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Oh shit, /v/. You just got transported to the world of the last game you played. The only way you can get out is to survive a week. If you want to stay, you've got to survive two weeks. After that you get MC powers. What's your game plan?
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>Warband
Do everything in my power to not get recruited by anyone.
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Smash
>Step into the background
>Completely untouchable
This can work out
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>>267566395
>Fire Emblem
Shit, I don't know what to do
>Try hiding at the back
>Reinforcement rape
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>Ghostbusters: The Video Game

I fucking bolt it and try to get as far from New York as I can.
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>>267566395
>Monster Hunter

Fuck this I'll just farm raw meats from kelbis and popos for the week.
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FF7.

I'll just wait it out in Gold Saucer.
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>Hyrule Warriors
Head over to Faron Woods and wait it out under the Deku Tree.
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Final Fantasy 9
i dont know hang around with Zidane until its over
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>>267566395
> SMT: Nocturne

I'm fucked.
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>Smash
Meh, nobody dies or even gets hurt. I'll be fine.
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>Doom
Shoot myself
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>csgo
>it's already real life
>you can't stay or go
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>>267566395
Civ 5. All I need to do is end my turn.
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>Lords of the Fallen
I am fucked
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>>267566395
Destiny
>Level 30
>stay at tower a fuck Special Order's NPC
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>Dark Souls 2

I'll just stay in Majula for a week. Nothing goes wrong there.
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>>267566395
>Resident Evil 4
Great, fucking excellent.
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>Prototype 2

>move to the green zone
>no Blackwatch
>no zombies
>no Mercer/Heller

easy
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>>267566395
>FFXIII
Just keep walking straight I guess.
Fuck staying, aside from stone cold lesbians, everyone there wants everyone else dead. Fuck that.
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>>267566876
Demon's Souls
Guess I'll chill at the Nexus.
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>ninja pooden
I survive by shoving my face between a pair of sweet, sweet sweater puppies
also I marry hinata
also we have sex
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>pokemon X

No problem.
I just need to get myself a starting Pokemon somehow. perhaps I can beat the shit out of a Caterpie and make it my bitch..
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>Victoria II
Stay away from Ireland.
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>Dragon Quest 8.
>Fight slimes and other monsters til I level up and ge moneyfor the inn.
>Stay for two weeks, decide not toget MC powers.
>Live there
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>3rd Strike

I'm not ready for the world of Street Fighter 3.
Maybe I can just get bodied by Ryu and spend the rest of the week in rehab. He probably wouldn't kill me, right?
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I'll probably be ok if I grind.
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>>267567123
>Punch a level 2 pokemon into submission
Glorious
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>KOF XIII

I'd just watch the tournament and mingle. I'd stay just to be able to hang out with Terry, get swole and try to poke Leona.
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Epic Mafia

I'm screwed
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>Persona4
try not to get on Adachi's bad side and go to Junes
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>>267567198

not intentionally at least.
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>Alien Isolation
Please... no
I'd barricade a room and keep a loaded pistol with one shot nearby.
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>>267566395
>Dokapon Kingdom
>Become a Darkling over and over again
>implying it won't take "2 weeks" to get to the castle
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>TF2

WELP.
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Binding of Isaac.

I guess I'll just stay in the starting room for a week.
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Alien Isolation.
It was over before it even started
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>>267566395
I picked the wrong day to renew my WoW account.
Azeroth is a really fucked up place.
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>warframe
>humans seem to just get thrown in the brig and not much else
>only ones that really suffer are the posthuman races
>when it's home time you get picked up by 4 of the most dedicated soldiers in the solar system and their dog

could be worse
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>>267566395
>Dark 1
Fucking shite
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>Hearts of Iron 3

time to experience the 50s, effortlessly get a job in a factory, and invest in microsoft and mcdonalds!
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>>267566395
>Decided to try out Persona 3

Here we fucking go. I'm staying in doors until shit blows over, I absolutely do not want to stay.
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north and south on mount and blade
looks like ILL BE KILLIN SOME YANKS
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Animal Crossing New Leaf

Fuck yea ill stay
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>Eat only fish that I'm totally sure are smaller than me
>Get big enough to eat anything
>Chill for a week
Unless it's too much like the game, in which case I'd automatically eat any smaller fish that touches me. Then I'd be fucked, since I'd end up accidentally eating everything and starving myself.
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>Nosgoth
>have to survive between a war of vampires and humans
Im fucked.
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>hisoutensoku
RIP me
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>>267566395
REmake

Well, since you said world, I could just be comfortably staying at my home while shit's going down somewhere in Raccoon City. I don't live near it, so it's not my problem.
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>New Leaf

aw ye
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>Senran Kagura Burst
I don't even know how his world works, I've only played the tutorial.
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>mike tyson's Punchout

Fuck. I guess I'm just gonna get beaten the fuck up by Piston Honda everyday, assuming that Von Kaiser doesn't wreck my ass first.
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>7th Stand User
Have sex with Jotaro and create Jolyne
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>Wildstar
sex. so much sex.
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>>267567554

Wouldn't you just keep coming back to life? I guess you'd get by in that situation, assuming you don't lose your mind.
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I was playing Second Life.

I think I'll do just fine.
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>>267566876
You're already human, you won the dark souls.
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>CSGO
>spend a week in the training_aim map until I can one tap like a god
>go into MM and die instantly
>Alright I guess
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>>267566395
>Fatal Frame
I haven't played much yet but my understanding is that there is no surviving a night. Let alone a week.
It does start off outside so if I start there I'll just leave. If I spawn inside... well then I guess my soul is fucked. Probably masturbate or something.
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>>267567481
No its not faggot. Go to the action house of your main faction action house and drink from the water / lakes and beg wow players for silver
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>Halo Reach
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>>267566395
>smush
What >>267566552 said.
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>>267567814
Wait fuck. I never thought about that. What if people go after me because I'm not rotting like them?
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>>267567714
Wait, does two weeks mean I turn into a busty ninja?
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>The Last of Us

I'm Fucked!
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>Kingdom Hearts
Become one with darkness
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Artificial Academy 2
Just go to school and fuck bitches and have my perfect 2 wifus.
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>>267566395
> Hyrule Warriors

If I'm a warrior, I'm set. If I'm not, well, at worst I'll get KO'd or have to flee. Apparently I'll be okay.
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>Corruption of Champions

As long as I don't get yiffed to death I'm fucking set
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>Red Orchestra 2

I ain't gonna last for SHIT
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>>267567873
wow, I just realized Halo Reach is four years old.
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>>267567950

just remember, don't stick your dick in the crazy anon
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>>267567968
>not wanting to be yiffed to death
What are you gay
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>>267567873
You're a pretty cool guy for playing halo reach.
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>>267567936
Even Dark Souls has a place you can be safe at. I can't think of a single place in TLOU that you can chill out in for a week.
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>Kichikuou Rance
I'm fucked I guess I could just hide in a leezas city and hope to god I dont get killed by a demon or helman asshole but you never know
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>>267568056
Just hide in the background saying "I WANNA GO HOME MAMA, PLEASE GOD LET ME GO HOME" while crying
Surefire way to Get your head blown in and be replaced with another soldier.
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>>267566395
Forza Horizon 2. I'll just drive safe/normally on the roads I guess.
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>Bayonetta 1

Um... shit.

>Steal Cereza's glasses
>Pick up some random junk for a shitty weapon
>Hope to God the difficulty's set to Normal or lower so I can just run the fuck away
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Smash 4

I'd hang out with my nigs Doc and Ness, and pet and scratch DuhCunt, because in SmashLand, nobody dies.

Just don't challenge the hands.
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>Princess Maker 2

I think I'll make it through.

gonna stay for the two weeks so I can work on creating a semen demon daughter.
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>>267568140
Just team up with Rance I'm sure nothing will go wrong.
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>>267567758
Does Polnereff still hit on you ic you choose to be fat?
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>>267566395
>World of Warcraft
Hang out in Stormwind for a couple of weeks.
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>>267568357
As long as I dont touch any hot ladies I think I would survive
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Breath of fire 4. I should be able to last a couple weeks if I can make it to pretty much any town. Does having mc powers also mean I get the girl? Because if so fuck yes, dragon powers AND a totally sweet girlfriend.
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STALKER
harder than ZoA mode? fuck yes
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>>267567649
Nah, nig. Just follow the drunk loli and chill with her. Handle your booze and you're an honorary fucktoy for her until you either choose to stay or go back a non-virgin.
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I never asked for this..
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>burnout paradise
I'm good
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>Rune Factory Frontier

I'll be takin' it easy with my waifu.
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>>267566395
>Klonoa: Door to Phantomile
Try not to fall off of the painfully thin paths, bridges, and walkways, which are pretty much the only things that make up the Phantomile.
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You know, I actually survived a whole game once.

Online Campaign, Mamayev Kurgan.

Defending as Germans, I held off the russian advancements with my Gewehr, a Mauser C96, a PPSH, an SVT, a Mosin, and I don't even want to know how many F1 grenades dropped by those bullet-magnet commies.

Ended up getting 163 kills.

I watched so many comrades die around me, anon. And for what? Just to prolong the red army from taking over our beautiful capital? It's bullshit, anon.

It's bullshit.
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AAI
just relax and stay inside and im safe
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>WoW
Just go live in SW for a while, then I'll get my Shaman mains powers and go raid.
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>>267566395
shadow of mordor?

I'm fucked that place is absolute shit
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>>267566395
>Mabinogi
Just stay around doing part time jobs in Tir Chornill.
Maybe help the ninjas and get ninja tricks as well
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>>267566395
Well, I was playing Katawa Shoujo. So, I guess pick a girl, and don't fuck it up. I'm dead.
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Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines
Uhmmm let's just be Malkavian and see where that goes.
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>WoW
I'll just hang out in the mage quarter for two weeks
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>>267566813
it's the only way
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>SS13

I guess I'll try my hand at bartending and hope that a wizard or nuke op doesn't start shit.
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It's aight. I'll just watch turtles kill everyone for weeks. Dig myself a little whole and shank everything to death from underneath.
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>>267566395
>street fighter

It's the world I already live in but everyone gets hadou and shit. I think I can survive.
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time to go fishing i guess
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>Eorzea
Hitchhike to Limsa, become a deckhand, go on adventures
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>Monster Hunter
Might be cool. I just gotta stay in the big settlements for two weeks and then i'll be unkillable. I'll just be knocked unconscious and sent home when a monster flattens me under its foot and rips me limb from limb with its jaws.
Plus i'll get to fuck the Guild Sweetheart every time I return from hunting so that's a big bonus.
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Alien Isolation. Just 2 weeks till I finally have a xenomorph gf.
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>Serious Sam
Easy, just don't touch anything that's floating.
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Alien Isolation...

Yeah, I'm pretty sure I'm fucked.
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>>267568820

>toast
>butter instead of jam

shit girlfriend, kill yourself faggot
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>>267566395
Alien isolation fuck
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>>267566395
Monster Hunter. Guess I'll chill in a village and pick mushrooms for zinny. Also, damn straight I'd choose to stay.
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>>267568583
meant for
>>267568151
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>>267568820
>>267568895

I actually watched Alien for the first time the other day. That shit was fucking scary, even if I could tell where the "jumps" would be. A good atmosphere doesn't get enough appreciation.
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>Dark Souls

Well I could probably survive, no need to eat or sleep...if I end up at Firelink I can hang there, Undead Asylum I'd be in trouble against the demon...Assuming I dont go Hollow in 1 week.
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>>267568581
>the
Ah shit, I fucked up.
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>>267568820
>tfw no mods for this to be an in game model yet
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> If you want to stay, you've got to survive two weeks. After that you get MC powers.
Who is the main character of Smash Brothers?
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>PS3 Vesperia
Its cool. I just gotta stay out of any place that gets attacked. My survival merely depends on where I spawn.
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>>267567873
thanks doc
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>>267566395
MC = Maste Chief right?
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>>267569117
Lets say for fighting games you get your main's powers.
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>>267569117
Some random kid.
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>Dragon's Dogma

Just gotta learn how to use a bow and stay out of Devilfire Grove and I should be fine
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>>267566395
>Bayonetta 2 Demo

Uhhh. Alright
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>Any server other than baystation
I probably won't make it more than two hours.
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fire emblem sacred stones ill just hide behind seth
and ill be good
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>>267568901
Just two weeks till you become a kind of above average engineer that has full knowledge of ship's inner workings. Oh and awkward knowledge about how to hold guns and other shit.
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>>267569117
Mario
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>>267566395
>harvest moon: FoMT
imma stay, and get MC's charm so i can get grills
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>>267566545
>your village is looted by harlaus
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>>267569312
Just wait for the shuttle to be called and hope that the cult didn't make it.
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Status: so dead
I guess I could try and do errand jobs just to make enough to eat and then loaf around the rookie village for a week but fuck me rookies die everyday.
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>>267569087

>tfw no model extractions for SFM yet
>still no 3D hot alien-on-woman sex animated in as many kinky ways possible
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>Silent Hill 3
>just a few hours earlier i could have been in Dream land

FUCKING
GOD
DAMMIT
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>>267568820
>>267568901
>TWO WEEKS ON THE SEVASTAPOL
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>>267566395
>DOOM II
Oh fuck. It's gonna be a long two weeks.
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>>267566395
Dark Souls 2.... well fuck, if I can sprint to Majula I'll be fine until some Chosen undead comes to slap my shit, so I'd be best pretend to be a helpful NPC and say some things and then repeat the same line. If I'm lucky I'll survive 2 weeks, become a CHOSEN UNDEAD and then be technically immortal as long as I farm dem effigys, might try and uncover Seaths archive if it still exists and spend my immortality down there.
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>>267569575
Just ask one of the friendly average joes for help.

>ffxiv
>no red mage
DAMNIT
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>>267569245
No, you have to slay the aliens with sick lyrics.
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>SMT 4

Time to finally live the dream and fug literal semen demons
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Psychonauts. I'll probably get my brain taken out, but technically even though I'd be comatose, I'd still be alive after two weeks and gain Raz's powers. I'd be fine with that.
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>Styx
Eh I dont really want to be a goblin I guess I´ll just hide somewhere and steal food from time to time since the guards are pretty retarded
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>>267569616
It's not the Chosen Undead in DaS2
I forget what the MC name is.
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>>267569562
Look at the bright side, this is your chance to overcome your personal demons.
That said, you're super dead when the actual demons get to you.
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Runescape, I really like the world, and if I don't go doing stupid shit, most of the cities are just peaceful little towns. Would probably hang out near the dessert, since those tan bitches really turn me on.
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>The evil within

Jesus fuck what did i do in a previous life to deserve this
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>>267569671
Those seize to fucking exists after WY sends the containment order.
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>>267569562
Would you even see the otherworld?
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>The Binding of Isaac
Welp, time to kill myself.
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>>267569740
Cursed one? Or Cursed undead? Fuck, I haven't watched the intro in forever. I know you're called Cursed undead by alot of folks, but that might just be more of an observation than title.
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>Bioshock
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>>267569575
just one for me
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>>267569686
>literal semen demons
wrong picture anon
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>alien isolation
Fuck
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>>267569408
You'd better marry Mary
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>>267568618
You can just mash space
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>>267569816
Then why don't you just take them back?
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The sims 4

Public lot, free food and beds
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>Jojo ASB

Stay the fuck out of Egypt, Japan, England, and Italy and I should be fine.
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>UFO Enemy Unknown
Am I a civilian for two weeks, or a Xcom rookie?
Do I become an Xcom commander or the leader of Xcom?
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>Banished

No sweat. As long as I don't take the stonecutter job, I should be safe.
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>>267566395
Minesweeper

I'm already dead
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It's always nice when I've played Animal Crossing before seeing one of these threads.
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>Danganronpa 2
Ahaha, fuck.
I guess I just have to sleep with an eye open.
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>>267566862
T-that's not out yet, r-right?
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>>267570105
SURE IS COLD OUT HERE
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>FFXIV

Aw ye, time to get some of that boypussy.
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>Uteralterbach
YES
YYYEEESSS
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>>267566395

>Brain Age 2

Fuck me.
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>>267569998
>ñiterally the AI in charge of the ship can no longer do shit cause it recognizes it's authority was revoked once it was purchased through fucking paypal
You would have to find and seal a whole are of the station for youself to even stand a chance.
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>SRW Z2
As long as I don't get a sprite I'm probably fine.
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>>267570258
Damn this guy won the thread
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>>267566395
>Darksouls 2

Chill out in Majula and eat herbs and common fruit until a week has past. Never venture out.
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>>267570086
But the real question is, would you survive the reset?
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>skullgirls
If I dont fuck with the fighters i'll be fine
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>>267570258
But I already am a passive aggressive shut in douchebag
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>>267570258
>implying you won't end up dead cause you decided not to eat breadsticks
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>>267566395
>Outlast
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
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>>267570258
>try to play this
>antivirus goes crazy multiple times
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So Alien is certainly a game that one would play through once and dump, but is SoM worth full price?
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>>267570086

Fuck that shit. If I got thrust into that world first thing I'd do is go to japan and get my hands on a stand arrow. If I can't have a stand, why the fuck should I even bother to continue to live?
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>>267570554
Oh boy I've always wanted to be a very average reporter with a camcorder.
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>>267570105
I'm sorry to ruin your dreams Anon but...
Winter is coming.
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>>267570447
It would be wiser to get the fuck out of New Meridian altogether.
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>>267569779
Dude, you still play rs? Glad to see some other people still playing it.
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>>267570447

but what if you do fuck (with) the fighters?
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>>267570460
But do you fuck lolis to save the world?
>>267570508
>implying I don't eat breakfast first thing in the morning before forest adventures
>>267570564
You're missing out. Get t from the german main website.
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>Stanley Parable
I, uh, go to work I guess. Fuck getting MC powers, unless the power is to go back in time and alter reality by making different choices. I'd be down with that.
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>>267570769
I did get it from the website. And I am playing it. Not sure why my AV was going crazy.
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>>267568581

That and portals.
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>>267570564
The exe is some trojan joke in german
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>>267570580
No, SoM is worth $20 plus any DLC they make that's actually worth a damn. Wait for a GOTY edition that's on sale or "test drive it" from piratebay
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>>267566395
Dark Souls. I would just stay near Firelink, I'd be very patient and I wouldn't attempt to fight most enemies. I wouldn't even fight the Gargoyles until I was level 30 and had at least 2 Estus flask upgrades. I would try to survive the 2 weeks so I could stay.
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>>267566686
Hope you've got cash. They probably don't tolerate penniless deadbeats in their city of gambling.
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>Fire Emblem: PoR

As long as I have Ike by my side I'll be all good.

>tfw you'll never be bros with ike
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>>267570639
>not just staying there fortwo weeks to get Golden Experience Requiem
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>>267570835
What anti virus are you using? Why the fuck does anyone who isn't technologically retarded even use an AV?
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>PT
Is getting to be Norman Reedus really a super powers...?
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>>267570949
Because I don't want to have to pay attention to what I download, thats why. Its called being lazy motherfucker.
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>>267566781
Just the same, I hope you don't have a fear of heights.
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>XCOM Enemy Unknown

NO
FUCK NO
HOLY SHIT DONT PICK ME TO GO ON A MISSION
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Stay on the Battle 7
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>World of Warcraft
I could probably survive a week or two in Stormwind.
If it doesn't get fucking attacked
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>>267571072
It's okay anon, just live in a bunker and don't EVER go out or the aliens will get you.
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>>267566395
>Smash Bros DS

If I stay two weeks do I get a Female Alt like Robin?
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>Twilight Princess

That's fine I'll just go fishing with muh waifu.
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>Brutal Doom
HAHAHA IT'S TIME TO RUN AND HIDE
>>267571072
>Rookie, terror mission at Perth!
>Rookie, crash site at North America!
>DEFEND THE BASE
You're dead.
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>>267571072
It's even worse if you don't go first anon.
At least if they pick you first you have a chance to survive and grow stronger.
Do you really want to go in as a replacement for the fucking sniper level 99 on a crash landing mission?
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>>267570762
Depends on who you're talking about
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>>267571192

>playing /m/ games on /v/
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>>267566395
>Dynasty Warriors 8
Stay by Lu Bu, Chen Gong, or Zhang Liao at all times.
Lu Lingqi is best girl
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>>267571308

any of them. Preferably Valentine or that fish chick.
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>>267566395

>Deus Ex

Just try not to get killed by terrorists or catch grey death.
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>>267571294
>on a crash landing mission
Or worse, a terror misson involving those chest bursters
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>>267566395
>Alien:Isolation

I'm fucked.
Even if I survive the week, i'm fucked
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>Team Fortress 2
What the fuck happens now?
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>>267566395
Skyrim.

Put a bucket over home-owners heads and steal things then trade them for enough gold to stay two weeks at the local inn and eat.
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>Morrowind
Join a guild, loot the local supply chest, sell the contents, and stay at an inn for a week.
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NV for me? Nice. I already memorized the speech checks. Speech check everyone, get free shit. Kill the poweder gangers and take all their shit, get a leg piece for food. Kick it in goodsprings for 1 week

>>267569448
Dude find artifacts, they aren't that hard to get if you already know where some are located. Sell it for a gun so you dont get robbed and just kill dogs for meat. You can trade the paws for money as well as trade it for water. Your right though, stay in the village.

>>267569562
If you play Kirby and play dreamland your demons can't be nearly as bad as the other protagonist. If they are use pure fucking will power.

>>267569869
Stay in the beginning room for a week, drink your tears and eat the creatures. Dumbass

>>267569895
Get the free revolver
run like fuck and get water
Hack a turret camp by the fucking turret
or if you cant hack go to a room and lock the door while sleeping with the revolver.

>>267567873
I cannot fucking stress it enough.
FIND THE FUCKING PILLAR OF AUTUMN!
FIND IT!
RUN TO THAT MOTHER FUCKER!
1 WEEK IN SPACE DOING NOTHING!
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>naruto storm revolution
Do I get to choose which character's powers I take on, or do I get all of them? It shouldn't be too hard to live for two weeks, it's pretty peaceful all things considered.
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>>267566395
>Diablo 3

I guess i'll just stay in town for 2 weeks and become an op dh.
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>>267571072
Break your leg during training.
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>>267571443
Screwed, might be able to land a few hits if i'm lucky, but not likely
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diablo 2: lod
spend two weeks drinking across acts and try to sleep with all the female characters (except atma and malah). get my hammerdin powers after!
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>>267571558
>1 WEEK IN SPACE DOING NOTHING!

No, an hour or less on board the Autumn before crash landing on the Halo ring which then blows up later that day.
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>>267571558
If you don't have the skill, you'll flub those lines 100% of the time.
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>>267571558
>implying you are the MC of the games you get tossed in
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>>267571558
The Pillar of Autumn literally crash lands a few hours later.
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>>267566395
>Trace Memory
Don't really know what to do. Solve puzzles or just fuck around on the island.
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>>267568443
Look on the bright side, if you survive for two weeks you become Rance.
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>>267566395
>Smash
Hang with the miis since they are most similar to me.

So convince Mecha Hitler there are no Juden, talk about policing and Unatco with JC, hang with Saki Amiyama.
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>>267572140
Why not both?
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Bioshock is like kind of the only universe you can get MC powers without being MC. Just have to find a little sister or some spare plasmid lying around.
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>>267572163
>his superpower is literally fucking politics
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>>267568357
Yeah, he's not the kind of guy who uses men as fodder to stand upon their broken backs as he fucks their women!
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>world of tanks
Not only will I die, it'll be a fiery death, unless OP's game just lets me stay in the garage for a week (which is basically torture). Even if I miraculously survive, I'll either become a tank or just be good at driving outdated tanks.
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>>267566395

>alien isolation
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>Dragon's Dogma

fuckin chill in Cassardis and drine cloudwine on the beach for 2 weeks until i get my own lady pawn to own as a sex slave
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>>267572168
Any Mii roster could make for a wacky tv show.
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>Pokemon Y

As long as I stay out of the team's way I'll be good.
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>>267572260
>Just have to find a little sister
Yeah, that turned out REAL well for so many sploicers.
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>>267572474
What's the worst they can do to you? Bully you?
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>Alien Isolation
>uninstalled because I was too scared
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>Ultra Street Fighter 4

Hmm.. Just get my ass kicked for a week by Ryu for a week, he's a good sport about everything
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>all these people playing alien isolation
Hah, that's what you get for buy a new horror game.
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>GTAV
>I live in LA

So it's a clean version of where I already live, minus everywhere that isn't a landmark.
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>>267566395
>Dark Souls

I am just going to sit by the fire for a few days...
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>Phoenix Wright
Easy peasy
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>>267572356
Embrace your death Anon and you will win.
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>>267572541
The life of an NPC is a dangerous one man. Gotta lay low for those 2 weeks until I become the MC.
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>>267572506
It worked so well to the point it became a thing you could to keep splicing. Someone had to succeed in order for it to become a trend, anon.
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>>267572563
>implying I bought it
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>Crusader Kings II
TO ICELAND!
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>>267572658
Yeah, well, now Big Daddies are a thing.
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>>267566395
>World of Warcraft
Easy, never leave Stormwind / never become a PvP-flagged character.

Once that's over, get some qt3.14 female gnomes to sit on my face.
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>>267572552
>not getting beat up by juri
>not staying to continue the beating for eternity
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>Kingdom Hearts II Final Mix
I just stay in the safe parts of Radiant Garden

Bam
Gimme that Keyblade
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>>267572763
They were a thing before the fall of rapture mate.
My point is, not only Jack can kill big daddies.
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>>267566395
>Touhou
I find Reimu, and have her take me to the human village.
I can survive a week easily, assuming I can make it to either the human village, or Reimu before I get murdered by some wandering youkai.
I stay, of course.
>>
Ace Attorney
???
>>
>Implying I'm not already in Smash thanks to Mii Fighters
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>>267572613
You also forgot a 1000% increase in car jackings
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>>267572880
Well I guess becoming really good at flimsily going through tough trails and winning them despite of that is a good ability to have for a lawyer.
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>>267572638
>>267572880
Killed by a man weilding The Thinker Clock.
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>>267572856
The player is the only force capable of it, best I can recall. I've certainly never run into a basic splicer capable of the task.
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>>267569412
Run to the nearest town. If anybody approaches scream at them that it's almost harvesting season.
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>Dangaronpa 2

Well shit...
I'm a beta and wouldn't do shit to anyone but neither did Chihiro, Taka, or Mahiru...
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>>267572630
"You are being invaded"
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ReBirth1
I'll just chill.
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>>267569895

Stay inside the sphere thing at the beginning.

Don't make it go down, just sit in the sphere for a week.
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>>267572658
>Someone had to succeed in order for it to become a trend
Splicers didn't get their first hits from preying on little girls, they got them through legitimate channels. Hell, shops were handing out plasmids like nothing. Addicts do stupid things when they need a fix.
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>>267572880
You better hope Pheonix doesn't come visit when he's not on a case, or shit is going down.
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>>267572814
Shortstacks ahoy!
>>
Cool, i'll just get to hang around Akiba..

Might get randomly stripped by some random dude but I can live with that.
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>>267573025
Right at the beginning of the game you run into a Big Daddy that's been killed. Splicers might not be able to kill them easily, but it can happen.
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>>267566395
>HellMOO
yeaaaahhhhh boooooyyyyy, gonna rape me some orphans!
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Smash

So do this dude's plan.

>>267566552

Also possible stuffing my face into Palutena or Samus.
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>>267566395
>Two Worlds 2
If I can make it to a main town I think I'll be alright.
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>>267567005
>Implying you can't fuck up slow retarded ganados with the ability to run and not move like a tank
>Implying you can't just stay out of that area and you don't have to worry about zombies at all
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>>267573263
I don't remember that. I'll have to take your word for it.
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>>267573025
>raptures already has some dead big daddies once you get there
>you can get killed as Atlas aka the ultimate big daddy

>>267573153
But once the Fall started they started praying on Little Sisters.
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>Animal Crossing
Feels good.
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>>267567618
Goddamn I forgot about that game, that's like the best flash game ever.
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>>267572506
>>267573025
>>267573153
Do you guys even audio diaries?
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>>267573387
You gain the ability to uncover TREX SKULLS with ONE SHOVEL IN ONE SWOOP
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>TF 2
I'm fucking done for
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>>267573381
Multiple splicers working together can take down a Big Daddy. What do you think is gonna happen to you afterward if you help them? It's every man for himself down there, always has been. You'd end up killed by splicers if the Daddy didn't get you first.
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>Pirates curse demo
just stay in the dance parlor and stay the HELL away from risky. Also try to gain shantae's affection
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>>267573531
Pretty sure the audio logs you refer to mention chronicle the time BEFORE Big Daddies were invented, so kind of moot.
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>>267573387
>stay a week
>live a rather peaceful easy going life
>stay 2 weeks
>live a rather peaceful easy going life FOREVER
Don't get me wrong AC is maximum comfy but I would go insane.
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>>267573630
There are quite a few from afterward too.
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MH3U.
If I have to shadow MC, I'm so fucked because I've recently been grinding G. Wroggi.
If not, I stay in the village 2 weeks, work on the farm, and them become literally invincible and fuck Guild Sweetheart and the shopkeepers every day while Cha-Cha cha-cheers me on.
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