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>yfw Five Nights at Freddy's actually had ads on furaffinity
I think most people didn't know this, but the mobile version or something actually had DLC. You could pay like 10 bucks for infinite power or 5$ for an extra 10% power, and some motion tracker on the map to monitor the bots. The creator felt bad for being a sell out though and removed the DLC and changed it to plushies you could buy and put on the desk in the office.
There should be porn scene DLCs, though. I'd pay 10$ for a lewd romp with all the animatronics
Not them, but all I know so far:
1- old freddy, seems the same?
2- old foxy, seems about the same
3- old chica, jaw is unhinged
4- old bonnie, upper half of face missing, lost an arm, foot is exposed skeleton
5- new freddy, looks good
6- new foxy, just holy fuck. nightmare inducing mess of wires and metal, also has 2 heads
7- new chica, cum slut with a thong
8- new bonnie, qt 3.14, probably a whore
9- gold freddy, apparently still around
10- puppeteer thing, no idea, it's in the kid's pictures
Just this one of the actual animatronic.
It's a sad state of affairs when the most popular lewd character is the gay fox dick rather than the busty chicken slut or the big ass whore rabbit.
Gays, I got no problem with you, but please fuck off from my porn, my dick weeps for more straight [email protected] smut
Fuck. I love plushies.
i saw this in another thread someone please explain what the fuck is going on
>people keep complaining the doors don't make sense
>the dev just take doors out completely
someone needs to make more webms of this, ASAP.
Goddammit what the fuck is that?? It looks ten times scarier than any of these retarded animal robots. Is it going to drop down from the ceiling on strings or something without warning?
They're equipped with facial recognition software. If they see your face, they know you're not a skeleton and leave you alone.
If they DON'T see your face, though, they assume you're one of the old animatronics and throw you in the closet with the others.
I thought she was supposed to be a cutie oh god what the fuuuuuuuuck
A pizza place with murderous animatronics, obviously. If it only costs Mike's low wage to run, it's probably worth it even without them.
It'd be great if one night actual burglars come and you have to do your fucking job for once.
I think it's a different character entirely, just using a similar fox design
What are you talking about? Just look at this kawaii clusterfuck of endoskeleton
>this is a "game"
>these retards STILL talk about this
>where a robotic singing chicken and the chain's namesake mouse perform.
>a robotic singing chicken
OH GOD IT'S REAL
DON'T EVER FUCKING GO THERE AT NIGHT
It weirds me out just how popular FNAF is.
I made a video about a small aspect of the game and it's pushing 170k views on youtube alone.
I fucking hate all the comments I get on it, and all the subs it's gained me who don't want anything I put up, and even say "Hey coo lbut when are you doing more FNAF stuff?"
You're fault for not doing a webm on 4chan.
Might as well put your name here.
What if new Foxy's gimmick is that she is supposed to be able to safely come apart? As the week progresses and she and the other robots lose their shit, she gets worse at reassembling herself and becomes more and more of an unholy abomination of parts?
Uh...yeah? 5NAF was pretty clearly based on Chuck E. Cheese's. Unless you're not American, I'm not sure how you wouldn't know that.
Also, one time my brother got up on stage, unzipped Chuck E.'s back, stuck a wand in him, and broke him. Here's hoping he never gets a security job there.
>unzipped Chuck E.'s back, stuck a wand in him
Nobody has any fucking clue what they're talking about. Almost everything is pure conjecture based on a 1:30 trailer, some teaser pics, and a couple of paragraphs on a steam page.
They're about as evil as the last ones, they only fucked you because their programming was fucked , it was "against the rules" to be without a suit.
The new ones are pretty much the opposite, their programming says to keep the oldies old.
>coming after you
you just said they were programmed to not come after you
fuck up how?
you don't actually know what you're talking about, you're just spouting random cryptic shit
One of the screenshots has New Bonnie crawling in the vents. They still roam the place and come towards you, just like the old ones.
The difference is that while wearing the mask saves you from the old ones, NOT wearing it saves you from the new ones.
>those huge-ass whole onion rings and chunks of bell pepper
>that pizza that looks like the shit you get in the frozen food aisle for $4
Man, the 80s were a strange time for pizza.
I have an idea. What if the animatronics go into the Parts & Service room throughout the night to change suits?
Also here's a question I've never seen brought up in [email protected] threads. You know that breathing sound when you're looking at the cameras and one of them's gotten into the room? How do they make that noise without lungs?
I did a stream once on /v/ right when it went on the cusp of popularity.
The number of total views I had jumped up by over 10 thousand. I usually only stream for me and my friends, and never usually have an audience, so it was weird as fuck. I was featured on the front page once and had only 1,000 views in an hour, but played [email protected] for thirty minutes and had ten thousand people in and out.
I bet if I streamed Alien Isolation for the whole 15 hours of the game with links posted all over, it wouldn't get a tiny shred of the views.
Welp, my dick is as hard as diamonds now. Thanks for that.
>find this in related videos
>Old ones still programmed to keep exoskeletons suited up
>If you are caught without mask on, they try to 'repair you' which kills you
>New ones roam the place to keep old ones locked in and will take old ones back to the storage at night
>If you are caught with the mask on, new ones will grab you and toss you into the storage with the old ones who will kill you by 'repairing you'
They arent good or bad. Just getting caught with the mask on or off by the wrong group results in your death. Although in the sense that it is always the old ones that will actually kill you.
those fucking animatronics are nightmare fuel
I never had many nightmares as a kid, but I remember vividly this one where I was wandering around in the dark and didn't know where I was, and I soon found myself on a large stage, but there was only a black abyss where the seats should be. There were spotlights all on several large upright coffins on the stage and they all came open and shit like the things in this video came out and tried to grab me and pull me in with them
It doesn't sound that scary now but fuck I woke up terrified.
>all these fucking plebs not having Flash Video Downloader
> Antioch the birthday spider
Who the hell made these names? Freaking ANTIOCH is supposed to be some beloved birthday pal? That's the kind of name you give to a lich or a dark wizard! The birthday skeleton would probably be less spooky than that!
>2 months after the first one
More like next year numb nuts.
I see the same fucking people in every video with those characters bitching about people mentioning FNAF
"beach bear" is seriously in the comments of EVERY SINGLE rockafire explosion video
they didn't, they just found their way back
Wht the fuck, is this really secondlife now? did it get VASTLY better in the past 3 years?
I still see the whole pixel clipping shit going on, but this is actually very fappable just goin on quality alone. When I last checked out SL it waas a fucking unfappable nightmare. Is it worth coming back to get my pixels rocked by bonnie or chica?
BOW DOWN BEFORE THE DARK LORD ANTIOCH, ARACHNID KING OF THE ELEVENTH UNEARTHLY PLANE
I COME TO WISH THE LOWLY MORTAL CHILDREN A JOYOUS ANNIVERSARY OF THE DAY THEIR SOULS WERE RIPPED FROM THE ETHER AND CHAINED TO THIS ABYSMAL REALM
If I'm not mistaken, there's no screenshots or anything in the trailer that shows both old bots and new bots in one place together.
There is, however, a sort of "Danger" icon that appears in the map at one point in the trailer. I'm guessing that the icon is the location of a fight between the bots.
Though i'm expecting the icon to either represent the old Foxy or even the damn marionette.
Secondlife is really not worth it if you just want to smash your pixels with some other faggot. The animations are clunky and never really compensate for the size of avatars so you'll be sucking off someone's dong 5ft away from where it actually is. It's all really gimmicky and shit. Besides, the actual lewd never looks that good when your getting your yaff on, even if you and your partner have excellently done avatars, the lighting and room setting and all that shit is just fucked. Most of the SL porn vids you see online that look "decent" were heavily edited after the fact.
Believe me I *wish* SL sex looked as good as that vid, I'd be all over that shit. Besides it's pretty much the closest you'll ever get to actually fucking a [email protected] character.
Why did they remove doors?
Shutting out the robots and managing power seemed a lot better than just tabbing a suit and taking it off when the new ones are in
great, now I have to live with the shame of masturbating to this AND shadbase on the same day
>No one has addressed the fact that the new foxy can climb on other surfaces like the ceiling.
You've got these animatronics moving around the pizza parlor trying to get into the security office which you cannot leave. You have to check the cameras to find out where they are so you don't get caught. They each have different patterns and personalities to make this harder. If they catch you they stuff you into a suit like them, except it will kill you as it was designed for an animatronic.
You DO have security doors that they can't open and lights to see the blindspots of the cameras, however you are running on limited power and pretty much everything you do that isn't just sitting there will consume power faster. Run out of power and you are dead.
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