I miss Phil Fish. Who are we going to mock now? Burch?
You can mock me /v/ if it will make you feel better.
I passed out at the gym today and hit my head. I hadn't even lifted anything yet. No one mocked me but they probably wanted to.
please god tell me this is not true
>"There is absolutely no fucking way on Godbear's green earth that this game is considered an objectively better game than the dozens of better games that came out the same year when I've played "escape the room" games on Newgrounds from the late 90s that were more enjoyable and less sanctimonious than this. Kongregate's fucking scraps are worth more than Depression Quest as far as games go. It didn't just beat out Papers, Please! - it also beat out things like Gone Home."
>beating BOM BOM
everything is wrong and I want to die
>that part where he says Phil Fish hates Japanese games because of tokenism
>says we only hate him because we want to get away with being an asshole too and not because he didn't back up his 'ironic' asshole game when people responded to it negatively
This guy doesn't know what he's saying.
Welp, time for Phil to receive hundreds of emails offering tree fiddy
Thanks for the filter, faggot.
ha! I actually boycotted it and didn't buy it
not even in the humble bundles (although I could have bought it and move the slider around to not give him money)
but I have a huge backlog so no need to play games from horrible corrupt people
well that wasn't the gif
now I can't find it
>that shirt with his own face on it
>just playing a Yeah Yeah Yeahs song
I want to say Moviebob. But it is like mocking a retard with cancer. No real fun in it.
>I dont even know what fez is, jokes on him
Take paper mario, strip out the little depth that exists, make lolretro 16 bit grafix, brag online that you created the next big thing.
>win the IGF
Literally every judge in that shit is in each other's pocket and they all have investments in the company of the winners they pick.
Most of the current judges are paying into each other's patreon accounts, it's fucking ridiculous.
>My face when someone buys his IP and makes a better game than Phil Fish in less time than Phil Fish
>we mocked and hated Fish until he quit
>we can now mock and hate Burch until he quits
>using our rage and our hate, we can force shitty people to quit the industry
>we can literally witch hunt an entire industry into submission
>we will always be here, in the dark corner of the internet, being hated
>we may as well act as they wish us to
I think that's the general plan now. Hate Burch until he leaves vidya. Then hate the next person, and so on, until vidya is saved by our hatred.
He's trying to be ironic and in on the hate on him.
Notice how his DJing is at dev events? Because he's got no one else that'll put up with his shit and support him.
My concern is that Anthony actually enjoys the abuse. I'm only thinking out loud here, but it's something to consider. For all we know, endlessly hating him is just the thing he wants.
>worte memelands using reddit memes
>is a hardcore SJW
>mocks people on social media
>went insane because his wife used their "open marriage" to sleep with real men and then left him
video of their "wedding"
Anthony Burch is the kind of guy who thinks video games should have cast diversity quotas regardless of whether or not it makes sense or improves or damages the game in question.
Its true that I've never seen anyone so excited to publicly reveal humiliating, private information on such a regular basis while simultaneously being aware of how many people jack off to him fucking up.
The game itself IS irrelevant. People only ever talk about Fish and his shitty everything, usually while glossing over the actual quality of Fez.
If he didn't make such a spectacle of himself then it would probably have been completely ignored and forgotten by now.
Right? It's a little bit strange that somebody would willingly act the way he does on social media. It's still just a stupid theory, but there's some level of facts that back it up.
I don't get how Papers, Please didn't win
it had everything, it was an original concept both in gameplay and in setting and managed to convey a story entirely through ingame interactions
its the type of game that can only be made as an indie game
Or a beloved American talk-show host.
exwife literally cannot stop sucking black cock
god damn shame, if there's any game that completely deserves additional attention its papers please
might be opening a can of worms, but it honestly is one of those rare games that could actually be called art
Yes, you realize that's why the default insult for anyone related to /v/ lately has become "cuckold", right?
Shit, Burch being /v/'s new whipping boy has changed the prefered word for "watching while your wife/gf gets fucked by someone else" back from NTR to cuckold, that's how much the board collectively loves shitting on Burch nowadays.
>"I've been told that the arbitrary bi/gay characters were bad because they were arbitrary- I'm going to spin it in such a way that makes it so that I'm clearly attempting to make myself look like a progressive and thoughtful individual but ultimately can't hide the fact that I am an inept writer"
Then again, it's nearly impossible to work in a characters who defining feature is "not heterosexual" in media where sexuality is unimportant.
>Puzzle game with no score
>no time trial
>some puzzles devolve to trial and error bullshit
What a complete waste. Wish he would have hired a real artist and maybe and AI programmer to add enemies or some kind of gameplay elements to Fez.
>won't even name "the movement"
>it's literally Voldemort to these people
GO BACK TO R9K SLUT
yeah because the polytron hack showed he and indiefund were corrupt as shit
I think he did that himself so he could sell the Fez IP and make some money.
Did he ever sell it? I remember hearing the person who made Fez for him quit the company and since Phil can't make a good game without someone doing all the work maybe making a huge stink and selling the IP when everyone is feeling sorry for you is a good idea.
It was a mediocre platformer. Dozens of better ones have come out before, during, and since.
And it won IGF because people who invested in in, AKA gave money to have it made so that it sells well, were the judges. It is literally people voting for themselves.
Fuck you Phil you sack of shit, Nick tries guys a cool dude. Fuck I hate Phil even more now. I watched Nick draw this but had no idea Phil responded with such a bile rising tweet.
My favorite gay character is Cpt. Holt on Brooklyn 9-9. His sexuality is important in that it gave him the drive to prove himself as a captain, but the show mostly puts emphasis on his straight laced persona.
Plus the Halloween episode was just awesome.
>got rich off an unoriginal shit game
>just a condescending cunt about it to everyone
>implying mocking Gaider isn't timeless
reminder to always make dorfs and girl Qunari if you end up playing it
>tfw it got moved to fucking Sunday night
why is life such suffering
Papers Please is art with capital fuckin A. It had a message, it conveyed it perfectly, and it did everything right at every corner. Not crowning it the final achievement of indie games of it's year was a crime against gaming of it's year was a crime.
This is true actually, it managed to capture the way I imagine working in a communist regime actually made people feel. The fact that hipsters like Fish and Quinn had their shit ranked above it tells you everything you need to know about these "intellectuals" that want to move the medium forward.
>tfw living in Canada, considering going into the game industry, but all my predecessors are hosers
feels bad man.
I lived in communistic country. Even after dropping the regime, the paranoia and constant fear didn't stop that easily. It was engrained in our brains. Paper Please captured it perfectly. Everyone from Soviet Block understands it. But as you say, "intellectuals" who are in charge of giving awards are too much interested in matters of today, which will probably pass away in 5 years, than a horror that was a part of people's lives for almost 50 years, and still lives inside them. But fuck history, am i right? Let's talk about transvestites who were getting more and more social approval, before they started making social drama around themselves.
>This video isn't an attempt to defend Phil Fish
>Proceeds to defend Phil Fish's actions because he didn't ask for fame.
>Then goes on to say people of different gender or race would have been treated worse
Well this guy sure didn't have an agenda...
>post yfw you will never, EVER be anthony burch
>Some IGF judge names Mattie Brice said she rated games with men in them or made by men lower.
>GG started mailing contestants and sponsors.
>IGF told her to stop trolling using their name
>She throws a shitfit.
>Journos like Kuchera say that GG has once again harassed a woman only because she's a woman.
>IGF apologize like little bitches.
She's also making 1500 bucks per article she writes on Patreon now.