Oh shit, /v/. You just got transported to the world of the last game you played. The only way you can get out is to survive a week.
If you want to stay, you've got to survive two weeks. After that you get MC powers.What's your game plan?
> SMT: Nocturne
Meh, nobody dies or even gets hurt. I'll be fine.
>Resident Evil 4
Great, fucking excellent.
>move to the green zone
I survive by shoving my face between a pair of sweet, sweet sweater puppies
also I marry hinata also we have sex
I'd just watch the tournament and mingle. I'd stay just to be able to hang out with Terry, get swole and try to poke Leona.
>humans seem to just get thrown in the brig and not much else
>only ones that really suffer are the posthuman races
>when it's home time you get picked up by 4 of the most dedicated soldiers in the solar system and their dog
could be worse
>Eat only fish that I'm totally sure are smaller than me
>Get big enough to eat anything
>Chill for a week
Unless it's too much like the game, in which case I'd automatically eat any smaller fish that touches me. Then I'd be fucked, since I'd end up accidentally eating everything and starving myself.
Well, since you said world, I could just be comfortably staying at my home while shit's going down somewhere in Raccoon City. I don't live near it, so it's not my problem.
>mike tyson's Punchout
Fuck. I guess I'm just gonna get beaten the fuck up by Piston Honda everyday, assuming that Von Kaiser doesn't wreck my ass first.
>7th Stand User
Have sex with Jotaro and create Jolyne
I haven't played much yet but my understanding is that there is no surviving a night. Let alone a week.
It does start off outside so if I start there I'll just leave. If I spawn inside... well then I guess my soul is fucked. Probably masturbate or something.
>Red Orchestra 2
I ain't gonna last for SHIT
I'm fucked I guess I could just hide in a leezas city and hope to god I dont get killed by a demon or helman asshole but you never know
Forza Horizon 2. I'll just drive safe/normally on the roads I guess.
>Steal Cereza's glasses
>Pick up some random junk for a shitty weapon
>Hope to God the difficulty's set to Normal or lower so I can just run the fuck away
Just team up with Rance I'm sure nothing will go wrong.
Breath of fire 4. I should be able to last a couple weeks if I can make it to pretty much any town. Does having mc powers also mean I get the girl? Because if so fuck yes, dragon powers AND a totally sweet girlfriend.
Nah, nig. Just follow the drunk loli and chill with her. Handle your booze and you're an honorary fucktoy for her until you either choose to stay or go back a non-virgin.
You know, I actually survived a whole game once.
Online Campaign, Mamayev Kurgan.
Defending as Germans, I held off the russian advancements with my Gewehr, a Mauser C96, a PPSH, an SVT, a Mosin, and I don't even want to know how many F1 grenades dropped by those bullet-magnet commies.
Ended up getting 163 kills.
I watched so many comrades die around me, anon. And for what? Just to prolong the red army from taking over our beautiful capital? It's bullshit, anon.
It's aight. I'll just watch turtles kill everyone for weeks. Dig myself a little whole and shank everything to death from underneath.
time to go fishing i guess
Might be cool. I just gotta stay in the big settlements for two weeks and then i'll be unkillable. I'll just be knocked unconscious and sent home when a monster flattens me under its foot and rips me limb from limb with its jaws.
Plus i'll get to fuck the Guild Sweetheart every time I return from hunting so that's a big bonus.
Alien Isolation. Just 2 weeks till I finally have a xenomorph gf.
I actually watched Alien for the first time the other day. That shit was fucking scary, even if I could tell where the "jumps" would be. A good atmosphere doesn't get enough appreciation.
Well I could probably survive, no need to eat or sleep...if I end up at Firelink I can hang there, Undead Asylum I'd be in trouble against the demon...Assuming I dont go Hollow in 1 week.
>tfw no mods for this to be an in game model yet
> If you want to stay, you've got to survive two weeks. After that you get MC powers.
Who is the main character of Smash Brothers?
>Any server other than baystation
I probably won't make it more than two hours.
Just two weeks till you become a kind of above average engineer that has full knowledge of ship's inner workings. Oh and awkward knowledge about how to hold guns and other shit.
Status: so dead
I guess I could try and do errand jobs just to make enough to eat and then loaf around the rookie village for a week but fuck me rookies die everyday.
>tfw no model extractions for SFM yet
>still no 3D hot alien-on-woman sex animated in as many kinky ways possible
>Silent Hill 3
>just a few hours earlier i could have been in Dream land
>TWO WEEKS ON THE SEVASTAPOL
Dark Souls 2.... well fuck, if I can sprint to Majula I'll be fine until some Chosen undead comes to slap my shit, so I'd be best pretend to be a helpful NPC and say some things and then repeat the same line. If I'm lucky I'll survive 2 weeks, become a CHOSEN UNDEAD and then be technically immortal as long as I farm dem effigys, might try and uncover Seaths archive if it still exists and spend my immortality down there.
Just ask one of the friendly average joes for help.
>no red mage
Time to finally live the dream and fug literal semen demons
Runescape, I really like the world, and if I don't go doing stupid shit, most of the cities are just peaceful little towns. Would probably hang out near the dessert, since those tan bitches really turn me on.
Cursed one? Or Cursed undead? Fuck, I haven't watched the intro in forever. I know you're called Cursed undead by alot of folks, but that might just be more of an observation than title.
>literal semen demons
wrong picture anon
Then why don't you just take them back?
I guess I just have to sleep with an eye open.
>ñiterally the AI in charge of the ship can no longer do shit cause it recognizes it's authority was revoked once it was purchased through fucking paypal
You would have to find and seal a whole are of the station for youself to even stand a chance.
>implying you won't end up dead cause you decided not to eat breadsticks
Fuck that shit. If I got thrust into that world first thing I'd do is go to japan and get my hands on a stand arrow. If I can't have a stand, why the fuck should I even bother to continue to live?
I'm sorry to ruin your dreams Anon but...
Winter is coming.
It would be wiser to get the fuck out of New Meridian altogether.
But do you fuck lolis to save the world?
>implying I don't eat breakfast first thing in the morning before forest adventures
You're missing out. Get t from the german main website.
Dark Souls. I would just stay near Firelink, I'd be very patient and I wouldn't attempt to fight most enemies. I wouldn't even fight the Gargoyles until I was level 30 and had at least 2 Estus flask upgrades.
I would try to survive the 2 weeks so I could stay.
>Fire Emblem: PoR
As long as I have Ike by my side I'll be all good.
>tfw you'll never be bros with ike
Is getting to be Norman Reedus really a super powers...?
>XCOM Enemy Unknown
HOLY SHIT DONT PICK ME TO GO ON A MISSION
That's fine I'll just go fishing with muh waifu.
It's even worse if you don't go first anon.
At least if they pick you first you have a chance to survive and grow stronger.
Do you really want to go in as a replacement for the fucking sniper level 99 on a crash landing mission?
NV for me? Nice. I already memorized the speech checks. Speech check everyone, get free shit. Kill the poweder gangers and take all their shit, get a leg piece for food. Kick it in goodsprings for 1 week
Dude find artifacts, they aren't that hard to get if you already know where some are located. Sell it for a gun so you dont get robbed and just kill dogs for meat. You can trade the paws for money as well as trade it for water. Your right though, stay in the village.
If you play Kirby and play dreamland your demons can't be nearly as bad as the other protagonist. If they are use pure fucking will power.
Stay in the beginning room for a week, drink your tears and eat the creatures. Dumbass
Get the free revolver
run like fuck and get water
Hack a turret camp by the fucking turret
or if you cant hack go to a room and lock the door while sleeping with the revolver.
I cannot fucking stress it enough.
FIND THE FUCKING PILLAR OF AUTUMN!
RUN TO THAT MOTHER FUCKER!
1 WEEK IN SPACE DOING NOTHING!
>naruto storm revolution
Do I get to choose which character's powers I take on, or do I get all of them? It shouldn't be too hard to live for two weeks, it's pretty peaceful all things considered.
diablo 2: lod
spend two weeks drinking across acts and try to sleep with all the female characters (except atma and malah). get my hammerdin powers after!
Look on the bright side, if you survive for two weeks you become Rance.
Bioshock is like kind of the only universe you can get MC powers without being MC. Just have to find a little sister or some spare plasmid lying around.
>world of tanks
Not only will I die, it'll be a fiery death, unless OP's game just lets me stay in the garage for a week (which is basically torture). Even if I miraculously survive, I'll either become a tank or just be good at driving outdated tanks.
>uninstalled because I was too scared
Embrace your death Anon and you will win.
It worked so well to the point it became a thing you could to keep splicing. Someone had to succeed in order for it to become a trend, anon.
They were a thing before the fall of rapture mate.
My point is, not only Jack can kill big daddies.
I find Reimu, and have her take me to the human village.
I can survive a week easily, assuming I can make it to either the human village, or Reimu before I get murdered by some wandering youkai.
I stay, of course.
The player is the only force capable of it, best I can recall. I've certainly never run into a basic splicer capable of the task.
>Someone had to succeed in order for it to become a trend
Splicers didn't get their first hits from preying on little girls, they got them through legitimate channels. Hell, shops were handing out plasmids like nothing. Addicts do stupid things when they need a fix.
You better hope Pheonix doesn't come visit when he's not on a case, or shit is going down.
Cool, i'll just get to hang around Akiba..
Might get randomly stripped by some random dude but I can live with that.
So do this dude's plan.
Also possible stuffing my face into Palutena or Samus.
>Implying you can't fuck up slow retarded ganados with the ability to run and not move like a tank
>Implying you can't just stay out of that area and you don't have to worry about zombies at all
>raptures already has some dead big daddies once you get there
>you can get killed as Atlas aka the ultimate big daddy
But once the Fall started they started praying on Little Sisters.
Multiple splicers working together can take down a Big Daddy. What do you think is gonna happen to you afterward if you help them? It's every man for himself down there, always has been. You'd end up killed by splicers if the Daddy didn't get you first.
>Pirates curse demo
just stay in the dance parlor and stay the HELL away from risky. Also try to gain shantae's affection
If I have to shadow MC, I'm so fucked because I've recently been grinding G. Wroggi.
If not, I stay in the village 2 weeks, work on the farm, and them become literally invincible and fuck Guild Sweetheart and the shopkeepers every day while Cha-Cha cha-cheers me on.