Since female nudity in games is no longer a big deal, when will

>>266240429

It's an edit, in the previous strip he boasted he likes his women like his videogames. The joke is Erin is hiding in his fridge to keep making such witticisms.

The edit added bruising to make it look like she's been forcibly imprisoned in there, or something.

>>266240819

the bruises are 'frostbite'. no edit

>>266240429
GTA V had full frontal nudity and no one gave a shit. Hopefully that's a sign that we are moving forward.

>>266240819
nope it's real
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/comicsandcosplay/comics/critical-miss/12192-More-Gaming-Pick-Up-Lines

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>>266240429

>>266241318
I don't get it.

>>266242473
We made up a chick when there was already a chick

It ignores that we had to make up a chick for the game

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1. Women don't play games
2. Even if they did play games Women don't get turned on by polygon dongs because their brains require different sexual stimulus than men
3.even if videogames had nude men women still wouldn't buy them

>>266242654
well thats not funny, its not funny at all

We need more porn of her.

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>>266242756
Who said anything about those hags?

I want that sweet male frontal-nudity all for me.

>>266240986
GTA IV the lost and damned did too

>>266243003
>>266242473
>>266242654

It's fairly funny. They're bashing themselves because they also made up a girl that shares all of their viewpoints.

>>266243003

Yea, KISS statement applies here. She's thinking way too far ahead.

>>266243060

Are they many games with full front female nudity? Except for porn games I have a hard time thinking of some.

>>266242756
>Nudity should only be for arousal.
I just want to finally feel immersed when I play a game.

>>266243604
so you have to be hard to play games?

>>266241318
oh now i get it, they think we did what they did.

>>266240429
When it sells copies

>>266243832
No. I'm saying I want to play as a nude character so I feel immersed.
Of course, an erection feature is always welcome.

>>266240429
wheres the joke

>>266243562
LA Noire

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female mammary glands =/= male reproductive organ

>>266240429
You're now aware there're more visible penises on video games than vaginas.

>>266240819
I almost thought this was a Green Lantern fridge reference. So I gather she's jealous? This tangent is just creepy.

>>266243352
I think they missed the point of Vivian entirely. She's ironic because she symbolically stands for apathy towards game politics while being the product of that very thing. Her character is indifferent to message oriented characters, games and symbols while being one herself. She's more representative of pure hedonistic, escapism and her gender is incidental.
She cannot be a mouth piece on specific issues because that's inherently contradictory to the character. Erin on the other hand is precisely what they think she is. She's a female prop for 2 men to voice their opinions through. I don't think that matters in discussion so long as they don't try to leverage the character's gender in an argument.

>>266241318

dobson "apology" for not getting the point of Vivian was better

>>266246308
plz post

>>266245825
but theres a lot of titties dude
they got more to show than just a vagina man

>>266245825
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in a video game.

>>266247512
GTA 4

>>266241318
I giggled

>>266247574
GTA V also

>>266241318
>stupid niggers ignoring every women and minority using #notyourshield

I haven't even kept up with GG for awhile and even I know that's bullshit.

Outlast had several dicks too

>>266242473
They're bashing themselves and /v/ for making a girl that agrees with their view points

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I guess he's done commenting on that now. But he's an idiot so I give him a week until he does it again.

>>266247947
It had a guys that hates dicks, and wants to cut them all off.

>>266240429
>female nudity in games is no longer a big deal,
wut?
I have seen several dongs now in videogames, but still no spread vagoo, so nope, you liar.

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>>266248230
Post them dongs, son.

>>266248218
Damn, he is such a fucking whiny bitch.

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EA made giant Satan dong in Dantes: Inferno this amongst other things like decent art direction & gameplay makes me want to pick up one from the bin.

>>266248536
of course he is, he is balding and he still haven't matured into an adult yet.

>>266242756
>Women don't play games
>shows statistics from console for manchildren to "prove" his point

Women play games.
Mobile, social etc.

Just because they didn't bought your nostalgia-franchise box doesn't mean they don't.

>>266248528
nope. But you can see them in: Manhunt, GTA Lost and damned and GTAV. there was another game, but i forgot it, because it was so shitty.

>>266248218
>PEOPLE DISAGREED WITH MY STANCE! THEY BEAT ME UP!
You just provided ammunition for the people who already hate you, Blobson.

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XXXDD

I'm not gonna fucking save this shitty comic, so deal with its origin

>>266242756

>0-12
>1%

I am fucking mad. I am outraged. Were WE really the best generation of video game players?

Us 20-25 year old fuckers that grow up from the sega Genesis up to the fucking gamecube in our teens?

Fuck these god damn free to play addicting games making new generations play shit. Video games changed from a new exploring industry to a giant greedy soulless fucking cash cow.

They found what makes money and just catered to that shit.

I really fucking hope a crash happens. But if it does happen. THE SHITTY IOS AND APPLE MARKET WOULD NOT BE AFFECTED BY A CRASH.

>>266244396
>>266243604
So go play a roguelike or text-based game.

>>266247836
>>266246308
>>266244185

It's okay, they're poking fun at themselves too. See, White Korra is exactly that which they're making fun of in the first panel. Relax.

>>266247512
Outlast

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>>266248218
Tom Preston doesn't seem to understand that there is a pretty distinct difference between self deprecating humor and using some very poor deflection tactics to try and mask one's insecurities. He tries so damn hard to prove that he doesn't give a shit that you can tell he cries himself to sleep when people make fun of him.

>>266241154

That was pretty fucking funny.

>>266249071
I don't get it. Where's the joke apart from le silly face xD?

>>266248218
>misrepresenting a fictional video game character
That isn't even half of why those comics were so stupid and made no sense. DeviantArt and Dobson's mind are worlds unto themselves.

>>266249523
>not having done that sidequest chain for the magnifying glass and that other item I can't remember

>>266249086
>all those kiddies playing nintendo consoles
Lol back when we've played text games on mainframes - we were fucking cool, the best gaming gen ever.

Nobody cares.

>>266248218
>>266249354
Why is he a blue bear?

Is he a furry?

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>>266241154
LOL

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>>266248218
>Tom Preston puts out a shitty webcoming complaining about Vivian
>within like an hour, another artist draws a comic making fun of him, and it actually has decent art

The internet is a wonderful place sometimes.

>>266251180
I want to fuck that bear

>>266251572
R63 Dobson is quite hatefuckable.

>>266240819
>The edit added bruising to make it look like she's been forcibly imprisoned in there, or something.
You are stupid. Those dark patches are indicators that she's been in the fridge for too fucking long.

>>266251162
ogm it maks sew muhc sens i mst sav dis comik 2 critizis teh destini develepers11!!

>>266242654
>We

>>266251162
that shota is cute

/ss/ with erin when

>>266240819
maybe she hided in the fridge to get a peek at his dick

>>266246308
He apologised? That seems awfully un-autistic of him.

>>266248218
Is that an actual Dobson comic? I can't believe that Dobson would make this. Has to be somebody making fun of him, right?

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>>266251162
Fix't

>>266248772
>candy crush is a real game

LOL

The amount of people in these threads going "I don't get it" is almost more shocking than the shitty comics that get posted here.

>>266252350
with those panels removed this was actually kind of funny.

>>266251162

That was pretty funny

>>266240429
I don't get it. What is this in reference to?

>>266240429
I remember when the other comic came out I said that the girl insert obviously had feelings for him and was just jealous she wasn't getting the attention. People told me I was projecting or something and that true friends do that (true friends let you fail horribly and then laugh at you).

Well, I guess that settles it, bitch was just jealous.

>>266252769
A lot of web comics have good jokes with bad timing. I wish there was more of a difficult threshold to cross when making web comics, it might make them better.

>>266245879
These people are so stodgy in their ways of thinking. They grew up with actual female oppression. We don't have this anymore, few if any modern humans age 25 and under see any real difference between men and women unless it's physical or having to deal with romantic emotion. When they heard 4chan, they immediately went into attack mode before giving any sincere thought into the many, many, ideas proposed that vivian should stand for. In the end, they'll never listen because they're "better/smarter/more understanding" people than the dregs on 4chan.

Male nudity isn't taboo. In fact I can think of more games with full frontal male nudity than full frontal female nudity.

>>266248772
>mobile / social
>games
pick one

>>266253969
there is no such thing as "actual female opression" suffrage was a scheme to massively increase the spending of the average household and move more money into the government and corporations

>>266252350
With these comics the writers never seem to realize that less is more. If you can tell the story / joke with 4 frames and 4 sentences, you're doing your job right.

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>>266253969
Its like when charities and stuff get harrassed for accepting money from porn sites and 4chan.

makes no fucking sense
>better not accept this money that might save a persons life because the people who sent it said some mean things to a girl

>>266249523
The joke is Link's Awakening having a giant trade quest chain which is overly complicated

>>266241318
ok who is this qt? is she just a cahracter? or based off a real life qt? i must know

>>266254864
I FORGOT ABOUT THIS

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU EVEN GET FROM THAT TRADE QUEST

>>266254980
If I remember well you HAD to do it to continue the story.

>>266240429
Why does she look so cute? Quality r34 White Korra where?

>>266251041
A furry with an inflated ego

>>266255208
All I remember is that it started with yoshi and at some point a bear wanted the pinapple maybe?
also
>THEIF

>>266245879
>Erin on the other hand is precisely what they think she is. She's a female prop for 2 men to voice their opinions through.

I never understood why people say this so much. Probably like 1%, maybe even less, of Critical Miss strips have anything to do with gender politics. The rest are just standard "video game was good/bad" jokes that all game comics make. Are you just not allowed to express opinions if your character is the opposite gender as you? Most books carry a message and have characters that are not like the authors, even if the message is more subtle than the average webcomic.

Really when you guys complain about Erin being a "mouthpiece" for the authors to validate their opinions, I can't help but compare it to saying something like "HOW WOULD GEORGE ORWELL KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT CENSORSHIP, HE DIDN'T REALLY LIVE IN THE FUTURE"

>>266254974
Just a character. Has a surprising amount of decent porn drawn of her. Go nuts

>>266255308
Paheal dummy

>>266248772
>For children
Can we look at facts here. If something is dominated by adults, is it really "a kid's thing"? I mean common sense would dictate that Xbox is for kids since more kids play that.

>>266252350
Wow anon actually improved it for once.

>>266255613
what's her name though

>>266255208
looked it up
you get a boomerang

fuck that shit

>>266255613
>Paheal
I hate Paheal, with sadpanda I can just unzip my dick and get to fapping; with Paheal I have to save things to my fap folder because of ridiculous quality spikes.

>>266255680
Erin I think. Try escapist too.

>>266255691
Fuck you boomerangs in Zelda are cool.

>>266255353
>ego
funny way to spell BMI

>>266248772
>upset that faggits are saying women don't play games
>accuse an entire group of completwly innocent and neutral people of being manchildren
Irony man, when will you guys learn?

>>266255774
sadpanda is for comics, paheal is for pics of obscure characters that would be hard to find otherwise

If you want to miss out on fapping to her it's your loss

>>266255680
comic is Critical Miss, character is Erin Stout

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I've yet to see a vagina in-game yet dicks have been around for some time. Not that any "journalist" will bat an eye over this. Women are entitled to masturbate over male characters, but woah, quickly censor those panty shots, Nintendo, or else someone will see Peach's panties.

>>266248218
I love how 80% of Dobson's comics are him whining about how mean the comments on his other comics are

>>266256009
Amnesia: The dark descent. That's the true horror of that game

>>266256009
vaginas are disgusting and most women don't even wash theirs

>>266256009
Yeah because girls are totally into masturbating over flaccid fat guy dicks in a bloody dilapidated jail cell. Such fanservice

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>>266256009
>Masturbating to rotting zombies

...
Okay who am I kidding? Who the fuck among you vagfags actually did that, and don't you dare back out now because I know some of you did?

>>266256009
Women don't masturbate over male dicks. Nobody wants to see dicks. They're ugly to both genders.

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>>266255974
Yes, anon, I want to fap.

>>266247424
penis=/=tits

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>>266256238

>>266256257
>Women don't masturbate over male dicks

So they masturbate over feminine dicks?

>>266256094
Now he won't have to listen to those comments since he disabled all comments on his art on deviantart.

>>266255514
>I never understood why people say this so much.

Welcome to /v/ where Zimmerman Beam gets the most reposts.

>>266247836

>having a few minorities or women on your side makes it all okay

There are some black people in the Republican party. Does that make everyone else in the party not racist?

>>266248772
>Kim Kardashian "buy things with real money" is a game
>the titles on the Wii U aren't

>>266255974
Sadpanda is a better site, though.

>>266256482
Well, /a/ had studied the science on that subject well enough already by 2008

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>>266256491
Well now he doesn't have any material.

>>266252350
I read this one first before the original. Implying that ineptitude of the development team is caused by them being broken and out of touch with normal human expectations is way better than deliberate malice.

>>266253969
Its more like they don't understand what 4chan is or how the anonymity of the internet works. People who only use social media don't understand the older origins of the internet and how games and gamers embraced an understanding of how a fantasy space and the veil of anonymity combined with the new agency of a website or game allows for endless possibilities that are totally insulated from real world consequences.
Ask a furry what the internet for and they'll tell you its a place where who you are and what you do doesn't mean anything irl. Ask a journalist or internet personality what its for and they'll tell you its a place to set up shop and promote yourself. People who want games to be more than they are and have real world impacts don't realize how inoculated the culture is to any influence.

>>266256627
It's true. Anon went to college.

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Have fun, feminists. You have deserved it.

>>266256482
Most of them don't care for dicks by themselves regardless of what they're like.

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>>266256786
Some day someone will make something that is literally just a goddamn dick mons-

>>266248218
>you will never sprinkle dobson's armpits with kisses and stroke his bald head

>>266246308
After blocking all comments on his DeviantArt page. Also, his apology was rectal-ravaged sarcasm.

>>266256517
Actually it does. In fact slavery was instituted by Africans, so pretty much the entire "civil rights" movement was a bullshit con that relied on people not knowing history.

>>266255514
Did you read the part where I said:
>I don't think that matters in discussion so long as they don't try to leverage the character's gender in an argument
My issue is with the fact that they made a shallow comparison between the two female characters when they aren't conceptually similar for the reasons I stated.

>>266256257
That is fine because vaginas are ugly as fuck too. Can we all agree that sex is pretty nasty?

>>266256998
it's not even a monster, it's a god fertility of some religion on Asia that i'm unware

>>266257297
the vagina is so acidic it LITERALLY feels alien

>>266257343
>god

Mara's a Goddess.

>>266257204
Pretty sure Arabs invented it first actually. But I don't care enough to look up which mudblood started selling other monkeys for "money".

>>266256998
I love SMT.

>>266257343
>what is hindu

>>266243562
witcher

>>266257483
Mara is a god, not a goddess, no matter what SMT tells you.

>smiling warmly at some bar slut you just nailed
Who actually does this? OMG I PUT MY PENIS INSIDE U WE TOTES BONDED I LUV U
PLS RESPOND 2 MY TXTS

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>>266257694
For a moment there, I thought we were going to figure out what a feminine dick looked like.

Like a RPG boss.

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Based Suda51.

No one posted that scene from The Lost and the Damned yet?

>>266240429
>I like my girls full of QTEs
Wait, what does THAT translate to?

>>266257697
He didn't nail her, she followed him jome to make shitty jokes.

>>266240429
if you're craving dong that bad go play Dante's Inferno

>>266243060
OH FUCK I OPENED IT

>>266257969
It's implying he likes girls to play themselves

>>266258028
He doesn't smile at the grill in the fridge, look again

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>>266256238
this guy for one jerks it zombies

>>266252350
I was going to bash you because the "less is more" edits are always shit but this one is legitimately better, good job.

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>>266256257
>he doesn't want to see dicks

What are you, stupid? Dicks are the best.

>>266243060
FUCK YOU

>>266258090
YOU FOOL, YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL!

>>266251180
>that vivian

God that it's like a thousand time better than the shitty Dobson draws.

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LMAO

>>266254619
Not really, execution is the only thing that matters, and some jokes cannot be explained in 4 frames and 4 sentences. Or sometimes it's not even jokes but a short story with a pun in it.

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>>266251180
So THAT's what this thing is.

>>266240429
It was never a taboo you fucking idiot.

>>266258770
>>266258692
>>266243060
samefag

I hate how the GAMING COMMUNITY XD is full of fedoras and neon hair bitches.

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>>266251162

>>266258956
If vivian is /v/ personified, wouldn't she do nothing but complain and never play video games?

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>>266259086
Nah m8, nah

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>Geiger's Xenomorphs are dicks
>There are pictures of female Xenomorphs

Therefor, If I masturbate to a female Xenomorph, I'm masturbating to a feminine dick.

>>266259272
>10 hours in ms paint

>>266258539
But it's better

>Still no dragon dildo edit

/v/ is dead

>>266259382
Suuure buddy. Whatever you say.

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>>266259261
>If vivian is /v/ personified

She's not. She's constantly drawn as a separate character.

The one thing she shares with /v/ is liking traps.

>>266259261
She's /v/'s ideal version of itself. If she were a realistic version of /v/, then yes.

>>266259261
vivian is a character for a vaporware
she was created by vumblr, not /v/, she isn't meant to be /v/ personified (that's still angry bald guy-tan)

>>266259708
Why is /v/ Sbake recently?

>>266259456
Why would we need to edit shit onto this dead joke, when we already have porn based on the previous comic with something of that nature?

>>266259142
Nigga that game is glorious when you play it with friends in the same room.
>Bro suggests it.
>I'm skeptical.
>Five minutes later we tore off our shirts and were yelling war cries like mad men.
It's fun.

>>266259174
>>266259883
I meant for that one

>>266259708
>that fucking edgy /v/ personification

Now i know why i never liked "angry blank character"

>>266241318
BTFO

>>266240429

You know, he doesn't even look surprised to find someone inside his fridge, his face is just "not this stupid bitch again".

>>266256009
That's one girthy dick on the right. It's unerect and it's considerably thicker than the cell bars

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No one wants nudity in games. It serves no purpose.

>>266259991
It's Big Boss you idiot.

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>>266259882
The "story" is that /v/ and Neo/v/ became indistinguishable to moot, so /v/ let moot hit him the hammer as everything was over between them. That design is called "Punished /v/".

yes it's autistic.

>>266259967
That sounds a little gay, bro.

>>266260126
some people don't change much in size when erect

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>>266248549
that game was surprisingly well done

>>266259967
You can pretend to fuck the goat

>>266255619
Oh so I guess MLP is for adults too now?

>>266260296
>QTEs
>God of War clone
>edgy as fuck
>shits all over the source material
>surprisingly well done
Fuck off

>>266260153
Then just draw Big Boss.

>>266256009
>foreskin
At least they didn't give in to the jews

Foreskin master race

>>266260450
Lurk more

>>266260425
Yes, it's for autistic adults.

>>266242654
>We

Speak for yourself faggot.

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>>266260429

>>266260296
Surprisingly mediocre you mean

>>266260564
I've seen enough not to like that stupid OC.

Doesn't helt the whole "/v/ is not one person" thing.

>>266259358
Everything is dicks to Giger.

>>266260905
One summer is nowhere near ''enough''.

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>>266259708
>>266259787
Why is this allowed ?
I've been banned twice already for asking people not to post tumblr drawings in videogames threads.
I know, this is not video games either but this thread was always destined for shitposting.
>implying i won't get banned for this

>>266260292
It's also as big as his fucking wrist though

>>266261097
You might not. All you're doing is voicing your opinion of "this thread is shitpost central"

>>266261097
not even mods like the teachers pet

lurk faggot

>>266248851
>>266248218

and /v/ still doesn't understand that Dobson is a parody of himself at this point.

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>>266249354
Its not even that. That persona is what feeds him. The more he acts like a retard, the more controversy he stirs, and with that he manages to stay relevant. He might not even mean what he says in the comics, being a faggot is what he does to earn his beans, he's a showman.

>>266260225
I like it. I like the comics, the autostic fanfiction that they are.

>>266247512
rust

>>266251041
People kept pointing out that he draws himself with way more hair on his head than he actually has, so he went all whiny overboard and drew himself as a blue bear as a way of saying, "I can draw myself however I want!"

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>>266242756
>3.even if videogames had nude men women still wouldn't buy them
Who cares about women. I want those nude men in vidya.

>>266256009
You must know literally nothing about women if you think limp zombie prison dick is going to get any normal woman to masturbate

Its a bird, its a plane, no, its my 6

>>266248218
He's channeling his butthurt into his drawing and slowly getting better it seems.

>>266262651
your 5 digits of man

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>>266256257
>Nobody wants to see dicks. They're ugly to both genders.
No, dicks are beautiful and I want them. All of them.
A Pokemon-like game where you gotta catch 'em all would be nice.

>Mfw /v/ tries to act like "VIVIAN JUST LIKES VIDEO GAMES GUYS" instead of her entire purpose being to counter feminism.

>>266243060
What's funny behind this pic is that he's not actually taking a bite in the donut.

Creeps me to no end.

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>>266262353
>tfw non-hetero men are less than 70% of the vidya market targets
>less than 95% if we're talking about mainstream casual shit
If we're going to get it, it will be some tiny indie with tiny budget and thus mediocre graphics.
And slavs are sexually plebs and children, so no slav magic here.

>>266262892
I would play that game. Just surround myself with dicks while minmaxing the dicks I like to use.
Sounds comfy as fuck

>>266240429
>kyle rayner getting a snack.jpg

>>266262896
>counter feminism.
/v/ likes feminists now, they funded their kikestarter.

>>266263308
>/v/ did

nope, just the influx of summerfags

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>>266262896
>counter feminism by delivering exactly what real feminism is all about

That's some deep shit there.

>>266263443
Oh come on, that's a weak excuse.

>>266263503
Welcome to political activism run by fucking college kids.

>>266263503
But the thing is, it's not even a fucking issue. So going along with it in the first place is fucking stupid. /v/ should have just fucking ignored it all to begin with.

>>266263308
No, /v/ just hates feminism so much that they support feminists who disagree with the first feminist they hated.

>>266263617
>it's not even a fucking issue
Atheism + says hi.

>>266263545
what excuse? 4chan is hardly a secret place and chanology faggotry lures more people in.

They came, they followed their SJW hype train, did their shit and when winter came they left.

Thats all there is to it. After that its busyness as usual.

>>266258090
>>266258692
>>266262967
You will only be saved if you say AWAKEN MY MASTERS

>>266251180
i want to fuck that bear

>>266256517
>Makes it all okay
There was nothing to make okay, because nothing wrong was done in the first place. The hashtag exists to combat claims of "No one could ever be on your side because you're you're lonely white guys who are offended by minorities and women."

>>266258547
I've already fapped 5 times to day but I will have to do again just because of you anon. Was that your intention? Are you happy with the outcome, faggot?

>>266240429
because feminists will always see male nudity as them being raped

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>>266263503
Do you know that episode of spiderman where a different hero goes and steals spiderman's deeds so that spiderman couldn't be the hero anymore, thus making him go depressed and quit heroics completely? And then that guy starts robbing banks.

Basically that. Do what feminists want to do for real, because the spastic modern manhaters that call themselves feminists nowadays just won't. It would both achieve making them completely pissed and also remove them of purpose, and frankly more women in vidya = more waifus and faps.

Or at least that was the plan, but we all know there's no organized effort in this place.

It was funny to watch /v/ last month.

>>266263704
I love the faggots that complain about Atheism+ while also ignoring the rise of New Atheism as a movement to make Atheists appear to be blithering, racist retards. Faggots like Dawkins, Sam Harris, Christopher Hitchens etc who have all gone far off the deep end while dragging Atheists with them. You can't argue against Atheism+ if you are not willing to argue against New Atheism as well.

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>>266251572
>>266251572
>>266263916

>>266259261
She was meant to be a woman that loves games more than industry demonizing social movements from people who want to appear important.

>>266264204
>racist
Excuse me what?
Religion isn't a race.

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>>266263914
AWAKEN MY AVASTERS

>>266264204
>Dawkins
>Not based as fuck
He got raped in school and he's all like "its no big deal".

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LOL

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>>266261097
The mods are pretty spotty on bans. I got banned for posting tolberone Lighting in a FF13 thread when there was actual porn posted.

>>266264363
Calling someone a Raciest is how Politically Correct people call each other faggots now

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>>266259358
>not masturbating to those sexy lips of male xenomorphs
lol what are you, a fucking faggot

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lol

>>266263868
If you seriously believe all the shit that happened last month was because of summerfags then your extremely delusional.

>>266264712
Not this again, please.

>>266264687
But he achieved his dream. That's an American flag on the ship.

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>>266258956

>>266264842
Then lets shut the fuck up about it

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I thought Dobson stopped using the blue bear and started using a nerdy woman with her friend skrillex-hair lesbian?

>>266264842
This is what /v/ is now.

>>266263914
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

WHAMMU!

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>>266240429
What? You mean seeing the occasional titty in the easten european games? Because men have been shirtless in games since the 80s.

You'll get dongs when I get horribly rendered bearded axe wounds.

>>266264923
Oh he still does that, he just goes back into blue bear mode when someone insults his work. Remember the Dobson cycle, one comic making a joke, three comics defending himself from criticism by calling his critics evil, three more comics just to apologize for the last three.

>>266264917
This logic is stupid because if /v/ really believed that they wouldn't have the right to complain about anything.

Didn't like Mass Effect 3? Why don't you go make your own AAA Space Opera trilogy with an ending more to your liking, faggot.

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>>266264917
the same people that brought me dynasty warriors made tokimeki memorial. at least arino made it fun to watch.

>>266265126
if enough people were willing to pay for it they would cater to the sjw needs. unfortunately they don't actually buy games

>>266265126
Criticizing something for being terrible isn't the same as criticizing something for not fitting your political views.

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can you spot the

loss

>>266265323
Both are matters of opinion

>>266265126
Apples and oranges. Criticizing something based on your personal opinion and taste is different than claiming structural racism/bigotry/etc and demand to change everything according to your personal worldview. Also: It's never about gameplay for these people but representation and other idiotic ideas.

>>266265126
Criticizing content and quality are two different things.
One is "This game is poorly written, despite being based on choices, across three games, your ending amounts to a vague change depending on one final choice and nothing else."
The other is "I don't like that this game is set in space."

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>>266263914
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM

>>266265457
Not fully, there is a standard to reach in writing and gameplay. Political content has no standards.

>>266264417
>Edgelord Fedorafag follows Dawkins
I should've known. I grew out out of that phase back in Highschool.

>>266264552
>filename not Xenomorph's Bizarre Adventure

>>266265437
>rageman
>fleshmen
>secret
what the fuck

>>266265540
>>266265625
>>266265550
>>266265323
None of you fags have ever read movie reviews in your life, have you.

>>266265763
Hello Mr.goalpost, why are you over there now?
Movies aren't games genius.

>>266265612
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sblR0eIRW-I

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>>266248549
>game has extras with a few dev diaries
>they have one entirely dedicates to Satan's dong and they developed the perfect dong flapping algorithm and how the system is dynamic, meaning they could make his dong any size and girth
>they proceed to show you several different dong settings
>that one where it drags on the ground even when he flies

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>>266264908
Has your country landed on any celestial body? Oh wait, only the USA has successfully conducted a manned missions to the moon.

:^)

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>>266251162

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>>266265881
Here's an artists recreation of you missing the point.

>>266265763
Well, we might agree that art critics in general tend to be a waste of space and oxygen. But games have mechanics which can criticized more objectively than the content of a movie or a book.

>>266266050
Maybe I would have gotten it if you weren't making an argument for something nobody was discussing.

>>266265763
Yes, they usually don't amount to complaining that a movie doesn't offer exactly what they want. See the difference between criticism and an opinion is that a critic understands what makes something GOOD. There is a definition for what good camera work entails. The things SJWs complain about aren't related to the quality, they complain that something exists that doesn't exist to be enjoyed by them.

Also movies aren't games, our critics and industry share a different relationship than even Ebert shared with big budget hollywood.

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>>266265437
>read
>top
>suicide

>>266264496
You got banned for that? I was going to post the same thing, but youndid it first.

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>>266266032

>>266266315
Yeah, I even spoiler'd it.

>>266266173
>But games have mechanics which can criticized more objectively than the content of a movie or a book.

You're literally autistic if you think anything can be truly objectively criticized. Let's take for example fighting games: A person new to fighting games is going to have an entirely different experience compared to a veteran especially in regards to advanced mechanics they may find. And you know what? Both OPINIONS can be valid, and if you noticed preference for fighting games can vary wildly among pros. The only people that claim games can truly be objectively criticized are autistic, inbred faggots.

>>266266228
>There is a definition for what good camera work entails
David Lynch. Or any film that eschews normal camera 'rules' employed by hollywood films such as the 180 degree rule. You're fucking stupid.

>>266266224
It's an argument that NEEDS TO BE MADE because people are so fucking stupid that they think games have objective elements. If it was true, then you wouldn't have faggots disagreeing about DmC being bad or Brawl being shit.

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I want to mindbreak White Chocolate Korra

>>266241318
The irony slash joke is that the comic is written by two pussywhipped betamales

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>>266265437
>suicide
>scum
>malice

>>266251162
>>266252350
Both made me laugh.

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>>266262892
>>266263181

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>>266267043
>>266265437
>kiss
>suicide
>scum

>>266251180
That was the most ridicoulus thing about the comic
The joke was almost-completely unrelated to the premise
When asked what was the joke, Dobson actually pointed out it was the pun

>>266265437
enigma
pee
meme

>>266265437
Wisdom, men, stalker.
What does it mean?

>>266243562
mortal online has long johnsons, tits and hairy bushes

>>266265437
>sin
>cut
>leave

Apparently I'm an edgefag.

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>>266266804
>B-but it's all relative, anon.
>And also fuck you.
Hmm, I see.

>>266267348

It means GET OUT OF HERE STALKER

>>266267348
You're secretelly a homo.

A homo that likes intelligent men.

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>>266267367
forgot pic

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>>266267170
A-anon I...

>>266267485
>implying secretly

>>266262892

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>>266265437
>crush
>fool
>heart

what does it mean?

>>266267348
You're too smart for women therefore you stalk and prey on men. You ragging faggot.

>>266266239
>suicide
>kiss
>pee

>>266266804
ME3's ending was objectively bad. It was inconsistent in respect to the narritave, it had no gameplay, and went against the promises of the devs. Objectively, it was bad.

>>266267348
You stalk wizards

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>>266265437
>secret kiss kick
I'm okay with this.

>>266267348
MAGE HUNTER

It's already in every game that's western.

Did you think taboo meant, "politically incorrect"

>>266251180
Tom is a fucktard but so is the guy that wrote this implying the value of Vivian as a character is higher than that of being a symbol of this fucktarded "movement".

>>266267529
that's the ugliest dick I have very seen

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>>266265437
>secret
>naked
>passion

>>266265437
>NTR
>OMG
>Enigma

:(

>>266265437
>pee
>ass
>pog

>>266266804
There are objective things.
Plot holes, retconing, bugs, inconsistent writing, bad controls...
Most things in vidya are subjective and asking for a objective review is stupid, but so is saying that everything is subjective.

>>266267726
It's a video game character. That's it. That's all vivian is.

>>266265437
>Crush
>Fool
>Pee
wut

>>266267726
All the second comic said is that Vivian is an actual video game character (which she is, or at least will be soon).

>>266265437
>>266265437
enigma
none
naked

I have no idea what it means

>>266251180
Are there people who actually read and enjoy this hack?

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>>266265437
man-rage-lust

seems about right.

>>266267927
Well you're naked and the enigma is why you have nothing between your legs.

>>266267919
You're obliterating idiots and pissing on their dead bodies. You are so metal, anon.

>>266255691
Wrong, In Link's Awakening, the final "dungeon" is just the same repeating four-exit room, a la Lost Woods. The only way to know which way to go was completing the trade chain and reading a book with the directions.

Or buy a mag or strategy guide that had it.

>>266267906
>>266267920
She is but neither /v/ nor people outside of it give the slightest shit about the game or even know about it as well as they do about generally why she was made and what she stands for on this community and this gg shit in general.

The argument made there is absolutely fucking moronic.

>>266265437
lust
fool
leave

hehe

>>266267618
No, it wasn't objectively bad. I fucking hated the ending too, but you absolutely cannot claim it is objectively bad. When you claim something is objectively bad like that, you're putting a big, flashing neon sign on you that says 'I am a fucking retard and have no clue how to properly analyze things outside of calling it objectively bad, please ignore my opinion'.

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>>266267938
People enjoy mocking him, and I guess he's friends with Movieblob or something.

>>266267927
There is nothing enigmatic about you anon, you can strip naked and nothing would be surprising because you apparently don't hide shit. You're boring, anon.

>>266268006
so I'm a girl now? cool

>>266268104
What, the argument that this is what the character is? Well, vivian IS that, it doesn't matter what the character is perceived as, it IS that and if anyone would take two seconds to look, they would find that Vivian is just a fucking video game character.

>>266268104
What is the argument being made, other than that Tom Preston is an asshole?

>>266268187
Please, counter my points then other than your standard "Nothing is objective" bullshit.

>>266268187
And you are a fucktard that doesn't even understand what the word means while pretending that you totally do with an air of false superiority. Not to mention you're completely incapable of grasping how language works in general.

>>266267852
>Plot holes,
Subjective, you may of missed shit that filled in a plot hole. See: Dark Souls

> retconing
Subjective, not all retconning is bad. See: the original Sherlock Holmes series of books.

>bugs
Subjective, provided they don't crash the game. See: fighting games

>inconsistent writing
Subjective, could be intentional or you missed something. See: Dark Souls, Deadly Premonition

>bad controls
Subjective. Fighting games are non-intuitive to new players, but are fine for vets. Could be seen as bad.

>>266268321
The argument that she is not a mascot when in every sense she is, with her being a vidya character being nothing more than a secondary function that nobody gives a shit about and not something she is relevant for at all.

>>266245879
>So I gather she's jealous?
No, she's desperate for attention and thinks she's being funny. The idea is that she's an autistic gamer girl and thus doesn't know when to drop something or when a joke is way past dead and when she's just being annoying in her attempts at getting approval and attention from her peers.

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>>266265437
>no crush fool

>>266268435
>you may have missed
If a plot hole has nothing to fill it, it is objectively bad
>not all retconning is bad
Yes, it is. Especially so when it is sloppoily done
>subjective, provided they don't crash the game
All bugs are bad. Quirks of the engine aren't bugs, they are "Features".
>inconsistent writing could be intentional or you missed something
If it is intentional, then you are intentionally writing poorly. f the player missed something, then it IS subjectiv3e but what if there is nothing to miss?
>bad controls
Objective. There are certain control setups that would make sense to neither vets nor newcomers.

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>>266268435
>may of

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>>266240429
I want to fuck Erin.

>>266268694
Jesus christ fuck this tiny keyboard.

>>266240429
But I've yet to see a vagina in games. If you're talking about breasts, than men actually spend more time baste chested than ladies in fiction. Ass is about 50/50. But if you want a guy to show some penis, you gotta show some vag. It's only fair.

>>266267852
>>266268694

>retconning is always bad

>muh pure perfect canon

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>>266240429
Why is 'Erin Stout' literally just Ema Skye?