Overwatch

first for hanzo

Tracer is not a slut she is a pure maiden

DRAWWWFAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGG

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POST YFW

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www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SvYmsNCWsw

best girl

>>270934963
>can retain her virginity with time powers
forever a pure maiden

>>270935097
oh my god, my dick

>>270934817
>tumblr nose

>>270935026
her face when I'm cleaning her carpet

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WAIFU TIER LIST

>GOD TIER
Tracer

>GREAT TIER
Widowmaker, Mercy, Pharah

>OKAY TIER
-------------

>SHIT TIER
Symmetra

>>270934998
>>270934817
FUCK THIS PRESSURE OH GOD

I'M WORKING AS FAST AS I CAN

>>270934859
>61 years old
>still bashing in faces with a fucking rockethammer
I'm so gonna play this guy

>>270935204
>tfw I have a tumblr nose
kill me

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HEH, NOTHIN' PERSONNEL KID

>>270935097
Only if you bust a nut in under 3 seconds.

>>270935304
Are you cute?

So...
LoL meets TF2 meets Anarchy Reigns?

>anime is okay when Blizzard does it

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If you got the time I got the place

>>270935402
Where's the Anarchy Reigns?

>making love to tracer
>in missionary, under the covers, holding hands
>about to cum
>tell her
>she wraps her legs around me
>'don't worry, luv, jus' let it 'appen'
>cum inside
>hold her tenderly in my arms, basking in the afterglow
>she kisses my nose, rewinding me
>i pull out hard
>her face when

Tracer is my waifu.

Is anyone really fucking worried that Blizzard is going to fuck it up with some egregious cash shop?

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>tfw no based gunslinger bro

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I don't know about you fags, but I love those Cockney accents. Fucking slags get me hard.

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>>270933660
>>270933901

>>270935464
Cash shops are guaranteed.

>all the porn will be released tonight
>there's a slight chance I could pop my cherry tomorrow
>wanna be full of spunk just in case but all the porn

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wow... so this... is the power... of a... multi billionaire... company...

>>270934817
Blizzard is trying to appeal to the young and autistic TF2 demographic.

We can easily kill the game by making the characters lude

>>270935452
Character design

Theres literally a guy with a rocket hammer

>>270935376
HIS NAME'S NOT IMPORTANT

>>270935389
I've been told so.

but i am d00d

Enjoy Destiny's Fortress of Dutyfield.

faggots

>>270935535
Thanks you for my next fap.

>>270935453
>I pull out hard
The fun never ends.

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>All these people being excited about the porn and waifuing the characters
>Next to no discussion about the game itself

I wanted to believe that there were still some people left on this god-forsaken board that cared about videogames, but you faggots have dashed my hopes yet again.

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http://strawpoll.me/2946884/
http://strawpoll.me/2946884/
http://strawpoll.me/2946884/

V O T E

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>Widowmaker's ass

>>270935554
Looks balanced as fuck Blizzard, good job.

>>270935626
we just need the kickass music next

>>270935464
no, not really.
I guess they go the tf2 route with cosmetics and maybe unlockable heroes.

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>>270935535
>le smug dreamworks face

>>270935241
artstyle reminds me a lot of Sanctum

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>ass expansion
>belly expansion

oh my jesus augghhhhhhh

>>270935535
I LOVE YOU

She's apparently 26. I think that's a good wife age.

How are they gonna monetize this game? I really hope they don't go p2w. A f2p w/ cosmetic shop seems like the best idea.

>>270935535
sex

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i made this

>>270935453
>Announcement is less than twelve hours old
>We're already getting lewd greentext

thanks, /v/

So. Will there be any Tracer cosplayers at Blizzcon by tomorrow?

>>270935702
ADD THE NAMES TO THE IMAGE ya cunt

>>270935241
HOLY FUCKING SHIT

CHECK OUT THOSE HUGE HANDS>>270935760

>All those butthurt blizzard fans because they're scared of anything that isn't Warcraft

Glorious. Hope they don't fuck this one up.

>>270935760
She basically prepares her body for bearing babies

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>>270934817
>tfw we live in the age of SFM

So, who will be the Announcer in Overwatch?

>>270935830
Nope, fuck you

>>270935584
>fucking Jet from Cowboy Bebop as a spaghetti western gunslinger
Why the fuck wasn't this nigga showcased?

>>270935760
What is the explanation for this?

>>270935554
It really is Team Fortress 2, the graphics exactly the same.

>>270935554
fucks evry1 in corridor

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>>270935475
I know that feel

>>270935807
>its already been 12 hours
/v/'s losing its edge

>>270935376
I bet my ass he is the former hero/main guy/dude of the giant statue gone bad because "overwatch vecame corrupted" and shit.

>>270935634
We're all a little homo sometimes, anon

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>>270935284
>people teleporting, rewinding, flying, flinging around
>doesn't help when you hit them with your fucking rocket hammer.

heroes stream dead???

>>270935794
we're proud of you

>>270935794
I love it

>>270935895
The SFM porn will be extreme.

>>270935794
Solid

>>270935794
>that optimus primal toy
dude! nostalgia

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>>270935702

Tracer is god tier waifu but Zenny looks cool too

Monk Cyborg? fucking a

>literally everybody playing Tracer during the entire first week of beta
My dick.

>>270936001
But anon, Tracer is my waifu

>>270935684
Game looks excellent, that's why we are talking about other things

>>270936005
>fucking rocket hammer
>>270935284
>fucking rockethammer
There really is no other kind of rocket hammer, is there?

>>270935760
What the fuck ?

>Blizzard in charge of not screwing up

>>270935794
8/10 will save for later

>>270936086
BACK THE FUCK OFF?

SHE'S MINE!

So what will be this game be like?

>>270936073
>all you can hear is that cute giggle she lets out

>>270935760
Why?

Not that I'm complaining.

ANYONE HAVE WHAT TRACER'S BACKPACK LOOKS LIKE?


I NEED IT FOR SCIENCE

>>270936073
>tfw aren't attracted to women but still want to play tracer because the character looks fun and fast paced

>>270935702
>cowboy 2nd
my niggers

>>270935721
seriously though why is the art direction the way it is

i thought the first screenshots were something from Big Hero 6 and i assumed /v/ was shitposting about offtopic shit as usual

>>270935794
>Not Team Fortress 3

Nigga you had one job

>>270936069
That design is so fucking good, I love it. I havent been hype for something made by blizzard since WOTLK. but I'm actually pretty excited for this.

>>270936086
Sometimes, it's ok to take a little taste of the forbidden fruit

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Hey guys. Whatcha doin? Don't think the Blizzard shills were expecting this. Need this pic?

>>270936193
first person shooter with moba like abilities
i'm kind of hyped assuming the f2p doesn't get jewwed out the ass

>>270936209
If you're going to model her right now, then I recommend you check out the gameplay intro vids.

>>270936209
watch dont know if theres any close ups though >>270935026

QUICK, WHY IS /ss/ SO GREAT?

I have never known why it makes my dick hard

>>270935241
Phenomenal taste.

Can't wait to see any new girls they add.

>>270936314
But anon, I don't bottom.

>Strongly considering being R63 Tracer

Send help.

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>>270935760

Holy shit.

>>270936328
If anything the transaction elements will just be skins, maybe announcer packs too.

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>>270936209
>ANYONE HAVE WHAT TRACER'S BACKPACK LOOKS LIKE?
>I NEED IT FOR SCIENCE

best I can do

>>270935947
Srsly, dude looks rad as fuck. Why didnt they show him ?

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>>270936069
This is all I can think of when I look at him, in that form at least.

>>270936392
It's a shit fetish and you're shit.

eequesting good picf of Nothing Mc Personnel

>>270936328
Its Blizzard.
Seriously.
Its Blizzard.
How ever much you think you'll be paying is far, far from amount you will end up paying.

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>>270935702
>every guy model is unique and different
>every girl model is essentially the same

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>>270936392
Because you've never overcame your oedipus complex

>>270935702
First couple weeks that fucking ninja is gonna be in every match.

>>270936321
Thank you.
>>270936392
Because it's gentle femdom.

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hot glue when?

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So is Overwatch hype going to play out exactly like that shitty squid game on the Wii U?

A few days of spazzing out, then nothing?

>>270935702
>Every female character has proper shoeware, and proper tactical or protective armor.
>Every but one.

Symmetra is shit

>>270935760
what the hell hahahaha

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OFFICIAL 2014 BAE-WATCH POWER RANKINGS

1. Tracer
2. Widowmaker

[POWER GAP]

3. Pharah
4. Symmetra

[POWER GAP]

900000000000. Mercy

>>270936571
Not soon enough.

>tfw no hotglue video on the main stage at Blizzcon

>>270936629
haha

>>270936449
>>270936328

>swimsuit bundle
>4.95 gets tracer in a scandalously small bikini

>>270936392
It's part of our pre teen fantasies i guess

>>270936610
No, there's too many Blizzfags on /v/

Serious question

Do you think this game will have bans? How do you think the matchmaking system will work?

It's 6v6 but there are more than 12 heroes altogether, will you just queue up as a particular hero or will you pick in the lobby?

>>270935702
Incohesion: The Game

>>270935204

Nigga what

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drawfag here ;)

>>270936641
GOOD POWER RANKINGS

>>270936610
Pretty much, we'll probably still see Tracer on most waifu threads tho

>you will never break Pharah's armor and make the world look at her qt body
>and then tenderly rape her

I hope this will be better than Hat Fortress 2

>>270936682
I'd fap to it.

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>MFW I have work in the morning and all this sweet sweet tracer going around...

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>>270936554
>Because it's gentle femdom.
Yes.

>>270936534
Freud is a hack.

>>270936735
WHERE'S THE SECOND PART
I WAS TOLD THERE WAS A SECOND PART FAGGOT

>>270936678
ha

>>270936704
Matchmaking is P2P, like CoD.

You pick heroes in the lobby.

>>270936641
I'd put Pharah as my number 1.

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>>270935241
I'm glad they added freckles and made her hair more brown.

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Wow it's fucking Shadowrun.

>>270935379
which is no problem for /v/

>>270936787
Where? I don't see any.

>>270936735

Damn, that the good shit.

>>270935702
>SFM porn will consist of Tracer getting stuffed by fat gasmask man

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>All these faggots that are going to be playing Tracer

Have fun drowning in lead.

>>270935794
Fucking fantastic.

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>>270936735
THATS NOT ME

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>>270936735

>>270936841
his eye movement

>>270936820
I've heard you say this many times before.
You've got some sort of rivalry with him or something?

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>>270936925

>>270935026
Why does it look like it's being played on a console? Aim adjustment is so slow.

>>270936720
League of Legend is a much worse offender in that matter. At least they almost all bear future shit that looks more or less comming from the same manufacturer

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>I get hyped for this
>it comes out
>turns out it's mediocre
>not so horribly shit that it creates a gigantic shitstorm, just mediocre
>servers are half empty after a month
>game is almost entirely dead after a year at most
Never again, /v/.

>>270935535
Could you edit out the flashy bit? Otherwise, thank you sire.

>>270936925
I LOVE YOU DRAWFAG.

THE ASS IS FAT, THANK YOU.

>>270936916
>implying people here are going to play this shitty TF2 clone
>implying they aren't here for the porn

>>270936925
I eagerly await, dick in hand.

Did they give an ETA of when this game is going to be released?

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>>270936925
oh fuck

>>270936820
He might be right in this case, a lot of the people over the years who have actually came forward about being diddled as a kid by elderly women have little to no interest in /ss/. It really seems only those with lingering/unfulfilled issues from childhood obsess over it.

In short, literally go fuck your mother.
Get it over with.

>>270936916
>le sentient but peaceful robert that must kill by necessity

face it. your robofu is the most cliche

>>270936916
Is Bastion a girl?

>>270936969
Freud is to psycology what Edison is to electricity

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>>270936925

>>270937008
unlike other games the blizzard fanboys will eat up any shit and support it for years.

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>Tracer and Widowmaker will never sandwich your face between their asses and fart mightily

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>>270936925
>da big booty
oh man

First r34 is here

http://scarmiglioneh.tumblr.com/post/102046715660/i-had-to-be-da-first-to-r34

>>270936571
>$150

How impulsive are you, anons?

>>270937114
Robots are genderless

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>>270936825
here it is ;)

>>270935026
dat thight ASS suit god damnit

>>270937194
RAPE BORN

>>270937243
pretty impulsive

>>270937115
Sure, but he wasn't wrong

>>270937008
It's Blizzard. it can't fail.

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Tracer is the face of Overwatch. Are you ready for best girl to appear in other Blizzard games?

>>270936990

They obviously dont wanna make it too fast so people cant see whats going on.
Remember who blizzards' core audience are: Drooling retards

>>270937194
She's pure

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>Team Fortress
>Waifu edition

>>270937194
>those shoes and heels
>those boots
I really want to... do something to them.

>>270936990
Because some people will play with a controller for these kind of demos because there's less jarring camera movement and the resulting video is slightly smoother.

>>270937197
Second was even better.
http://incaseart.tumblr.com/post/102043799200/i-wanted-to-be-the-first-one-to-draw-porn-of-her

>>270937194
perfection

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I can't wait bros

>>270937194
>clipping

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>>270937008
>caring about ANYTHING Blizzard puts out
>failing to realize all Blizzcon threads were started by Blizzshills
>not just enjoying the porn, the SFM and Legoman thighs that are going to come out of this
Smarten the fuck up, anon, goddamn it.

>>270937346
>>270937197
>InCase and Scarmiglione
fuck yeah

>>270936990
it's a demonstration video so they're probably intentionally making slow and gentle movements.

>>270937346
>>270937197
But what about one by LM? I kept hearing its amazing, but haven't seen it myself.

>No footfag character

Disappointed

>>270937194
Mhyup.

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>>270937194

So that's how they recycled project Titan?

>>270937395
>clopping

>>270937493
>being a footfag

>>270937364
>Skeleton and fedora man
I love this meme game

>>270935026
B E S T G I R L
E S T G I R L
S T G I R L
T G I R L

G I R L
I R L
R L
L

>>270937194
>Real Name: Angela Ziegler, Age: 34

Finally someone my own age.

>>270937194
SHE'S 34 YEARS OLD!

>>270937346
>Welp. 3 day ban from 4chan. It was worth it.
oh u

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>>270937364

Gigantic is going to be the better game.

>>270937364
>that steampunk gentleman
call me any buzzword you want, but that's the tightest shit

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That fucking Cinematic trailer was amazing.

Blizzard should just up and start making adult oriented animated films.

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>>270937516

>>270937551
>Tgirl

>>270937346
Nah.

reminder it's just salvaged assets from TITAN made into a shitty f2p game

considering the netcode is designed for mmo the gunplay is going to be shit.

>>270937681
Wait until Sausage Party comes out, then we will see a huge bump in adult animated movies

I would kill for lewd between Tracer and that kid.

>>270937670
Has that team even shown anything yet?

>>270936925
>Noill

Nigga I'am expecting a nice jucy ass from you like always.

i don't get it.. future robot tech and also ancient chinese dudes and also the guy from darksiders and a drawf? what is the setting even supposed to be

>>270937723
damn hips

>>270937670
GIGANTIC GIGANTIC GIGANTIC GIGANTIC GIGANTIC GIGANTIC GIGANTIC GIGANTIC GIGANTIC GIGANTIC GIGANTIC GIGANTIC GIGANTIC GIGANTIC GIGANTIC GIGANTIC GIGANTIC GIGANTIC GIGANTIC GIGANTIC GIGANTIC

>>270935947
when did graves get a cowboy hat?

>>270937773
>reminder it's just salvaged assets from TITAN made into a shitty f2p game

Makes a lot of fucking sense

So when is this getting released?

>>270935026
Can't wait to BITES ZA DUSTO

>>270937723
>Where did my cute little shota go?

reminder it's just salvaged assets from TITAN made into a shitty f2p game

considering the netcode is designed for mmo the gunplay is going to be shit.

reminder it's just salvaged assets from TITAN made into a shitty f2p game

considering the netcode is designed for mmo the gunplay is going to be shit.

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“Death walks among you.”

Some speak of a black-robed terrorist known only as the Reaper. His identity and motives are a mystery. What is known is that where he appears, death follows.

The Reaper is an extremely volatile mercenary, a ruthless and remorseless killer responsible for terrorist attacks across the world. He has fought in many armed conflicts in the last decades, showing no loyalty to any cause or organization.

Survivors have described a black shadow ghosting unscathed through the most hellish battlefields. The few bodies recovered of those he kills are pale, empty husks drained of life, their cells showing signs of intense degradation. It is possible that he is a byproduct of failed genetic alteration which forces his cells to simultaneously decay and regenerate at a hyper-accelerated rate.

Those attempting to track his movements have begun to see a pattern in his appearances. They believe that Reaper is hunting former Overwatch agents and systematically eliminating them.

>>270937798
>wanting more of the kid

>>270937812
who

>>270936214
People only know Tracer's name. The list had a fuck ton of name, but no description of who it was. The only characters with description were the ones without name(atm). The Cowboy is the best one of the characters with description, and he looks nice, so that's why he's the second on the list.

>>270937723
What does her arm say? Couchemar?
What a stupid tattoo.

>>270937831
Wacky meme world

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so perfect

>>270937194
This is going to be another case where the best girl is obvious but faggots are going to flock to the shittier ones, isn't it?

>>270937810
There's this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBpZ64S2Ukg

>>270937872
Summer/Winter 2015

>>270937941
Nobody here cares about the game, shut up.

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>>270937958
>black-robed terrorist known only as the Reaper. His identity and motives are a mystery. What is known is that where he appears, death follows.

>Splatoon gets revealed
>Porn in 10 minutes, hundreds of fanart on the first day

>'Generic named FPS' by Blizzard gets revealed
>Fucking nothing

HA HA HOLY SHIT. HOW HARD DID BLIZZARD FUCK UP? ARE THEY THAT MAD THAT VALVE PICKED UP DOTA AND MADE A GORILLION DOLALRS WITH IT THAT THEY HAD TO COPY TF2?

The closest I will ever get to Tracer is marrying some Cockney girl and getting her to cosplay for me.

Tis suffering.

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>>270937723
WHATDOESITMEAN

>>270937868
>overwatch

epic

>>270937958

>not "my filename is not important"

cum on step it up

>>270937958
*tips hood*

>>270935026
Wait so is pulse bomb a proximity mine? Or a grenade? Or a satchel charge? I feel like the character demo videos show a lot of things, but don't bother to explain them. Like for the buddhist robot, he has some AoE thing that makes his friends glow, but what does that do?

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>>270938014
>tfw spiritual robots are my favorite shit

blizzard won

>>270938075
>nothing

There's porn linked in this thread you dumb fuck

>>270938112
Cauchemar. French for nightmare.

>>270935241
>Most attractive girl
>Make her australian

God damnit, that accent is so dumb. They should have made her Irish.

I assume they're going to release more characters as DLC?
They showed off a lot more in the cut scene, some really cool looking but we didn't get them

>no robot

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>>270937958

>>270938075
Nigga you stupid, we've got two porn pics and counting.

>>270938112
It's French for "Nightmare."

>>270938212
She's from London you wanker

>>270938185
When it's just Incase and Scarm, it's effectively fucking nothing.

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>>270937958
He is just too unique for you to understand.

>>270938112
nightmare in french

It feels like cultural enrichment: the game

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>>270938212
>Make her australian
>australian

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>>270937723
>bribing the shotas with sex
>smothering them under her expandable ass

>>270937958
>Doesn't reload his guns
0/10 shit tier

>>270938350
how?

>>270938301
I see what you did there.

>>270937681
no one pays for that

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>>270938301
muh cuck

>>270938075

If I wasn't busy as fuck today I'd totally crank out some Mercy porn.

>>270935702
I really like these designs.

>>270938301
>"lol so whacky xD" health bars
>RIDICULOUSLY HUGE weapon model
I bet you won't even be able to adjust FoV.

>>270938304
>Incase
>Nothing

Have this man removed immediately.

>>270937680
That's battleborn

>>270938490
What's wrong with the health bars?
Are you autistic?

>>270938389
Reminder it's not her real ass.

>>270938490
>>"lol so whacky xD" health bars

is this autism?

>>270938212
She's british though

>>270938408
like the devs felt the need to make the game a huge melting pot of diversity

>equal amount of male and female characters
Blizz confirmed for SJW

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>The game looks pretty neat from what I've seen.
>It's made by Blizzard.

No...No. I don't want to make this mistake again.

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>>270934817
Hey. Guys. Hey. Hey. I say hey guys. Guys. Is your new disney-fortress free-to-play?

>>270938463
You fucking better be doing some in the future then.

>>270935241
>>270935440
>>270935702
>used to have black hair and no freckles
Why make something good when you can just make shit.

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>that cinematic trailer
>get hyped for the possibility of playing as these heroes as a new threat emerges
>saving the people that thought you were extinct
>saving the world that you had once given everything for
>the old guard returns
>so hype
>see gameplay trailer
>it's fucking Team Fortress 2
>oh
>

>>270938576
>>270938594
They're not straight and do not show the information you need clearly.

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>>270938576
>>270938594
>autism mind
>>270938490
pic for you

>>270938721
It could be worse. It could be a DOTA/LOL clone

>>270938639
Besides the Diablo 3 launch, when's the last time Blizzard completely failed to deliver on a game?

>>270938491
>liking same body people who look like faggotass boys
No wonder like everyone likes Tracer.

>>270938619
But diversity is fine when it isnt shoehorned in for the sake of diversity

A lot of these guys are walking cliches, like the archer and monk

>>270938742
this meme gets funnier by the minute :^)

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>>270934817
HERE YA GO

Drawn by anon in sticky

>>270937974
First time on /v/, huh?

>>270938721
I'm fucking glad it's a MP game instead of your dumb-ass idea. That would have been awful

>>270938296
>>270938380
>>270938615
Whatever, she's from the part of england with the shittiest accent then. They definitely could have done better.

>>270938619
Yeah, it feels kinda forced but at least they are not pushing any agendas. They are a melting pot of diversity like any 80s main characters in a kids tv show, not like "check your privilege".

>>270938832
Tasteful

>>270938806
>he eats shit

>I'm excited for Overwatch!

I literally cannot tip my fucking fedora hard enough

>>270938832
YOU ARENT /SS/ DRAWFAG

GET THE FUCK OUT.

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Reply to this post if you're only here for waifus and porn

I can't wait for the SFM porn; shit's going to be fucking glorious.

I want to buy that Statue. It fucking lights up and everything. I have the funds available and its dispoable.

Deleted my Battle.net authenticator off my phone and now can not access my account.

Have to send Blizzard Photo ID to get the old one removed so I can put the new one in its place.

I guess I don't need it that much.

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Overwatch is incredibly simplified. It's like they took a look at TF2 and said
>nah, that's too complex for our target audience. Let's reduce the abilities of everyone even more. Oh and smaller teams.

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>>270938832
MAH DIK

>>270938803
D3 was 10 years in the making, which is like 10 years of collective failure.

Also SC2 and its countless gameplay and jew issues

>>270938903
yo

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>>270936480
BASED
A
S
E
D

>>270938721

Single player games dont sell anymore dude

>>270938892
>/ss/
Go hangout with the cucks, the footfags and other shit-tier fetishes.

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>>270938832
7/10

>>270938742
what are you smoking?

What mem?

>>270938903
Waiting on the /ss/

>>270938832
meh

>>270938832

I say by george I think Ive done ruined me trousers

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>>270938903
ayup

>>270938869
Sounds like a fucked up Yorkshire accent.

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>>270938903

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>>270938903
guilty

>Another competitive multiplayer game with heroes.
Man, I can't see this genre EVER getting completely oversaturated.

>>270938948
>Let's reduce the abilities of everyone even more
Have we played the same TF2?

>>270938885
Are you serious? The game looks pretty cool.

>>270938948

For what it is I honestly don't care anymore if it actually does something to remove the try hard skill shot faggot kids that play multiplayer these days Im more than on board.

>new arena game
>i see WoW arena ONLY the game
>im hyped as fuck
>see gameplay
>TF2 - BLIZZARD EDITION

t-thanks blizz...

>>270939112
>With heroes
Are there random little units too?

>>270938619
a bunch of specialists with different ethnic backgrounds isn't exactly new, even less in regards to action.

>>270938810
Thats what I'm getting at, a lot of it seems shoehorned in.
they could have at least included some kenyan warlord or something for the villain team to combat the ausfag chick

>>270938672

Believe me, I want it just as badly as you do.

>>270939127

He plays a magical TF2 that has things yours doesn't

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>>270937723
Drawfags, I'm gonna need a comic of her punishing the kid for stealing the glove. For purely scientific reasons.

>>270938885
Did you hipster so hard you're back to wanting generic military shooters?

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>Incase made Tracer porn
>It's BBC

I love that artist so much

>>270939073
why would i pick shitty bow sniper over GUN sniper. sure he can climb walls and shit but widow can just grapple there anyways.

>>270939249
Why is your art so bad?

>>270938948
What? it looks like TF2 with more abilities and better characters. The fuck are you babbling about? TF2 is basic as fuck with very few abilities.

Do you think this game looks alright?

>>270938948
General Ripper please go take care of your precious bodily fluids

>>270939062
soundy cockney to me, so london, same type of accent in killing floor

game looks fun
cool.

>>270935026
>not listed video
t-totally not a marketer g-guys!!!

>>270938980
Diablo 3 is fine now. SC2 was always good, the campaign is fun, the multiplayer is balanced, and there's a lot of custom map tools (even if browsing those maps sucks), it just didn't catch on competitively because everyone's moved on to MOBAs.

When can we sign for the beta? I am really excited for this. Looks like a more fun and refreshing Team Fortress and with sexy girls.

>>270936198
Provides a more stable center of gravity, and mass to stabilize aiming and absorb recoil.

..I don't know

>>270938948
Did we play the same game? Overwatch's characters have more abilities than TF2's.