"THIS is the Hero King?" "And YOU'RE supposed

>Lucina thread
>at /v/

Why not making this Shitposting General from the start, OP?

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>>269390583
Everyone's an asshole in Smash Bros
Lucina's just more upfront about it

>>269390870
There are better ways to bump a thread anon

>tfw Ike will never FemRobin like a truck

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>>269391290

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>>269391290
The great Tactician of Ylisse would never...

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>>269391740
This is a Lewd free thread Lucina

Now of the OTHER FE:A characters...

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I wrote a Lucina Guide for Smash 4.

+ Lucina is cute
+ All the colorways are nice
+ One of the voices that don't suck shit
+ Smug as fuck when she beats Ike or Marth
+ Not a huge landing lag
+ Custom moves are nice
+ Waifu material
+ Fast as fuck
+ Sword dance is easy to do

- No spike when you do Sword dance off stage
- Down B spikes half of the time
- Regular counter sucks ass
- Taunts suck shit
- Not MarMar
- Female Robin calls you shit when you lose to her
- Male Robin cares about you when you lose to him. ew.
- Not best girl
- No Mask alt
- Clone

Overall if you are good with Marth then you will do good with Lucina.

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>>269391927
Lucina lewds are my favorite tho
Dat DFC

>>269391778
BERSEEERKER

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How do you expect to protect Chrom if you can't even protect yourself?

>>269390583
I keep seeing these quotes. Where the fuck are people getting them from?

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>>269392108
>mfw I've fapped to Lucina's voice in the sound test multiple times

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>>269392192
Lucina would make a great wife
Too bad she's already taken pic very related

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>>269392429
B-b-but what happened to everyone saying "I want to marry Lucina!"?

>>269392362
From Super Smash Bros 4.

When you win a match as Lucina against Marth or Ike, she will say the these things >>269390583

Likewise, if you win a match as FemRobin against Lucina, she'll say >>269392341

Here's a video on it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2usfjfIUls

>>269392429
Implying Severa isn't gay for Noire and Kjelle.

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>>269392620
Lucina would only go for the one who truly stole her heart
and some delicious Noire on the side

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>>269392837
But what if Robin stole her heart?

>>269393042
Robin only goes for quality. Like Lissa or Maribelle.

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>>269393042
Are you insisting that the great tactician would cheat on his beloved husband of Ylisse?

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>>269393150
>implying Lucina isn't top tier

>>269393291
unf.

>>269392663
Huh, that's pretty neat-o.

Shame that's probably the only ones that were personalized.

>>269393329
She isn't. She is one of the worst females, actually. Worse are in random order Nah, Tharja, Cordelia, Severa and Kjelle.

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>>269393634
I dunno
I liked Lucina the best, followed by Severa and then Cordelia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26cJxG68bBU

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>>269393150
>Maribelle
>quality
kek, she's just a whore who wan'ts Chroms dick

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>>269393291

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>>269392837
Why is Lucina so ticklish? One would think all the training she went through would have toughened her up.

>>269393628
Only Fire Emblem, Starfox, and Kid Icarus characters have personalized victories.

>that feel when saying "I'm going to marry Lucina!" and being able to mean it thanks to Awakening

I love you Nintendo, but not as much as I love my waifu Lucina

>>269394282
>FE:A sales through the roof because waifus
>FE is now waifu fest the game

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>>269394179
Are you implying Lucina has a package down there?

Because that's my fetish

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Lucina will never escape

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>>269394426
>tfw you will never make Lucina smile like in your picture
>tfw you will never make her as happy as in my picture

I wouldn't mind it either

>>269394426
I read a doujin where Tharja gives Lucina a dick and then gets her to fuck her

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>>269394568
Just imagine those two dominating Lucina
Tearing away her innocence

>>269394627
try being a nicer person and maybe you actually could make people smile

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>>269394404

You say that like that's not a marked improvement

Lucina is how Marth should have looked to begin with

>>269394881
I meant it as an improvement.

Though I'm gay so I would prefer dudes

>>269394659
Link? I only found the one where Noire is her own father.

>>269390583
>Finds out she's more manly than the Hero King himself
Wouldn't you be surprised too?

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>>269395127
Sorry I don't know, it was several months ago and I didn't save it.

I think it was on panda, if it helps.

>>269394659
Link?

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>>269394627
>After sex you will never cuddle with a naked Lucina
>You will never embrace her and stroke her hair while she feels safe with you
>She will never look up into your eyes and ask "Will you stay with me?"
>You will never give her a kiss on the forehead and whisper "I'll never leave you my love."
>She will never blush at your statement but start to cry at finding someone to love in this desolate world
>You will never comfort her and silently wait for her to fall asleep in your embrace
>Chrom will never burst into the room yelling "OH MY MARK!" as Robin jumps in front of him and insinuates you with dark magic while Chrom strikes at you with the Falchion
>You will never be in critical condition while Lucina covers herself up and yells at Chrom for being so overprotective
>Robin will never walk over to your body, raise your head with his hand and whisper "Tupac motherfucker" before walking out of the room with Chrom and Lucina

>Lucinafags shitting up the board with an offtopic thread

>>269395127
Look up the fire emblem tag on fakku. It's there.

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>>269394789
With Lucina bound spread eagle to a bed, and then the other girls show up, taking advantage of her in her vulnerable state, and all she can do is let her body respond to the stimulation happening all over her body

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>>269395267
>that ending

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>>269391203
>everyone's an asshole in Smash
Except Ness, the shithead's always so happy for some reason. Never understood why Miis suddenly became a serious business character though and Marth being an attention whore. What the heck's with that?

>>269394164
Oh wow. Got anymore?

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Playful tickling leads to Palutena lifting up Lucina's shirt and buzzing her mouth on Lucina's belly, which eventually segues into kisses, then nibbles, then licks. She works her way up Lucina's body, focusing on her delicious small chest, trying to squeeze her lack of breasts together. She looks up toward toward Lucina's face with a bit of a predatory glare while licking and sucking on Lucina's nipples. Lucina just reclines and blushes, still feeling a bit naive about Palutena's gesture. Her awareness of her surroundings begins to subside, losing whatever grips of her consciousness she once had as she automatically grips onto the sheets of the bed. Palutena alternates between kissing Lucina's mouth and neck and sucking on her nipples, pushing her very small breasts toward Lucina's face albeit unsuccessfully due to their undeveloped nature. Lucina continues to pant anyway, which delights Palutena. Palutena moves on back down Lucina's body, making a pitstop on Lucina's terribly sensitive navel. This causes Lucina to suck herself in a bit as a defensive measure to block her, but Palutena herself gripped at Lucina's sides and dove her face in further, breaking Lucina down. Palutena pressed forward after feeling satisfied, traveling laterally downward to her hipbones, simultaneously lowering Lucina's bottom clothing part of the way, and getting a good taste of the newly revealed area.

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>>269395630
Ness is the most angry of all.

His best friend was dropped for the newest Smash game. The only person he could relate to, go to after battles for comfort, his own series-kin, gone forever.

Behind that smile he's hiding hatred for everyone in Smash. He's ready to fuck shit up.

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>>269395482
muh dick

>>269395267
10/10 ending

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>>269395982
>mindbroken Lucina
that's my fetish!

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Flat chest is best chest

did anyone else notice the emblem on lucina's cape changes to 2 dragons with the tiki colors?

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>>269396213
Jesus Christ Short haired Lucina
Gonna need some more fan-art of that one

>>269392816
Severa is gay for everyone and has a yuri harem.
This is canon

>>269395267
>implying I'm not Robin

>>269395935
But then Laffy and Mung-Oh show up, disappointed in the roster and the gameplay mechanics of this lesbian sex. "THIS IS TOO FUCKING SLOW" they complained, saying it sucks and was too slow, not fast enough for these guys who gotta go fast, "WHERE IS MY L CANCEL, aka the LAFFY-CANCEL NOT LESBO-CANCEL" said Laffy, wittingly because he was an expert at making wisecracks. Mung-Oh elbowed him in the arms to assure Laffy that he understood the joke.

Palutena and Lucina just give a confused look at the two guys, who were obviously onmeth and other barbituates, also theirclothes were made of glowsticks because they liked that kind of scene. But Laffy and Mung-Oh would not back down from their oppressive confusion, "TATTOO ATTACK" said Mung-Oh wanting to participate, calling out his tattoo like a stand or something, like in Tattoo Assassins Creed (or whatever they called thatone game with the tattoo attacks).

But then the guy from God of War shows up!! He came rom that oe stupid Mario Kart youtube that wasn't funny and he wanted to maek up for how shitty and edgy that was by being even more edgy and shitty and so he came down on Mung-Oh first with raining poop and then cut Laffy in half, saying "that's a halfy laffy" trying to make a cool edgy joke but it failed so bad. The youtube poop audience laughed anyway because they are retards and anything stupid amuses them, and it even shows in the youtube comments for this scene. Lucina and Palutena praise himand now ride on his dick 24/7, the end

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>>269396545
Especially Cynthia

Guys I can't handle it.

I'm in love with Lucina.

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>>269397079
me too

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>>269397079
I have a solution

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>>269397079
You see that smile?
That's the smile of someone who's truly happy
Who's found what she's longed for
That's the face of someone who's truly in love
The face of the kindest, heartfelt, most gentle being in the world

You will NEVER be the person that makes her feel that way.

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>You will never have an autistic, blue haired, super soldier daughter who will always love and admire you
why live?

>>269397079
Well you can join everyone else who loves her then.

>>269397319

>Wanting her as a daughter

but then you can't impregnate her

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>>269397079
Congrats on finding a waifu anon
Now you can join the rest of us in being sad that she's not real. ;_;

>>269396648
>self-inserting as Robin

Lucina will never be your waifu and Chrom will never ever be your best friend. Deal with it.

>>269397641
my name is Robin, I have a girlfriend named Lucy, and is also my bosses daughter, close enough right?

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>>269397293
Why are you so mean Anon?

>>269394257
>Mario: "Better luck'a next time, bro!"
>Luigi: "Luigi's number one now!"

Mario and Luigi could do this. Hell, Peach could too.

>"I saved myself, Mario!" when winning against Bowser

>>269397791
Close, but your girlfriend isn't from the future and she's not 2D

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Why fall in love with someone who isn't even playable.
Unlike me, I can be played by you Anon.

>>269395982
>no uncensored version

why even live?

>>269398130
Maybe if he takes a picture of her and sends it to himself to find one day.

He can have a girlfriend from the past.

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>>269398342
But I do like you.

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>>269397319
>I'm sad there isn't enough porn of Morgan
>fapped to some porn I found eqrlier, but it was some I had already seen
>finds this thread
>the post I'm repying too is a statement about Morgan
>It's one of the only spoilers in the thread
>my dick is hard at the thought of more Morgan porn
>suddlenly gets Gammeld
>I am now spooked
>I turn my head at every little sound
>I start hearing sounds coming from the basement
why anon

I want a gf with Lucina's body type

Her body is literal perfection

>>269398253
Is that an unpeeled orange?

I imagine Lucina's feet, after a long day of battling, must be absolutely disgusting from marinating in sweat, grease and bacteria. When she pulls off her boots at the end of the day, she probably gets flustered at just how smelly and rancid her bare feet are; her own body betraying all standards of decency by producing an unbelievably lewd and slimy, biohazardous zone of filth within her own footwear. It's almost fascinating how something so foul and pungent could come from a girl so cute. What a contrast!

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>>269398553
Oh...is that all? You just LIKE me.

Yet you love that whore Lucina...

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>>269398576
Go into the basement Anon

It's calling your name

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>>269398583
So true
It is by far the most attractive body type
She is a literal goddess

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>>269398717
Ah I just like her too no love here.

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>>269398905
>that pic
Lucina's not even my waifu Severa all da way but if I didn't have a waifu that pic would make me fall in love with her in an instant

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>>269398591
Think it's bread

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>Bitch and Bigger Bitch get confirmed for Smash
>Everyone forgets about all the actual good waifus in FE:A

>>269399156
>Wanting to NTR one of the best bros in vidya

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>>269399156
It can't be helped.

>>269398717
Lady, the only love here is BrOTP. Chill.

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>>269399156
If they're so good how come they're not in Smash?

>>269398583
sounds like you should be looking for a bf instead

>>269398905
why is she mashing flowers into her ears

>>269391071
whats this fucking artist's name

i cant find any of their shit on paheal or gelbooru

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>>269399336
b-but my SeveraxCynthia

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flat chest is love

>>269399621
It was the cover for the soundtrack
Meant to look like headphones

Why is the awakening fanbase so awful?

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>Palutena wants to form a harem of all the Smash girls.
>Lucina is her first target.
What happens? Does Palutena fully dominate her? Does she slowly seduce her? Are Aphrodisiacs involved?

>>269395267
>insinuates you with magic

>>269399630
You stay away from Severa, my daughteru is too pure for pairings. Me and Cordelia are trying to raise her right.

>>269399726

She puts some of her hair into a yes no pillow and makes Lucina look at it

>>269399726
I want to dominate Palutena.

>>269398576
what does "get Gammeld" mean?

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>>269399726
>What happens?

I masturbate.

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>>269399726
Palutena would dominate her, taking advantage of Lucina's inexperience

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>>269399897
Sure you are.

>>269399524
>>269393150
>Maribelle
Absolute worst mother.

>all these people claiming that they like flat chests
Human males have it hardwired into them to prefer larger breasts (not necessarily cowtits, but certainly more than an ironing board with nipples). The only people who don't prefer this is pedophiles.

>>269400016
Footfags are the worst

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>>269399897
>mfw I paired her with the filthy sub human

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>There will never be a Lucina amiibo
>If there is it will look awful

>>269399931
I've jerked it to that doujin so much the UN had to deliver a binding resolution before I stopped.

Something about Morgan being a curious little perv who wants in on her parents having sex...

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>>269399723
It's like Persona but everyone only likes two or three girls.

Seriously, not even at least best girl discussion. It's just Lucina dumps and then someone derails the thread with the hot glue tharja gif.
Then maybe one guy says he likes Anna or somethin.

>>269400161
I can't help but pair her up with Owain everytime...
Am I a terrible person?

>>269400215
Why get an amiibo when you can get the actual figurine that is going to be revealed soon?

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>>269400064
>pedophiles
You nailed it
Not that I care

>>269399931
Link?

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>>269400247
Yo.
Sumiafag RIGHT here.

>>269400331
Don't pair with anybody, bitch doesn't deserve it, she even treats Brady, who's just as cynical as she is, like shit

>>269399726
>Lucina quietly moans protests at her captor while Palutena slowly...teasingly removes her clothes.

>>269400247
Some people try to bring up other FE:A girls.

But it never works out and everyone goes back to Lucina.

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>>269400451
>sumia
Holy shit she's so fucking bland.

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>>269399726
VILLAGER: MAN ON A MISSION
>Solid Snakes his way into Palutena's all girl harem
>Starts fucking each girl one by one until they all become cock craving sluts
>Palutena is in tears, she then sees villager, standing beside her with that mesmerizing and mocking smile on his face
>''Oh villager-kun, at least I have you, you will never leave me, you were always my favorite girl''
>His face when

>>269392378
I want to marry Laura Bailey

>>269400247
It's awful Lucina pictures and awful text stories with one palutena poster shipping with them. I don't even see persona threads as frequent as offtopic Lucina posting anymore.

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>>269400016
>That face

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>>269400064

Lucina is at least 20 in Awakening, though

You're pretty narrow-minded if you think a girl can't have small breasts past grade school

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>>269399726
She would fool Lucina into a lack of self confidence

"Oh my dear, are you a woman? I had mistaken you for a man at first!"
"No wonder they talk so ill of your...womanly features, behind your back."
"Pay no attention to them dearie, I'm sure your um..features will come in one day..."

And then at her weakest, when Lucina is on the verge of tears, Palutena will comfort her.

"There there..." Palutena would say as she embraced her and wiped away her tears. "No matter what, I think you're very beautiful."

Lucina would look into Palutena's eyes, and within the spur of the moment, Palutena would lean in and steal a kiss from her lips. Lucina would be shocked at first, but already desperate for attention and love, she would return her kiss.

Soon after, Palutena would stroke Lucina's hair as they embraced, and quietly whisper "I can make you into a woman my love..."

And Lucina would be desperate enough to believe her.

>>269398978
best FeMC body type

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>>269400780
>piercing

>>269398889
Those stories reckt my sleep when I was a kid, what story is the pic from?

>>269400780
She's supposed to be 16 post-timeskip.

>>269400780
>that pic
fuck off you disgusting faggot

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>>269400685
He's a fucking monster.

>>269400920
Together we Pie

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obligatory

I think the real reason why Lucina stole everyone's hearts is because her life has been nothing but hardships, and we'll never be the reason a girl like her wants to keep on living.

>>269401316
Why is she using him as a hat?

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>>269401295

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>>269401319
pretty much

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>>269401319
Only reason I give a shit about her is because Marth is basically useless now and the range nerf doesn't hyrt her as much.

>>269401691
I bet you're a shitty lucina player

>>269401858

>FemRobin is her mother in the Smash universe
>Her mother picked out her bikini for her because Lucina wanted to wear a onesie
>She's embarrassed by how much skin is showing

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>>269400780
>Sequin shoes
>Belly button piercing
>Glitter underwear
>Uneven knees
>Dirty nails
>Dirty walls
>Trash everywhere

2/10 would not bang

>>269401295
>Doesn't have tenure

You best not be talkin' shit about teach.

Nigga says he's got tenure, fuck you HE'S GOT FUCKIN' TENURE.

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>>269401415
>You will always be second to Chrom
That's simply not true, judging by the support convo's in Summer Scramble, it's pretty clear that Cordelia is forgetting about Chrom and putting you, her husband above all else.

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So I'm at chapter 12 on my second playthrough, and the only marriage right now is me and Chrom. I also realized I'm playing a visual novel with gameplay. Is there any easy way to grind out marriages and relationships?

Also why am I married to Chrom did it happen in a cutscene I accidentally skipped?

>>269402095

>That conversation where she promises to love you forever with all of her heart
>That other conversation where she outplays Robin and french kisses him in front of everyone else

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>all this fanart

if only FE7 had come out with the right timing for Lyn to be included in Brawl

>>269402235
who?

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>>269402235
Lyn still has a good amount.

>>269400980
I dunno, but all I remember is the name of the book series, Scary Stories for kids. Shit was spooky

>>269402176
If Chrom has the most support points with you and neither of you are married, you two will automatically get married

>>269402848

Why is Henry dressed as Robin in the background

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Reminder the good Captain was going to kick all their shit in if they hadn't gotten interrupted with a Smash invitation

>>269402493
>Scary Stories for Kids
It was actually Creepy Capers to read at Sundown

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>>269402216
Best scramble convo

>>269402216
woah woah, is this in the dlc?

Please don't be I really don't want to buy dlc.

>>269402989
they wear the same clothes

Why play Lucina when you have Marth?

and Marth's voice is sexy as fuck:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3E5TNynY-w

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>>269402995
Second reminder that FE is getting a crossover with characters they couldn't lay a finger on.

>>269403152
Yes

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>>269403152
they added some nice little fanservice if you're married to them. Only 8 of them though.

>>269403250
Why would they even do this? The FE crew would only slow down the SMT crew

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>>269401896
This pic makes me wonder how good it'll feel raping Lucina.

Breaking her trust, shattering your bonds with her, how much of a fool she'd feel like .All that talk of love and protection, it was only a disguise to your true facade.

And as she's trying to fight back, you'll slam her body onto the floor. Immense pressure set upon her arms and legs, she tries to look away, but you move her head to face you.

A simple whisper "Why..." would escape her lips. But she wouldn't get an answer. She isn't worthy of one. And you would remind her of this by a firm slap in the face.

After stripping her of her clothes and leaving her vulnerable to the world, you would begin to leave your mark. At first she would scream, perhaps give a little struggle every minute or so, but halfway through it she would fall silent. No more sobs or whimpers, just pure silence as she looks past you to the ceiling, completely broken.

But what a good girl she would be. What a good girl she would feel like. She would know to clean herself up afterwards, even bidding you a small quiet "farewell" in fear of what might happen if she didn't.

And she would always give you a strange look on the battlefield. In her mind it is a look of pure hatred, eyes that pierce the soul. But in your mind, it is a look of lust, a childish fool who is tempting you for more.

And more she shall receive, that following night. And Lucina would do nothing, but silently cry.

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>>269403572
>raping Lucina

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>>269403572
>Rape

How does it feel to know that you enjoy rape because it is biologically encoded in your genetics due to the fact that your ancestors couldn't reproduce through any other means?

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>>269403952
Sounds hot

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>>269403952
Do genes even work like that?

>>269390583
WHEN DOES SHE SAY THAT?

>>269404067
Look it up for yourself. Dont rely on what someone from 4chan says.

>>269404127
Read the thread...

>>269392663

>>269403952
Counterpoint:

All patrician women have rape fetishes.

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>>269403815

>not raping Lucina
>not raping Marth disguised as Lucina

>>269404256
Citation needed.

>>269395630
>remember getting smash on release day, had it reserved for pick up
>see this asshole Marth
>thought it was some femboy tranny shit
>it's actually Lucina

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>>269404285
I lol'd

>>269404386
>not having Marth rape Lucina to destroy her utter faith and trust in the Hero King

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>>269404386
w-why would I rape my waifu?

>>269400390
I doubt the figma will have long hair as an option.

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>Fire Emblem: Awakening's epilogue after you sacrifice yourself
>It's just the intro cutscene with an added line of dialogue after you get helped to your feet

What would you guys do if that was only the cutscene if you weren't married, but if you were, it was your waifu who finds you in the field instead of Chrom and Lissa?

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>>269404627
To destroy her trust in you, and immediately after wards embrace her and pretend to cry saying "I'm so sorry, that will NEVER happen again"

But keep abusing her. Not physical, no the others would find out. Emotionally. Make her feel like shit. Have her depend entirely on you.

Only then can you truly love Lucina.

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>>269405126
>That javelin

There better be a fuller version of this.

>>269405223
I'd be fine with it.

>>269405223
They really should have.

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So, what's her appeal?
>Flat as a board
>Thin as a stick
>Female version of a character who actually comes off as more attractive which says a lot
Genuinely asking a question, no trolling.

>>269405223
It'd be better than that post game BUT MOST OF ALL HE LOVED X bullshit.

>>269405454
But I DID love Miriel most of all.

>>269405406

>Flat as a board
Not flat, just small breasts
>Thin as a stick
Thing is fragile, and fragile is cute
>Female version of a character who comes off as more attractive
Marth is a man who thinks wearing his dead sister's tiara is a good idea, he's not attractive

Wait how old is lucina?

>>269405570
Don't worry anon. She may have been shit compared to Ricken but she's voiced by Tara Platt so she's top 5.

>>269405223
>not marrying Lissa or Chrom

The last scene proved that they are the best

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>>269405242
I'm too beta to do that

>>269405406
>people have been asking this constantly for nearly two years now
I need to make a copypasta for this

Lots of people(like me) are attracted to Lucina's body type

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>>269406004
>I need to make a copypasta for this
May as well do it now.

>>269405713
>Fragile

Your waifu can probably kick your ass.

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>>269405406
Personality anon.
Also I like flat chest thin girls.

>>269406116

Show me artwork of her that doesn't depict her blushing, crying, or just outright looking helpless

>>269405406
Her voice
Laura Bailey gets my dick rock hard

>>269405713
Really small breasts. I've seen properly weighed children with bigger breasts than Lucina. Being fragile means she's weak. She got in being cute and not being important. Sakurai confirmed for waifufag. Not surprising seeing he loved Awakening.

>>269406004
People are attracted to a stick figure? No ass, tits, hips, nothing? What's the appeal? You may as well fuck a blow-up doll.

I really want to know what's her appeal. Is she nice? Is she likeable? What is it? Being female is not a good excuse.

>>269405406
I like her fluffy hair.

>>269406187
and?

Marth's voice makes my dick harder

>>269396215
I need the full pasta of this.

F-for no particular reason...

>>269406179
Artwork can't negate the fact that she fought battles 24/7 in her timeline and can cut down Wyverns and Horses in one or two swings in the game she came from

Can YOU do that, anon?

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>>269406159
This is the only valid post.

>>269406187
>>269406353
You niggas are waifufags, period.

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>>269406187
Amen to that brother

Lucina is the most lazily written Awakening character right after Sumia.

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>>269406179

>>269406159
She has no personality though.

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>>269406267
Yup
People are attracted to all body types
I can't explain why, but I just find her body type most appealing

She is nice, she is caring, and she is dependable. She's also actually very vulnerable and fragile on the inside, as well as very girly, but puts on a brave face for everyone else. She's also adorably naive.

>>269406972

>I can't explain why

I love her body type and I can.

Small girls like her that are 5'2" and 105lbs at the most are easier to pick up bridal style, even for people who don't lift. If I had a thick gf I wouldn't have one for much longer if I tried to pick her up and audibly groaned at the strain

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>>269407120
Rapunzel is 5'2"
I don't know why I'm posting this

>>269407120
Lucina is 5'2" and 105lbs? I thought the bitch was taller than that?

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>>269406592
my negro amigo

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>>269407358
She is taller than that.
But she is super duper slim.

>>269407446

Okay maybe 5'5" at the most

She's in her late teens, she's not a giant

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>Almost 2015
>Not waifuing the best girl
Step it up plebs

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>>269407548
yea she looks about average height

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>>269407587
She's just fine really.

>>269394000
holy fuck, i remember this thread

>>269407446
She doesn't look like she's lighter than 100 lbs. I'd put her at 5'5" and 110-120 lbs due to muscle weight.

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>>269407587

I appreciate the sentiment, but you posted the wrong picture

MaRobin/FeRobin is the best pairing, prove me wrong.

>>269407587
If you're gonna post best girls, try not to accidentely post the worst one next time

>>269407873

I literally can't.

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>>269407721
Look at the official artwork
She is THIN

>>269407873
>prove me wrong
Alright, they don't live in the same universe

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>>269407762
>Fucking your friends sister

I approve.

>>269408056

She's pretty much the perfect kind of thin without becoming that black-haired skeleton girl that did the ALS Ice Bucket thing

>>269408090
What if they met? It's pretty easy given the Outrealm Gate.

>>269408150

>Not making your bro for life into a literal brother

You say that as if Chrom would have any objection with his best friend marrying his sister

>>269408150
Chrom would be into it too.

>>269408056
I still say she weighs around 110 lbs.

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>>269408185
Yea
That was just fucking gross

>>269408321
110 is still really thin

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>>269407965
Smelly commoner detected

>>269408056
THANK YOU HUNGRY SKELETON

>>269408484

>Maribellefags

Literally worse than Chiefags

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What would the first date be like?

>>269408680
Are you kidding? If anything:
Chie=Lucina

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>>269408945
Probably awkward since I am incapable of holding a conversation IRL

>>269408945

>Try to ask her what growing up was like
>She gives way too much info about all of the death and agony she's suffered through before going back in time
>Awkward silence as the both of you eat
>Both of you try to speak up but neither one of you can make any conversation that lasts

>>269409026
Well of course that's accurate, they're both the best girls after all

>>269401428
>Rancid rhubarb farts

I don't understand.

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>>269408680
I feel compelled to mention that Rise is best girl.

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>>269409207
You are the manifestation of everything I hate. Tell me more things you like so i can hate you more.

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>>269408680
>he thinks his peasant opinion mattters

I only ever show up in these threads for that one picture of Lucina getting munched out by Robin light blue penned style.

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>>269409070
>"S-So um..do you like to...fight?"
>"....Pardon?"
>"D-Do you like to...you know? Fight in battles?"
>"What a daft question Anon. I wear my armor every day, only the blind shouldn't know by now!"
>"....."
>"Sorry Anon....I-I shouldn't have yelled. That was wrong of me."

Sounds like Romeo and Juliet in the making

>>269409521
I think Josuke's hair is pretty badass

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>>269409660
Need to be more specific Anon

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>>269409660
this?

>>269409697

>Her personality is rough and evasive at first
>Once you get really close to her her walls come down and she cries into your chest, admitting that her whole life she's put on a facade because she never had a chance to fall in love or ever really be a girl

>>269409863
ON THE TOPIC OF JOJO

What would Lucinas stand be?

>>269390583
Lucina is a cunt for shit talking Ike. He'd fucking smash her skull in.