>No keep playing! The game gets good after 20 hours!

What other game did people say this for other than Final Fantasy XIII?

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>>270399364

>the game really picks up after X hours
Why can't it be good now?

Ill admit I like the Borderlands series, but I refuse to pay full price for the games. I dont care if I have to wait 2 years, I am getting the next game for 5 bucks.

>>270399364
>No keep playing! The game gets good after 20 hours! Very good game!
Did someone cuckold my fun so I need to wait their their done after 20 hours?

>>270399604
Eh, just pirate it if you like it. If you really feel like giving them money buy it on sale.

Every MMO ever. Personally if a game isnt fun and grabs my attention in the first 2 hours it is a shit game.

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>still not anthony burch

Has anything interesting happened recently in the land of Burch?

>>270399747
Till their done*

>>270399604
pirate it and get TUNNGLE to play online, I will never give another cent to gearbox

>>270399554

This.

Christ, why would you recommend a film that's boring as shit in the first half? Why not just chop it in half then?

>>270399961
Ever since bitgamer went down, I've stopped dling from public torrents.

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>>270399801
>wake up
>realize i'm not Anthony "Top Cuck" Burch
>have a wonderful rest of the day

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>no matter how big of a failure you are you will never be Anthony Burch.

My friend convinced me to preorder BL2

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>>270399770
this is exactly why I have a bi-annual cycle of looking at how much I love dragon nest's low poly art style with great animations, downloading it, installing it, playing it, giving up in disgust, uninstalling it, forgetting about it, then finding it again and thinking I must have just not been in the mood 2 years ago look how fucking cute that is I gotta give it another shot!

I hear they're shutting down servers in other regions though maybe this is a sign that soon the cycle will be broken

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Just remember /v/. You aren't Anthony Burch.

>>270400279
>>270399801
>>270400295
So whats the latest in failure that is Anthony Butch?

>>270400342
I'd say find new friends, but at least your friend isn't Anthony Burch.

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>>270399801
>>270400279
>>270400489
>you will never be as pathetic as Anthony Burch

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>>270400295
Feels great.

>>270400342

Shitty friend.

>>270400613
It's alright. I preordered Brink and I'm pretty sure I tried to get him to.
But that wasn't pure shit.

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>>270400489

Thanks, I forgot for a second

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>>270400295
>you will never, ever be Anthony Burch

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The only good thing the new borderlands game did was use the original design for the aliens instead of the sad jelly bean skeleton from the first game

>>270400526
His wife divorced him and took his WiiU

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>Car has a jammed window for some reason
>Got mold growing in my attic
>all these bills piling up
>Still not Anthony Burch

>>270400526
divorce

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>>270399801
>Daily remider that you will never be anthony "betamax" burch

>>270400279

More like "Cucklands 2". More likes "Cucklands the Pre-Cuckquel". More like "Bordercucks". More like "cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck".

>>270399501
Destiny

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>>270400917
>>270400985

Seriously?

Beautiful.

>>270400015
Titanic on VHS

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>>270399801
>>270400279
>>270400295
>>270400489
>>270400657
>>270400919
>>270401046
My day was not all that great, but then I see this and realize everything's all good. Thank you, guys.

>>270401279

There are tits and a senile old granny clearly just making shit up in the first half. At least it's not boring.

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>>270399801
I don't know this feel

>>270400295

>21
>no job
>live with parents
>almost out of money
>the last two parts for my new computer still haven't shipped even though I ordered them at the same time as the stuff that came in today
>haven't heard back from the place I had an interview at for a week even though they straight up said they'd call back
>half my family hates me
>but at least I'm not Anthony Burch

>>270399364
To be perfectly honest this is very true for Borderlands games. There's absolutey no excuse for it to take so long to pick up, but it actually gets pretty crazy sometimes when you're level 50.

>>270401243
Yes and she divorced him over the cuckold thing no less. Basically he let her fuck other men, he didn't manage to fuck anything, went bisexual and let some dudes fuck him in the ass. She got uncomfortable and left him and took his console lel.

The man could not be more beta.

Then he says about that that the open relationship was still a good thing to do just didn't work for him. top fucking kek

>your wife will never cheat on you in massive gangbangs
>you will never tell yourself it's okay it's an open marriage
>you will never attempt to go gay and fail because no women wants you
>you will never get divorced and have your Wii U taken away

>>270400870

That looks really awesome.

>>270400917
>Anthony Burch is a nintendork

I should have known. The signs were always there.

>>270401384

Anthony pls.

>>270401384
Do you miss your wife?

>>270399364

Well it's more like 2 hours but okay.

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>>270401447

Posts like this keep things in perspective.

We might call each other faggots, have absolutely no lives, suffer from any number of mental ailments, and argue incessantly until the cows come home, but none of us is as much of a beta faggot as Anthony Burch.

Thank you for this.

So how is the Pre-sequel? Better than 2?

>>270401447

Wrong, she didn't want the open relationship and probably didn't bang anyone. He couldn't even succeed during a gay date and cried misogyny after it because the guy touched his hand.

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Damn he keeps looking worse. That sudden solo lifestyle is getting to him.

>>270401905

He has a Squidward nose.

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>>270399364
>realize I'm not Anthony Burch
>mfw

Anyone wanna buy a pre-sequel steam key (US)

>be fat, ugly, anti social
>never had and never will have a girlfriend in my life
>realize because of this I will never be a cuck
>i am actually less pathetic than Anthony Burch

Feels good man.

>>270399501
Monster Hunter

and they were right

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>>270401867
It's short, but decent. More of the same. If you can get over the bad writing and the agenda pushing, there is fun to be had.

>>270401896
>she didn't want the open relationship

So how is what I said wrong you illiterate fuckwit? As I said she got uncomfortable.

> and probably didn't bang anyone.

Shut the fuck up, Anthony. This is you, no doubt about it.

>P-PROBABLY SHE DIDNT EVEN C-CHEAT ON M-M-ME EITHER!!!....
>IM SURE SHE D-DIDNT...G-GUYS?

> He couldn't even succeed during a gay date and cried misogyny after it because the guy touched his hand.

>I'm t-totally not actually gay, g-g-guys! P-Please?

Fuck off Burch you cuck.

>>270402043
That's a jew nose, anon.

>>270401896

>and cried misogyny after it because the guy touched his hand.

Hahaha you cant be serious.

Someone told me the same shit with Xenoblades a week or so ago
>It gets good 10 hours in
Fuck right off.

>>270401867

Drop rates are a bit better, you can get a couple oranges during one playthrough, and the gameplay is just as good as 2. Air boosting and butt slamming is fun.

>>270399801
You know, my life is really going to total shit right now but this made me feel better. Thanks, anon!

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>>270402043
His white Aryan father did him a huge disservice by marrying a fucking mexican.

>>270402154
I found Monster Hunter fun on the first monster hunt.

Am I autistic?

>>270402227

I'm saying you don't need to make shit up, the story is pathetic enough, you fucking autistic moron.

>>270402407
No, you just have good taste.

>>270401905

I dont know. He looks handsome to me. I am sure he will find a better girlfriend soon.

>>270402441
I didn't make anything up. This is a literal retelling of the macros going around here you shitty newfag.

Prove me wrong.

Protip:
>PROBABLY
doesn't cut it.

>>270402273

He wrote an article about the experience and said he understands women now because he sees how pushy and overbearing men are, not exact words but you get the idea.

>>270402502
Just keep you chin up Birch! I'm sure you'll find love again.

no you won't

>>270402502
Nobody take the bait.

>>270402569

Holy shit he is such a huge loser.

>>270401905

He made a Twitter post saying that he expected to show off his costume at work, but decided to work at home that day instead. So the effort he put in was pretty much wasted except for a handful of people who saw the photo on Twitter.

It's that weird mixture of pity, cringe, and ALMOST sympathy that I felt when I read that.

>>270402374

I thought she was a SE Asian.

I know people are going to disagree with me but the story and dialog actually ruined this game for me. I like borderlands gameplay and grinding for loot but I just can't handle it if I'm being told to kill people because they're homophobic or if the quest I'm completing is constantly being injected with social commentary.

>gameplay
9/10, faster and more fun than any other BL

>story and writing
-2/10

Total
7/20

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Reminder that no matter how sad and miserable your life is

at least you're not Anthony Burch!

>>270402679
Even worse.

>>270401447
So it finally happened.
Burch produced an entertaining story.

>>270402675
What's he dressed as? That looks like it's just a lab coat.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XshS_6evfp4

>Anthony Burch's wedding

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>woke up from a terrible dream where I had legitimate sleep paralyisis and my brain was rapid-fire fucking with me with the most horrible imagery ever made
>too fucking scared to go to sleep i try to stay awake in bed only to start lucid dreaming more monstrosities. Not even being aware im asleep is able to stop the fear, with the added "cant wake up" factor
>finally will myself back to consciousness, muscles straining really hard and covered in a cold sweat
>open eyes, walk to the bathroom, look in the mirror
>still not anthony burch

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>reading steam reviews
>negative review
>hour played: 40 hours

>>270402701
same.
My brain just shuts down every time someone tries to ham fist some kind of an political or cultural agenda down my throat. Doesn't matter if it's movies or games.

>>270402407
Probably, but then I suppose I am too then.

You know, when you first look at it, Burch's story is pathetic and should not be subject to laughs. But the way he acted throughout the years means that he's open game. He was thumping his chest about how awesome it was to be in an open relationship in which he fared worse even than me and plenty of people on /v/. So seeing that his perfectly working open relationship led to a divorce is hilarious as fuck.

It's even funnier when all this "open relationship" seems more of a "PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME" thrown out by him, desperate to keep his wife. So not only he looked like a moron when bragging to his twitter friends about his love life, but he was outright lying to them just to make himself look and feel better.

I have no pity for people that act that way. Reap what you sow, you pathetic not-faggot

>>270402921
Is this legit?

Why is it on YT

>>270402941
aay lmao

>>270402921
Is there source to the her fucking other guys?

>>270402876

Doctor Cucks from Scrubs.

>>270402154
I found MH games fun almost immediately.
And it only gets better the more I play.

>>270403050
> FRRRIIIIEEEEEENNNNDZZOOOOOOONED
> oh jk lol that's a misogynist notion
>all while he is in the biggest form of friendzoning a man can ever live
topkek

>>270403043
>playing a game a lot makes your opinion about the game invalid
ok

>>270403109
>open relationship
>ever
Aay lmao

>>270402876

There's a narrative audio podcast called Night Vale or something like that. I heard it's genuinely good but people from Tumblr seem to flock to it for some reason. He's dressed as one of the characters (I'm assuming from some kind of illustration since it's a pure audio play).

The vast majority of people probably won't get who the fuck he's supposed to be, even if they're a Tumblr fangirl.

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>>270402921
>I will never be this pathetic

>>270402374
ashley came out fine though, go figure

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>>270402921

>>270403205
Don't think so, but Burch made a tweet saying, roughly
"ever since the open relationship thing, my wife keeps partying around with dates, and I can't find anyone"

I don't even remember who the fuck is this Anthony guy

>>270399364
I can't get over how much of a hack that guy is. Even disregarding the cuckold thing he wrote a game that uses fucking regurgitated memes of all things and then responds to critics by saying he makes more money than them

>>270403335
Why would you play a game for 40 hours if you didn't like it?

>>270402374
>producing halfbreeds
absolutely disgusting

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>>270403428
Jesus christ, how pathetic can one person be.

>>270403394
She is pretty fine

>>270401905
oh god, I'm probably a pathetic loser but I think he looks kind of attractive, a little.

>>270403357
When both are comfortable with it, it can be ok. But in this case it's pretty clear the "open relationship" was not the result of two people feeling ok with it, but as a lame compromise to prolong a dying marriage without actually addressing the issues [although i suspect she just wanted to find someone who isn't a spineless doormat]. It was bound to fail.

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>>270403428
>"ever since the open relationship thing, my wife keeps partying around with dates, and I can't find anyone"

>>270403109

If you're a public personality and have thousands of people following everything you post online, don't say anything unless it's nice or positive.

I can guarantee that even most of the people on /v/ would feel bad for him if he was a generally nicer person. As it is, I can understand why people are enjoying his misery.

>>270403295
>friendzoning
>mysoginistic
Yeah, because only men can conceive or implement 'friendzoning'.
It's shit like this that made me hate gearbox, not only is it dumb but it's sexist only not against women so nobody cares.

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>>270399801
> About to slit my wrists
> Catch a glimpse of my reflection in the bathroom mirror
> Realise I'm not Anthony Burch
> Put down the razor and order a pizza

>>270403398
>I can't hear you over my money and personal satisfaction

What a tool holy shit

>>270403632
Anthony pls

You've got cuckolding to attend to.

>>270403529
>1 hour
>HURR you didn't even played the game

>40 hour
>Why would you play a game for 40 hours if you didn't like it?

>>270403502
he's someone you will NEVER EVER be as pathetic, no matter how hard you try.

>>270403529
I have 600hrs of CSGO and i fucking hate it because i can't stop playing it and screaming at teammates

>>270403638

Those open relationships you hear about? The people involved don't give a shit about each other, don't care, and don't love for one another at all. They use each other as security blankets and that's it.

Someone screencap this thread and tweet him

It would make me so happy

>>270403364
He's dressed as an outsider named Carlos who is aware of how weird Night vale is and supposedly has amazing hair. His hair isn't amazing so it doesn't work.

>>270403529
Sometimes you don't know you're eating shit until you brush your teeth.

>>270403428

HAHAHAHAHA

>>270403632
He is pretty attractive (only people who say he isn't are fucking neckbeards who will just shit on every sjw). The problem is that most SJW are annoying fucks who keep fucking nagging you about "muh soggy knee". These people aren't fun to hang around with, same applies to the cuck master Burch.

>>270403394

The only two "weird" things about her is that she has problems with anxiety and her boyfriend committed suicide a few years ago. She's the kind of person I can't really get mad at since she's not spiteful and aggressive like Anthony.

>>270402921
Who wears jeans to their own fucking wedding?

>>270403428
Wow hes a reference point about how beta a man can be

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>>270401905
> Keeps boasting about how rich he is
> That's his bathroom

It's not adding up is it Burchy

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>>270399801
>MFW I'm not Anthony Burch

>>270403739
You should tell him, I bet he'll be happy that his life meant something to someone.

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>>270399801
Feels pretty fuckin' good

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>mfw I'm not Anthony Burch

>>270403870
Yeah, but not all relationships need to be in one way or the other. Some relationships are based on sex, some on trust, some on respect, some on common activities and so on. The only thing that matters for a relationship is if those involved are being satisfied by what it provides, since you can't claim a universal set of "benefits" that MUST come out of a romantic relationship between two people.

>>270399501
Witcher

I thought the borderlands games were fun.

I disliked the massive amount of loot management, but the core gameplay was very solid and the story was silly enough to keep me amused.

IF you don't like it, that's fine. I personally enjoyed it.

>>270403913

The problem is that he lives in a major city with lots of other attractive people. I can't imagine the guy is bearable with conversation for more than an hour or so. He could probably hold a conversation before he became this insane mess, but not anymore.

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>Want to kill myself
>Realize I am not Anthony Burch
>Still want to kill myself
>Think of what my suicide will do to my family
>Insane guilt washes over me
>Desire to kill myself decreases slowly to a background buzz.
Well at least I am not Anthony Butch.

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>mfw I'm not Anthony Burch

>>270404248
>implying you will find a singe example

It's almost heart warming how /v/ comes together to shit all over this guy. I've never seen a more divided place, everyone calling each other shills and casuals and assholes, but bring up Burch and everyone's best friends. It's sickening and beautiful at the same time.

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>>270399801

>wake up at the crack of dawn every day
>work 50+ hours a week
>hate my job
>hate my coworkers
>hate myself
>return home to an empty house every night
>friends never call me anymore
>all the things I used to find fun are slowly losing their appeal
>cant remember the last time I was genuinely happy
>just counting down the days till I die
>but at least I'm not Anthony "King of the Cucks" Burch

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>>270404423
This.

He's more pathetic than CWC, a feat previously thought impossible. He gives us hope, and strength.

Anthony Burch must be completely and utterly destroyed on every level if we are to survive.

He must die for our sins.

>mfw not Anthony Burch

CS:S and TF2 wasn't fun for me until like the 50th hour. Certain games only get fun when you understand how to play it.

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>mfw there are people who are Anthony Burch
Thank you God for not making me one of them.

>>270404401
There are so few open relationships that any example could be classified as "anecdotal".

I forgot how fucking out of touch SJW and /v/ are.
Been neet for 3 years and browsing too much /v/ made me think that we have this grand crusade against SJW in media, games and irl. Found a job 2 months ago as a door supervisor (bouncer) and it turns out no one gives a fuck. Women are as slutty as always, people like dirty jokes and I haven't met a woman who gives a fuck about "misogyny". That's why you shouldn't give a fuck about this pathetic faggot, he is irrelevant.

>>270404423
You may be a casual shill asshole, but you might have a point.

>>270402569
If we were forced to leave it upto women, the species would die out.

Hmm, might be cool. Who doesn't want to watch this world burn to the ground, through the ground and out the otherside in some sort of 4th dimensional nova.

Novas are like the car Chevy made but with less lighting up the nite sky

>>270400342

He is not your friend. Its like not encouraging a fatty to lose weight.

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>>270403998

I think the Rover story almost beats it, but holy shit Anthony Burch is so self-pitying and weak-willed I don't think he can ever be beat.

>>270404591
>so few open relationships
And yet they are all failure.

>>270404597
Unless you go to a gender studies university, where reality and batshit insane SJW meet and make a monstrous child

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HIGH 5 RIGHT NOW FOR NOT BEING ANTHONY BURCH

LIFE IS GOOD.

>>270404423

There's pretty much nothing you can say to defend the guy except for "he's too pathetic." He openly insults his critics on Twitter, acts smarmy and condescending towards people (that famous Ryan Davis BTFO), and brags about how much sex and money he gets whenever anything wounds his ego.

I can see a hurt person trying to maintain some twisted sense of dignity underneath all of that, but it feels like he doesn't really pay attention unless you're insulting him. I can speak from experience that trying to be polite with him in the last few months hasn't worked well for me.

>>270404371

Everyday I wake up, I list ten reasons why I shouldn't kill myself.

If I can't make it to ten, I am going to kill myself, but so far it is pretty easy to reach ten.

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>>270399801
Triumvir Mark Antony would like to remind you that you may be a pleb, but at least you aren't Anthony Burch.

>>270404801
RL has its circle jerks 2. Not that I even know what you can do after "gender studies". Write own shitty blog while pretending to be a reviewer to cover you ass behind freedom of speech?

>>270404540
>He's more pathetic than CWC
Well CWC actually had a girlfriend and people actually laugh at his comic.

Burch is single and no one has ever laughed once at Borderlands

>>270404879
I wish I had 10 reasons, the guilt is the only thing thats holding me back from that sweet release. My brother is still young, I dont want to scar him with my sudden passing, and my mother might suffer a break down.

>>270402921
Isn't this guy rich as fuck? Surely he can afford a decent wedding, for God's sake.

>>270404863
>I can speak from experience that trying to be polite with him in the last few months hasn't worked well for me.
>I spend my time trying to befriend twitter "celebrities"
God you're not at his level but you're trying.

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>tfw you look at your reflection in the mirror and realize that you still aren't cuckthony bitchburch

>>270399364

CUCK TALES AWOO-OO

>>270405319
Writers for video games, dont make good money. Who the fuck told you that?

>>270405285
>cwc had a girlfriend
Mind it was a fbricarion by the trorrs but atill

>>270405427
>Who the fuck told you that?
Probably Anthony Burch.
>he believed him

>>270404785
It depends on what you count as failure. Open relationships don't have "family with kids" as an end-goal. Claiming that ALL end up like Burch's is false. To be honest, any sort of relationship that involves Burch would fail due to him being such an idiot. I mean how come that in less than 3 years, this guy goes from someone who makes valid and reasonable points, to a radical SJW who purposefully ignores arguments ["So what?"] and shits on everyone not stroking his ego?

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>>270399801
>Ex girlfriend cheats on her new bf with me
>Rawdog it
>Calls me two years later saying I might be the father of her kid
>Her then bf now husband calls me as well
>"I'm going to find you, fuck your mouth and kill you"
>"Well that's pretty intimidating but I have to tell you, I'm comforted by the fact I'm not Anthony "King Cukenstein, sole Resident, President, Governor and Proprietor of Cucksville, Cuckington of Cuckshire" Burch
>"Fuck yea bruh, I know what you mean."
>"I'm still going to mouth fuck you to death though"

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>>270405531
Well I would assume that writing for a fairly successful game would give more than a decent amount.

>>270405456
Nah he has a new one, might be a man in drag though

CRAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIIN AT LEAST IM NOT BUUUUUUURCH

>>270405657

Kek

>>270403428
It's amazing how one man can be this pathetic.

>>270405287
If you think about it guilt is a pretty illogical reason, you are not going to feel anything after you die, why focusing in a sentiment of guilt that is not going to be there, you may think "sure but they are still going to suffer" but that's the thing, you are thinking, that is not going to happen once you are dead, no thinking, no feelings, no guilt, just sweet release

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Post your face when this is a universal truth for you

>>270405319
Look at his bathroom
>>270401905
Does that look like the bathroom of a rich man?

>Friend I know fucks a girl he's friends with who's in an "open relationship"
>A week later they agree never to do it again and act awkward around each other ever since

Who the fuck thought this was a good idea? I could have told them this would happen at the start when they were being so smug about it. I'm not /pol/, but open relationships just seem simply degenerate to me.

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>>270405580
And it feels good.

>>270405626

If he lives in the city in a decent apartment, he probably has higher living expenses that offsets the salary. That's how it is in New York City anyway.

>the game really begins at level X

Thats a shit way to design a game, and I will never play one like that, probably why I've avoided WoW

What is his input for the game? Who got the grand idea to give him the job?

>>270399364
So a quick sum up. Why does /v/ not like this guy?

>>270405626
It's just one gig. Borderlands made like 500M$ gross. With that you got to pay the whole corporate side, the designers, programmers, art team, etc.
I doubt writers get paid enough to qualify as "rich".

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>>270399554
there CAN be legit reasons
the best example I can think of would be a game that has a lot of combat mechanics that take a while to learn, but in the end make it much more dynamic and satisfying

however I realize that 99% of the time this is not the case and it's just some shill trying to get you invested in a game and trick you into liking it

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>>270403428

>>270406107

He's AAA Phil Fish.

The thing I hate most about him is he didn't even play Borderlands before writing BL2, he just read a plot synopsis and character bios.

>>270406107
Always inserts his personal politics into the game. Cant write a joke for shit. Massive manchild on twitter.

>>270406107
Being an incredibly terrible writer for an already mediocre game, being such a massive beta loser that even /v/ isn't as pathetic as him etc.

>>270406107
Read the thread you massive faggot.

>>270400870

>See cool as fuck alien early on in the game
>It wrecks my shit
>Gets introduced like every important character in the game
>This alien is never present in the game again
>Instead we get a bunch of grunt aliens to kill

Fucking disappointing as fuck.

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>>270405580
>rawdoggin some nigga's gf
>mfw

>>270406563
ayy lmao

>>270406107
He's beta as fuck and think he's hot shit because he wrote shit for Borderlands 2.

I honestly can't understand why. The only thing that I can say about most of the dialogue is that it got in the way of killing stuff.

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>>270405786

>>270405285
>no one has ever laughed once at Borderlands
Then why did so many people buy it and its sequel you oaf?

>>270402941

you can fix sleep paralysis by using a sleepingmask

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>>270405786
This thread needs to be capped and sent to Anthony. I'm crying here

>>270406781
Looting and killing.

>>270406781
Marketing and co-op.
I dont know anyone that likes the writing.

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>harass Anthony Burch for using memes jokes
>make a whole thread of nothing but the shitty "cuck" meme

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>>270405786