>have an autistic 17 year old neighbor
>one day his dad shows up at my house and begs me to go to his sons bday party
>i go and its shit
>5-6 autists there acting like 10 year olds
>their playing smash and i #rekt them
>fast forward to Oct. 3
>i get smash
>autistic neighbor knocks on my door
>"Hyuk heya bro ur da chosen one to try out my *snort* new game!"
>i don't want to be rude so i invite him in and he shows me his game he made on a flashdrive
>made off Mugen and is a shitty fighting game
>roster is Dark Magician girl, Mario, Ryu, Blanka, Meta Knight and more
>It's pure ass and almost everything is ripped off of Smash bros and he smells like a whales asshole
>"so *snort* did ya get the smashin time game?"
>I tell him yeah and he asks to see it
>he snatches it out of my hand and laid on my bed and played for 2 hours
>he was playing so aggressively with the circle pad that i was scared it'd pop off
>the entire time he's mumbling to himself about tier lists
>i really want him to leave but i don't want to be an asshole
>I keep on making hints that i have to go
>he ignores all of them so i pretend i have a call and step outside
>i tell him my mom invited me to dinner and i have to go
>he hands me my now smelly 3DS back and says "*snort* ha ok thanks bro see you some other time chosen one!"
>I come back from getting the mail and he's standing in front of my door
>"so i was wondering man, can i borrow *snort* your 3DS for a week?"
>"eventhub chose me to assist them in creating a tier list for it"
>i can smell his lies
>I feel so bad for him and I can't just say no to an autistic kid
>I reluctantly say yes and i tell him only for a week
>Driving to work today and saw him in a schoolbus window playing it
why /v/ why
>"Hyuk heya bro ur da chosen one to try out my *snort* new game!"
>implying giving games to the less fortunate is something to feel bad about
>he was even playing it too
Don't feel too good about yourself though, sounds like an abhorrent human being u ritually sacrificed your vidya to appease. You did ok son. Just..ok.
That's hilarious. I can't feel bad for someone this stupid, sorry anon
If i could prove to you that it's real I would. I don't know if he has any social media so I can't get a pic of him.
But man I swear on all my vidya that all this shit happened
>let an acquaintance borrow a game
>he gives it back
>it's missing a disk (it had two of them) and the case is broken
>"uh yeah, someone stole all my games but this was here"
Moral of the story: don't lend shit to shady people.
That autist sounds like he likes you. I would've lent him my 3DS, too. At least I know any damages wouldn't have been out of ill will.
>implying autists don't make the best friends
You do realize that the best people on /v/ are somewhere on the spectrum, right?
Just spend some time with him. Play some vidya, and slowly he'll start to pick up your mannerisms and become more of a functional human being. If he's spending his time with other autists, how the fuck do you expect him to learn how to act like an adult?
At the party he was a full functioning autist but the more I run in to him or he knocks on my door to tell me dumb shit, the more he's acting like an 11 year old instead of a 10 year old
I just remembered that he has this huge fascination with Kyogre, like he's IN LOVE with it.
Whenever he talks about Pokemon he only talks about how much he wants Mewtwo in Smash and how Kyogre is the stronkest pogeyman of all time
>Hey want to come to my kids party?
>Cant, already going out tonight
>Hey can I come in?
>Sorry man, I've got a lot of work to do
>Hey can I borrow your 3DS for a week?
>No sorry, I'm playing it
Why can't you just say no? How is it so hard, my brother is exactly like that and he's constantly in situations like yours (assuming it ever even happened). Like he can't just say no and hang up if a salesman calls, if someone nigger comes give a presentation about starving kids in africa he won't just say no and close the door, if a retard wants to come in and play a video game he probably wouldn't be able to say no either. I'm really not trying to sound edgy at all but sometimes being an asshole just a little makes life a lot easier
Maybe it's because he's becoming more comfortable around you. He's lowering his guard and acting like himself.
Don't abandon him, anon. You're obviously important to him and perhaps you're his only chance at a semi-normal life.
>Still living with your parents
I pity you for the poor choices you made, but still I laugh at your misfortune.
>OP being alpha'd by a literal autistic kid
Holy fucking shit.
Thanks OP. Time to find another favorite legendary
I don't live with them.
My parents live 15-20 min away.
I said that my mom invited me to go to dinner with her, not that my mom wants to go to dinner and I had to go like a manchild
no such thing
there are autists, these ultra shut-ins who cannot tie their own shoelaces, but can play the piano like a mofo or know what day of the week the 21st April 1523 was
and there are antisocial little shits, who have the aspergers (made-up disease) and use it as an excuse to act like little shits
I pity the fact that you can't even read properly.
That autist could probably kill everyone in this thread with his super human strength
>yfw this black girl is on the spectrum
>in high school
>some friend want to play some games in his psp
>he saw me playing mgs in my psp
>anon, can you borrow your memory stick for pass your games in my psp
>sure, no problem
>next day my other friend told me that guy goet to live in other state
>tfw my cousin owes me over $20,000 in loans over the past 3 years
>too beta to stop lending to him
No he made it on the PC.
he told me this one story about how in 7th grade a kid was bullying him so he "little mac uppercutted him and bit his neck until he had to go to the emergency room"
>tfw I spend 1k a month donating to twitch streamers (male and female)
>too beta to stop
>tfw I donate 50k a year to charity
>too beta to stop donating
He's growing, OP. Foster him, nurture him. Allow him to emulate you like an AI that is growing to full sentience/sapience.
Make him in your image. You have the chance to become a God, OP.
>implying I don't have a PhD already
every doctor knows that roughly 80% of mental illnesses are made up to sell pills to stupid parents and teenagers. Heck, some pharmaceutical companies pay us to diagnose kids with ADHD, assburgers or whatever flavor of the month bullshit, so they (and we) can make mad dosh off of idiots
deal with it, you're not a special snowflake, just a chump
>Mfw in primary school.
>Kept to myself and played super mario land when bored.
>Not very sociable with family either, 8yo basement dweller.
>Get taken to hospital for some reason.
>Doctor tells me I have aspergers syndrome.
>Apparently it's because I'm socially inept.
>Don't really give two shits what he says.
>Go to secondary school.
>Make friends in first week.
>10 years later and they're still bro's.
>The doctor was wrong.
Aspergers may be a real thing, but it's slapped on so many kids just for not wanting to hang around people they didn't like too often.
>tfw I let my wife fuck my best friend every week
>I punch the walls in my basement every time they do to relieve the stress
>too beta to stop them
It hurts, /v/.
b8 or complete fucking omega
I literally go muslim mode on my relationships
All of you "people", kill yourselves, right now. Even if you were just trolling, do it. Off yourself. NOW.
>being so beta that you can't set limits and tell the autist to stop coming to your place
>being so mentally weak like to let yourself get guilt tripped by his father, as if he'd would pay for his son's damages when he breaks your 3DS or your games
>using /v/ as your blog
Grow some fucking balls already.
It's not too late to buy the helium you guys.
You ain't got balls, faggot. Walk on home, boy.
Has nothing to do with the greentext, but here comes my borrowing tip No. uno:
If somebody borrows something from you, get your phone and take a picture of him holding the item right next to his face. You will never forget what shit you are missing and who has it.
>my little bros are 10 year olds and live in another city
>teach them the value of belongings, all those things
>give my old PS2 to them, it's still as good as before
>give them many PS3 games
>let them borrow my 3DS and PSP
>they all come back without a scratch
man, I love my brothers
It's amazing how far we've come with Pepe.
Pepe is sad.
Feelsfag is sad.
They become sad together.
They put guns to their heads.
Now Pepe puts the gun to feelsfag's head.
And then Pepe just killed a man.
And see this kind of progression over a series of threads is way funnier than people making dedicated threads to OC.
>borrow Fire Emblem for the GBA from a friend
>finish it, set it on a desk in my room
>not there the next day
>look fucking everywhere, can't find it
>never give it back to him
P-please forgive me
>pepe is becoming happier again
It's the light at the end of the tunnel.
>mfw reading this thread is what reminds me why I don't bother to try to keep friends anymore
dude, really take the control now
MAMA, JUST KILLED A MAN
I work at a clinic that is mainly for autistic kids. I would say that the clinic is pretty small, so there is a lot of free time to do anything. I work at the front desk, and just play my 3ds to pass some time.
There is this autistic kid that I think is around 14-15 who always brings his 3ds in, while waiting in the front office for his mom (her mom is lives far away or something, so she's always late).
Anyways, I was playing Smash 4 and noticed that the autistic kid also had it. So, while waiting for his mom, I was playing Smash 4 with him.
it was a lot of fun, he is a nice kid.
After playing it with him, he got extremely obsessive with it. Now it's getting annoying.
You have to be rude with spergs, "letting them off easy" never works because they simply cannot pick up on the subtle social cues that convey the message of "I don't really want to be around you but I also don't want to hurt your feelings or make a fool out of you, so this is your chance to fuck off on your own and keep your dignity intact."
>Blaming the man
Go back to Tumblr you cuck
Korean here. Western idea of "moving" out is laughable in most case. This is why so many people are fat, poor, malnourished/unhealthy, angry, lonely, and unpleasant in general. They possibly go to desperate measures as well. The idea of togetherness and banding together is non-existent. There is your freedom and independence.
Why do American families hate each other? The good ones are those who start business together, then you can learn how to earn money and move out.
It's a racket for le hand-washing shekel meister to make more money off unnecessary real estate and housing loans and keep people safely in debt. Doesn't hurt to weaken family bonds either. Atavistic morality is for evil bad people after all.
>You need your own place kid! You don't want to me a manchild who never gets laid, do you? That's what I thought. Now sign the papers here...
Real, non-buzzword autists mumble and repeat stuff to themselves all the time. I knew one long time ago, and he had a math degree and could play Bach perfectly by the age of fifteen. But all he would do is mumble about cars and recite car maker/model names over and over again. He also memorized all the basic parts there are to a car by age twelve.
Please stop playing the victim
>mfw autistic neighbor seems like a perfect candidate to browse /v/ and is probably in this thread right now
Watch out, OP. he's gonna see all the mean things you said about him, and come over there and strangle you.
>>I reluctantly say yes and i tell him only for a week
You'll never see your 3ds or the game ever again in one piece.
Prepare yourself, faggot.