I miss Phil Fish. Who are we going to mock now? Burch?

>>271335642
He's like the Dwight Schrute of small irrelevant games.

>>271335642
You can mock me /v/ if it will make you feel better.

I passed out at the gym today and hit my head. I hadn't even lifted anything yet. No one mocked me but they probably wanted to.

you, op, you

you and your oblivious stupidity

>>271335768
Fez wasn't bad, and it did win the IGF. not that irrelevant

>>271336010
it's just another flash-in-the-pan indie game

>>271335642
Wasn't he vanned or something?

>>271336010
And depression quest beat papers please

>tfw Jonathan Blow never did anything to get people pissed at him during that whole mess
why the fuck didn't he provide us with entertainment? Isn't that his fucking job

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>>271336570
please god tell me this is not true

>>271336374
I think that was just /v/ making shit up, though I wish it were true. Although I do think it was confirmed that he doxxed his own company.

>>271336010
Didn't IGF invest into Fez or some shit

You mean DJ Fishsticks

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>>271336929
http://cwckiforums.com/threads/gamergate-depression-quest-shitstorm.4636/page-33

>"There is absolutely no fucking way on Godbear's green earth that this game is considered an objectively better game than the dozens of better games that came out the same year when I've played "escape the room" games on Newgrounds from the late 90s that were more enjoyable and less sanctimonious than this. Kongregate's fucking scraps are worth more than Depression Quest as far as games go. It didn't just beat out Papers, Please! - it also beat out things like Gone Home."

>>271336969
Indiefund invested in Fez and people from Indiefund help judge IGF

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>>271336570
>Depression quest
>beating BOM BOM
everything is wrong and I want to die

This is Phil Fish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmTUW-owa2w

>>271336824
You can not like Blow's games, but he's very articulate. I like hearing what he has to say.

https://vine.co/v/hjJYTIA3j26

>>271335642
We could mock you. who are you OP?

>>271336959
>he is a twat who made an over hyped video game
>I wish he was sent to prison
i will never understand some people on /v/

>>271337332
>that part where he says Phil Fish hates Japanese games because of tokenism
>says we only hate him because we want to get away with being an asshole too and not because he didn't back up his 'ironic' asshole game when people responded to it negatively
This guy doesn't know what he's saying.

>>271335642
Thank god I'm not Anthony Burch.

>>271337548
It has nothing to do with his toxic ego, it has to do with the fact he's allegedly done shit that is illegal.

>>271335642
>not buying FEZ and hiring a team of japanese developers to make it just to spite him

>>271337758
>>271336959
Not made up. Indiefund investors and people with ties to Indiefund helped judge IGF and are supposedly friends with the guy that runs it.

Did anyone ever buy polytron/fez? how much did he get?

>>271337253

The entire system is rigged so honestly IGF winners are a good way to determine what indie game NOT to play.

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Welp, time for Phil to receive hundreds of emails offering tree fiddy

>>271337338
White people shouldn't be allowed to do what the fuck are they supposed to be doing there.
The fuck is that even

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>>271335642
top kek
>>271337215
>>271337548
>>271339196

>>271339624
Joke's on him, I pirated Fez! :^)

>>271339624

I enjoyed Fez and I LOVED hating him

keep da cash

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>>271336010
Thanks for the filter, faggot.
>>271339624
yoo rolf

>>271339624
ha! I actually boycotted it and didn't buy it
not even in the humble bundles (although I could have bought it and move the slider around to not give him money)
but I have a huge backlog so no need to play games from horrible corrupt people

>>271335642
my offer: 3.50 and a used vibrator

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>>271340001
autism.gif

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>>271340331
well that wasn't the gif
now I can't find it

>>271340446
It... looks just like him

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>>271340331
>that shirt with his own face on it

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>>271337338
>just playing a Yeah Yeah Yeahs song

>>271337221
I don't know WHAT the fuck is going on in this thread, but I want that hoodie.

>>271340331
wait, so he actually looks like this now?
I thought it was his face photoshopped on some disgusting hobo or something

>>271340446
As far as I can tell, Fish is right on both points.

>>271339624
I dont even know what fez is, jokes on him

>>271335768
>Dwight Schrute
>Not a lovable know it all that is loyal and has weird mannerisms

Don't you dare compare Phag Fish to Dwight.

>>2713412713
it's time to go back to reddit you meme-loving faggot

>>271336010
post feet

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>>271340446

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>>271335642
I want to say Moviebob. But it is like mocking a retard with cancer. No real fun in it.

>>271341476
It's an accurate facsimile of him though.

>>271341493
>I dont even know what fez is, jokes on him

Take paper mario, strip out the little depth that exists, make lolretro 16 bit grafix, brag online that you created the next big thing.

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>>271336010
>win the IGF
Literally every judge in that shit is in each other's pocket and they all have investments in the company of the winners they pick.
Most of the current judges are paying into each other's patreon accounts, it's fucking ridiculous.

>>271341818
>all the progressive devs remove themselves from the fray
That's my dream too.

>>271341818
>let's just let the industry collapse
>that is sure to help our careers

>>271341991
>tfw never really played paper mario

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Burch is the cuckest of them all.

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>>271335642
>My face when someone buys his IP and makes a better game than Phil Fish in less time than Phil Fish

>>271337221
Escape the room games are fun as fuck

>>271340331
>wearing a shirt with himself on it

why

>>271342084
It's still well known and creates coverage. My point is that the game wasn't irrelevant

>>271342473
because he's an egocentric person.

>>271337253
dont be sad, friend
channel that fury instead!
dont wish for your death, wish for THEIRS!
Don't wish to no longer live on this planet, send those dipshits to the moon!

Who the fuck would want to buy the Fez IP?

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>we mocked and hated Fish until he quit
>we can now mock and hate Burch until he quits
>using our rage and our hate, we can force shitty people to quit the industry
>we can literally witch hunt an entire industry into submission
>we will always be here, in the dark corner of the internet, being hated
>we may as well act as they wish us to

I think that's the general plan now. Hate Burch until he leaves vidya. Then hate the next person, and so on, until vidya is saved by our hatred.

>>271342473
>>271342640
He's trying to be ironic and in on the hate on him.

Notice how his DJing is at dev events? Because he's got no one else that'll put up with his shit and support him.

Fuck Canada.

>>271342964
His wife left him and took his vidya, his sister is more famous and successful than he'll ever be, and even his dad made it into SR4.

It's only a matter of time.

>>271335909
Everyone at the gym is insecure about something and are only there to better themselves, they all know this and dont judge others for making an effort

>>271343186
his sister is gorgeous damn

>>271342964
ok, who is burch?
and tell me why I should hate it, in a few a words

>>271335642
>Who are we going to mock now? Burch?
Yes.

>>271342964
My concern is that Anthony actually enjoys the abuse. I'm only thinking out loud here, but it's something to consider. For all we know, endlessly hating him is just the thing he wants.

>>271343458
He's a colossal faggot from Gearbox.

>>271343582
you are all faggots, specially op
that doesn't mean I hate you.
Give a better reason please.

>>271342717
I seriously hope Fish got no offers past 100 bucks. But the way this industry works, he's probably been offered 5 million $ by Microsoft or something.

I'm going to make an offer of $1

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>>271343458
>worte memelands using reddit memes
>is a hardcore SJW
>mocks people on social media
>went insane because his wife used their "open marriage" to sleep with real men and then left him

video of their "wedding"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XshS_6evfp4

>>271342964
Whatever happened to Gamergate?
Did we win?

>>271341186
Looks like all he fucking did was make a play list on itunes, hit play and just danced behind the computer. He got paid to do this...

>>271343676
if you buy fez ip for $100k, you can easily make the shittiest game and get a profit

>>271343458
Anthony Burch is the kind of guy who thinks video games should have cast diversity quotas regardless of whether or not it makes sense or improves or damages the game in question.

>>271341818

>i have no talent so every1 with talent sulhd quit
>pls i need 2 b important

>>271343539
Its true that I've never seen anyone so excited to publicly reveal humiliating, private information on such a regular basis while simultaneously being aware of how many people jack off to him fucking up.

>>271343797
>>271343718
ooh, it's that guy
I think he's got it bad enough already that he doesn't need the extra hate to quit one day by himself.

>>271341818
Darn, looks like we're stuck with him then.

>>271342521

The game itself IS irrelevant. People only ever talk about Fish and his shitty everything, usually while glossing over the actual quality of Fez.

If he didn't make such a spectacle of himself then it would probably have been completely ignored and forgotten by now.

>>271343718
His ex wife looks like a stereotypical plain jane jewish whore.

>>271343728
They are focused on pulling funding from Gawker. Last I checked they are contacting the FTC on them and the FTC responded.

>2000+14
>Elisif not posting feet

>>271343790
I highly doubt that. You are vastly overestimating the name recognition of a several year old indie game

>>271343936
Right? It's a little bit strange that somebody would willingly act the way he does on social media. It's still just a stupid theory, but there's some level of facts that back it up.

>>271337253
I don't get how Papers, Please didn't win
it had everything, it was an original concept both in gameplay and in setting and managed to convey a story entirely through ingame interactions

its the type of game that can only be made as an indie game

>>271344620
well, you would be understimating it

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>>271344235
Or a beloved American talk-show host.

>>271344728
Portal didn't win either. The IGF is heavily biased.

>>271335642
$5 seems resonable

>>271344728
>original concept
>good gameplay
>good setting
>excellent blending of gameplay and storytelling

Sorry, none of those were "blew the right people". Of course it lost.

>>271337221
must be tons of sympathy buys and fake good reviews. to have bumped it up that high. What kind of times are we living in

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>>271343718
Burch's ex wife literally cannot stop sucking black cock

>>271345327
She was referring to Mario, that's why she took his WiiU.

>>271345121
god damn shame, if there's any game that completely deserves additional attention its papers please
might be opening a can of worms, but it honestly is one of those rare games that could actually be called art

>>271339624
I've never played Fez.
Was going to but then I learned about this Fish person.

>>271345519
I honestly liked Fez. It's worth at least pirating the GOG version

Yes, you realize that's why the default insult for anyone related to /v/ lately has become "cuckold", right?

Shit, Burch being /v/'s new whipping boy has changed the prefered word for "watching while your wife/gf gets fucked by someone else" back from NTR to cuckold, that's how much the board collectively loves shitting on Burch nowadays.

>>271343718

>"I've been told that the arbitrary bi/gay characters were bad because they were arbitrary- I'm going to spin it in such a way that makes it so that I'm clearly attempting to make myself look like a progressive and thoughtful individual but ultimately can't hide the fact that I am an inept writer"

Then again, it's nearly impossible to work in a characters who defining feature is "not heterosexual" in media where sexuality is unimportant.

>>271345519
nice chill bit tune sounding music. interesting gameplay mechanic, but the game just wasn't executed well and gets boring pretty fast. wasted potential

>>271346141
I wonder what Burch thought of well-written buttpirates like Arcade Ganon.
>NOT GAY ENOUGH

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>>271346141

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How does this make you feel?

>>271346334
>>271346383
Ganonmind

Although Flak from Fallout 3 was a faggot and wasn't written like a Burch stereotype.

>>271337221
wow fuck those game journalist pros faggots, they really fucking shat up the industry

>>271346307
This.
>Puzzle game with no score
>no time trial
>no co-op/vs
>some puzzles devolve to trial and error bullshit

What a complete waste. Wish he would have hired a real artist and maybe and AI programmer to add enemies or some kind of gameplay elements to Fez.

>>271346607
Of course they did; video games is the one media where you can climb to the top without any credentials or following the rules set for the press.

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>>271346423
>won't even name "the movement"
>it's literally Voldemort to these people

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>>271335642
GO BACK TO R9K SLUT

>>271337221
Van Valkenburgs are filthy rich and have all sorts of connections. Chances are her parents bought her that award.

Hes been oddly silent

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>>271346978
yeah because the polytron hack showed he and indiefund were corrupt as shit

>>271347262
If anything I feel sorry for the Polytron employees that got fucked over by his loud mouth.

>>271346934
You too idiot.

>>271346423
Feels like I ain't reading your tiny type novella.

>>271347262
I think he did that himself so he could sell the Fez IP and make some money.

Did he ever sell it? I remember hearing the person who made Fez for him quit the company and since Phil can't make a good game without someone doing all the work maybe making a huge stink and selling the IP when everyone is feeling sorry for you is a good idea.

>>271336010
shit was right

>>271340331
>that shirt with his own face on it

what a fucking douchebag.

>>271343718
>Wish I'd known I was bisexual

I never understood this. How can you not fucking know?

>>271347780
It was a mediocre platformer. Dozens of better ones have come out before, during, and since.

And it won IGF because people who invested in in, AKA gave money to have it made so that it sells well, were the judges. It is literally people voting for themselves.

isnt there like Twine game development community?

What do they all think of this shit?

>>271348483
he's faking for attention

and/or any sort of romantic/sexual attachment

>>271343718

Maximum beta. What's he doing now? Damage control?

>>271346545
>Rogue Legacy
>"WUT DOES THE GAY TRAIT DO IT DOES NOTHING DIFFERENT"
>"That's the point"

>>271343718
does she have a dick?

>>271337221
It's easy to get ahead if you're fucking one of the judges

>>271346423
Why is it when they say something it's in jest yet stuff like donglegate was the end of the word?

>>271343718
Damn, this guy is a train wreck.

>>271346423
Another tranny throw a shit fit on Twitter, nothing interesting to see.

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>>271349549
you have no idea

>>271345443
suuuuuuurre

When do you think Burch will start his MTF transition?

>>271350135
Depends on when the divorce finalizes.

>>271343718
the man was the one that WANTED the open marriage not her. i dont blame her for leaving.

>>271350000
Damn, this guy is really looking for validation in his every moves. I predict the day people stop giving him attention on Twitter is the day he kills himself.

>>271350000
How DO you breathe and eat food at the same time...

>>271341818
> retard with cancer
So...Total Biscuit

>>271346607
ok you guys need to stop this shit right now, you are supporting a ideas that harass women and put them in a dangerous place, legitimizing their harassers

>>271350708
with your nose?

>>271340446
Fuck you Phil you sack of shit, Nick tries guys a cool dude. Fuck I hate Phil even more now. I watched Nick draw this but had no idea Phil responded with such a bile rising tweet.

>>271335642
Dragon Age Cisquisition soon so Gaider, I guess.

>>271346141
My favorite gay character is Cpt. Holt on Brooklyn 9-9. His sexuality is important in that it gave him the drive to prove himself as a captain, but the show mostly puts emphasis on his straight laced persona.

Plus the Halloween episode was just awesome.

>>271350989
>What would Mario and Link THINK of us?

These types of comments show you who acts like they are a gamer but are really only in the industry for the money and fame.

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>>271350000
goddamit burch

>>271350708
Nasogastric or PEG tube. Don't have to choose if you don't eat with your mouth

>>271350000
He forgot to mention that the husband in the game isn't a cuck.

>>271350989
what a fag

>>271336010
>valuing IGF's opinion now that we know they're all shills

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>>271336010
>it did win the IGF

>>271350989
>implying Chipman ever went toe-to-toe with Tipper, Lieberman and Thompson

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>got rich off an unoriginal shit game
>just a condescending cunt about it to everyone

>>271346934

>>271350971

You're not even trying, are you

>>271350135
Speaking as a horrible transwoman myself, he definitely hits fits all the stereotypes of a confused transsexual.

>>271351094
>mocking Gaider
>now
>implying mocking Gaider isn't timeless
reminder to always make dorfs and girl Qunari if you end up playing it

>>271351157
>tfw it got moved to fucking Sunday night
why is life such suffering

>>271336010
>IGF

Just called the fbi

Ohwait

>>271335768
>>271341620

I'm agreeing here. Dwight was pretty awesome. Not a total douche fag cunt.

>>271346423
>it was merely a jest

>>271350000
Nice fucking quads there m8

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>>271350708
By not being a mouthbreather.

>>271342473
To "show da haterz"

>>271346423
What is it referencing

>>271344803
underrated post

>>271345493
Papers Please is art with capital fuckin A. It had a message, it conveyed it perfectly, and it did everything right at every corner. Not crowning it the final achievement of indie games of it's year was a crime against gaming of it's year was a crime.

>>271353140
This is true actually, it managed to capture the way I imagine working in a communist regime actually made people feel. The fact that hipsters like Fish and Quinn had their shit ranked above it tells you everything you need to know about these "intellectuals" that want to move the medium forward.

>>271336010
be my gf

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>>271343031
>tfw living in Canada, considering going into the game industry, but all my predecessors are hosers
feels bad man.

>>271343031
WHen is clique drop him he will kill himself.

>>271343539
>>271343936

Of course he loves abuse, he's a cuckold after all.

>>271353296
I lived in communistic country. Even after dropping the regime, the paranoia and constant fear didn't stop that easily. It was engrained in our brains. Paper Please captured it perfectly. Everyone from Soviet Block understands it. But as you say, "intellectuals" who are in charge of giving awards are too much interested in matters of today, which will probably pass away in 5 years, than a horror that was a part of people's lives for almost 50 years, and still lives inside them. But fuck history, am i right? Let's talk about transvestites who were getting more and more social approval, before they started making social drama around themselves.

>>271353489
More like when his dick drops off from all the fagtastic shit he spews 24/7.

>>271353973
Which country, if you don't mind me asking?

>>271336010
This is upper level trolling

>>271337332

>This video isn't an attempt to defend Phil Fish
>Proceeds to defend Phil Fish's actions because he didn't ask for fame.
>Then goes on to say people of different gender or race would have been treated worse

Well this guy sure didn't have an agenda...

>>271354147
Not him but my mom was in the Red Army and fled here in Canada, she keeps telling me stories of the what it was like. Must have been a shitty way to live.

>>271354147
Ukraine. It wasn't as hard wa USSR, but still a hell to live in.

>>271335642
Yes, although Burch is a bit too easy to make fun of. At least Fish got all angsty and put up a fight every now and then.

>>271343728
Check infinity chan. It´s still business as usual.

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>>271335642
>post yfw you will never, EVER be anthony burch

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>>271335642

>>271335642
Someone should buy this and just make a dozen absolutely terrible games with the fez IP so no one even remembers that the first Fez was a decent platformer

>>271352943

>Some IGF judge names Mattie Brice said she rated games with men in them or made by men lower.
>GG started mailing contestants and sponsors.
>IGF told her to stop trolling using their name
>She throws a shitfit.
>Journos like Kuchera say that GG has once again harassed a woman only because she's a woman.
>IGF apologize like little bitches.

She's also making 1500 bucks per article she writes on Patreon now.