Winter ball is fast approaching and we're going with /e/!
Talk about vidya ecchi, make OC and have fun!
>stay up all night making a shitty game in RPG Maker for these threads
>finally finish it
>don't get a chance to post it because no new threads pop up for the next hour or so and after that I had to sleep because it was fucking 5 AM
at least I can post it here now I guess.
Wait, we're going with /e/?
Like, that's cool, but what happened with /x/?
Why would I try to lostboy my fellow /v/irgins?
Can we please stop bringing /x/ up?
At this point I can't tell who's /pol/, who's shitposting or who's serious.
The only thing that happens when /x/ is brought up now is misinformation and arguing.
Needless to say, they're trapped.
It's better to leave them alone...
Can we please stop bringing the winterball up?
At this point I can't tell who's a faggot, who's shitposting or who's from reddit.
The only thing that happens when winterball is brought up now is circlejerking and faggotry.
>Has been in I'll Get You status with /pol/ for several days now
>Has had several opportunities to get /v/
>Keeps coming up to say we're not very compatible
fair enough. I'll get on it when steam stops being shit and downloads at a speed faster than 4 KB/s
I should seriously just stop uninstalling RPG Maker after I finish these things at this point.
/pol/ Just asked us to wait for him on the roof tomorrow morning
>/x/ asks us to the ball
>we say sure
>/pol/ goes apeshit, ruins everything
>we back the fuck up and try to go with /e/
>try to get a threesome thing going with /x/ but to no avail
>people are still somewhat torn between the two but the consensus is mostly leaning /e/ right now
By the 30, there's going to be a big party on all boards. By then, we prepare by creating OC for all board-tans and just generally have fun outside our comfort zones. /e/'s a really chill board, even if it's on the slower side.
That's not exactly what he was asking for.
I've been avoiding these threads like the plague. Board-tans were fine for years but dedicated threads about them is too far. I just wanted to know the reason being the outfit.
>you will never fuck a girl
>let alone one with a thigh gap
Isn't /pol/ going with Blundernetta?
I can't believe it's gone.
Just like that.
What the hell?
Is there any site/wiki I can see the current status of who's taking who?
Can someone give me a rundown of this whole story please? I only kept up with the first few threads, when there wasn't really a Winter Ball, and it was just /v/ going on a date with /a/ on his birthday.
/spee/ even though /spee/ hates weebs
We've been through a shit fight with /pol/ and endless shitposting from our own home front, it's just not in the budget.
Besides, I'm sure they'll be happy with the meme board.
>yfw /v/ fights /sp/ at the ball to defend /a/ from /sp/'s autistic weaboo-hatred
/pol/ is going with whoever they say their body pillows are.
That's not what happened over there at all.
/x/ Winter Ball threads pretty much became /pol/ circlejerking resort.
Most /x/philes that cared backed the fuck off and some even did OC to apologize to /v/.
Have some greentext
>/e/ cooking something while humming to herself, completely distracted
>/v/ rather mesmerized of /e/ slightly shaking her booty every now and then cautiously approaches from behind
>/e/ doesn't notice, as more water sprinkles on her shirt, soaking and revealing more skin
>/v/ nervous as hell at this point but not backing down finally reaches to grasp /e/'s breasts from behind
>/e/ completely tenses up and drops the plate as /v/'s shaky hands massage her breasts clumsily
>"/v/...?J-Just what do you think you're doing?"
>"Y-You too, uh, I mean..."
>/v/'s nervousness makes him grope her harder as he leans closer making /e/ gasp, his head mere inches from /e/'s neck as he sighs, the hot breath on her neck sending shivers down her spine
>"I-I-It's not fair to be the only one teased so, I want a payback!"
>/e/ grows more and more excited as /v/ grows more cocky over realizing it's not about press breast to win but rather finding the sweetspots
>/e/ tries to push away /v/ while grabbing his wrists to no avail
>"T-That's not what your body is saying at all, h-heh."
>both /v/ and /e/'s breath becomes more and more labored as his erection presses up against her back/ass
>"/e/...I wanna do it."
>/e/ fairly enjoying herself with her eyes closed and not fighting back suddenly snaps back angrily and slams her butt against /v/, knocking him down on his ass as /e/ yells
>"THIS TOO FUCKING LEWD, HOLY SHIT, WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM??"
>"B-But /e/, I thoug-"
>/e/ storms off to her room and locks herself in, while playing some animu music full volume
>a disgruntled /v/ still sitting on the kitchen floor slowly gets up, the tent on his pants visible as he grumbles
>"Fucking women, this is why I have videogames."
>/v/ storms off to his own
>but just to masturbate
HERE WE FUCKING GOOOOOOO
What the hell is Winter Ball.
Does all this lore come out of your collective ass or is there some depth to it?
You're right with this, but for some reason I'm attracted to it. I should stop.
>I just wanted to know the reason being the outfit.
It was requested, I wanted to draw the Waluigi costume.
I fucking did it.
Now back to drawing /e/. Where the hell are the other drawfaggots?
/e/ is an upgrade.
Why is everyone so upset over this.
Obviously the gayfags and crossdressingfags are okay with it, but most people even if they are less vocal are probably straight. What do the straightfags think about their boards playing the female part? Obviously /a/ is the girl to /sp/, /x/ is the girl to /pol/.
Don't blame him, blame me for the suggestion of going as each other.
And don't act like it's the first time, remember the "THIS HAS EVERYTHING TO DO WITH VIDEO GAMES" pic I unfortunately didn't save to my PC?
If you have a better costume idea feel free to make some suggestions.
It's halloween, there's no rules for that shit.
then they wouldn't invite us to the after party besides fuck /a/
Things happened. Mistakes were made. We're going with /e/ now.
/d/'s with /mlp/ m8
The drawfag of these comics sure knows the 4chan lore.
>"This is a winter ball thread, there's no reason to shitpost"
>"Really, then why are you people here?"
>/x/ is trying to steal him from us
>girls are fighting over us
Is it really that surprising?
life is suffering
I know, anon.
Believe me as a /m/an. I know.
If it's all just fictional bullshit resulting in some fapfiction fanarts being made, why not cut the artificial drama and choose the better looking tan?
>press breast to win
at this point we have 4 childs and no stable relationship
how /v/ went from the incarnation of rage to sloppy single father is amusing
>trying to take Ryuusei's girl
>/v/ trying to get with /x/
yall fuckers don't even like NWO speak, even if it's fucking vidya related
you fags always say go back to /pol/
and now /x/ is with /pol/
>no one to play adeptus evangelion board-tan version with
Would love to see some OC with /v/ switching out /x/ with /e/ like one would switch out a new video card.
Or a console. That would be fine too.
Who are you talking to right now? Who is it you think you see? Do you know how much OC I make a year? I mean, even if I told you, you wouldn't believe it. Do you know what would happen if I suddenly decided to stop making OC? A thread big enough to be put into a /vg/ more popular than Katawa Shojou. Disappears. It ceases to exist, without me. No, you clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not being shitposted, janitor. I AM the shitpost. A guy posts a winterball thread and gets heckled, and you think that of me? No! I am the one who REPEATS THE SAME SHIT.
He's Gen's friend, not mine.
well you told her to go back to /pol/ when she was talking about kikes in the vidya a few threads ago...
I can name 15 threads on /v/ right now that have as much relevancy to videogames as this thread.
Tell you what, you go into every single one of those threads, ask the same question, then come back here and I'll answer.
>My girlfriend browses /e/ and is also dressing up as Waluigi
>/pol/ still thinks his body pillow is a real grill
>Liking that plebshit
Watch some real /m/anime fag
reposting some stuff I did yesterday. Was posted in /e/ after the /v/ thread died.
/e/ wasnt even taken?
One of the Holy Trinities of Sexy boards
Shes probably still a Virgin, lets make /e/ go to /h/
God I fucking love /m/ for introducing me to so much good shit.
If people actually used /m/-tan he'd be the best -tan.
>/v/ is so pathetic it can't even fantasy date a good board
you never know. he IS related to /v/, after all.
These threads are autism in it's purest most concentrated form.
The only mech in Evangelion is Jet Alone (And those things from that VN with the brunette FemShinji). The EVAs are technically cyborgs.
Made one for you guys
Will /e/-tan accept /v/-tan? Even if he does have a
Rise and shine, Mister Free man. Rise and... shine. Not that I... wish to imply you have been taking your job less seriously. No one is more deserving of a rest, and all the effort in the board would have gone to waste until... well, let's just say your hotpockets have... come again. The right thread in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. So, wake up, Mister Free Man. Wake up and smell, the non-vidya
>yfw you realize /e/ is an upside down /a/
On the one hand, she's into a bunch of kinky shit and skeletons.
On the other hand, she's into a bunch of kinky shit and skeletons.
Tough call. I suppose as long as nothing gets left in the mailbox and nobody dies, it's fine.
They didn't exactly warn us, but they did give us some insight into the whole thing with /x/.
Except /vr/ is our older brother, /vg/ is our younger brother, and /vp/ are our bastard children that we sent out into the wild. /tg/ isn't even related to us at all. If anything, they're related to /b/ since they spawned from the original Warhammer Wednesdays threads years ago.
>/v/ going for /e/ because he can't let go of /a/
Now that can't be a fucking coincidence
I was talking about /vp/, /vg/, /vr/ and Vivian
I'm not oldfag enough to know about /jp/, but with it is 5 I guess
>/v/ won't get laid
>/d/ gets to fondle /mlp/'s belly
Why the fuck wont this nigger try to kill me already?
Then what am I supposed to post about for those few years?
Except /vg/ and /vr/ aren't our kids. Like I said before, most everyone in both boards refer to us as their brother. /vr/ is the oldest with /vg/ being the youngest.
Boy am I glad that he's frozen in there and that we're out here and that he's the sheriff and that we're frozen out here and that we're in there and I JUST REMEMBERED we're out here
What I wanna know is, what's /e/?
This is a gold mine of hilarity, BTFO and drama.
Adopted and abandoned. Replacement is here
Not so much a daughter, but that one little girl that always walks into your fucking house and plays with your video games without asking.
Also, /jp/ is the daughter board of /v/.
Nah, too lewd. Plus, it's neither /v/ (because we're SFW) nor /e/ because
Here's the best I can offer.
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
I have heard Adeptus Evangelion is cool as shit but I have never fucking played a board game in my life so I have no idea how to play and I have nobody to play with.
/v/, /vg/, and /vr/ are brothers fool.
And it's perfect like that. They're like the fuckin' three musketeers
The three cabbeleros
the three stooges
now if only /vg/'s -tan wasn't so fucking boring.
Why do the horsefuckers get one of the hottest tans as a date?
there's an entire boorou dedicated to this stuff that has been running since 09, with the upload dates to prove it.
hell heres a pic of /an/-/k/ marriage at the 09 Winter Ball.
Sorry, I was reading the thread. Made that post from when I started
>implying /v/ knows how to sex properly
Anything you can tell me on how to get started? Is there anything I need to read, anything I need to have my friends to learn on how to play? I just want to learn how to /tg/ ;_;
What other board meta do you have in mind, anon?
>all those delusional comics
Where are the comics that truly represent the situation?
>/v/ depressed on a corner
>get a figurine with spaghetti from his pocket
>with a crazy face: "y-you will g-go with me right /e/?"
>starts to fap
>tfw /v/ going to the ball with /e/ is just like how I went to my prom with my hot female friend
I love VR's -tan and i think VG's -tan is very appropriate to the board itself. Not saying that i dont go on VG but its just bland, no interaction between threads, no animosity, no particular personality, no traits to define it.
Wait wait wait.
What exactly happened with /x/?
I don't understand.
pre-ball outfit idea scenario.
/v/ is playing those ecchi dating sims so get a little idea of how to act and what /e/ may expect.
I did a shitty doodle and /e/ sent me over to post it here.
>/a/ will never be cancerous enough
/e/ is the place where everyone from this chan go to dump some anime pics. There is no "people from /e/".
What happened to going with /x/?
my GM said that it was very GM intensive, he had to work on stuff weeks beforehand and it's easy to get burnt out on. it also heavily relies on roleplay and character interaction. you'll have to read through the booklets carefully.
also, AE:borderline has some cool new features if you want to take a look at the booklet for that too.
>Tfw this mlp styled autism roleplaying shit is allowed.
>Tfw I stood long enough to witness 3 Angled Blue's OC to finally become cancer.
>Tfw newfags are going to ruin OC forever.
I blame GG shit.
>all those people who think that stream girl is only from /x/.
>not just a /v//x/ crossboarder
/x/ is divided as fuck
be happy you get the good girl in the end /v/.
I know people from /x/ that want to go with /pol/ since day 1.
To sum it up,
>/pol/ succesfully made /v/ give up entirely on /x/
>/pol/ goes to gloat his victory on /x/
>/x/ tells them to fuck off and call them out, calls their art shit, every single piece of it
>nominates /v/ the winner even though they dropped off
>/pol/ flips their shit too and even stops pretending to be /x/ for a bit
>after the huge amount of BTFO and how a lot of boards laughed at /pol/, they fuck off and concentrate on making OC of their board-tan instead to save face and also give up on /x/, instead focusing on shitposting the boards involved with the drama
/vp/ has twin tans, one male and one female, age 10+Gen#
generally the female is more laid back and chooses pokemon based on what she likes, while the male is ultracompetetive and will only pick pokemon that are the same.
>Spaghetti's in the fridge, you're gunna need some
i finished drawing a thing that has no audience. it started as a fuck you to /pol/ but turned into him old on his deathbed, talking to /x/ about their live's adventures. Writing the epilogues for all the boards is giving me feels and i think I'm going to scrap this
i need to leave 4chan for a while
>not even good enough for /x/
how beta can /v/ get
i've been suggesting this from the beginning
I will never forgive them. They always do this shit.
I'd earlier slip their throat with their stupid nazi memorabilia than do so.
I can't think of one reason for mods to leave these threads up, yet they do. It's astounding actually.
3AB's /v/ notwithstanding, this incarnation of board-tans has existed since at least 2007/8.
this cancerous shit has to die
this is not wizwardchan
we actually have hope
/tg/ here. I can confirm. You basically need to plan out the whole campaign in advance because of the intrigue required. It's also very player intensive and I wouldn't recommend trying to play it IRL unless you're VERY comfortable with your players/GM. Things get very emotionally intense through RP if you don't establish boundaries.
I actually ended up becoming something infamous a few years back on the /tg/ AdEva IRC channel (forgot what it was, it's been years) because of my player's shenanigans.