>No keep playing! The game gets good after 20 hours! Very good game!
>realize i'm not Anthony "Top Cuck" Burch
>have a wonderful rest of the day
>no matter how big of a failure you are you will never be Anthony Burch.
this is exactly why I have a bi-annual cycle of looking at how much I love dragon nest's low poly art style with great animations, downloading it, installing it, playing it, giving up in disgust, uninstalling it, forgetting about it, then finding it again and thinking I must have just not been in the mood 2 years ago look how fucking cute that is I gotta give it another shot!
I hear they're shutting down servers in other regions though maybe this is a sign that soon the cycle will be broken
>you will never be as pathetic as Anthony Burch
>you will never, ever be Anthony Burch
The only good thing the new borderlands game did was use the original design for the aliens instead of the sad jelly bean skeleton from the first game
>Car has a jammed window for some reason
>Got mold growing in my attic
>all these bills piling up
>Still not Anthony Burch
>Daily remider that you will never be anthony "betamax" burch
My day was not all that great, but then I see this and realize everything's all good. Thank you, guys.
>live with parents
>almost out of money
>the last two parts for my new computer still haven't shipped even though I ordered them at the same time as the stuff that came in today
>haven't heard back from the place I had an interview at for a week even though they straight up said they'd call back
>half my family hates me
>but at least I'm not Anthony Burch
To be perfectly honest this is very true for Borderlands games. There's absolutey no excuse for it to take so long to pick up, but it actually gets pretty crazy sometimes when you're level 50.
Yes and she divorced him over the cuckold thing no less. Basically he let her fuck other men, he didn't manage to fuck anything, went bisexual and let some dudes fuck him in the ass. She got uncomfortable and left him and took his console lel.
The man could not be more beta.
Then he says about that that the open relationship was still a good thing to do just didn't work for him. top fucking kek
>your wife will never cheat on you in massive gangbangs
>you will never tell yourself it's okay it's an open marriage
>you will never attempt to go gay and fail because no women wants you
>you will never get divorced and have your Wii U taken away
Posts like this keep things in perspective.
We might call each other faggots, have absolutely no lives, suffer from any number of mental ailments, and argue incessantly until the cows come home, but none of us is as much of a beta faggot as Anthony Burch.
Thank you for this.
Wrong, she didn't want the open relationship and probably didn't bang anyone. He couldn't even succeed during a gay date and cried misogyny after it because the guy touched his hand.
Damn he keeps looking worse. That sudden solo lifestyle is getting to him.
>be fat, ugly, anti social
>never had and never will have a girlfriend in my life
>realize because of this I will never be a cuck
>i am actually less pathetic than Anthony Burch
Feels good man.
It's short, but decent. More of the same. If you can get over the bad writing and the agenda pushing, there is fun to be had.
>she didn't want the open relationship
So how is what I said wrong you illiterate fuckwit? As I said she got uncomfortable.
> and probably didn't bang anyone.
Shut the fuck up, Anthony. This is you, no doubt about it.
>P-PROBABLY SHE DIDNT EVEN C-CHEAT ON M-M-ME EITHER!!!....
>IM SURE SHE D-DIDNT...G-GUYS?
> He couldn't even succeed during a gay date and cried misogyny after it because the guy touched his hand.
>I'm t-totally not actually gay, g-g-guys! P-Please?
Fuck off Burch you cuck.
His white Aryan father did him a huge disservice by marrying a fucking mexican.
He made a Twitter post saying that he expected to show off his costume at work, but decided to work at home that day instead. So the effort he put in was pretty much wasted except for a handful of people who saw the photo on Twitter.
It's that weird mixture of pity, cringe, and ALMOST sympathy that I felt when I read that.
I know people are going to disagree with me but the story and dialog actually ruined this game for me. I like borderlands gameplay and grinding for loot but I just can't handle it if I'm being told to kill people because they're homophobic or if the quest I'm completing is constantly being injected with social commentary.
9/10, faster and more fun than any other BL
>story and writing
Reminder that no matter how sad and miserable your life is
at least you're not Anthony Burch!
>Anthony Burch's wedding
>woke up from a terrible dream where I had legitimate sleep paralyisis and my brain was rapid-fire fucking with me with the most horrible imagery ever made
>too fucking scared to go to sleep i try to stay awake in bed only to start lucid dreaming more monstrosities. Not even being aware im asleep is able to stop the fear, with the added "cant wake up" factor
>finally will myself back to consciousness, muscles straining really hard and covered in a cold sweat
>open eyes, walk to the bathroom, look in the mirror
>still not anthony burch
>reading steam reviews
>hour played: 40 hours
You know, when you first look at it, Burch's story is pathetic and should not be subject to laughs. But the way he acted throughout the years means that he's open game. He was thumping his chest about how awesome it was to be in an open relationship in which he fared worse even than me and plenty of people on /v/. So seeing that his perfectly working open relationship led to a divorce is hilarious as fuck.
It's even funnier when all this "open relationship" seems more of a "PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME" thrown out by him, desperate to keep his wife. So not only he looked like a moron when bragging to his twitter friends about his love life, but he was outright lying to them just to make himself look and feel better.
I have no pity for people that act that way. Reap what you sow, you pathetic not-faggot
There's a narrative audio podcast called Night Vale or something like that. I heard it's genuinely good but people from Tumblr seem to flock to it for some reason. He's dressed as one of the characters (I'm assuming from some kind of illustration since it's a pure audio play).
The vast majority of people probably won't get who the fuck he's supposed to be, even if they're a Tumblr fangirl.
I can't get over how much of a hack that guy is. Even disregarding the cuckold thing he wrote a game that uses fucking regurgitated memes of all things and then responds to critics by saying he makes more money than them
Jesus christ, how pathetic can one person be.
When both are comfortable with it, it can be ok. But in this case it's pretty clear the "open relationship" was not the result of two people feeling ok with it, but as a lame compromise to prolong a dying marriage without actually addressing the issues [although i suspect she just wanted to find someone who isn't a spineless doormat]. It was bound to fail.
>"ever since the open relationship thing, my wife keeps partying around with dates, and I can't find anyone"
If you're a public personality and have thousands of people following everything you post online, don't say anything unless it's nice or positive.
I can guarantee that even most of the people on /v/ would feel bad for him if he was a generally nicer person. As it is, I can understand why people are enjoying his misery.
Yeah, because only men can conceive or implement 'friendzoning'.
It's shit like this that made me hate gearbox, not only is it dumb but it's sexist only not against women so nobody cares.
> About to slit my wrists
> Catch a glimpse of my reflection in the bathroom mirror
> Realise I'm not Anthony Burch
> Put down the razor and order a pizza
Those open relationships you hear about? The people involved don't give a shit about each other, don't care, and don't love for one another at all. They use each other as security blankets and that's it.
He is pretty attractive (only people who say he isn't are fucking neckbeards who will just shit on every sjw). The problem is that most SJW are annoying fucks who keep fucking nagging you about "muh soggy knee". These people aren't fun to hang around with, same applies to the cuck master Burch.
The only two "weird" things about her is that she has problems with anxiety and her boyfriend committed suicide a few years ago. She's the kind of person I can't really get mad at since she's not spiteful and aggressive like Anthony.
> Keeps boasting about how rich he is
> That's his bathroom
It's not adding up is it Burchy
Yeah, but not all relationships need to be in one way or the other. Some relationships are based on sex, some on trust, some on respect, some on common activities and so on. The only thing that matters for a relationship is if those involved are being satisfied by what it provides, since you can't claim a universal set of "benefits" that MUST come out of a romantic relationship between two people.
I thought the borderlands games were fun.
I disliked the massive amount of loot management, but the core gameplay was very solid and the story was silly enough to keep me amused.
IF you don't like it, that's fine. I personally enjoyed it.
The problem is that he lives in a major city with lots of other attractive people. I can't imagine the guy is bearable with conversation for more than an hour or so. He could probably hold a conversation before he became this insane mess, but not anymore.
>Want to kill myself
>Realize I am not Anthony Burch
>Still want to kill myself
>Think of what my suicide will do to my family
>Insane guilt washes over me
>Desire to kill myself decreases slowly to a background buzz.
Well at least I am not Anthony Butch.
It's almost heart warming how /v/ comes together to shit all over this guy. I've never seen a more divided place, everyone calling each other shills and casuals and assholes, but bring up Burch and everyone's best friends. It's sickening and beautiful at the same time.
>wake up at the crack of dawn every day
>work 50+ hours a week
>hate my job
>hate my coworkers
>return home to an empty house every night
>friends never call me anymore
>all the things I used to find fun are slowly losing their appeal
>cant remember the last time I was genuinely happy
>just counting down the days till I die
>but at least I'm not Anthony "King of the Cucks" Burch
He's more pathetic than CWC, a feat previously thought impossible. He gives us hope, and strength.
Anthony Burch must be completely and utterly destroyed on every level if we are to survive.
He must die for our sins.
>mfw not Anthony Burch
>mfw there are people who are Anthony Burch
Thank you God for not making me one of them.
I forgot how fucking out of touch SJW and /v/ are.
Been neet for 3 years and browsing too much /v/ made me think that we have this grand crusade against SJW in media, games and irl. Found a job 2 months ago as a door supervisor (bouncer) and it turns out no one gives a fuck. Women are as slutty as always, people like dirty jokes and I haven't met a woman who gives a fuck about "misogyny". That's why you shouldn't give a fuck about this pathetic faggot, he is irrelevant.
If we were forced to leave it upto women, the species would die out.
Hmm, might be cool. Who doesn't want to watch this world burn to the ground, through the ground and out the otherside in some sort of 4th dimensional nova.
Novas are like the car Chevy made but with less lighting up the nite sky
I think the Rover story almost beats it, but holy shit Anthony Burch is so self-pitying and weak-willed I don't think he can ever be beat.
HIGH 5 RIGHT NOW FOR NOT BEING ANTHONY BURCH
LIFE IS GOOD.
There's pretty much nothing you can say to defend the guy except for "he's too pathetic." He openly insults his critics on Twitter, acts smarmy and condescending towards people (that famous Ryan Davis BTFO), and brags about how much sex and money he gets whenever anything wounds his ego.
I can see a hurt person trying to maintain some twisted sense of dignity underneath all of that, but it feels like he doesn't really pay attention unless you're insulting him. I can speak from experience that trying to be polite with him in the last few months hasn't worked well for me.
Triumvir Mark Antony would like to remind you that you may be a pleb, but at least you aren't Anthony Burch.
RL has its circle jerks 2. Not that I even know what you can do after "gender studies". Write own shitty blog while pretending to be a reviewer to cover you ass behind freedom of speech?
I wish I had 10 reasons, the guilt is the only thing thats holding me back from that sweet release. My brother is still young, I dont want to scar him with my sudden passing, and my mother might suffer a break down.
>I can speak from experience that trying to be polite with him in the last few months hasn't worked well for me.
>I spend my time trying to befriend twitter "celebrities"
God you're not at his level but you're trying.
>tfw you look at your reflection in the mirror and realize that you still aren't cuckthony bitchburch
It depends on what you count as failure. Open relationships don't have "family with kids" as an end-goal. Claiming that ALL end up like Burch's is false. To be honest, any sort of relationship that involves Burch would fail due to him being such an idiot. I mean how come that in less than 3 years, this guy goes from someone who makes valid and reasonable points, to a radical SJW who purposefully ignores arguments ["So what?"] and shits on everyone not stroking his ego?
>Ex girlfriend cheats on her new bf with me
>Calls me two years later saying I might be the father of her kid
>Her then bf now husband calls me as well
>"I'm going to find you, fuck your mouth and kill you"
>"Well that's pretty intimidating but I have to tell you, I'm comforted by the fact I'm not Anthony "King Cukenstein, sole Resident, President, Governor and Proprietor of Cucksville, Cuckington of Cuckshire" Burch
>"Fuck yea bruh, I know what you mean."
>"I'm still going to mouth fuck you to death though"
If you think about it guilt is a pretty illogical reason, you are not going to feel anything after you die, why focusing in a sentiment of guilt that is not going to be there, you may think "sure but they are still going to suffer" but that's the thing, you are thinking, that is not going to happen once you are dead, no thinking, no feelings, no guilt, just sweet release
Post your face when this is a universal truth for you
>Friend I know fucks a girl he's friends with who's in an "open relationship"
>A week later they agree never to do it again and act awkward around each other ever since
Who the fuck thought this was a good idea? I could have told them this would happen at the start when they were being so smug about it. I'm not /pol/, but open relationships just seem simply degenerate to me.
It's just one gig. Borderlands made like 500M$ gross. With that you got to pay the whole corporate side, the designers, programmers, art team, etc.
I doubt writers get paid enough to qualify as "rich".
there CAN be legit reasons
the best example I can think of would be a game that has a lot of combat mechanics that take a while to learn, but in the end make it much more dynamic and satisfying
however I realize that 99% of the time this is not the case and it's just some shill trying to get you invested in a game and trick you into liking it
>See cool as fuck alien early on in the game
>It wrecks my shit
>Gets introduced like every important character in the game
>This alien is never present in the game again
>Instead we get a bunch of grunt aliens to kill
Fucking disappointing as fuck.
He's beta as fuck and think he's hot shit because he wrote shit for Borderlands 2.
I honestly can't understand why. The only thing that I can say about most of the dialogue is that it got in the way of killing stuff.
This thread needs to be capped and sent to Anthony. I'm crying here
>harass Anthony Burch for using memes jokes
>make a whole thread of nothing but the shitty "cuck" meme