You are forced to live as the last character you played as for an entire year. You have to stay in the same universe they're from.
How fucked are ya?
>Chie Satonaka P4A
I get big juicy Protag dick every day
>living as a bird waifu
I am perfectly fine with being thrown into walls.
Well shit. Not into the idea of being kidnapped
or worseby Bowser every so often.
Richard Juggler, my NBA2K player. Sounds alright to me.
R.O.B. the robot.
So essentially I live a year in our universe, in some one's attic, with my consciousness trapped in a forgotten children's toy that probably doesn't have any batteries.
So essentially trapped in a living hell, unable to move, with only my thoughts to keep me company. Sounds like fun, what could go wrong?
perma pool party, fuck yeah
Well, I end up becoming a Mega Mam, but no one can fuck with me.
Could be fun. I guess.
I'll just stay in the sewer if things get fishy
My answer is actually Captain Falcon.
No problem with that. Being an F-Zero racer sounds fun as fuck. Better to die in a nasty F-Zero explosion than to die being the loser piece of shit I am in real life, right?
> Fatass rich guy with multi-million dollar microgame corporation.
That still lives in a shitty house in the outskirts
> Supernatural strength.
> Pretty cool place to live nearby (Diamond City).
> Farts all the time and no one seems to bat an eye.
> Cool bike and car.
> Only negative side: Probably won't go on adventures and treasure hunting any time soon.
Eh, I'm kinda alright with this.
hopefully they only kill me i.stead of sellimg my soul to thedrak gos
>XCOM Enemy Within with Long War
I'm supposed to manage everything that goes around as well as make sure my soldiers stay alive in that clusterfuck. Either I emerge a genius or I don't emerge at all.
Something I've always found really inspiring about the good Capn' is that he's canonically 37 years old. When most people are on the slow decline, He's still in the prime of his life and kicking ass every day.
Theres hope for us yet anon!
>last game I played was One Finger Death Punch
I don't even know how that would work.
>Last game played.
If what I'm playing right this second counts, then oh fucking no.
Hey you get to go on cool buddy cop adventures with best girl
>Crusader Kings 2
On the plus side, I have a 19 year old genius italian wife
On the downside, my liege started a war with me to take my shit
I think I can make it through the year though
>How fucked are ya?
some pretty mutual fucking is about to go down
What does Dan even do in his offtime?
Eat lots of ramen? Wait for people to join his Dojo?
Can we do second last played? I just wanted to show a Bowser Main who's Final Destination this belongs too.
Never thought of it that way. What a grade A badass. God damn.
I'm also not THAT bad. I just like to play along with the NEET loser shtick on /v/. I'm in college cruising through a pretty average life.
Would be nice to really be motivated and excited about something, though. I'll keep the Captain in mind. There's gotta be something out there worthwhile!
Have a wallpaper.
You better not tell me fatty, tits mcgee, clobberbitch, or the big pussy is best girl
Could be worse, i'd just take a years shore leave and party it up in the galaxy.
Well at least I can't die, but I will wind up killing everyone I know for no reason which is unfortunate
Just tried out Dark Pit for the first time in training.
Things are looking up.
>rip and tear psychopath aligned with caesar
Could be.. Interesting?
This sounds really boring
>Shitty coworker who does nothing but make life more difficult
>Have to slave away on a different planet filled with monsters for minimum wage
>Have a family to support on said minimum wage
>Lack of gratitude from said family, despite everything I do
A-at least I have a wife to fuck when I come home from work, I guess.
>I get to live as my waifu for a year
all the naughty things I would do...
But surviving is gonna be tough. Odds are I won't make it.
>a year of being the cancer killing Marvel
Fuck, I'm Lucina
Better go back in time and stop my dad from ruining my life