/v/idya humor thread Starting off with a classic

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>>270902556
>cursor
>A ok

>>270902556
Thats why classical pirates exist

>>270902315
It pains me.

Tell me they took her child from her.

>>270903054

It's not real, r-tard.

>>270902315
that's not humor, that's cringe

>>270903275
hardly

>>270903465

The whole series is great.

>>270903768
3 mouse clicks for 50 bucks

holy shit

>>270903465
That was pretty funny, I should watch the show at some point.

>>270903465
What is this from?

>>270903936

>I've played SM a million times

Sure you have.

>>270904026

how his dick like dat doe

>>270904385
That was fucking terrible
Like embarrassingly terrible

>>270904002
The Hero Yoshihiko and the Demon King's Castle

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>Like Carl XD

>>270903465
i dont get it

>>270904026
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

>>270903936
>y can't metroid claw?
>metroid

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>>270902315
These were from yesterday 1/5

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>>270905078
2/5

>>270904885
she's supposed to be a background npc

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>>270905218
3/5

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>>270905275
the fuck is this shit?

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>>270903465
haha comfy show

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>>270905365
4/5

>>270904967
>>270904534

This is the result of a vacuum pump, probably drugs as well. His dick will go back to normal size after a while.

>>270905275
>>270904385

I feel like these two were posted by the same guy.

>>270903465
Just post the webm you daft twat.

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>>270904026

>>270905496

i have to admit im impressed

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>>270905494
5/5

>>270905494
Stop reposting your own shit, none if it is funny. You're a goddamn failure.

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>>270905441

A shit comic, I'm sorry.

>>270905649
Only two of those are my own. faggot.

>>270905798
It's still not funny

>>270903034
Can you even legally put that on packaging?

>>270905798
beside the point, they are all un-funny

>>270903465
>>270905443
Season 3 when?
Movie when?

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>>270905689
Then why continue posting a shitty continuation of a shitty comic?

>>270903936
MaN...I wanna play super metroid again now.

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>>270905689
>the kid = you
>him hitting the ball = you making a good joke

>>270904026
woudlnt that hurt?

>>270906028
>implying anything else in this thread is funny

>>270905914
Who cares? Corporations can do whatever they want in today's world!

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>>270905689
Sometimes it's just the little things.

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>>270906062

Because it exists.

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a classic

>>270903034
It's American, you can put whatever you feel like.

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This works if you've ever been to our brother board.

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>>270906132
it would be extremely painful

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>>270904026
Im fucking hyperventilating
I used to joke on dicking a dick and now that I've seen it I want to forget

>>270906163
But I didn't imply that.....

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>>270906509

>>270904385
>ORAS coming out
>Mega Beedrill anounced
>tfw you cannot play through a pokemon game as the entire Wu Tang Clan

>>270906509
Look at those beautiful natural breasts!!
What's her secret? I bet plastic surgeons hate her:¬)

>>270906787
Are you 10 or something? Do literal helium balloons turn you on as well?

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>>270906497

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>>270904204

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>>270906509
Those things look like they'd explode if I so much as touched them holy shit

>>270907030
>he doesn't know about bimbo

>/v/ reviews a video game
http://youtu.be/NZuWk8YgGUk?t=6m56s

>270906509
for you

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>>270904026
Our grandfathers and grand-grandfathers died in a trench for this to happen.

>>270907518
do you do it for free

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>>270907387
I lolled

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>>270906509
You're a big guy.

>>270905798
Those are the type of thing you see in a thread, giggle slightly at, maybe contribute one yourself, and move on. Just everyday occurances not worthy of capping and reposting.

How new are you?

>>270907387
/v/ & /vr/ comics are great

>>270904863
No matter whole ordeal was a huge trollup but retards dont get that everything is so fucked up
that even a fucking toymaker and people whose job is to help us forget everyting is so fucked up are fucking us up.

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>>270907713

Truly.

>>270904026
This is why middle eastern hate us.

>>270904385
Why are these anti-SJW comics always made by people with literally zero understanding of what they're complaining about?

>Are you a boy or girl?
>Do you identify as a boy or girl?

Woooooooooooooooooooow that was so difficult lol.

>>270907628
>implying anybody is pissing their pants over any of the other shit ever on /v/
Grow the fuck up.

>>270907824

>Anti-SJW

Nigga, it was a Wu Tang joke. Keep up.

>>270904026
Is that a boypussy ?

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>>270907804
Got any others?

>>270907824
>identify
Oh fucking cry me a river nobody gives a shit about your mental disorder.

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>>270903465
>>270905443

what show is this? ive been dieing to find out what it is??

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>>270907954

>>270908127
hero yoshihiko

>>270908127
see>>270904746

>>270902763
he plugged his 360 controller to his PC

>>270904385
i laughed my ass off only cuz i love wu tang and the method man

>>270906509
>>270907187
You just gave me new fetish. Now, where do I get the explosive webm?

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>>270908114

>the framerate doesn't matter as long as it's 30
>the color doesn't matter as long as it's beige
>the time of day doesn't matter as long as it's exactly 3:43 AM

Seething with rage right now

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>>270908127

The Hero Yoshihiko. Extremely comfy show, great watch.

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>>270906974
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hS1sYig7MQo

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Terrible. Absoluterly terrible. One of the worst and most unfunny threads I have seen in a long long long time. You should all be very ashamed of yourselves

Mario's a nigger

>>270908387

>i love wu tang and the method man

Who the fuck doesn't?

>>270908175

I remember that fiasco. It was super wierd

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>>270908114

>>270907315

Jon will never accept that his "shitty web series" arby n' the chief was the best thing he'll be able to come up with and the height of his popularity. It crushes his soul and he'll commit suicide soon enough.

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>>270904204
>>270907170

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>>270907842
>being this butthurt that nobody likes your shitty comics
Considering that you think Mario having the last name of "Fagoli" is funny at all, I don't think you have the right to tell anyone to grow up

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>>270908498

thanks for your valued opinion I'll be sure to forward it to a manger

>>270904026
Just looking at that guy on the left's face you can tell this takes place in bongland

Typical council house crackhead

>>270907824

If they want to identify as a boy or a girl they would just pick whatever gender they identify as in the first place.

Are you a boy who identifies as a girl?

When the Prof. asks you your gender say girl.

Isn't that what you people want? To just be able to say boy or girl and not have to clarify?

There you go.

>>270908734
>he thinks I posted those comics
I posted the RE posts. Do you read reply chains before you make an ass out of yourself?

>>270908846
>Not posting the updated version where he comes back and encourages a portion of /v/ to become tileopihles

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>>270908743

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>>270908734
>Considering that you think Mario having the last name of "Fagoli

But I'm the one who posted those.

And I'm not him.

>>270904026
I'm just waiting the sandniggers to invade everything and end this shit.
The Romans probably said the same thing about Odoacer;

>>270908127
Damn, does Super Metroid have a sexy map

>>270909087
I fucking missed that

When did that happen?

>>270908846
I hate all these shitty reaction collages. Why not do it like it was always done and just paste together the fucking relevant posts and be done with it. What the fuck is the point of all the other shit? It's like a laugh track but much worse.

>yfw
http://youtu.be/PuiQUZS8Owc?t=58s

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This one is pretty good.

>>270909302
>implying the reputation isn't already shit

>>270909207
oh my god

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>>270906319
>Remember that thread
>Saved some of the images
>Was going to post them
>Realize that my old tripcode was on this image
Well, time to go hang myself.

>>270909207
>tfw looking back at your ripped body

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>>270908661
At least he looks like young Gary Busey so it's not all bad.
>"However, the other part keeps reminding me that I'm halfway to twenty-seven years of age, I'd be lying on my stomach to film myself playing with action figures for an eighth run, and I may as well give up on the idea of procreation and down a bottle of bleach at the wrap party with only myself in attendance, save for the stuffed animals propped up in fancy attire that I provide the voices for in varying pitches."

>>270909207
Why do the iMovie style transitions make me laugh?

>>270902315
why the fuck would anyone blank out the face and name. it's obviously that super dumb slut from 16 and pregnant.

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>>270909486
LOL

>>270903768

>50$
my dream job.

>>270909087
>>270909201
That explains why I've seen mentions of tile guy recently
Why hasn't it been reposted?

>>270907824
I agree, they should start asking people whether they have xx or xy chromosomes. You can cut your dick but you can't cut your y. And unlike "self-chosen identity" this one is supported by solid science.

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>>270905443

>>270908393

>you will never hang out with the anthropomorphic personification of /vr/

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>>270907616

b-but only silver knights used those in anor londo...

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>>270906040
>joystick in crotch area

how subtle

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>>270909918

>>270909302
But aren't gamers supposed to be dead.

>>270910886
You do see that it says trapcom right? Nothing subtle about it

>>270904026
What was it

>>270910352
Like everything else in life, /vr/ is only good in 2D.

The actual /vr/ board is just an older,crankier version of /v/. There's less shitposting since it's smaller though and they don't have as many kiddies.

>>270908846
>>270911182
This has got to be some guy's elaborate practical joke, right?

>>270911570
CP

>>270911653
Maybe not the first, but the second just seems fraudulent

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>>270904204
fucking gold

>>270911570

Fucking a dick with a dick

>>270911786
Why has /v/ been riddled with so much lately?

>>270911545
Pretty sure that's the point he was making

>>270908743
im not even mad, im just shocked and appalled at this level of stupid

>>270909207
Am i the only one that finds alligators cute?

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>>270906197
Not in my country (and most EU I guess), they often have to even rebrand the names if it leads to misunderstanding or it is too ambiguous. And of course they can't put bullshit like that.
Are they really allowed to put anything they want in the USA or is that an exceptionally retarded case?
seriously, I'm just curious

>>270902315
Is Skyrim worth playing with Requiem, Basic Needs and Even Better Quest Objectives? I played it at its release, it bore me to tears and I even got mad at how utter shit were most quests (thieves guild, civil war). I am hoping that the mods at least remove the press A to win aspect of the vanilla game and the need of quest markers.

>>270911830
I've been on this site for long enough to know when someone is baiting for responses. The first thread was made to be comical and attract viewers, with enough ambiguity to make a full thread out of it. The whole thing is a sham.

It's fucking funny, though.

>>270907824

"Are you a boy or girl?"

>Boy
>Girl
>No

>>270913018
I don't get it

>>270913018
/mu/ pls go and stay go

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>>270913018

>>270913290
inside is yellow :)

>>270913502
For you

>>270913018
inside is yellow :)

>>270913596
I'm going to make your insides yellow faggot

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>>270907387
Its funny since a lot of scouts dont like to use the mouse to turn and aim, but rather re position themselves

>>270913502
>>270913596
>>270913735
So it identifies as being an Asian fruit?

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>>270911182
>Relative time formatting
>Post numbers hidden from the actual posts so you can't tell who's responding to what

>>270912089
Nope. I think they're pretty cool.

>>270913798

you mean strafe

>>270914164
Yes

>>270904746
Thanks anon downloading both seasons gonna have some fun.

>>270906909
I FINALLY UNDERSTAND THAT COSPLAY

>>270903936
People are so goddamn stupid. They never think. They expect the games to play themselves.

>>270915562
post the cosplay

>>270911671
That's a classic comic right there.

>>270916004
I think hes talking about animeweedlord420

>>270915286
that isnt funny at all

>>270907913
Would you say....1 MILLION?

>>270905494
when i was a kid i always told everyone "ITS PRESIDENT EVIL STPID". :<

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>>270921803
I get where he's coming from. I would want the same

>>270923837
Have you considered being gay?

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>>270907616
here's an edit i made

>>270924814
too many words

>>270916004
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFHdJ_r79so

>>270902556
You entitled pissbaby

>>270925184
too few braincells

>>270925184
too many chromosomes

>>270924814
Are you Bum Tickley?

>>270912104
i think its just corporations doing whatever they want until they get called out

and if you ever buy something from chinese companies they often have all kinds of bullshit on them

>>270912104
>Are they really allowed to put anything they want in the USA or is that an exceptionally retarded case?
While this is an exceptionally retarded case, you can put virtually anything on there as long as it isn't demonstrably false. Or at least as long as nobody bothers to demonstrate it's false.

>>270908715
>few am radios

True patricians listen to seedy AM stations.

>>270925550
>>270925689
That blah blah blah shit looks like ass, niggers.

>>270926390
Why did they use the Final Fantasy Remake for the comparison?

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>>270926390
>CoD MW was the first CoD

>>270907824
Totally agree. They should also add in an age slider to avoid people suffering from chronodismorphia while playing as a child, but really being 58 on the inside.

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>>270927782
Fucking brilliant if legit.

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>>270908498

>>270926936
lol idk

>>270927029
>implying any COD games are different anyway

>>270927914
Yeah, GALO SENGEN

>>270928389
They are. Cod 1 and UO were actually good.

Give me a fucking link to watch Arino.

please

>>270905443
I don't get what's so funny about that? Did the knife cut his tongue?

>>270928871
www.google.com

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>>270902315
what the fuck

>>270929012
You might be braindead. Google is for searching the web, not for streaming films on the internet. Apply yourself anon.

>>270928697
>>270928859
>>270929007
>>270929301
I really need to start watching this again

>>270927782
What's the answer?

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We Arino now?

>>270929574
2spooky4me

>>270927914
What's this referring to?

>>270929846
Lurk more, newfag.

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>>270929846
Lurk moar

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>>270909150
>Atheist
>Liberal
That explains every thing.

>>270929846
MAN POLICEMAN POL

>>270929846
The Space Jam

We played Reddit in Tribes: Ascend. They had a team that supposedly had been playing together for like 6 weeks and we grabbed some random shitters about 30 minutes before the match started; our team included a furry and a BR sniper with 140 ping. We intentionally threw the first two matches then won the remaining three fairly convincingly. Pissed off the Hi-Rez guys who were casting the series, too.

>>270930084
Where can I find Game Center CX that isn't TV-Nihon shit?

>>270929952
>>270930048
no thanks, ill only wander over here when the other boards are being absolute shit

>>270903936
This is why games explain how to do everything these days.

>>270903936
How do you pass it?

>filter all cringe, best of /v/, laugh you lose, autism, etc threads for more than a year
>go into this one
>still the same images that have been getting posted for years

When did OC die, /v/?

>>270909302
>He didn't even mention gamergate
>the article even acknowledges that fact
>clickbait.jpg

120 images and I didn't even smile
Thanks faggots, I could've used this time for watching cartoons.

>>270930258
You metroid crawl.

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>>270907315
>>270908661
>>270909563
jon pls go

you fucked us all with that last shitty season of arby n the chief, if you're gonna do another one at least try and make it funny and try to not focus on the drama so much or i won't even watch the first episode

>>270908846
"anon, your cum is all over the kitchen bench." How did she know it was his?

>>270930495
Probably not the first time it happened.

>>270929846
get this sandraker outta here

>>270930495
By taste.
>>270930675

>>270930219
http://pastebin.com/u/GCCXGeneral

>>270928389
>implying you know anything about cod other than what shitheads on populist sites like to spout

and yes, hating cod is completely populist now.

Where is Super Tile Man?

>>270930794
i tip my hat to you good sir

>>270929574

Kojima is a unique combination of genius and insane.

Remember his comments on The Boss' scar?

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>>270927782

>>270903465
is that a parody of DQ5?

Cause if it is Im gonna shit my pants

>>270931142
They all have fucked up hair. What's up with that?

>>270908592

Two or three years ago they were bickering over who said what. Now Notch is a billionaire and the Yogscast probably aren't doing too bad either.

>>270929630
Picture is clearly an atari.

>>270903768
>install your game

that is optimal as fuck. 100% better games after the service

>>270931290
did they fuck?

>>270931435
I was going to say a dreamcast catridge.

>>270930209
Hirez Bart was loving that shit.

>>270906509
is there a source for this?

>>270931493
She probably killed herself.

>>270906497
>dat mouth
Holy fuck I laughed

>>270931142
r.i.p zyzz you da best

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>>270926805
I'm mortified and laughing at the same time.

10/10

>>270930209
it was all the sniper really. I remember that match, he was great.

>>270931819
Apparently the way Tribes:Ascend netcode works is it gives an advantage to high ping players.

>>270931724
Ghostcrawler was best

>>270912652
You're intelligent, anon.

the folders were empty

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>>270926390
You know what, i'd rather play the game on the left in every single one of those pictures.

>>270929574
Which episode of CX is that exactly?

>>270905689
i liked it anon

>>270907074
Who's the guy on the left supposed to be? I don't remember 3AB drawing something like that

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>>270932190
It's /vr/

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>>270926390

>CoD 4
>first call of duty

>>270932190
Forced faggotry from Tumblr.

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>>270911182
>Mfw I was in that thread

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Hey niggers. I have a extra key for Evolve pre-purchase from some faggotish press-conference in Melbourne. Want? NLS27-8XTSX-9RW23-WJ7XJ-K6MGR
Have fun, niggers.

>>270929846
being this new

>>270931908
Well, time to play Tribes then.

>>270932595

Tribes went pay to win since the shazbowl happened

>>270903234
I'm not an r-tard...

>>270932626
I actually have sympathy for this guy. he doesn't seem like the total aspie most people on cl are and he is reasonable.

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remember this shit

>>270927782
will it work in my blu ray player

>>270932015
I guess it's from the first season when he still did interviews, but I might be wrong.

>>270932626
>That part about black people

Gets me every time.

Where is the "We are the mustard race" image?