W-Where do you geekboys think you're going?? Wouldn't

No thanks fatty

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Fucking women always think they are entitled to my fucking time. Get fucked losers, I've got some video games to play.

>>274728249
In this day and age, yeah. I'd rather hang with some chicks. All these new games are shit and last 4 hours max.

I-I have to go get longer pants from the gym because my dick's too big and the other guys laugh at me.

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>>274728249
>tfw guns bully you

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>>274728249
SIT ON MY FACE

PLEASE

IM BEGGING YOU

SIT

ON

MY

FUCKING

FACE

PLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>274728334
>>274728471
>>274729043
>>274729060
Pathetic vermin like you should be humiliated and bullied.

Hey everyone, how is it going, my Game Boys?

>>274729910
Fuckoff cuck

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EAT CARBONITE YOU PIGWHORES

What are you gonna do?

You're a woman. I'm a MAN.
I am physically stronger than you.

But I want to have sex with you, so I'll act like I'm submissive.

>>274729910
That's illegal in the UK.

>>274730431
only to make porn of it, not doing it

and I'm not in the UK so who cares anyway
>>274730125
how is facesitting cucking?

are you a memmer?

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>>274728249
>mfw this actually happened to me
>And I said no

>>274730431

I can only imagine that's the case because the UK has more obesity that the US. n-nuh uh, a-amerifats!

>>274730431
>That's illegal in the UK.
>>274730546
>only to make porn of it, not doing it

haha what the fuck

>mfw britbongs make fun of us for kinder eggs
>mfw britbongs can't sit on faces

Why are you stuttering, bitch?

last time I played with you you took my gum and when I caught you you dropped it in your bra.

>tfw got asked out by two girls at school
>said no to both because I was scared
fuck
i'm going to die a virgin

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>>274728249
Fuck you bitches.

>>274730931
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/a-long-list-of-sex-acts-just-got-banned-in-uk-porn-9897174.html

>>274731104
I know that feel.
But one of them I didn't like and the other asked via proxy so it might've been a ruse, so it's alright

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Where is your PS4, nerd?

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>>274728249
FUCK YOU

>>274731231

>Spanking

>Caning

>Aggressive whipping

>Penetration by any object "associated with violence"

>Physical or verbal abuse (regardless of if consensual)

>Urolagnia (known as "water sports")

>Role-playing as non-adults

>Physical restraint

>Humiliation

>Female ejaculation

>Strangulation

>Facesitting

>Fisting


>female ejaculation is banned

>>274731231
You know I'm reading that article and it says that face sitting can be life endangering.

I am now wondering if you can actually sit full force on someones face and not kill them.

Hovering just doesn't do it for me.

>>274728249
Why would you ruin best gun like that?

>>274731546
Counts as watersports

>>274731385
>owning a meme-system

>>274731546
>female ejaculation is banned

Technically it's banned everywhere because it doesn't exist and is just pissing. Also note that watersports in banned on that list.

>>274728249
They don't really look like the stuttering types.

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>>274731150
Better luck next time

>>274728249
fuck no, I gotta marry my RF4 waifu

>>274731702
>I am now wondering if you can actually sit full force on someones face and not kill them.
have you ever watched facesitting porn?

no you havent

or not enough

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>>274731985

>>274731985
noice
check my 4

>>274731546
>Banning BDSM
What? Why?

>>274732402
It's oppressive

>>274732030
>have you ever watched facesitting porn?

I only watch 2D so I don't have to deal with reality. I'm just curious.

I'm talking full force all poundage ass to face slam jam face sitting, like a chair that is too high for your legs to touch the ground. Not just squat over face or kneeling.

>>274729970
y-yes ma'am

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>>274728249
Sorry I've gotta go train in 500x normal gravity

>>274732365
That's not a 4, this is a 4

>>274732462
Can somebody not from the UK give me a real answer?

>>274732665
people from the UK are stupid

>>274732665
We're working to phase out all pornography, we're just starting with the ones only weirdos like and moving our way up. This is so we can up the birthrates and finally remove kebab

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>>274728249

>>274732665
The UK is a nanny state and probably has more surveillance cameras than the rest of Europe combined. They're bending over and accepting Muhammad into their hearts gracefully.

This is the future they chose.

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>tfw no bf

>>274732486
>I'm talking full force all poundage ass to face slam jam face sitting, like a chair that is too high for your legs to touch the ground. Not just squat over face or kneeling.
yes its very possible, and very fun

I recommend getting a fwb who would like to do that with you, its worth it

>>274732930
And what happens if men decide not to 'man up' and get married and have more children because modern day marriage is a raw deal for them? Now you have a nation of young males with no access to porn to relieve their stress.

>>274731385
stalth marketing

>>274728249
fuck off, i would only not play vidya to hang with Aug-chan

>>274732665
Same reason GTA-V got pulled from AU stores.
>it shows women getting hurt

>>274731379
>asking via proxy
The
Absolute
Worst

doushio

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Someone post femdom please.

>>274728249
Well how the hell was I supposed to know you wanted me to bone you?
Just be blunt next time

>>274733725

Fuck other men :3

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>no cutsie harem manga about teasing

>>274735558
Shut the fuck up you ugly internet gay loser.

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>>274733092
ill be ur bf tomoko

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Sometimes I think I'll never have a boyfriend.

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what do?

>>274735848
Thats because you're a sad queer who's only "gay" because he'll never even be looked at by a woman cos you're so undesirable!

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Choose /v/

>>274735791

:3

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>>274735826
Cebruz*

>>274728249
what the fuck did you do to them?!

>>274735983

>Wanting to date women

kek

>>274735926
Challenge them to a duel

>>274736009
:3 all you want, you'll always be a lonely uggo sperg pretending to be cute on the internet to try and fill that void of being a loser

>>274729970
Y-yes doc

>>274735989
nice compilation of worst girls you have there

>>274735989
Whichever one's the sweetest and/or least violent

I'm done with tsundere-ass trigger happy bitches

>>274735983
I almost wish that was true, I hate having to turn down girls. I feel like a huge dick. But vaginas are disgusting and I like boys too much.

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>>274728249

But OP, thats not my Waifu

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>>274735989

>all of them are white

No thanks.

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>>274736216
>tfw actually qt in real life
>tfw everyone I shared pics with calls me qt

It's almost a blessing and a curse.

>>274728249
>A beautiful woman will never dominate you
Fells bad man

>>274735989
I dont know any if em.

>>274736373
So cute that you have to resort to being a faggot on /v/ at night for attention?

Sure thing, uggo.

>>274736352
All hail Satsuki-sama

>>274728249
O-Only if you show me y-your toes...

What do you say?

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>>274733092
>tfw this avatarfag will NEVER EVER go away.

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>>274731231
God damn brits, who the fuck cares what people do in their privacy, or what they fap to?
What the hell is wrong with you?

>you will never have a fluffy m14
it hurts

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>>274736352
>thats not my Waifu

Is this beauty your waifu?Because it's mine

>>274736352
We love you Satsuki-sama!

>>274736641
That's not actually him posting.

But he will go away one day when he finally kills himself after realising he's spent years of his life being a lonely shitposting shitskin retard and will never get laid.

>>274736532

Why are you so pathetic?

>>274736505
Are you so bored you have to resort to insulting people on the internet because of your insecurity?

>>274736520
>>274736738
>Everyone thinks Satsuki is my Waifu now
Yeah no. My dick does NOT like those fucking eyebrows.
>>274736718
You can have her.

>>274736881
>he will go away one day when he finally kills himself after realising he's spent years of his life being a lonely shitposting shitskin retard and will never get laid.
I hope Goodrafag do this too

>>274736939
It's 2am and making fun of faggot losers on the internet is pretty fun. No insecurity involved, buddy.

>>274735989
Mizore's Mom or Rinko(? The Iori.)

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>>274736881
It is me
i change filenames now

>>274736373
post pics
isnt really special even people write qt to me when i share pics

>>274737472
You're not fooling anyone, nigger.