>anyone waiting for Smash could die any second

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>>266294821
>Your average North Korean citizen will most likely never play Super Smash Brothers for the 3DS and WiiU

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>tfw death is no longer scary
>every waking minute I fear I will be fucking someone who is not black, man or woman
>somehow i never had this fear before

Who thinks like this?

Aside from you and I

Why the fuck would you say that?

I'm so scared now.

>>266295304
>Get on subway this morning for work
>Every person who moves behind me is a potential assassin
>Every step I take could result in a fatal fall
>Billboards are looking mighty fragile today
>Is that rain? Oh god, I'm going to be struck by lightning

And that's my I'm sitting here in my sterile hazmat/ bearsuit, browsing /v/ from behind 50 proxies with a shotgun taped under my desk and a sharpened axe within reachable distance.

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>there are people who will die waiting for Smash tonight

When I was driving home from work today there was a really bad car accident on the side of the road.

I saw a kid lying in the road and there was what looked like a 3DS next to him. He was probably so excited for Smash.

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>>266296063

>>266296063
rip in peace.

>>266296063
he died from a headshot to the chest

>>266294821
>>266296276
STANDING

>>266295083
>every waking minute I fear I will be fucking someone who is not black, man or woman

what?

>>266296772
ON THE EDGE