tfw, my penis can't even turn her ring finger slightly blue.
suck the dick
fuck the pussy
fuck her right in the pussy
eat the vagina
suck and fuck
fuck and suck
shit on dick
shit in pussy
shit in mouth
piss in mouth
suck the period pussy
fist the ass
fist the pussy
jumbo crayon dick
shit and piss in her hair
Can't believe there's people who don't know Kalamari Kim.
>have a fuck buddy
>have lots of sex every few days or so
>could be getting a second fuck buddy soon
I had no idea I was so charming
>not raising the stakes and having more and more fetishes inserted into the fucking
No, really, I've done choking, blindfolding, bondage, roleplay, anal, rimjobs, even let my ex finger me while she went down on me. There's nothing really left I'm into that I don't want to remain an internet fetish. But sex with the same person 24/7 just gets old unless you're a teenager and have raging hormones and are new to it all. I'm 29 now and if I've been with someone a few months I want to do more interesting things than fuck all day. Relationships built on sex just end terribly no matter how good it is.
>Go to her DeviantArt
>"Not interested in your penis" in the header
>no one on 4chan has a girlfriend LOL
A lot of us have been here since the mid-00's. We're nearing 30 and actually lead relatively normal lives. But we're still here forever.
>there are roughly an equal number of men to women on the planet
>they would all rather be with someone other than you