Have you finally accepted Ms. Fortune into your heart, /v/?
And this is why nobody ever takes Skullgirls seriously.
So hey who do you main? I usually do a fortune/fukua team or a squiggly/parasoul team
I want Beowulf to impregnate me and beat me with his chair while he fucks me.
I want to be double teamed by beowulf and kanji as they do chair shots at each other
She's prepubescent and not at all sexualized. She's also essentially a robot.
>>not knowing shit about fighting games
I never mentioned anything aside from the gameplay being shit.
Which it was when people were just spamming the same combo's over and over.
Bots are bullshit. Just go online, or play with friends, expect to get fucking wrecked all the time, and deal with it the hard way. Train with buddies, train hard. that's how it works.
Guacamelee is closer to DMC than any fighting game.
UMVC3's system is pretty easy to get into and all the excessive hype around it will help you get through those months where you're just utter shit and want to give up.
Play against humans though, playing against bots makes you lose half the fun.
I rarely come in SG threads because lobbies are rare but I do play the game when a lobby shows up and I'm in
Actually I came in here to see if anyone was going to mention the update with replays but I see that's not happening.
That's okay though, keep shitposting.
But I have no friends who play that sort of games...
And hate online day by day more and more >.>
But oh well, guess some genres aren't really supposed to be played alone.
If you've got no one to play locally with and don't want to go online, there's pretty much no reason to even bother trying to get into fighting games. It really isn't anywhere near as fun against bots.
Replays work fairly well
Then I tried replays with random effects, like Peacock's item drops, and it fucks it up since it just saved the inputs and not the random outcomes
Also holy shit, Malk is 5 years old
Why is this so hard?
Are you rusing?
god they didn't even change the name
>Eliza's story is about how she fails at making friends
>comes to the corrupt wish-granting dark power
>it goes FUCK YOU
That's how you know you're a fucking failure.
>Mike Z always wanted to make a fighting game
>Literally nobody but waifufags play it
>Alex Ahad is too busy making more OC donut steels instead of working on finishing Skullgirls lore and story
I legit feel sorry for these guys
And no limbs either
and mentally insane
not like that will stop him
Well, I've always wondered what you'd get if you mixed up reddit, tumblr and youtube comments together.
I AM GOING TO KILL MYSELF OVER THIS !!
Skullgirls threads got all kinds of weird, what with the complete lack of lobbies and anything but discussion, not even waifu discussion
also the non-stop complaining from some
I'd suggest a break from threads, or a lobby, but I can't say these threads aren't interesting in their absurdity
aight, serious question
How do I fucking learn how to play with three characters ? I haven't played any other tag-based fighter before, and having a single character on screen seems like a disadvantage.
How do I skullgirls ?
having a single character nets you more health, having more gets you less health, but you have the advantage of having retarded assists.
Want my suggestion, play your character and get napalm pillar on parasoul. You don't have to know anything about her, just get napalm pillar and if anyone as much as looks at you mash that button because fuck napalm pillar players
Well you have to learn each character by itself obviously, then find assists that work for you and learn how to use each other character's assists with each character for your own advantage
then she'd only have two tiny laser emitters and no magical eye portals
Dem sexy claws. I want her to (gently)rake me with those
Imagine her starting off by scatching her ears in please. As you do, she begins to gently scratch your back with her claws. You then begin to caress her while slowly moving your hands closer to her hips.
Skullgirls audience in a nutshell
There is a distinct lack of thighs in this thread.
Let me fix that.
>So much for your hat
The pun has existed for a very long time and has probably been created independently on many occasions. It's one of those things where it's so common it's not considered "stealing".
Filia is the fullest
I think it may have been what people call a "joke"
then again you never know with people
Who else mains Cerebella here?
Is she viable at higher level play? I think I'm finally starting to get good with her, but I'm getting a bad feeling she's easy to play for a reason.
She's one of the best in the game. Mike Z wouldn't have it otherwise.
I mean she's a 16 year old schoolgirl that woke up with no memory and a parasite as hair, I think she has a right to be a little wimpy
Then why is she always so pissed and basically the opposite of her ingame self in all of the art?
because tsundere? nigga i don't know just keep posting pics
Fool, you better provide an argument for the pics!
It's more enjotable that way.
Sometimes I think Skullgirls is overengineered.
For instance I like using Fortune as a rushdown and pressure character but then there's all the stuff you have to deal with her head that falls outside that archetype.
If I could just stick to using her rekkas then I'd probably be solid but instead I only feel like I'm using half of a character.
maybe she's always pissed because fukua's encroaching on her thickness territory
If only Fukua wasn't randomly made up over a year later and was canon. Fuck L0 for not allowing her that.
>waifu was put on autosage because that certain someone went too far with the claim bullshit
Filia and Valentine. Everyone else is 2slow4me
Always stick your dick in dark crazy.
I wish could Filia up with my love
I wish I could fill up her butthole with my cum.
I'll Fukuap if you try m8
sonic a shit
I think it's time we switch gears to
the real booty
All girls are gud
One artist has, but it's futa.
And everything else, too
they're just really grabbable I guess
nope. i'd reinstall to pick up eliza while she's still free, her story is really worth the playthrough.
well that explains why she's always uncomfortable/uncaring, neat
The wish that keeps Annie a little girl keeps her from swearing. I think anon assumed that it would keep her from being sexually active, as well as enjoying some other adult functions and activities.
I've fallen for Filia and want to be drinking buddies with Samson
that feel when best friend and bae don't have a symbiotic relationship