Happy thanksgiving, /v/chan! What are you thankful for this

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>wake up
>still not anthony burch

>tfw gf left me
>tfw behind on the electric bill
>tfw can't afford to go see family for thanksgiving
>tfw job is temporary and ends on Saturday
>tfw having actual dial up internet in 2014

At least I'm not VIDEO GAMES.

>>273495140
I believed you until dial up internet.

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>wake up at 3am in a cold sweat
>feel like I'm going to have a heart attack
>running around the house panicking, trying to breath
>collapse onto the floor
>look up and see my Wii U gamepad across the room
>calm down and sleep like a log

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>>273494745
>get hired by a titty monster
>ties me up
>pierces my dick with nails
>cuts off my arms
>sticks a razor dildo up my ass
>tortures me
>cuts my arms off
>puts them up my ass
>tfw still not anthony burch

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I'm thankful I'm not American.

>>273495585
that was fun

>>273495335
how can you sleep knowing that you bought a wii u?

>>273495585
>cuts off my arms
>cuts my arms off

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>>273495679
Sorry Its 4am
I should go to sleep soon

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>>273494745
I'm thankful that Final Fantasy XV will be coming out in 2015. ;_;

Also I'm not nor will I ever be Anthony Burch.

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>>273495321
I'm serious.

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>>273495763

>>273495651
Because he's not Anthony Burch.

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>>273495763
Lord have mercy.

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>win a shit ton amount of money doing practically nothing
>have a qt wife
>head of a major company releasing popular and well liked video games
>live the life

That's at which point I woke up from my coma and realized someone was fucking me with a copy of Borderlands 2 and my wife was getting gangbanged, loving every single second of it.

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>born without legs or arms
>every day is a nightmare of unimaginable torture
>praise jesus every day that I'm not A. Burch

>>273495763
OH GOD

I'm so sorry

Jesus

>>273495763
Nice try, Dial-up is 0.03~0.04 mb/s

>playing Bayonetta 2 on the WiiU

It's small things like this that make me happy I'm not Anthony Burch.

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>being Anthony Burch
>2014 years after the birth of jesus

>>273494745
nice meme brother

>nearly think im anthony burch for a second
>remember that I have no gf to be cucked
>calm down

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>be american
>tfw still not anthony burch
thank the heavens.

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>likes sonic lost world
>likes sonic 3d blast
>likes sonic adventure 1 and 2
>thankful that i'm not anthony burch

>>273495763
What country?

>>273496251
Burchia

>Lost my Job
>Girlfriend broke up with me
>No money for anything over the holidays
>Still have Wii U
>Still not Anthony Burch

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>>273495762
But what happens if you die before it releases?

>Born a quadruple amputee baby with dicks for eyes, connected at the forehead with my retarded brother.
>Life is completely pain and suffering
>Want to die
>Realise I'm still not as bad as Anthony Burch
>Still Posiive

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>have to go through surgery soon
>chance I won't survive
>kind of want it to kill me
>still not Anthony Burch

>>273495129
YOUR HAIR A SHIT JOSUKE

>Every day I wake from my mattress of stone and cardboard.
>My personal effects are contained in a battered rucksack.
>Along with the others, I begin to make my way feebly along the roads.
>I know that, even though we left the death squads behind, it would only take them a matter of hours to reach us if they desired it.
>Those that drop from exhaustion are left behind. They will, at least, cause our genocidal pursuers to pause momentarily for the execution.
>Three weeks ago we came across a town that had been kissed by their hateful mouth, the bodies of men, women and children lay violated in the streets.
>The sickening realisation that we, for all our attempts to flee, are still well within the borders of their control follows us as we move across the land.
>We are turned about and around by the lack of navigational experience.
>There are none left alive to give us direction or hope.
>Yesterday we came across a church, empty and abandoned. Yet the flowers were untrodden in the yard and the graves remained undesecrated.
>We sat silently on the damp pillows in the pews. Sunlight cascaded in through the ornate windows, casting halcyon patterns across the faces of mute saints.
>In that moment, with the world crumbling outside, we joined hands and wept.
>We were happy then, for even though the world we knew had been irreversibly tainted by malice, and that the story of our violation would die with our small group; we took solace.
>A child suppressed a giggle, and a small smile spread across the forsaken congregation.
>For we knew, looking with mustered courage from one haggard face to the next, that at least we were not Anthony Burch.

>>273496838
Getting a sex change already, you sissy?

>>273497138
No, brain tumor

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>wake up, it's a beautiful morning
>birds singing, geese honking in the trees
>lazily roll over and catch a view of myself in the mirror
>I'm Anthony Burch

>>273497357
:(
Get well soon qt

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>tfw family members are coming over and you will have to talk to them.
It's always some awkward condescending shit they have to weave in to whatever they tell you. just kill me.

Anthony ______ Burch

>>273495763
a-atleast your n-not anthony burch
r-right?

>>273494745
That's a good one OP.

What I'm thankful for? Well, I'm thankful that I'm not Anthony Burch.

I'm also thankful for Pikmin 3.

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>>273497694
Thanks non-Anthony Burch anon

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>got drunk
>played spin the bottle with a 13 year old

Fuck

>>273498725
if there's grass on the field...

someone should make a short video about not being anthony burch.

>>273498725

If there's fluff on the muff (s)he's old enough.

>>273498781
No dude. Never again

>>273495763
>when websites weren't over designed shit and you could actually browse on internet this shitty

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>Went to store to find a video game I wanted to get but it wasn't there
>Bought a lamp instead
>Saw a cute parrot I want to buy maybe when I move house soon
>Yell at a bunch of teenagers who drove past me flipping me off
>It rained a little bit
>Little sleepy

At least i'm not Anthony Burch?

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>>273497427
>birds singing, geese honking in the trees
>geese honking in the trees

>>273498958
>>Went to store to find a video game I wanted to get but it wasn't there
>>Bought a lamp instead
doesn't sound like a healthy spending habit
also
>leaving the house

>lost my left eye in Gaza half a year ago
>had 3 fingers amputated
>my girlfriend left me afterwards
>PTSD and pills all of the day

Least I'm not fucking Anthony Burch LOL

Whats wrong with Anthony? I think HAWP is pretty funny. Preachy in later episodes but still funny.

Ya'll refering to his writing of Borderlands? borderlands is alright..

>>273498995
maybe its a really nice lamp

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>>273498958

Oh yeah I also helped a dog find its way home.

His name was Nitro.

>Arrived at the airport to meet a girl I used to be madly in love with.
>She left the country to live with family, but she said she was returning for good and that I could meet her.
>I eagerly scan each group of passengers as they come through the arrivals gate, looking for her soft smile.
>She arrives, just as lovely as when she left all those years ago. Her time living abroad has given her an elegant confidence that only makes my heart reach out for her more.
>She walks towards me and without saying a world we slip into an embrace.
>Her hair is soft and I brush it aside to give her a soft kiss on her forehead.
>Helping her with her bags, we head into the city, talking all the way.
>We'd been through love, loss, disappointment, happiness and everything in between in our time apart.
>The days roll on as we fall into the waiting comfort of romance.
>One day, I awake from my bed and, as always, send a message to her.
>Her reply is curt. To the point. Completely unlike her.

>We meet later that day, in our favourite cafe on Berwick Street. They serve a number of exotic and interesting teas and I find her sipping a simple, unsweetened rooibos.
>She looks at me with expressive eyes, glazed with worry.
>"I have to go back."
>In disbelief, I look at her plainly as the realisation dawns on me.
>"My uncle has died. My mother said she needs me there."
>I take a moment to process this.
>"But, you'll come back right?" I say feebly. Immediately regretting my selfish concern.
>Her face breaks into a million pieces. "How can you ask me that? My uncle is dead?"
>She stands.
>"Look, just... I'm sorry okay. I don't know. I just don't know."

>I don't go to see her off.

Well at least I'm not Anthony Burch.

>>273499539
Frog Girl a cute

>celebrating genocide

>>273499550
If she loved you, she would return.

Drop her and move on.

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I hate how every thanksgiving there's always some fag who is like "OK WERE GONNA GO AROUND THE ROOM AND EVERYONE IS GONNA SAY SOMETHING THEYRE THANKFUL FOR! :D"

>>273494745
i don't get this anthony burch meme
he wanted open relationship then his girlfriend left him and took his wii u
whats the funny part?

>>273499695
I'm thankful that there's a lot less Tomahawks flying through the air. It's nice that those Indians have quietened down so we can enjoy our Turkey.

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>no irl friends
>no family
>having small thanksgiving dinner for myself on Saturday because I don't get paid til tomorrow

h-happy thanksgiving

>>273499763
>I'm thankful that there's a lot less Tomahawks flying through the air
I'm not. I think it would be cooler if we had to watch out for wild indians every time we went outside. Realistically, wouldn't that make like more interesting?

>>273499712
people trying to make a funny
but they're shit a telling jokes so all they can do is parrot eachother

>>273499625
It's called survival of the fittest

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>>273499857
>Americans
>Fit

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>>273495938
But then how did you write this post?

>>273499937
Better lard than dead.

>>273495762
Japan maybe

Worldwide unlikely ;_;

You have no idea.
I have so much shit I want to spew about thankfulness anywhere I can right now, but this is not the place. This is the video games board on 4chan.
Go to a different board for this shit, you faggots.

>>>/b/
>>>/soc/
>>>/s4s/

>>273500082
Make me.

>>273500082
>not being thankful for video games

>he's gonna CUCK you back to the past
>to CUCK the CUCKing games that CUCK ass
>CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK, CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK, CUCK CUCK CUCK, CUCK, CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK

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>>273495585

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>>273495763
IKTF bro

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>>273500082
Where do you think you are?

>>273496015
Megabyte != Megabit, retard

>>273499090
Nobody is fucking him now hue hue

>Tfw britbong
Can I still celebrate with you guys? I'm looking forward to Christmas....yay?
Is thanksgiving really that great? ;_;

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>>273495585
I'm thankful that I am not Anthony Burch, but I am also thankful for amazing threads like that one. 600+ posts before it was deleted, and it was the best time I've had on the internet all week.

I leave everyone with the cropped dialogue I did from the one page. Enjoy.

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>tfw shit internet

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>>273500750
>Georgia

Enjoy your zombie apocalypse!

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>>273500750
oh boo-fucking-hoo.

>>273500963
Close, but no cigar

I don't know who this Burch guy is but damn if I'm not him I guess I'm doing something right

>>273501141
/v/ hates him because he used to own a wii u
Do you, or did you ever own a wii u anon?

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>Be unwanted babby, get adopted
>Grow up, make zero friends
>Never allowed to play reindeer games with the dudes at school :(
>Picked on for all of grade school and live with anxiety
>Growth spurt kicked in late and now that I have the rage and girth to punch faces in, there are no faces to punch
>My favorite hobby through all of this (vidya) gets destroyed by people who dont even play games
>Want to kill myself because the only thing that ever made me happy is turning to shit. This must be what watching your daughter become a trashy slut feels like
>Im still not Anthony Burch

Feels good man

>>273501206
anon pls the only Nintendo product I own is an original 3DS

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>>273498958
>It rained a little bit

>>273501263

http://files1.swfchan.com/wow.swf?%3E31989494704-1466130848-209170700

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>Bayonetta 2
>Alpha Sapphire
>Tropico 5 with my buddy
>Team Fortress session with several friends
>got a gig to work on a reality show in a week and a half
>learning Japanese is going well

Life's actually kinda good right now.

>>273499812
Anon, we've got a thread for you >>273501116

>>273500016
Words obviously come out of his ass, duh

>>273498890
wait, shit you did it?

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>Be 30yr old retard on /v/
>Realize I haven't had sex for 7 years now
>Suffer from social anxiety
>Suffer from depression
>Work in a shitty dead-end job that I will waste my life away in until I die in my 50s from a heart-attack
>Think about killing myself 5 times a day
>See this thread
>Realize that at least I am not Anthony Burch
>Suddenly feel happy and content with my life for the first time in 30 years

Thank you Jesus for not being born as Anthony Fucking Burch.