>>274808380
That shit convinced me to buy the game like a year ago. I hope they fucking finish the game at some point.
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>>274804159
The fuck game is this?
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>>274809389

lurk more
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>>274808484
thanks op for hot bitch in porn i cum on cat she hiss at penis
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>>274809091
>0 seeds
wew
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Anyone streaming it?
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>>274808380

This is vaguely related to the passage of time, it's just something that hit me suddenly. When did people stop using line break after the post number they're referring to? Like what I did in this message. I've been doing this for years, then I think yesterday someone commented that people don't do this on 4chan, as if it's some way to point out newfriends. Now I look at all these replies and suddenly I notice they really don't. What the fuck? When did this start? Why has my brain been filtering this? I'm so confused. Or have people always been doing that and I'm the only one who's been using line break?
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I'm seeing links and Torrents but I don't know if it's bullshit. Can anyone confirm?
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>>274810519
It's not something I'm used to seeing, but I'm not an autistic cuck who pays attention to that sort of thing
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If the devs happen to stop by this thread, open a Patreon.

People are pirating the game because almost everyone is poor and life threateningly horny and a Patreon would help the rich generous fucks make everyone happy.
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>>274810636

It's legit
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>>274810519

It all comes down to personal posting style. Some people like using the break, others don't bother.
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>>274810519
Most people never did. I just looked through old screnshots and as early as 2004 most replies had no line break. From the little sample size it seems like using line breaks always hovered at 5-10%.
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>>274808484
I keep getting invalid path errors with this bullshit
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>>274810753
>cuck

it always amazes me how fast /v/ can run a buzzword into the ground.
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>>274810519
i been here since around 09 i think and i never used it
looks good tho. then again most of the times i don't even bother using capital letters so my posts look like shit anyways.
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>>274809091
>http://rghost.ru/59479803
this legit?
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The fuck happened?
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This memory leak shit is the ultimate DRM measure. It lets you start the game and load a scene, then runs it for 30 seconds half halfheartedly until your game locks up completely. Just giving you a taste and making you want to play more.

>mfw memory leaks are the DRM of the future.
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>>274811373
It's the same with any insult here really. Abuse it until it loses all meaning and becomes just another word to throw around. i.e nigger, faggot, etc.
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Where is game

Where is fix

No botnet pls
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Any x86/32bit fags in here? REfag needs a tester for the x86 crack
https://livechan.net/chat/v
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>Start game
>Runs like shit
>Turn everything down to low
>Still runs like shit

what the fuck is with this game.
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>>274811974
Are you incapable of reading?
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>>274812101

obviously not, I don't even know what YOUR post says
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>>274808380
>tony hawk sick
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STREAM WHEN
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>>274811902

I have a 32bit os but I'm missing some DLLs, gonna try to fix this and get back to REfag
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How to deal with this memory leak?
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>>274813229
Use the crack from https://mega.co.nz/#!20ww2YqL!DVIpJghy_CTFIeA1TI5txhfzjm2sHMaDkD_i9VtPqSM
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>>274812723
>>274812723
>>274812723
>>274812723

okay um so I managed to get the game to load and it works fine it the menu (it used to crash for me after 20-30 seconds there) but it still crashes when I try to start the actual game
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>>274804159
somebody post the pizza one
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man FUCK this collision detector

what do I have to set it to to teleport my semen?
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Where is the actual game?
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>>274813652
forgot pic
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>>274813585
the d3d9.dll is in the same folder as the xstoryplayer.exe right?
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>>274813868

yeah
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>>274813773
>read your post
>oh i must be in the wrong thread
>scroll up
>it's the right thread
dis game mayne
last time i had this much fun was when i managed to get killed in some online dating sim
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>>274813940
weird, maybe try changing video to use opengl instead of directx because it's directx that im hooking
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>>274811604
0 seeds..
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>>274813773
put shift to around 20 and the other on around 17
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STREAM WHEN

That's the best way to enjoy this game, I just feel pathetic playing it on my own, but it's fun as fuck on a stream
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Anything new in this version?
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>>274814054

doesn't work either, fuck that
still, thanks for trying man, at least the x64 folks can enjoy it
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>>274813515
Wait nigger are you trying to cheat me again?
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>>274814662
it fucking works mate
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what is this game?
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SOMEONE STREAM
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>>274808380

anyone got any of the streams from that time saved?

jesus some of those gave me best laughs of my life
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Fucking board was down

The guy cracked it, it works fine now
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>>274814789
>.exe


Nigga, post up the .DLL files or what ever i'm missing to run this, not some virus.
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What am I supposed to do after the monster thingy gets summoned? The slideshows do nothing.
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>>274815306
look for the porn slideshows

I also know it reacts to your dick but that's how far i've gone
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>lustboi
what the fuck
i ain't opening this shit
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how do you chose the older girls in Fast Sex?
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>>274815062
WEHRE TO GET
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>>274815650
I ran it in a sandbox and it didn't do anything.
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>>274815650

it's a joke pal

it's just literally the game install .exe renamed
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>>274815650
same guy here
I extracted the exe with 7zip, didn't run it
scanned it all
apparently it's safe
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>>274811817

Has twat run it's course yet?
If not, I propose it's immediate use.
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What site supports NSFW streaming?
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Game download:
https://mega.co.nz/#!EFATTS5a!zEkZQdtEFeqrpJWOkZz7MGkUeu0B6z_2Q1XxcXI9SjU
Crack (x86 and x64, make sure you read the readme):
https://mega.co.nz/#!2x4SHQha!OBBqtuX4PCKVfyDfbVpcxyBnxX9c3_m4WNgGVQ_oepA
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>>274817387
Steam
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I see the stretchy penis is still a feature.
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>>274818360
So it's a schlong?
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Since I know at least one of you used it, someone go seed the tpb torrent of the first game.

Don't leave a brother in need.
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>>274811373
that's 4chan in general's new buzzword, pay no mind to it
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>>274818360
fun fact: you can pull yourself forward by dragging your dick
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>>274818602
May God guide my penis
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How do you sync the streams.
This shit seems impossible.
Everything else was straight forward
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>>274818602
Too bad the old 2.1 ability to drag your penis while in a different view is now gone. You have to grab it then switch view and don't let go.
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>>274817424
legit?
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>>274818804
first: ~20
second: ~17
pro tip increase the speed for a faster result
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I accidentally my dick guys.
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>>274819076
Wasn't this scene in one of the Hostel movies?
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>>274818941
okay i see the top left screen changing now, thanks.
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how do i do stuff?
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>>274814247
Amen to that.
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stream stream stream stream
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When I get to the office, where the fuck am I supposed to go?
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>>274821004
before i tell you that, tell me what to do with the creature in the lab?
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>>274817424
>13 mins to play this shit again
Thanks based anon
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>>274821094
this
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>>274821208
i found out!
put him in the exit portal thing then close the thing
>>274821004
grab the keycard from the lab
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What the fuck do I do when i manage to teleport the can?
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>>274822136
put semen in it and do it again
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>>274821530
>put him in the exit portal thing then close the thing

Showed him images, made him splurt the green stuff, now i'm not getting any prompts anymore. What do?
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>>274822340
Keep doing it.
Enjoy waiting.
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>NFOFIX2-MOOTYCLUCK.rar
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Stream when?
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>>274822335
how do i get erect
fucking video games
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>>274822428
Showed him my dick. Now the game demands more simuli.
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So how's the tentacle story/something? Im only interested in that
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>>274822724
nvm figured it out
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>>274822724
press p multiple times
>>274822769
grab the remote and press i
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>>274808380
That was the greatest thread of all time.
All. Time.
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>>274823151
>please no
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You know, not to sound like a shill, but you could just buy it
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Why are the physics so good? I don't understand.
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>>274823481
its not made in the unreal engine
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why do I get 8 fps max?
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>>274823650
get the crack
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>>274823346
You can't, only people who pledged for their kickstarter thing get access for now
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guys i'm missing textures in the office
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Still waiting on that Oculus Rift support
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>>274824083
I'd help you look for them anon, but it's almost 1am here and I'm too lazy to get off my ass

Where have you checked already?
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>>274817424
Could someone re-up to mediafire or something?
Mega never works for me, after it hits 100% and asks me to save the file it just fails and says no file.
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So what's new?
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What do I say to the asian chick?
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I put the crack in the folder, but it's still hogging the RAM and becoming unplayable after a short while, what the shit.
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>>274825071
have you seen my cat?
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>snail disappears
>"I think it's not in here"
>go to map screen
>no other locations
>no thought bubbles in lab
>do all the experiment again
>snail disappears

now what?
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>>274808380
>several hundred gigs of dolphin porn
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>Turn on projector
>Creature starts spewing at sex image
Now what? Nothing happens.
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>>274825703
go out the door and explore
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>>274825425
I have the same problem
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>>274826402
keep going through the images, also take your dick out
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>cyberdyne
lel
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So in Terabytes, how much dolphin porn is it?
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>>274823481
it makes up for having good physics by having terrible animations.
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Are the feet in this game improved yet?
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>>274827901
find a better fetish
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>>274828018
Sorry, can't. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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>>274828132
too fucking bad then ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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It's actually pretty impressive for what it tries to do. No shitty humor like in Bone Town (doesn't mean it's serious), the unity physics shit when you fuck or solve "puzzles" is actually kind of engaging and the graphics are also ok.

But for gods sake, why does everything take hours to do? Took me 2 1/2 hours to complete the whole thing as it now and that's by no means justified if I think about what happened in those hours. 80% of the time you just stand there and wait for speechbubbles to pop up or npc to execute their actions.
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>>274829186
Its pretty crazy how much its trying to do. Its got typed dialogue with ai, physics, when you look down you can see your own dick, a plot, etc
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>>274829669
>when you look down you can see your own dick
something something seeing your own feet in fps something something
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How do you choose the other stories?
Or can't you choose the 2.1 ones in 3.0?
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>>274825425
>>274826743

Yep, same here. Astounding to see it slowly eating it all away.

Looks really good though!
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>>274829186
All of the animations except the sex-related ones are extremely smooth.
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>>274830870
apparently you don't pay attention to walking animations or any of the animations the girls do.
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>>274830738
the jew hasnt upgraded the older stories yet, this is a preview after all
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i have the speed at max and the shift things at 20 and 17 but still nothing is happening what am i doing wrong?
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>>274832145
up by 0.5 on both
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>slime thing ports away
>i have to search for it
>go to second floor
>"this is where that cute girl lives"
>ring the bell
>do the only sensible thing as she opens and pull out my dick
>she gets pissed and storms off
>game tells me she won't help me now

>it wasn't lying
>no response no matter what I do

Don't tell me I have to start over
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>>274833328
you can load.
remember to press f4, if you have further questions, f1
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>Donated them $120 and downloaded official 3.0
>Memory leaks and game crashes
>Installed crack
>Works like a charm
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>>274824009
You can. Just go to their forum. You still can donate and receive your 3.0 version right now.
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>>274834198
>Installed crack

Make an emphasis here, a fanmade crack made by someone who wasn't part of the dev team in under an hour after looking at it for 5 minutes
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>>274833328
Damn son, I just came here to say that.

>>274833495
I never saved on and loaded, took me to the menu. I guess there isn't any auto save.
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Where are the streams?
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>>274834198
piracy is ALWAYS the answer
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>>274834198
I just want to say, god bless you.
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>>274813642
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>>274834920
Kek
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This game is so bad.

Tell me when it gets more positions, and the animations aren't terrible.

The only thing its good for is messing with the physics, the sex shouldn't even be there.
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Only on /v/ would a porn game get fixed in under two hours by some random guy. I love you guys.
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on the xmoonstudio website it says there's a demo, is it good? worth it to download and try it out?
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>>274835376
the dev is half jewish and decided to release new episodes in later version for extra payment
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>I gotta make an excuse

Delivery man
Pizza man
IT department
invitation for coffee
paint salesman
insurance salesman
room service

what is her trigger word? I even talked about her fucking painting in the back of a wolf fucking a ninja and she got all mad at me
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>>274834920
Ok, I have to give this game another shot now...
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>>274835740
its the 2.1 demo, not the latest preview version
>>274835792
have you seen my cat?
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>>274834920
You have to eat ALL the pizza
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>>274835907
is it a good demo tho?
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How to boost frame rate? It's usually at 20-30. I could run the last version at 60.
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>>274835907

how the fuck am I even supposed to come to that conclusion? I don't mean to go full DSP but typable responses are open ended as all hell....whatever, thanks though
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>>274835974
no idea, i played the full version.
but it looks like some of the webms posted here
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>>274836089
the thought bubble when you arrived on that floor tells you that
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>>274836089
Your guy says it in the bubble.
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>>274836279
>>274836340

I must not have been paying attention due to the terrible pacing
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>>274810519
I still find myself using linebreaks all the time, usually after I've conveyed an entire thought or message.

So basically you end up with my posts looking like this. I think it makes my posts easier to read.
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>>274836418
Granted I never linebreak after just one or two sentences as I just did here.
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>>274836392
the 2 first stories were depending on a text input, so there wasnt much waiting
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Why can't I hold all this lostboy.exe
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>>274836392
Yeah, I was standing around the projector flipping through the images it was taking him forever to move on to the next bit of dialog.

Worm puked, 5 minutes later he finally mentions it.
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I just want to take a moment to say, thank you based REfag
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I've installed the crack, but when i try start the game i get an error saying MSVCP120D.dll is missing from my PC, but i do havev that file

Any ideas?
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Anyone else get no texture for some stuff? Mostly doors.
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>>274837037
thats a .net framework thing i think, get the latest from interwebs
>>274837110
open gl?
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>>274837037
>MSVCP120D.dll
wait shit, that's the debug version, i compiled the x86 crack in debug mode
one sec and i'll recompile it for you
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>>274837229
Radeon
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>Accidentally piss on a girl
>Shes into it
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>>274837357
open gl?
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>>274837316
Based, thank you
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>>274837316
Thanks, heres a classic Pirotess for you.

really wish someone moddedher into the game.
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I feel like my graphical fps is locked at 30.
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>>274837037
https://mega.co.nz/#!20YFVLwI!mLOT_wIluE_OetLljxWtLFdl-ZKd56xKgoX2ILh2XSA
Try this, make sure you've set it to opengl in video settings before starting a game too
Let me know how it goes
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I think there's supposed to be something here
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>>274838153
yea, a torture device
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>ask grill to pee for you
>she does
muh dick
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>>274838153
Should be a stockade
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>>274838012
It worked for me. However you have to edit the settings ini to opengl.

By sweet Athenas eyes Godspeed anon.
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>>274838334
i still havent managed to get her into that yet
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>>274838489
keyword is stocks, worked for me, but you need to pull a pin and open it up, then crush her wrists and necks to get it back on her, good luck anon
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>this technology
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>>274837851
This

It showing that my computer can run it at much higher fps, but it's lcoked to 30 for some reason.

How can I disable that?
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>still no stream
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>>274838881
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>>274838457
can u post a pic?

I'm missing many textures in general
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>>274838881
there's a stream right here
>>274838654
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>>274839110
thanks faggot
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>>274838012
Goes to the menu and then I choose a story and crashes. I have Radeon btw.
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>>274839110
lol
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>>274839360
maybe try opening up the settings.ini and make sure it says opengl in there, sometimes it doesn't save properly, if it says DIRECTX just change it to OPENGL
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>>274839552
I did that. Seems more like a issue with Ati, some people are bitching in the forums. Shame.
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>can't sync the streams
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>>274839552
I will try updating drivers
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>>274804159
This belongs in /h/
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best girl
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Do i have to keep dragging this ID card everywhere? Or can i ditch it after entering the office tower for the first time?
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>>274841035
best waifu indeed
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>>274841892
yes. i accidentally in the elevator while playing with my dick, shit is gone for me.
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So is there a list of commands anywhere? I have a good idea but there are some commands that obviously exist but i cannot figure out what specific words I need
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>>274842197
check the forums on their site
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>>274841035
How do i get her to use the floor dildo?
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>>274842185
oh god, fuck this thing.
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>>274842952
u don't need the card faggot, it only tells you u need to get on the 16th floor
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>>274842952
dont worry brother, the next time you warp to the office you will spawn outside the elevators, inside the building ofcourse.
the card is not needed
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>>274838012
I think it works, but there seems to be another problem

I started the game and went in tge settings menu to change res, quakity etc., but before i managed to click on "apply" the thing stopped working until it crashed
After this i can't even start the game anymore, it crashes imnediately

Maybe it has to do with my crappy PC, but still weird
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>>274843190
use directx instead of opengl
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>>274839552
Radeon guy here

Now it works on directx vanilla, but crashes after a while. Are you sure that x86 d3d9.dll is reliable? If I use the game goes to the menu and when I choose a story it crashes.
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>>274804159
All that technology
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>>274843467

oh my god this is terrible

she wont even fight back
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>>274843467
Wait a minute, her face is red for the hits or what?
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>>274843836
Yup, TECHNOLOGY, man
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>>274843836
yes
>>274843467
press ctrl+s in case if you dont know
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Wait

Did they make a sequel?
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>>274844637

welcome to the thread
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Where is the fucking stream ffs
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Okay so most of the stories are unavailable in 3.0.

How much am I missing out and is the only way to access them installing 2.1?
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More webm
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I give up, game does not want to fucking work.
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>>274845694
you could always
http://offbeatr.com/project/the-ultimate-3d-sex-game-a-k-a-xstoryplayer-v9-9-24925473352/pledge/51a4f9c7-b650-4494-aab2-6c740ab761f6
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>>274843308
If i leave DirectX in the settings, the game won't start
If i use OpenGL it crashes immediately

And if i try open it without the crack at all, it starts but won't survive the menus, crashes pretty soon

There's something wrong with the x86 version of the crack, i think
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stop messing around and start posting webm with actual sex for fucks sake
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>>274846150

I will just wait for the finished version. Not this unfinished mess.
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>>274846587
There is literally less content in this fucking version than the last one.
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>>274846512
There is no sex, thats why its not being posted.

There's like at most 2 positions.
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>>274846587
>>274847035
All of the numbered releases are basically prototypes for different shit, they'll put it all into one thing when they're done and charge you for it again.
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One more

Top technology
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Now how the hell do you make her use the stock or any of the other shit?
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>>274847730
you tell her to, obviously
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>>274847730
i put her in an eager mood, took off her clothes and said
>get in the stock
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>>274846512
The sex is the worst part
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>>274847383
50 shades of gray: The Game
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>>274845341
the dev is going to update the older stories
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>>274804159

People arent pounding off to this, are they? It looks atrocious.
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>>274848615
You underestimate us, anon.
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>>274846512

http://a.pomf.se/jfrqoo.webm

delivered
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>>274834920
Shit, was that a picture of a butt or a hamburger?
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>>274848926
Both
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>>274848926

assburgers
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Why does a random porn game has better cloth physics than triple A games?
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>>274849147
Because there's fuck all else going on
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So when can we expect the full version?
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>>274849147
because AAA games usually have more important shit to worry about
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>>274849327
2017
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>>274847383
are they even trying to make the asses look good?
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>>274849482
They aren't trying to make anything look good
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>>274849402
Meh.
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>>274849572

The engine has potential at least. At least its more than slideshow like Illusion or Klub.
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I can't believe I remember the stupid fucking thread that started this.
I can't believe I remember opening the dolphin porn

I need to go /v/
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>>274849147
>why does much shitty game with terrible everything have the best clothing physics.

Because that's all it has.

Controls, animations, gameplay, sex; which is the entire point of the game, all of it is shit.

Woo hoo you get to pull her clothes off, congratulations.
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>>274848926
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>>274849689
Are you shitting me? Stuff like that is the only reason I still come here
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>>274808380
Wow, it looks worse than second life.
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>>274849687
>illusion games have good VA, and animations and actually have sex poses.
>a sex game without sex and physics is better.

This is how he makes so much money, off of faggots like you hoping that he comes out with something better.
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>>274849887
without sex and just has physics*
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>This looks fun, maybe I should try a previous version while this one is fixed
>ERROR: No texture suppport for [size = (32,24), usage = 512, format = 22], please upgrade your video drivers.
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youre supposed to be able to knock them out so you can rape
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>>274849887

As I said potential. And I didnt bought.

Just wished somebody made a decent 3d porn game. But Illusion refuses to make another artificial girl.
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>>274834920
That face is hideous.
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>>274827306
At least 20
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>>274848880
>Dem physics
... So it is just like Skyrim with porn mods.
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>>274849247

Still mang, that's some WoD tier shit going on
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>>274850509
You like being fucked over don't you?

Artifical girl suffered the same thing.

Half decent animations and severe lack of positions hidden behind "gameplay"
It had the illusion of immersion which overtook everything else and made it mediocre.
Xstoryplayer has physics which hide that its shit at everything else.
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>>274851087
Porn games will remain shit until people realize that there's money in making them, which won't happen if everyone just keeps pirating them
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>>274851087

>You like being fucked over don't you?

No I like to virtually fuck in videogames, and even a shallow mechanic makes it better, sure I like AA and other stuff like Klub with more animations, and those unity experiments the japs keep spewing out, but as I was saying.

Potential. Thats all.
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>>274851673
Potential doesn't make it better, it has to deliver first. When everyone posts how amazing something is, that gets people to buy it, and now the dudes being a jew and going slow as fuck while still limiting the whole point of the fucking thing in the first place, the sex.
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>>274852029
>that gets people to buy it

Only faggots who never lived in an age where videogames had demos. And pirating is my way of demoing.
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What the fuck is this game and where can i get it

>mfw seeing these webms
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>>274852029
well its looking like hes a pretty average programmer, so...

having to pay for this little upgrade after already buying the game is the real problem
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>>274852329
read the thread.
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>>274852029
No one here buys porn games.
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>>274852568
thats what you want to think.

>>274852343
It's not really him thats the problem, its the praise hes getting for not doing much but having a physics tech demo.

It'd be fine if people praised it for just that, but there are people that call it the best sex game ever when the point of it isn't even sex.
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>you will never watch the original streams again
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>>274852723
>there are people that call it the best sex game ever
No there aren't
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>>274852723
As I was saying all those unity experiments are interesting. One of these days an anon is going to surprise us all.
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>>274849482
The asses have really nice deformation physics when you fuck them from behind.
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>>274852772
rip tubbs
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>>274852851
Not in this thread.
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Are the bodies still really stiff?

i remember i body checked this bitch off the desk with my dick and she just laid face first in the ground still in position

i laugh as much as i fap in this game, quite a mix
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Playing the 3.0 version got me curious about 2.1. Hope the torrent I found isn't really dolphin with lostboy.
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>>274853423
Boobs and asses and penises got softer.
You still have to penetrate orifices really fucking slowly, but now your dick sorta snaps into position when close.

No more body checking since things don't slide as easily and you don't have as much force when colliding with things.
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>tfw not interested in this game at all but want the dolphin porn
>tfw no more /rs/
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Game name? Curiosity has killed me..

xstory I think I saw?
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>>274855346
read the fucking thread
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>>274804159
> dat ultra setting
> new skin shader
muh dick
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