ITT: older games /v/ would hate if they came out today. If Katamari

>>274692739
no it was created by glourious nippon it couldn't do anything wrong!

It is randumb PewDiePie shit.

IT WAS THE FUCKING BEST.

NAAA NAAAAAAA NAA NANA NA NA NA NA

>Random PewDiePie shit
If it was the same game made by Americans with an American art-style then I'd be inclined to agree, but it's Japshit, so it's definitely not PewDiePie shit.

Devil May Cry

Half the people would be bitching because of the controls and camera angles, the other half would be bitching because Dante looks like a fucking faggot. A few people would be posting trish nudes like it's their job for the next month, and one guy would actually really like the style system and try to discuss it, but get completely drowned out.

It's got a fantastic soundtrack. I can't hate it for that reason alone.

>>274692892
Kill yourself

I wonder what the new one is gonna look like.

>>274693195
You kill yourself. Stop playing shit games.

>>274693102
Then when Devil May Cry 2 came out, everyone would suddenly pretend they really liked the first game.

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If this came out today, /v/ would call it le edgy bullshit
It would probably also spawn a meme similar to Hatgred

>>274693317
You need to stop sitting on dicks.

I remember when they had Katamari as part of Awesome Games Done Quick last year. The Twitch chat was full of people saying, "This game is stupid," and shit like that. Fucking disgusted me.

>>274693482
Lucia gets added to the porn dump pile, as well as the old chick from the beginning.

>>274693317
What's wrong with Katamari Damacy?

I wanna wad you up into my life
let's roll up to be a single star in the sky

>>274693868
It's what OP said it is. Retarded as fuck.

>>274694130
epic

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>look, they're noir skeleton people how random xD spooky spook spooky 2spooky wooky xDD
>"epic"

>>274693508
The first postal is edgy shit with no redeeming factor whatsoever, though. It would be deserving of the mockery.

Postal 2 is the good one. And part of the appeal of that game is just how much less seriously it takes itself from Postal 1.

>>274694130
>no fun allowed

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>>274694130
That's what I'm saying.
All games must have a dark and deep story. Games purely about "fun" are retarded as fuck and have no depth.

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Fucking grrrl gamer pandering playing with dolls BULLSHIT. This is the cancer killing the industry! Literally zero difficulty.

Nah, Katamari has a real premise and good gameplay. Meme pewdiepie shit is games made intentionally poorly so struggling with the controls results in wacky physics.

>>274692739
fuck you

>>274694130
Sorry if that's not your thing.

>>274692739
>katamari
>old

Jesus how old is the average /v/ user?

>>274694740
10+ years is old

>>274694502

Katamari has a deeper message though.

>>274694740
Katamari is a decade old, you shitlord. That is old.
You could have had a son and he'd be pretty fucking grown at this point.

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>"Oh look, more indie bullshit."
>"This is the power of the PS4/WiiU/Xbone/PC... woah."

>>274694993
>shitlord
tumblr detected. You're right though, it is old.

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>>274692739
Oldfags will remember.

>>274695057
But that game was pretty impressive graphically for the time

>>274695159
How is that even a tumblr-exclusive term?

Katamari is one of the most overrated games out there.

>>274695208
Yes, for the time. This topic is about the games if they were released today.

>>274695208
Exactly, /v/ always shits on a game's graphics even if they objectively look good

>>274692739
Please fuck off.

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2deep4u cinematic shit.