>player clips through enemies lol >shit graphics >repetitive

It's a portable MMO, without the MMO.

That's literally it.

>>271316985
I don't know how long that mustache has been there but I think more people have the edited version than the real one

>>271316847
>no voice acting

Is this supposed to be a bad thing?

The combat in MH is awesome but I don't know how anyone would even try to defend the grinding.

Hey, man, there are legitimate reasons to shit on Monster Hunter. Targetting system and voice acting aren't part of them.

I'm not sure what I like about Monster Hunter. All the problems you list are valid and it's an inherently flawed series. I just really fucking enjoy killing huge monsters.

>>271317678
Gives the armor and weapons more meaning.
it's not even MMO bad

>>271317678
In all honesty you only grind one in like 8 monsters for their armor set and that takes about 4-6 kills depending on how unfortunate you are

The real fun of the game is fighting new monsters and learning their patterns

>>271316847
>player clips through enemies lol
doesn't affect the gameplay
>shit graphics
don't care
>repetitive as fuck
makes up for it with great skill-based gameplay
>no targeting system
if you've actually played the game you know that looking at your surroundings is more important than always have your sight on the monster
>no voice acting
the game has its own language, only heard in sound-bites but I don't feel like voice acting is necessary since it's not a story-based game
>boring lore
that's very subjective but it doesn't matter much as long as hunting monsters is fun
>no real story
doesn't need one, it's made with the busy-japanese-student/worker in mind. To be played on the subway or bus.
>battling is clunkier than my shit
Hitboxes have been MH's only real issue but the 3rd gen made it a lot better, I imagine 4 has only improved upon it.
>quests are basically kill x or collect x
yeah, it's fun

Monster Hunter and Pokemon are the "meh people will buy it anyway" games of Japan.

ITS ALL BOUT THAT THRILL OF THE HUNT

>>271317913
>lock on good
>Huge ass weapons fell like huge as weapons

I'll give the clipping issues though, a more varied quest system could be interesting.

>>271316847
>Graphics
>Repetitive
>Targeting
>Boring Lore
>STORY
>QUESTS ARE BASICALLY KILL X
Get the fuck out you fucking casual.
You can say this shit basically any game.
You being literally autistic.

>>271318123
Because people there have taste.
Sport games don't even sell over there

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dang....

>>271318190
The fuck you talking bout, son? Games have stories. This game just sends you to kill shit without any repercussions or sense of progression. It's empty.

Moustache Tigrex

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I don't care about any of that, all I care about is MH4U BEING PORTED TO THE WII U GODDAMN YOU CAPCOM YOU FUCKS WHEN THE FUCK IS IT GOING TO HAPPEN YOU GODDAMN SHITTY TITTY ASSBITCH SHITCUNTS.

>>271317913

Play Phantasy Star Online 2 if you just enjoy killing huge monsters. It has much quicker controls and more unique weapons.

I can't stand Monster Hunter because of the quazi realism. Huge swings that leave you vulnerable to attack for 5-10 seconds. This is fixed in PSO2.

>>271318691
fak u waitu piggu

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>>271318598
What's this stuff then?

>>271318140
I just want zones that aren't a series of broken up rooms... and maybe a system to combat desire sensor bullshit. Something like 5 Rath Plates can be traded for a Rath Gem... or maybe 2 Rathahlos Gem could be traded for 1 Rathian Gem?

I've never read a post that was more obviously written by a casual western gamer who plays nothing but AAA consoleshit.

>>271317678
As long as it's not minerals or bugs, I don't have a problem with it. Grinding for monster parts can be either
>it's so easy I can do it in 5-10 minutes every time so it doesn't really matter
or
>it's hard so it takes me like half an hour, but it's an engaging fight all the way through every time, which gets even better since I start getting better and better at it after a while.

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grinding isn't even an argument for shitting on monster hunter

the people who say that its too grindy are the ones that are trying to craft every weapon of a weapontree, or several trees, aswell as every single armor they come across. no. stop.

check online which armor will benefit you in the long run and keep it, dont change it.
for weapons, choose one/several types you like and spread different types of usages across all of them. DONT CRAFT AN ELEMENTAL GREATSWORD, YOU DONT NEED IT, YOU HAVE A FIRE SNS YOURE FINE

literally cuntflaps

>>271318975

Or maybe Monster Hunter just sucks.

>>271318963
The broken up zones always seemed somewhat deliberate to me, so that you could catch your breath so to speak.

>>271319181
I was going to mention it has the longest lasting general on /vg/ but then I realized katawa shitjho is up there too so the argument is void

>>271318963
The loading screens are minimal, and you can totally understand why they did it given hardware restrictions at the time

>>271319207
If they implemented rudimentary "line of sight" systems they could deepen the game while improving it at the same time

>Trying to go craft up some extra look
>Rathalos has taken flight and spots you over the treetops
>Your bros now have to rush over to help you

>>271319369
>at the time
So why is MH4U and MH3U still limited this way?

>>271319467
see >>271318123

>>271319467
If it's not broke, don't fix it. The way it is right now is perfectly fine, plus open world ruins everything.

>>271319467
Because it is a staple of the series now, and it's not particularly annoying, considering other hunting games that don't do it have certain problems.

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>>271318576
oh pls no

>>271318576
it's probably too hard, even for them

>>271319956
>The way it is right now is perfectly fine
It could be so much better. Line of sight would let you feel like you're actually HUNTING.

Can't you imagine it?

>Team creeping up on a Target that's unaware
>Blademasters moving up in the front, crouching through tall grass
>Gunners in the back near the treeline
>A trap maybe setup nearby the Gunners to keep them safe if the monster charges them
>Everybody syncs up for a devastating first attack

I think it'd be fun. Better than just getting noticed right off the bat for existing nearby the monster.

>>271320087
It stinks of laziness. It also makes the hunts robotic and predictable. I hate how once you've run a fight a couple times, you know where and when the monsters will be at all times. They could easily add more HUNTING to Monster Hunter.

>>271319467
>So why is MH4U and MH3U still limited this way?
Because it's one of the more distinctive things about the MH franchise, that'd be like making a core mario game NOT a platformer.

>>271320404
>they could easily add more HUNTING to monster hunter
did you actually play the game?

>>271320404
>It also makes the hunts robotic and predictable.
Have you ever gone fishing or hunting in real life? The first time it's hard to find the right spot or know how deer move so you get the shot right in the head so they don't suffer.
MH is like that, and it makes predicting a monster's moves addicting and fun.

>>271319084
You can pretty much just run through Low Rank and High Rank with 1 or 2 armor sets each, maybe upgrading your weapon 4 times without too much of a problem.

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>>271318576
I'm fucking scared now.

>>271320404
You know what would make it feel even more like hunting? If you sat in a tree for 4 hours and shot a monster once in the head with a bowgun.

Also
>implying monsters do not have a sense of smell

>>271320560
>Because it's one of the more distinctive things about the MH franchise
No it's not. It's lazy bullshit. It doesn't actually have any place in the games beyond tradition. If they literally just put a small hallways instead of a loading screen in most of the maps in MH3U the world and hunts would feel much better. Only nostalgiafags defend the loading screens.

It is the only game where no amount of grinding or equipment will save you from beating a monster. You either git gud or git wrecked

Well not anymore now that we have online and people can be carried

>>271320232
>>271320358
>>271320898
Hello newfriends. It's a well known fact around here that 2ch (the Japanese equivalent of reddit) organizes raids to write negative amazon reviews for newly released games. It happens all the time and doesn't bear acknowledgement.

>>271320849
>did you actually play the game?
Yes I did. Did you read my post?


>MH is like that
If hunting was like MH, you'd be able to go the exact same stream at 2:30 PM and find a large Stag drinking from it. That's EXACTLY my problem. The monsters should NOT be so easily predicted and tracked. It's only to please retarded Asian sensibilities. It would drive the speedrunning minmaxing types insane to have randomized behaviors like that.

>>271320950
Loading screens are almost non existent now but areas are there to get away from the monster since they don't lose sight of you even if you get really far away from them.
I only started with FU so I'm not really a veteran.

The only thing that I see capcom has been lazy with is graphics since they've never pushed them with the MH franchise, but honestly, that's only because the fans aren't asking for it, the game's just too damn fun after the first 20 hours casual filter

>>271321165
Wow thanks Jim i guess I had better lurk more ;)

>>271321192
Oh no, an arcady fantasy game isn't an accurate protrayal of real life. Whatever should we possibly do.

>>271320404
>Can't you imagine it?
Yes, because you can already do those.

>I hate how once you've run a fight a couple times, you know where and when the monsters will be at all times.
Having a free place wouldn't change anything. Dragon's Dogma shows this.

You know a game where the hunts take place in only one zone? God Eater. You know what happens? If a dumbass player is followed by the monster, the monster keeps following it endlessly. Do you want the players to have to circle the map like retards?

>>271320950
>If they literally just put a small hallways instead of a loading screen in most of the maps in MH3U the world and hunts would feel much better.
Why? There's no difference.
Also, if you didn't notice, the loading screens let you change place completely without breaking the pace of the game. A normal game wouldn't be able to place a forest, lake, volcano and INSIDE of a volcano, all in a moderately believable zone.

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>>271317542
this is why we cant have nice things

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>>271320232
>>271320898
Japs bomb amazon reviews when the game is too hard for them. A ton of them 1 starred drakengard 3 just because of the last boss.

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So what are you hunting /v/?

>>271321192
But looking for the monster isn't fun or even part of the hunting in MH.
Yes, in real life it's mostly about finding your kill but that's because animals die instantly from a shotgun.

This is not the case with MH, monsters take a while to die so the fun isn't about finding the monster, it's about the skill it takes to kill it.

Again, you've obviously not played the game since there are monsters that move around a lot at random, and it's so tedious to look for them and almost no one ever carries psychoserum.

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>>271319467
>implying any incredibly territorial monster in this game (ie anything bigger than a buffalo) would stop chasing you if it lost sight of you
>implying smell doesn't exist

I love Monster Hunter, all of your reasons are invalid because you're bad at the game.

>>271318123
You forgot Dragon Quest.
That's the Japanese Trinity.
At least Monster Hunter is the one fun game of the three and actually improving instead of having a tired 80s formula.
its a 90s one instead

>>271321380
>If a dumbass player is followed by the monster, the monster keeps following it endlessly.
Which is why you use a line of sight system. Hunters should be able to dive into bushes or climb inside hollow logs to avoid detection or whatever. It'd actually add some depth and add a new dynamic to the fights. What if you're fighting a baby monster and gimmick is that it can call in mommy to try and fuck you up. The hunt dynamic would be around trying to kick as much ass as possiblem but periodically you'd end up running and hiding from the mommy monster. Maybe even later on you get to take down Momma with a Elder Dragon type hunt.

>>271321687
>But looking for the monster isn't fun or even part of the hunting in MH.
That's my point though. It COULD be.
>you've obviously not played the game since there are monsters that move around a lot at random
400 hours in MH3U shithead. All monsters spawn in one of three spots to start with. I find that incredibly boring.

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>>271321381
hyoyeon a qt!!!
yuri a shit

>>271321542
Except that the game isn't hard. it's just a random raid

>>271321839
>What if you're fighting a baby monster and gimmick is that it can call in mommy to try and fuck you up. The hunt dynamic would be around trying to kick as much ass as possiblem but periodically you'd end up running and hiding from the mommy monster.
That's called the Quropeco.

>>271318436
>pokemon
>taste
you're embarassing yourself

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>>271322003

>>271321323
ur welcum ',:^)

>>271322003
But you can kill the thing Quro calls in. You're not stripped of your power and forced to cower in the dirt while it stomps around. This is a different dynamic.

i love monsters!

>>271321839
>That's my point though. It COULD be.
capcom's sorta hit and miss when it comes to implementing new features, but I don't see how it'd make the game more fun.
>400 hours in MH3U shithead.
wow, it's fucking nothing
>All monsters spawn in one of three spots to start with. I find that incredibly boring.
And spawning randomly in 3 spots isn't random behaviour because...?

>>271316847
Monster Hunter is a portable title they can play in short bursts with other people. That's all.

No one in Japan plays on consoles or PCs anymore. Everyone is traveling or working so they need JRPGs with 100 hours of padding, Monster Hunter clones and dating sims that they can play while on the train.

>>271321751
>>271321751
>implying any incredibly territorial monster in this game (ie anything bigger than a buffalo) would stop chasing you if it lost sight of you
It's a videogame champ. Not a big game simulator. I'm just asking for them to LOOK at improving things in small ways.
>implying smell doesn't exist
And now you're implying they couldn't add a craftable/consumable thing to mask scent?

>>271321839
>Which is why you use a line of sight system. Hunters should be able to dive into bushes or climb inside hollow logs to avoid detection or whatever. It'd actually add some depth and add a new dynamic to the fights. What if you're fighting a baby monster and gimmick is that it can call in mommy to try and fuck you up. The hunt dynamic would be around trying to kick as much ass as possiblem but periodically you'd end up running and hiding from the mommy monster. Maybe even later on you get to take down Momma with a Elder Dragon type hunt.
Nothing about this prevents a dumbass hunter from being followed around the level leaving you and the other people to have to follow it and the dumbass hunter.
Also you can already hide behind rocks or obstacles to avoid detection.

>What if you're fighting a baby monster and gimmick is that it can call in mommy to try and fuck you up. The hunt dynamic would be around trying to kick as much ass as possiblem but periodically you'd end up running and hiding from the mommy monster.
So basically Qurupeco and Seltas?

>>271322150
You would be able to kill the mommy too. Why would i have to run or hide?

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>>271322150
>You're not stripped of your power and forced to cower in the dirt
That is exactly the case if you're not already at the level to take on what it calls. Also, a 'wait 5 minutes to continue' gimmick would be utterly terrible.

>>271322327
It's only those three spots. Ever. EVER. Why can't I find the fucking Barioth in the first zone of the Tundra eating some Popos?

>>271321672
Lagiacrus, trying to git gud before i try to capture it
I'm glad there aren't underwater hunts in 4

>>271322331
>so they need JRPGs with 100 hours of padding
But that makes no sense.
If anything, being only being able to play in those cases would mean that short casual games would be the best choice.
Games that have hundreds of hours of padding are best for home consoles or PC with a nice couch.

>>271320358
Most Japanese Monster Hunter players are extremely casual and get carried in full groups.
G-Rank is back to Unite level bullshit and they can't handle that.

And yes, >>271321165 is something to keep in mind with Japanese games.

>>271322419
>You would be able to kill the mommy too
No you wouldn't. Did I say you could? Or did I imply it would a different hunt where you have to treat it like an Elder Dragon and use Ballistae and Dragonators? I think it was the latter.
>Nothing about this prevents a dumbass hunter from being followed around the level leaving you and the other people to have to follow it and the dumbass hunter.
So don't hunt with dumbasses? Idiots have been able to sabotage hunts in a variety of ways for a long time. The room host can just eject 'em.

>>271322462
They generally fly to any of their other inhabitable areas before you get to them. Do you know how fucking annoying it is to scour the entire map just to find a monster that moves every minute?

>>271322565
>G-Rank is back to Unite level bullshit and they can't handle that.

>FU sold millions just fine
Your logic sucks

>>271322462
You can if you wait for it to move since it tends to move from 6 to 3/2 and from 3/2 to 1.

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>>271322335
>It's a videogame why should it be realistic lol
>saying this while arguing for more realism for imurrrrrshun

>>271322650
Paintballs exist. The first encounter should be an effort. You should have to "hunt" it to start with. I really feel like this small variation would help to slightly reduce that soul sucking feeling you get from grinding a hunt 20 times in a row.

>>271322335
There is an armor skill that keeps the monster from detecting you.

>>271322873
>There is an armor skill that keeps the monster from detecting you.
So?

>>271322834
Paintballs mean absolutely nothing for what you're talking about.

>>271316847
>player clips through enemies lol
Name a single 3D game released the last ten years without clipping
>no targeting system
aww controlling camera is too hard ):
>clunky
besides comfy and rehash, clunky is one of the most overused buzzwords for criticising a game ever

you don't like the gameplay? call it clunky, always works

i really shouldn't reply to these threads, but i'm bored

>>271322834
Try telling me that wandering around the Volcano in FU for 15 minutes trying to find a Basarios is entertaining

>>271322639
>No you wouldn't. Did I say you could? Or did I imply it would a different hunt where you have to treat it like an Elder Dragon and use Ballistae and Dragonators? I think it was the latter.
Nothing about this prevents it being killed. And if it does, i actually have to play the mission a few times just to kill it when i'm perfectly capable of doing it in a single time? That's just bad game design.

>So don't hunt with dumbasses? Idiots have been able to sabotage hunts in a variety of ways for a long time. The room host can just eject 'em.
Yeah because you know how someone plays the second they enter the room. Right.

>>271322946
What do you think "mask scent" means?

>>271318975
Monster Hunter is a casual game in japan.

>>271323267
It's neither. It's just a normal game.

>>271322673
4U also sold millions, retard

>>271323000
>Paintballs mean absolutely nothing for what you're talking about.
>>271323087
>Nothing about this prevents it being killed
Yes it does. It's a scripted thing and she's too badass for you to kill during this hunt. Let's say it's because the Baby can give it a buff that makes it invincible/regenerate HP at a retarded pace. Why is this hard for you grasp?
> i actually have to play the mission a few times just to kill it when i'm perfectly capable of doing it in a single time?
Oh I'm sorry, I was under the mistaken impression you weren't retarded. My mistake, I can see composing coherent sentences to express your thoughts and ideas is a challenge.
>Yeah because you know how someone plays the second they enter the room.
Yes you do. Half the time these "dumbass" players don't have the right gear and use shitty armor sets. Once you're in G-Rank you're even able to judge based on Hunter Rank to a degree. Anyways, failing a hunt isn't the end of the world. If a retard ruins it, just kick him out and go again without him. It's not complicated.

>>271323106
We're talking about a whole stealth system being tacked onto the game here. You're just pointing out a monster detection skill exists. You're being a useless idiot.

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>hurr mh is a shitty unpolished game with clipping and dumb hitboxes artifishal difficulty

>>271323438
And therefore the reviews mean nothing.
Fucking retard trying to assert himself as hardcore..

>>271316847
Trolling or not the textures are disgusting.
How can japs let Crapcom get away with it?

>>271323593
>Let's say it's because the Baby can give it a buff that makes it invincible/regenerate HP at a retarded pace.
Quropeco does this. People still kill what it summons.

it's okay if japan does it

>>271320898
>>271320232

Also, they don't like it because they say this "expansion" doesn't add enough things to the original game. We're only getting this version, so it's good for us.

>>271323719
Welcome to Japanese games

>>271323664
Hey man, every monhun before 3 had bad hitboxes

>>271323719
they buy 3DS
of course they're going to let all of that slide on hardware weaker than the gamecube

On the reviewbombings on Amazon:
http://gaijinhunter.tumblr.com/post/101237427982/this-is-a-bit-of-a-weird-question-but-i-was-just

>>271323818
anything about the menu for paid dlc?

>>271323764
>>271323764
>Quropeco does this
No it doesn't. Why are you trying to argue with me about my own fictional gameplay scenario? Momma Monster is invincible when summoned by the baby. Later on you unlock a hunt that's only the mother and get to actually kill it.

Jesus.

>>271319084
>look up online
everything else is valid but don't use guides as a rule. if you get stuck for days use a guide but half the fun is finding out what does what and discovering about the game

>>271323664
Well anything MH3 and after had actual realistic hitboxes. The older games were really inaccurate.

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>>271323858
>>271323993
FU was finished for over six and a half years ago. That was a long time ago.

>>271323945
Dunno, This will be my first MH. I'm a patient man and I played it a bit in a friend house (MH3U), so I really don't know much abotu the game aside from the fact that you hunt shit and then make armor whit that shit to hunt more shit.

>>271323593
>Let's say it's because the Baby can give it a buff that makes it invincible/regenerate HP at a retarded pace. Why is this hard for you grasp?
And you insist that i'm the retard here while writing this. Really?

>Half the time these "dumbass" players don't have the right gear and use shitty armor sets. Once you're in G-Rank you're even able to judge based on Hunter Rank to a degree
Nothing blocks a dumbass from grinding with friends and then joining your room. Happens all the time.

>Anyways, failing a hunt isn't the end of the world. If a retard ruins it, just kick him out and go again without him. It's not complicated.
So i have to waste time to discover who are the idiots and who are not. Ugh.

>>271323993
2nd gen monsters had decent hitboxes, with some variation going back to 1st gen like Tigrex and Akantor

>>271323959
That's a fucking awful idea.

>>271324058
And it literally had all the monsters WITH UNADULTERED HITBOXES from 10 years ago.
its funny, as soon as Capcom officially moved to Nintendo they improved the hitboxes.

>>271324058
Yeah I know. I'm agreeing with you on the fact that MH has good hitboxes now.

>>271324174
I probably should has stated "most hitboxes" instead of speaking generally.

>>271323959
So Quropeco but shittier.

>>271323945
So far it only seems to be healing item packs and relic armors (read: shit to the point of 'may as well be cosmetic'). They aren't selling rathalos rubies or top-of-the-line relic weapons yet

>>271324312
They were finally forced to update their shit. Hitboxes weren't the only thing that improved.

Please tell me that the town isn't shit like in 3U. I fucking hated that little shit in my house!

Also I suppose they aint balanced single player and monsters still have the same health as when 4 players face it? fucking lazy cunts.

>>271324160
>Nothing blocks a dumbass from grinding with friends and then joining your room
Nothing stopped you from reading my post thoroughly before vomiting all over the keyboard. I said "to a degree"
>So i have to waste time to discover who are the idiots and who are not. Ugh.
Welcome to online gaming dipshit

>>271324358
Quropeco but actually a threat.Running/Hiding from the monster would be fun.

>>271324520
>forced
Nobody forced them.
They just decided to finally put some effort into the game since Dos.

>>271324554
Adjusting monster health would take away the whole "set the bar for yourself" theme of MH.

>>271324554
The 'town' is now a caravan that goes to a bunch of different towns. Guild quests are still balanced for 4 people.

Which Monster Hunter is the best, Freedom Unite? Want to give the series another chance.

>>271324753
dropped. its bullshit that muliplayer is easy mode.

>>271324554
After 11 years without it you'll finally have online on handheld MH, so enjoy.
>>271324676
That's not the theme of the game. The theme of the game was co-op with friends, with some content being actual challenges.
For the west, practically most of the game were challenges because of no online.

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>>271324763
This one.

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>>271324554
>>271324753
>waaah too hard
>waaah too easy

>>271324964
I don't recognize it as I've only played a little of the demo of the one on 3ds and a couple hours of Freedom Unite.

>>271325136
MHP3rd Eng patched

>>271324763
FU is old and can be insanely frustrating because of some bad hitboxes

Portable 3rd is much, much better mechanically but doesn't have G rank like FU

3U is better than P3rd but G rank quests are easier than FU's G rank quests due to them being balanced for 2 people instead of 4 respectively. The best mechanical monhun that has out to the West at this time, although there is a big divide on underwater combat.

>>271324848
No, Ryozo talked a lot about setting the bar for yourself in interviews.

>>271322761
UM EXCHUSE ME URANIUM DOESNT ACTUALLY GLOW

>>271324964
>p3rd-babbies
lol

get 3U or get lost

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>>271322493
Hope you don't need lagia horns of any kind

>>271325336
Underwater combat is pretty shitty. It was so bad they removed it from MH4.

>>271325336
>but doesn't have G rank
You know, that's not inherently anything special.
As long as it has content and high rank armor against high rank monsters means high damage it's still just as fine.
The problem is that they used a new defence formula and upgrading your armor quickly made you tankier than in older titles.

>>271325521
>3U-babbies
lol

get MHDos or get lost

>>271324964
P3rd is the easiest MH out there, perfect introduction for new hunters but too casual-spoiler since they'll find all other games too hard.

>>271325198
Thanks.
>>271325336
I don't really want to play the 3ds one, it controlled like crap.

>>271325385
Ryozo is a fucking PR guy.

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>>271325724
If you play solo its definately the best MH.
Also just DL the HD version and play on PPSSPP emulator.

I cant get into Monster Hunter because
I only have a wii remote right now

>>271325724
All of 3rd gen is easy and casual as fuck. Who cares, people will get used to the very late game of 4th gen because in the end it's as hard as FU with the gimmicks and most shit is still multiplayer.

>>271325765
He's also the director of the game. In interviews when they ask him what the theme of the game is, why the fuck would he lie?

>>271325564
More like players were so bad and bitchy they removed it from 4

>>271325562
nice bikini armor you've got there, are all female armors in the game like this?

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I think I've finally figured it out. Capcom (being the money hungry jews they are) know that no one will buy MH4 on 3ds if they know the wii u version is coming out too. So they're going to wait until a few months after the 3ds release to announce the glorious wii u version. Right?....right?

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>>271325761
If you just want to try monhun again without spending any money just emulate Portable 3rd w/ the English patch on PPSSPP. I'm pretty sure the pastebin in /mhg/ has everything you need.

>>271317678

It's the point of the game really. If you buy the game without the realization of grind and crafting your stupid. But the grind forces you to fight monsters, which is the magnum opus. People enjoy fighting the monsters so the grind isn't as crazy bad, unlike say freedom wars where grinding palatium is awful since the fight is no fun.

The combat is also definitely not for everybody. A lot of people enjoy it, but it requires skill. Some people just lack the patients to learn their weapon and love it. It's like people who think techincally difficult characters in fighting games suck or hate characters like that in smash, just because they can't figure them out. That being said my mom (who is 60) "beat" (got through all of G-rank) on MH3U with very little help from others. It took her time to learn the game but she had a lot of free time and really wanted to do something... so she stole it from me. I will never get my MH3U back...

>>271316847
git gud

>>271325935
>why would a PR guy lie
Really now, anon?
He's the son of the CEO, he's just there to tag along and learn shit.
Before 3U he wasn't even part of the team.

>>271326225
Stop rewriting the question. The question is why the director would lie about what the series is about, nothing else.

>>271325521
>wanting underwater fights
Yeah no thanks.

>>271326084
Yeah, like the Wii U version of 3U outsold the 3DS version.
Oh, wait.

>>271326051
They must contain one of the following
>cleavage
>thigh window
>visible armpits
>midriff
>>>visible kawaii uguu~~~ face [very important]

>>271326225
*as director

>>271326339
To make good impressions, to sell the game.
It's like you were born yesterday or are trying to get me to follow your whole discourse until you prove to me that MH is hardcore.

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>>271326394
is this bad?

>>271326346
>Not being able to push a monster's shit in on its own turf
Casual faggot

>>271326560
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkNS6O0yh6c&list=UU8iDO91cJ_Idqi14rQtI6RA

>>271316847
Weebs, chinks, and all them love MMOs
Mon Hunter is an offline MMO, and newer ones allow you to actually go online.

They also love portable gaming, so a portable MMO is right up their alley.

>>271317410
people have mouths for a reason

>>271326784
>it's an offline MMO
>it's not offline
>and it's only four players
>but I'll call it an offline MMO anyway because I said so

>>271326789
>people have vaginas for a reason
>people have penises for a reason
>people have anuses for a reason
WHERE IS MY 4 WAY ORGY MUH REALISM WHY ARE THEY NOT PANDERING TO MY TASTE

>>271326735
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYCXnCm_TG8

>>271322458
>mfw tiny event quropeco calls a gold crown deviljho

>>271326937
Most of them were offline, and 3G for the 3DS isn't online either. Wii U, 4G, Wii, etc had online.

And it plays like an MMO. It literally plays like an MMO without the O. Like Fantasy Life. Have you even played Monster Hunter before?

>>271327229
>It literally plays like an MMO without the O

No, Xenoblade and KotOR play like offline MMOs. Have you never played an MMO before?

>>271327204
the lack of a world eater quest in 3U hurt my feelings
>>271327229
It's an MMO without the two Ms and without the O, is that what you're saying?

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>tfw love the concept of MH, but loathe the visual design and some of the mechanics

It is a painful existence.

>>271327229
It has been online since game one.

>>271327472
There's a bunch of knockoffs if you're looking for a game that only takes the premise.

>>271327472
>still manages to be more fun than most games around
it's a sad state of the industry

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>>271326735
>still using the stupid pose animations after using items

>>271327721
What's wrong with it?

>>271327641
such as?

>>271326646
yes. some sets should cover the face completely. others cover the chest completely, etc. this is the only way to please a fetishist and the reason i only roll male in these games

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>>271327472
Visual design, as in armor and monsters and shit? Because MH excels in both of those aspects.

>>271327472
What MH games have you played?

If none, you should give the series a try.

wud u fuk a monster???

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>Golden Rajang and Savage Deviljho dual quest is a thing
I need 4U to come out already

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>>271327890
>i only roll male in these games
me too but... for different reasons

>>271327847
God Eater and maybe that new freedom wars game. I haven't seen gameplay for it but it seemed close enough from the threads.

>>271327847
Gods Eater, Dragon's Dogma, Soul Sacrifice

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>>271327903
armor design is kinda going to shit, tbh
They're forgoing their old art direction and going for more generic JRPG stuff.

>>271327847
What the other two said plus Toukiden.

>>271327903
>Fuckhuge weapons and ridiculous armor
>Excelling

>>271327936
I'll miss you, agnaktor.
the rest can die.

>>271328382
low gravity universe

>>271328092
I know this image.

>>271318576
Oh, so it's an actual bait thread.
That's review bombing, a practice as old as amazon.
Most are paid, some are bitter sonybronies.
Doesn't change the fact 4G is the biggest and best monhun ever made.

>>271328405
Normal Agnaktor was fun sometimes but his cousin can fuck off with his stupid ice armor.

Narga is best monster objectively anway.

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>>271318576
>I dont know whats in teh reviews but I must shitpost.

All those negative reviews are complaining about how G rank is too hard.

Eat shit buttflustered sonygnog

>>271318576
Called it.
Good to see Japan standing up to this rushed shit.

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>>271327229
Have you ever played an MMO?
Combo attacks, Evading, No Auto target, No abilities
there isn't even a leveling system
Pic related, Me and My buddy posted up in our favorite armor

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>>271328382
You need fuckhuge weapons to hunt fuckhuge monsters retard. That's just science. Also, the armor sets look great because they look like they're actually forged from the monsters whose parts they're derived from. If you want more reserved designs, they have those too.

>>271328623
>Most are paid, some are bitter sonybronies.
lololol
you mean they are just random raids for giggles and without any political purpose, nice try exposing yourself as a Nintendrone instead of an actual MH fan

>>271328509
I don't see how that has any relevance in a discussion about visual design.

The weapons look like paddles or are otherwise ridiculously exaggerated, and the armor ranges from homoerotic to outright ridiculous.

>>271316847
It looks like a funny otter

>>271328821
If you can swing around a big weapon with ease, why wouldn't you?
also >>271328775

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>>271328524
lets hunt together

>>271328717
They were both great.
And narga was definitely among the best, but it failed to be challengig and they milked it too much with the useless green and lucent with that bad gimmick.

>tfw no Barioth in 4U
he could just steal narga's moves...

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>>271328747
>Barroth with LS

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>>271328898
I only have 3U.
And I prefer other things, anyway

>>271328902
What even was Green Narga's gimmick? He was an easier fight than both of his cousins.
Apart from the double tail slam and size.

>>271328775
>The weapon needs to match the size of the creature being hunted or otherwise it's ineffective

If you are fighting a scaled creature, it is easier to maneuver a small blade through the gaps in the scales than a fuckhuge one.

>>271329047
I don't use it anon, I just like the way it looks

>>271329153
Maybe it's easier, but as you can see, hunters also manage it with huge-ass weapons, so it's not a problem.

>>271329109
>size
I don't remember it being different.
Its tail spikes caused stun.
That's it other than what you listed.

And as a trivia, when you wounded its face it would lose the other eye, compared to regular narga.

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>>271329073
___:(____

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>>271318576
Most reviews mention the Vita and frontier.
The asspain is real.

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>>271329174
i don't know why I made this

>>271318576

the japs are complaining that it's "too hard"

considering how casualized 3rd Gen turned out to be this is very fucking welcome.

>>271329449
s-stupid sexy monster

>>271328790
>you mean they are just random raids for giggles
It's exactly what it is fucking newfag.

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>>271329153
Why bother maneuvering when you can just smash its fucking head in? If you want maneuvering play Shadow of the Colossus.

>>271329436
Nope.

>>271329231
The problem is the plausibility of it. Not only is it highly unlikely that someone decked in gear that must weigh several times their own bodyweight could move around, let alone roll or perform other agile movements. Add to that the weight of the weapons and you should have hunters that cannot move a muscle.

Suspension of disbelief has its limits.

>>271329287
I always found that the size gap between G. narga and narga's Gold crowns were different. Green was always much larger than any normal ones I fought.
And lucent was actually the worst monster in MH so far. Excluding the other special monsters.

>>271329621
>>271328509

do you see why i mentioned it now

>>271329606
I have played SotC, and a game like that with some of the mechanics from MH would be pretty damn sweet.

>>271329603
Yep, random raids. Glad you see that.

>>271319084

>I built a G Rank Silver Rathalos Gunner Armor and a Mire Direlos Bow SPECIFICALLY for Obsidian Lagiacrus

fuck water combat and fuck fighting Lagiacruz underwater

>>271329751
Is it actually low gravity though, or are you pulling that from your hat?

Wouldn't people take advantage of it by keeping their gear light so they could have superhuman mobility?

>>271329871
I'd personally say just fuck lagiacrus.

>>271329957
It's not low gravity, hunters are just superhumanly strong.

>>271329957
You can jump from tall heights without taking damage. Huge monsters can carry their body weight. Hunters can lift their equipment.
>Wouldn't people take advantage of it by keeping their gear light so they could have superhuman mobility?
Do you think low gravity means you'll become the flash? It doesn't, but it's easier to carry big objects.

Also, there are small weapons like sword and shield and LBG, not every weapon in the game is a greatsword.

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I haven't looked into MH of late.

Have they stopped using textures, models, and armors from the same ps2 game yet?
Do monsters still use the same boring patterns from the same ps2 game?
Has armor advanced beyond the same basic breastplate with fins and spikes added on yet?
Is any sense of challenge still destroyed by wielding a hammer or lance?
Are swords and shield users in a party still bomb/trap bitches that only serve to be an expensive player controlled cat?
Are dual swords still useless whetstone eaters?
Is sharpness+1 still the one and only skill to bother getting above all else?
Is HR and GR still "monsters with more damage + more grinding required"?

When you realize it's the japanese call of duty then you understand.

>>271323060

>he didn't bring Psychoserum