>Play on Counterstrike server >One guy makes fun of another

im 100% like this with my friends, sometimes a little less homoerotic sometimes more

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>>265079037

Friends bust each others balls, such is the way of things. The only reason that guy was being so assholish about it was because the 'victim' allowed him to.

My friends and I were like this when we were 15.

That sounds way more intense than "ball busting". Are you sure he isn't getting bullied?

Fucking Counterstrike man, I swear

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Op you are a huge fag.

Male friendship is measured by how much you can insult one another without anyone taking offense.

I used to bully my friend and he would bully me all the time, especially in high school.

Looking back from it, it was sorta gay

>>265079037
>chubby pinoy friend
>keep calling him fat
>tell him he suck when he dies
>make sure to remind him at every possible turn that I hate pinoys

Just banter m8

>>265079418
This.

>>265079037
sounds like banter really, I'd imagine a stranger listening to some of the conversations I have with my friends while we play would think we're fucking insane

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>>265079037
>play on counterstrike server
>play on a server for a couple of weeks, kinda know some of the people that play regularly
>one of them is jewish, people make fun of this occasionally and say yenta a lot (dunno what that jew word means)
>try to have banter with him like what the other people say
>after I kill him joke
>"haha take that you fucking kike, I hope your grandma died in the ovens, hitler did nothing wrong I hope your mudskin race is holocausted you shekelstein hook nose hahahaha"
>banned from server
>people are this touchy

>DOOR STUCK

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>>265079037
>"God you SUCK, you fucking suck, suck a dick, suck a fat dick"
>>"Are you fucking kidding me? You piece of fucking shit, you're officially a fucking bitch, start sucking cocks, especially mine"

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>Playing hatfort with two buddies
>Friend gets sniped with full uber
>Other friend says "See, shit like that is the reason your Dad's dead"
>His father just died in a car accident
>I was at that funeral 5 weeks ago
>My friend is a fucking psychopath

>>265082418
>friend's wife died
>tell him he should be glad that he can fuck other women now at the funeral

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>>265079037
I try to embrace the meanness of my friends so I can become tougher, but deep down inside I sometimes still get a little sad about it. I just want some nice friends who I can be all happy with and laugh at everything, not have them suddenly be jerks to me over something we're supposed to be having fun with.

I'll never understand men, they talk shit to each other and yet they call themselves friends? Deep down they must hate each other. You'll never see this with girls.

>>265083858
>you'll never see this with girls
good one

also, you act like all guys do this, i joke around with my friends but it's usually not very mean-spirited

>>265083858
Women just do it behind each others backs while keeping the facade of being perfect friends so they don't ruin their image.

>>265083858

I have plenty of friends that happen to be girls. They all have a best friends everything is fine facade, and a passive aggressive nature when they're angry. Then they talk shit behind each others backs which makes it real.

>>265083858

No because guys can beat the fuck out of each other and still hug each other at the end of the day.

Girls are lying snakes that do everything behind their backs.

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>>265079037
I know my friends are like that. Granted we typically toggle the team chat so we don't have those problems.
Also nice taste OP

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>make new friends online because friends in real life are all in other parts of the state now
>banter out the ass
>one of them can't handle the banter and goes in little crybaby swings ALL the time
>has 100 friends and some of them gift him shit
>still hangs out with them even though he hates getting the piss taken out of him
>only runs to me when he gets bullied

Fucking queers. I called him out on it too and he went victim mode again. I swear some of the people that come here have too many fucking emotional issues.

They have a sub&dom relationship

>>265083587
What are you gay?

>not being like this with your bros
I've threatened to rape my friends eyes out over fonts before

>>265079037
I wish you were my friend

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>>265079037
>I never had friends
Male friends usually bust each others' balls when playing with each other.
Especially with mine and Smash Bros

jingo ur a fuckin faggot cunt mate i love you buddy eat shit and die

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What Does /V/ Think About Summit1G. I Think He's One Of The Best CS:GO Players And Twitch Streamers.

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>>265079037
Are you a grill?

inb4: Yes, it is quite obvious.

This behaviour is completely mutual and you made a faux pas in standing up for someone in this setting, not only in implying that someone needs standing up for and also in understanding the situation.

>poking your nose in other people's business

That's what you get, faggot. You're a loser.

Generally guys will talk shit and bust each others' balls because they know that the person on the receiving end can take it and will forgive them.

Personally I and every other guy I know acts this way. That's why nobody likes people who get offended by every little fucking thing, at every turn. They're no fun to interact with and you have to watch your interactions with them constantly so as not to set them off.

When you genuinely dislike someone you either ignore them (and/or talk shit behind their back to others about how much you can't stand them) and/or beat the shit out of them. Not saying that that's my own modus operandi but that's generally the way things work.

That being said, I gotta say it WOULD be nice if my friends would just be friendly again once in a while, but it seems like we can only be respectful when it comes to discussing business/serious personal matters. I guess that's the way shit works though.

>>265088924
Might not be a girl, might just be a hopelessly shut-in massive faggot who happens to be desperately lacking in social interaction and communication skills.

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Rag on eachother: laugh it off, grow stronger
Rag on eachother: cry, stay fragile

This is what is wrong with society today. Instead of becoming resilient by facing challenges, we avoid problems and stay weak.

Hence the "victim olympics" and SJWs.

We are becoming delicate because we won't face diversity, we'll just ask society to remove any challenges.

>>265088546
>I Think He's One Of The Best CS:GO Players
No
>And Twitch Streamers.
He's not terrible, but he's not great either.

>>265090086
oops meant "adversity" not diversity.

>>265090127
>replying to ad bots

>>265079037
Short answer from my experience: yes

>>265084491
>>265084809
>>265085096
>>265085383
God I hate women.

My friends are constantly, constantly making fun of each other.

It's fun but sometimes I wish I had a friend who would compliment me.

>Friend gets nice kill
>say "nice!/Good job!/Etc"
>I get a nice kill
>Silence

>>265090679
Why do you want compliments you attention whore

My friends and I aren't, we just crack jokes about whatever's going on. I wouldn't be offended, but I just don't understand people that get worked up over games or anything. We're just relaxing.

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>women
>into banter
>having a female in your vidya circle of friends
boy I sure do love walking on egg shells!

Get any two somewhat decent friends together and the ball busting, retarded jokes, and homosexuality flies through the roof. There is always a line but we all know how to skirt it for fun. You gotta learn to give and receive to be good buddies

>>265089989
doubt it.

Maybe if you added 100% autistic to those qualities.

>>265091279

>Can't use the word cancer around my friend when his girlfriend is on Teamspeak, because her mother died of cancer.
>It's been 12 years.
>She will flip out if someone says "That shit is just cancer."

Yeah. Girlfriends really fuck up gaming relationships.

>>265091279
Does she yell at you to suck her clit, like mine does?

>>265079037
>Jeez, are vidya friends really like that?
Are your vidya friends not like that? I mean your example is a little extreme, but it's cool because they're such good friends.
>speaking up for people in a fucking video game
He could just mute or ignore them if he really didn't like them.
>not enjoying being insulted like the little bitch you are

If you can't even call your best friend an ebola-ridden nigger, then they really aren't your best friend.

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>>265092549
>literally cant mention food or it triggers her to go into a sobbing rage and emptying out the fridge and stuffing herself with ice cream

>>265079223
This man gets it.

>>265091279
Are you guys exaggerating or do most women really can't into banter?
I play vidya with a gril who doesn't give a shit about any of that or the dumb feminist bullshit in video games.
Then again I'm not friends with very many women.

So when mexicans are yelling over the mic they're talking about dick sucking?

>>265079418
>>265079669

And then you laugh, and start over again

I had this black friend in highschool which I traded racial slurs with.
Everytime we'd meet, we'd call each other chink/nigger. I accidently did it in front of another black dude and got some shit for it, though my bud bailed me out. Most people piss around with their friends alot.

>>265084809
And they'll deny doing this kind of shit when accused.

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>>265079037

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>>265093805
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA you have to now faggot!

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>friend gets a gf
>she doesn't let him go anywhere without her persmission

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>TF2 with best friend
>My spray is a shitty picture I made for him
>Say on server how shit it is, in voice chat as a joke
>He's smothering in "No I think it's good" and other variations of it while we go full blown cutesy talk to each other IN THE FUCKING SERVER WHERE EVERYONE CAN HEAR
>It was a full fucking server
>This was a year or so ago
>Realize a few weeks ago that the server was dead silent when we started doing that
>Realize how gay it was

THIS IS THE FUTURE WE CHOOSE.

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I wish i could use "morally wrong" humor outside the internet, but irl people get super easily offendet about everything that isn't mainstream humor.

>>265079037
this is how all human beings act actually.

>>265093601
Wow, pls man. This ain't Rush Hour

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>>265085096

I can attest to this. My workplace has a significant amount of women in some places of power and even some that aren't. ALL they do is talk shit about each other behind their backs. To their and everyone else's detriment.

It has actually fucked out department because the guys just work together and rarely give a fuck. They attack themselves and everyone around them like rabid dogs when they feel it deems necessary to their whim.

It's hell on earth.

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>>265094290
It's only getting worse. The cleansing can't come sooner.

>>265094603
reminds me of that long-ass image about a woman who founded a woman's-only TV writing station and how everything goes to shit

If you can jokingly call your friend vicious racial slurs and vice versa then you got a bro for life.

>>265093432
In my experience most women can't into banter at all and take everything extremely personally, but of the women I know that actually play vidya (not counting iOS and Facebook shit) most of them are at least not offended by stupid banter.

I think people who play online vidya in hardcore games tend to be more used to trashtalking and shit and are less likely to be bothered by it.

>have vidya friend
>we typically use server chat, and will just go off on one another
>both of us know its friendly banter between one another, but every one else gets tired of it or freaks out
>we inevitably get banned
>one day playing some Battlefield game, think it was 2142
>I'm on the server, he joins later
>we start it off slow, occasionally throwing insults at one another
>eventually it escalates until we've just stopped and are full blown yelling at one another, just saying the nastiest fucking insults we can
>any one listening would think we just hate each other at this point.
>we decide to fuck off and go play something else
>following day I'm back on the same server
>he joins
>I immediately yell "OH YOU MOTHER FUCKER"
>again, we just stand there the entire time yelling at one another
>this goes on for like 4 days in a row
>never got banned.

I don't do this with any other friend. Maybe we secretly hate each other.

>>265095117
Fucking this. women who don't play vidya can't take a fucking joke without crying about it to someone.

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>>265095117
makes sense

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>tfw friends dont interact with you in any meaningful way
>they only message you every two weeks to make sure you havent killed yourself
>pretend theres nothing wrong every time you visit
>have to apologize to you over every slight grievance like your an oblivious autistic child
>this pain
>never stops
>i want to die

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>>265094603

>guys just work together and rarely give a fuck.

FUCK YEAH.

>>265093432

>used to play World of Warcraft
>was in a guild notorious for giving each other a hard time, in guild chat, over vent, any thing, we'd kick each others teeth in if we could
>all the girls would inevitably get all pissy and leave.

the one I remember best is just fucking down right retarded

>I say some inane shit in guild chat like "Young Jeezy is the best rapper in the world"
>some girl who just joined says something retarded like "that's not true"
>all I fucking do is just stick to my initial argument, and keep saying Young Jeezy is the best
>less than 15 minutes of doing this shit, and she just straights quit.

I wasn't even trying to piss her off, I was just fucking around with her because she took me so seriously. That kind of shit would always happen.

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>>265094998
For those who haven't seen it...

>>265081973
Source?

>>265079037
Never play League or Dota.

>>265094290
>work at small company
>everybody shits on each other all the time
>racist/sexist jokes, insults, crude humor, etc
>company president and the HR/lawyer lady included

Thank god, I used to work at a big fortune 500 company and everybody was so careful about not getting in trouble with HR that it was stifling. Nobody there had bonded with each other nearly as closely as people at where I work now.

>>265095395
make new friends faggot. (I'm in the same boat)

>>265083251
Kek

>>265079037
No. The kid is clearly delusional thinking they are busting his balls.

>>265094603

>Work in tech support
>have been on 4 different projects over 6 years
>each project has pretty much the same story
>comes in, does really strong at the start, has an almost entirely male management
>eventually they leave, or are let go for some reason
>woman move into the management position
>they begin to pick favorites, and do really petty shit
>people get fed up, quit or go to a different project
>they lose their best agents, try to just throw new people at the issue with out addressing the real problem - their stupid fucking antics
>project crash and burns, client pulls the fuck out.

>>265095395
TIME TO LEAVE
THEM
ALL
BEHIND

>guy starts talking to me about I stuff I don't care about
"I don't give a fuck, you faggot."

>girl starts talking to me about stuff I don't care about
"Mhmm, mhmm, yeah, I hear ya."

I wish I could stop this but I'm afraid they'll take it hard and things will get awkward for a bit.

>>265095738
http://exhentai.org/g/555516/4d55eb92ec/?p=3

>>265095395
How did it get this way?
What the fuck did you do?

>>265095395
>>265095886

You guys must be huge fags.

>>265096926
How did they get like that?

I mean how?

>>265097047
I live in a pretty lib town. But you can find cool guys if you go the blue collar/dirty ass physical jobs

>>265096491
>ntr mustache guy.gif

>>265097261
Huh???

>>265096317
the real problem here is misogyny

>>265097356
I live in a liberal town. You can find funny people to hang out with. They are in the physically demanding jobs.

>>265097915
I'm sorry bad english here.

But still why are you sad?

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>>265095669
Jesus, it's like Jerry Springer but with "professionals."

>>265079037
yeah, i call my friends flat toothed know nothing faggots.

>>265097997
Because the friends i have now are delicate little faggots. I need to find new friends.

>>265098176
So you don't like them because they are sensitive and yet they aren't?

Like,they act like they care when they're near you but once they leave they forget you exist.

>>265094268
she does that so she can hide things from him easily. Trust me. You'll see and he'll cry like a little bitch.

>2009
>Friend owns a TF2 server.
>All of the (20-ish) regulars are best bros, and are all pretty competent at the game.
>Fantastically exellent times are had.
>Frequently, pubs come in and fill slots when regulars want to play.
>Admins don't want to kick people to make room because that shit is mad gay.
>sv_alltalk 1
>"Hey, guys. This is your admin speaking. You know what I hate? Niggers."
>The following 15 minutes is a session where each person on the server gets their own little block of time to talk about how Niggers are the cancer poisoning America.
>Without fail, by the end of it, most of the pubs are gone.
>Regulars move back in and resume having a wonderful time.
The admin is actually black.

I miss those days. They were simpler times.

>>265094290
soon hate speech will be illegal offline and on. Have fun while it lasts boyo

>>265098407
>>265094268
Steal him from her.

>Always go to his place
>Always hang out with him
>Always do something with him
.Make plans that he cant refuse often so she can be left out.

Trust me it workd.

>>265081020
Yenta is a yiddish name for a woman. It is used as a colloquialism to describe an old gossipy cunt

i had a jewish friend who i told daily to stop stealing my money and being greedy about the oxygen.

if i killed someone in a lan party i would here footsteps rushing towards me and brace for a raping

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>>265079037
you did good anon

>Friend invites me to play ranked with him and his friends on League
>Full premade five man
>Tell him I'm not good enough because everyone else actually plays ranked and I don't know these people
>Play bitch role support
>Do poorly because of miscommunication
>No one bothers to explain how to get better
>Friend stays quiet while I get ganged up on for the entire group's mistakes
>Legitimate yelling which doesn't actually inform me what Im doing wrong
>Learn a year later that the guy primarily yelling considered this "Teaching"
>Never play with friend ever again because this fag is around 24/7

Every time someone did something he didn't like he referred to it as trolling. Fuck online games.

>>265079037
Anon, have you never had a friend? I made my Senior quote in my high school year book "____ will always be terrible at Smash Bros."

>playing on cs server
>people are micspamming green and purple
>playing on mcdonalds
>having a great time
>months later
>server is dead
>steam group is dead
RIP gro/v/e you were too good for this world

>>265098341
no no no, they just have thin skin, as in they can't take a joke or rag on eachother because they are too sensitive.

>>265099698
Be yourself,don't hold back on them.

If they get offended just apologize.
Eventually theyll man up

>>265099620
>Fuck online games.
No, you just play with bad people.
It is like people complaining that all people who play online are jerks and immature kids, when they only play CoD on Xbox live....
Play games that have a decent community and look out for good people.
It also usually gets a lot better when you actually become good. Because good people stop using their energy to shit talk and actually see their own mistakes and improves on it, instead of just being idiots and trash talking.

>>265099698
>thin skin
If you're talking to someone who doesn't have English as their first language, you should probably use metaphors and idioms sparingly.

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>Playing Dota 2 with my friend
>I'm playing techies and dicking around having fun
>Friend is playing AM
>Constantly fucking around on chat calling him a noob and to stop farming
>Dies
>Call him a scrub and say I'm reporting him
>Some autist speaks up and says some shit like "am has to farm techies and look at youre score you fucking bully"
>Friend and I piss ourselves and start bagging on the autist for calling me a bully
>Gets so bad he just ragequits
>We win the game without him

Why are people like OP and him so autistic. What happened to them?

>>265099949
What games should I play anon?
The only recent game that had a community that I liked was Tera but my friends quit around level 25 and I learned mystic is shit. I was also on one of the least populated servers.

>>265100086
you're right, i see that

>>265094272
hot

>best friend is pretty damn bad at vidjer gams
>I beat him almost every time
It's starting to get boring. Just git gud, man.

>>265079037
You did the right thing either way. They might have even meant it and just keep him around to make fun of.

>>265101440
I never understand how people can put literally hundreds of hours into a single video game and still be so fucking bad at it. I have friends with easily 800+ hours of Dota 2 and they haven't improved at all from the day they started.

I just don't get it, gitting gud is not that hard.

>>265099606
>>265101685

Thanks, I guess it just rubbed me the wrong way, since I was bullied myself

>>265079037

Nigga my real life friends are like this...

My vidya friends are worse

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>join server
>some guys says "what up my nigga"
>[ADMIN] DO NOT SAY N***** ON THIS SERVER. THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING
Why so uptight? It's just a word. Sticks and stones, nigga

>>265090086
This. I can't stand weak people.This is coming from someone who was bullied for the majority of his schooling. I have a friend who's pretty weak as piss when it comes to banter, but I'm trying to get him stronger. I'm trying.

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>>265102806
>admin
>any homophobia will get you banned, m'kay?
>nobody has even insulted anyone, or said anything at all for nearly an hour
>say 'that's pretty gay'
>banned

>>265093432
>Girl joins TF2 server I go on regularly.
>It's just team deathmatch 2fort where we just banter at each other all the time.
>Become friends with her.
>She cracks and asks why I'm so mean to her all the time while I'm just having some casual banter.
>Tell her it's just banter.
>She freaks, and unfriends me, lel to myself.
>Don't go on tf2 for a little while after that.
>When I go back on, turns out she had been made admin only to then get banned from the server.
>lol.

>>265102806
>Why so uptight? It's just a word. Sticks and stones, nigga
It kind of amuses me how the people with this mindset are often the same ones who will get angry over people unironically using emotes like 'xD'.

>>265104091
So why is using emotes considered shitposting here, then? XD

There's this girl on Mumble who complains any time someone uses an insult that can be linked to a type of person. Race, Gender, Nationality, Ability. But especially anything along the lines of "fag" or "gay." It is not even her Mumble.

I'm strongly considering telling her to shut the fuck up the next time she does it, but she acts/sounds super cute, so I can't say with 100% certainty that someone I actually care about won't whiteknight the shit out of her, which I'm not totally prepared for. It seems like a trivial point to make, but the impact it's already had has been terrible, and will almost certainly eventually lead to a schism within the community.

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>>265104325
No one is saying you CAN'T use em, you're just a fag because you do. pic rel

>>265104583
>you're just a fag because you do
So it DOES annoy you, then.

It's just an emote, nigger.

>>265104358
the fuck is mumble?

>people getting offended over the word retard
>they compare it to calling people gay
how the fuck?
when i call you a retard its because you are doing something so stupid that only someone with a severe mental issue would do the same thing. you are acting like a retard.

if someone calls you a faggot, its usually not because you are lusting over men, they are not the same.

one is a negative false equivalency and the other is truth

holy shit

>>265104689
it doesn't annoy me, you're just less worthy as a human being. (and probably black)

>>265104690
A vastly superior alternative to TS/Vent.

http://wiki.mumble.info/wiki/Main_Page

>>265083858
It's a backwards relationship.

With guys it's like,
>With friend: Holy fucking shit you cock breathing homolord, how about you trying not dying for once huh? Just try it once man, see how it goes.
>With other friends: Oh anon? Yeah he's a pretty cool guy, been friends since x years.

And with girls is like
>With friends: Omg it's been forever, how you been girl? Oh god I love your outfit.
>With other friends: Holy fucking shit, she wouldn't stop showing off this garbage ass outfit that she probably got from the dumpster down the street. I honestly don't know why I keep hanging out with her.

>>265104801
>it doesn't annoy me
Whatever you say, bruv. You sure sound annoyed to me. It would explain why you're so defensive.

The best course of action is to never say anything, under any circumstance. And if possible, to mute all players. Only play as much as you need, and then go to single player games.

>>265105141
You're hurting my feelings.

>>265104091
did he died?

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>>265104325
Because we have much better reaction images for that.
People who use emotes are people who generally have undesirable personalities.

>>265104754
But but but we shouldn't mention the less fortunate, it makes upper class white people annoyed.

>>265105451
Don't worry, the bullet only hit him in his brain.

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>>265080027
That's not banter, that's legit retards trying to sound tough.
Those are things I see randoms say to me in any multiplayer game.

>>265079037
Pretty sure that guy is just a complete beta, or they are his gay lovers and he's a masochist

>>265105965
A beta would take it, an alpha would fire rightback.

>>265105585
>used emoticon in every line of text
>had a long ass name on MSN messenger with color codes and shit

Oh god young me was a huge faggot, holy shit, i wish i could go back in time and punch myself in the face multiple times, thank god i'm a normal person now.

>>265079418

Yeah i used to hang out with people like that is highschool. Until i got tired of it and found new friends. That shit is annoying and i don't need it.

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>>265099653
That's banter anon, a little off comment about you sucking at something.
OP's didn't sound like banter, unless it's slavs or Aussies, then it's actually mild banter

>>265106125
Well duh, hence why I was calling the guy in OP's story a beta. He didn't say shit

>>265106161
>google old screen name.
>die inside.
It's even worse that I had a deviantart and regulary drew things.

>>265083251
But he is right...

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>best friend is a trap
>constantly rag on him when we play games together because I secretly want to fuck him
I don't know why I feel so compelled to be mean to him. Is that a normal way to express sexual attraction? Maybe 4chan has conditioned me to find cute boys being bullied hot.

>>265106708

Not much to do with 4chan it has more to do with society saying being gay is a bad thing. So yes it is "normal" right now for people to pretend to hate gay people but actually have feelings for them, being curious or just wanting to fuck them.

>>265106878
I'm not pretending to hate him, though. I like him and he knows it's just me busting his balls, but I don't know why I'm so inclined to be an asshole to try and get in his pants.

>>265106708
Tsudere closet faggots, the fucking worst.

>>265106351

My old screen name gives nothing.

On the other hand my current screen name is nothing but me and spiders.

>>265106878
No, it is definitely a sexual power thing. You are completely out of left field. You seem like the type to unironically state that all gay bashers are secretly gay themselves.
>>265106708
You want to assert dominance, two males interact differently than a man and a woman.

>>265106878
Wow you're a fucking nigger

>>265106708
Tell him the next time he dies or makes your team lose you're going to his home and give him the D.

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>>265106708
*tips bible*

>>265107138
>You want to assert dominance, two males interact differently than a man and a woman.
Could be.
>>265107260
I think he might enjoy that. Maybe I should just ask him out. Seems like it might be tough suppressing the urge to be mean to him.
>>265107380
I don't understand, I'm not religious. I don't hate gay people or anything, either.

>>265107380
He's actively going after boypussy. It is very clear he is not devoutly religious.
Sometimes people are just fuckin' tsundere. It's not an archetype for no reason.

>>265100582
I have only really played competitive video games on PC, when I play online.
I mostly played Starcraft (1 and 2) the last 5 years and some single player games here and there.
Once you get over the barrier where people are decently good, but still suck, but believe they are really good and deserve to be better (note the, feel like they DESERVE to be better), then you start to meet really cool people.
It seems worse in MOBAs, as they are so team depended and breeds mean shit talking.
I just find some game that people take seriously and you will find people who takes it seriously while still having fun.
I recommend CS:GO (even though I never played it, only CS1.6 and CSS) or DOTA2.

And let go of your casual friends. I love my friends but I dont play video games with them. They are to bad at all the games and get to angry while playing. I rather make online friends to play with and real life friends to hang out with and watch movies with.

>>265107138
>No, it is definitely a sexual power thing. You are completely out of left field. You seem like the type to unironically state that all gay bashers are secretly gay themselves.

Not all of them do but some do. Are you really going to deny that? People do hide their feelings with aggression especially when they see that they won't be accepted. But yes i might have been wrong in this case.

>>265107454
Go ahead, try. Maybe he's super bottom and is secretly masturbating while you're mean to him in chat, you fucking faggots.

>>265079418
if you feel this way, chances are I do not want to be friends with you

>>265107607
I don't think anyone is willing to say homosexuality isn't accepted in society anymore. The vast majority either actively support or don't care what you do or who you fuck.
Maybe this might be true of some more Backwoods" areas of America and the world.

>>265107681
That would be nice. Would love to maybe screw him while he plays a game and make him moan on mic or something like that.

>>265106193
Anon confirmed woman.

>>265083587

Fuck that noise.

Better to have literally zero friends than "friends" that think its cool to berate you constantly.

>>265107759
If you feel THIS way, chances are you were coddled all your life.

>>265107759
Chances are you are a fragile faggot that needs to man the fuck up.

>>265107713
Just fuck him from behind and pretend he's a girl.

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>>265079418
>we insult eachother all the time
>it's fucking uncomfortable as fuck when someone says something nice

>>265108015
>>265108040
nah, I just got friends who aren't negative shitlords

once you get out of college you don't have time for that bullshit

>>265108304
>shitlords
Hi tumblr, hows it going changing human nature?

One thing I'd like to point out with banter is that I only do it with people I know well, at least in real life. In games, I don't care, it's a game, it's part of the fun.

I've met girls who are superficially sane and normal, and are fun enough to play with. But in general most girls I know will crack the moment I say anything somewhat insulting or aggressive and either go offline or start b'awwwing.

Gurls r werd

>>265108385
Girls are far more emotional than men. This is just a thing.
Testosterone makes men function more like autists.

>>265108201
It's not gay if you have him wear a skirt and you close your eyes.

>>265108453
Don't forget that balls can't touch and you have to say "No Homo" before you kiss.

>>265079037
Nah it's just internet teenagers that don't understand that MicSpam is poor etiquette. This sort of bullshit is why I have voice chat disabled in all Source engine games.

>>265108591
I sort of agree with this, if you and a friend are going to banter do it on skype or some shit.

Well I just pretended I was an old Jewish woman throughout an entire match of Competitive CSGO, so I guess you take what you can get.

>>265108686
It's only gay if you let him top on the first date.

>>265108362
Shouldn't you be over at eight chan talking about gamergate right now? I don't think the internet has had enough of laughing at you guys yet.

>>265108980
>if you don't like tumblr and think people shouldn't be coddled, you belong on HERE
Str8 delusional.

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>OP's face when standing up for those bullies

a true hero

>>265079037

Yeah that's a thing people do sometimes. How extreme it gets varies from group to group but stuff like that is totally believable.

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>>265079037
this is how friends treat each other mate

not like you would know any better

>>265106708
Wait you mean your friend is mtf trans? Is she then a straight woman? If so go for it I guess

>>265109418
My friend is on hormones but still has a dick. He's a trap.

>>265109418
Trap is a passing crossdresser mate. Learn internet lingo.

>>265109173
I never said that, I just meant that you seem like you got a bit of an issue, which most of the people in those gamergate threads do. I think you'd get along with them well. You could even call each other faggots.

>>265092549
>can't use words around certain people
God fuck this
It's the worst

>>265109682
>I never said that
>>265108980
>Shouldn't you be over at eight chan talking about gamergate right now?

Look I know doublethink comes naturally to you but at least acknowledge it,

>invite friend over to play some dudebro couch co op games
>he brings his girlfriend along
>we autistically insult the shit out of each other progressively getting more bizarre
>he goes to the bathroom
>his girlfriend tells me to stop giving him a hard time
weird as shit

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I wish I could take advice from people here about how to handle offensive jokes from friends, but you can never be sure about which one of us is socially retarded

>>265109418
>she

>>265095269
You want his dick

>>265098508
>>265098508
Maybe we can develop casual witty banter with the FEMA death camp guards

>>265109831
But I never mentioned anything about tumblr and being coddled. I don't even surf tumblr and nothing I've said has had anything to do with being coddled. I think you just see tumblr as some sort of spooky illuminati corrupting your pure internet experience, but in reality you're just an angry dork that nobody likes.

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>>265110017
>friend brings girlfriend over when we're supposed to be playing video games
>she sits there bitching the whole time, obviously doesn't want to be there
>he offers to take her home and then come back
>"No I don't mind it's okay"
>goes right back to bitching
Why even come along if you're not going to enjoy yourself? Are you that empty of a person that you need your boyfriend's attention EVERY WAKING MOMENT OF EVERY DAY?

>>265110164
You use a term used mostly by a singular website.
I jokingly reference that website
You go up your own ass and start throwing out assumptions that I am a rogue gamergatefag.
I think we are both in the wrong here.

>>265110046
Call their ass out. If they're making you uncomfortable let them know, otherwise you'll build up resentment and break the friendship apart either way. If they aren't understanding drop their asses, they aren't good enough for you.

>>265110345
Hey now, you're the one who went up your own ass and threw out assumptions that I was from tumblr, I just returned the favor. Also bruh how the fuck have you not heard people say shitlord before? I say it constantly and nobody I know has ever thought anything of it. I picked it up from 4chan.

>>265110258
My flatmate has put up one of his exs for the past few months. She was crying for hours yesterday because her boyfriend wanted to play vidya with a friend one night out of seven instead of seeing her. I don't get how you can dedicate/mentally corrupt yourself that hard.

>>265110556
I'm almost forced to wonder if most women just never develop hobbies or interests outside of what "their man" does, because this is so goddamn common. They just seem to go ballistic if their boyfriend wants one night to play games or watch movies with his friend.

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Why does being generally nice get me the attention of gay guys online but not cute girls?

>>265110552
>i picked it up from 4chan
As far as I can remember "Shitlord" was never used much on 4chan. It started on SA as a corruption of "Publord" then got picked up in the social justice sweep of SA. I mean 4chan CAME from SA but honestly 4chan branched off beforee shitlord was widely used.

>>265110556
I don't understand how people get this fucking crazy about seeins someone every single day.
I mean fuck, i only see my best friend once ever six months.
I wish it was more often though

>>265110751
Because you're gay just accept it

Yeah, that's what it's like when you're like 15.
Those "friendships" are shit and don't last.

>>265110751
Girls like controlling people
Guys like to control

>>265105043
so guys are tsunderes while girls are cunts?

>>265110751
>know a bunch of gay guys
>they all have crushes on me and have admitted it
>only know one woman who even gives me the time of day

>>265110952
I'm very certain I'm not gay. There is an instant feeling of NO in these situations.

>>265110760
Weird, I dunno what to tell you man. To be honest I've never gone to SA before. Back when I first started surfing 4chan I always just figured it was "that site you have to pay for" so I never bothered. I play on their SS13 server sometimes but I prefer /tg/server overall.

>>265094210
I love these comics

>>265108209
>guy fucks up
>we immediately start shit talking him
>"yeah it's my fault sorry guys"
>everybody asks him if he's sick

>>265111001
What do you know about male friendships, woman?

>>265079418
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LRcmg9mxRQ

>>265111137
Huh. Well I honestly don't know where you picked that shit up, maybe /co/ after the Generalling or /tg/ after they got raided? If you can't handle banter, why do you stick around 4chan? People here shittalk all the time no matter the thread and even when they completely agree with you.

>>265094783
those troll faces always kill me

>>265111192
>Implying

>>265079037

It's called banter, you stupid American.

>>265079037
>Playing Counterstrike

>>265096479
Beta lord

>>265110751
>tfw I'm the archetypical gay best friend.
>tfw hit on by gay men several times more than women.
>tfw around girls doing girly things all the time.
>tfw I am actually straight.
I don't even know how this happened. I have to have learned these behaviors from somewhere, right?

>have gay friend
>call him gay every time he kills me
>he calls me gay back for dying

>>265111461
Sounds like abuse to me.

>friends find my porn
>bust my balls relentlessly about it for weeks
>their girlfriends keep asking me why I even hang around them if they're such dicks to me
>keep having to tell them I know they're just messing around

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>>265111452
I wasn't implying shit, I was directly calling you a woman

>>265081973

>spray everyone with my orgasm

So pee on everyone? Disgusting.

>>265111663
>Playing a MMO
>It's turn based so a girl tries to make some talk while we play
>Some guy tells her to shut the fuck up
I bet you're that sort of rude asshole.

>>265111434
It might have been /co/? I used to surf there before homestuck and mlp shit took over. As of now I haven't been on there in literally years. I never really surfed /tg/ that much, a little here and there in high school but I dropped it pretty quick. And I can handle banter, tbh I love shit talking on 4chan, I just don't like having friends who are overly negative and shit talk all the time. There's a point where it just isn't cool anymore and begins to feel legitimately shitty. When I was a kid I had friends who pulled that shit a bunch and I hated it, eventually I grew up and dropped them for people I work better with and I'm much happier.

>>265111905
What if the guy wanted to fucking play the game and not chat about inane shit?

>>265096491
wtf its just a panda

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>play games with friends at my place since high school
>friends family moves so now he has room for the rest of so we can have a change of scenery
>one of the group gets super-competitive at every game we play
>first time over at friends new house
>competitive friend starts talking shit like normal
>everyone seems to have a good time
>next time we ask if we can come over again friend says everyone else can except for competitive friend
>his dad heard comp friend call friend gay and said he wasn't welcome at his house anymore
apparently friends brothers hated losing so much to comp friend and also complained to their dad
why do people have such thin skin

>>265092587
mine still yells suck my dick

it's weird

>>265092549
>have autistic family member
>everyone is touchy saying the word around me or retard
>one day at bus stop with group of friends
>short kid with emo slice and bright red hoodie stares at my grinning
>stare right back, he spergs and scurries off by the post with the schedule hiding from direct sight
>everyone with me noticed this
>say "wow what I fucking autist"
>everyone with me is like offended that I'm not offended that austist and autism is used now like the word retard was before
>suddenly I'm a bad family member and shit

I've wiped this family members shit before mind you, and sat through a few Disney films at least 80-200 times just so we could pend time together

When did words supersede actions?

I swear people only get squirmy with words because it reminds them bad things exist, burying shit like that is completely aburd and only causes people who need help to be neglected

If everyone partook in cringe threads and saw chris chan I doubt they would cut care for mentally ill people or leave them to rot in the street when they refuse meds

There's a difference between "good job dumbass" and "HOYL SHIT WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING BAD GET GOOD SUCK MY DICK STOP BEING BAD"

>>265111949
Well I suppose you are just a different type of person than me. I love surrounding myself with people I don't agree with, I love arguments and shit talking and minor fights and shit. That's all part of the human experience to me.

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>friend comes over to my apartment to play games all the time
>starts having sex with my female roommate regularly
>now he just comes over to see her and barely talks to me

>>265111843
I'm afraid to inform you that you're wrong. If your common interactions in your friendship are based around being a rude asshole, that's cool, but don't expect every man to be such an unrefined beast.
My friendships are based around bad puns

>>265112042
>When did words supersede actions?
When postmodernism became a thing. I'm actually serious.

>>265111842
>friends find my porn on my phone
>silence for a few moments
>they give the phone back
>they don't make a joke or ever talk about it ever again

>>265112227
Oh god that's worse than shittalk.
That's so many levels worse. How the fuck do you live with yourself you goddamned monster?

>>265104325
>>265104689
>>265105141

because we don't need emoticons, we have reacion images

and people who use XD are 12 years old, or atleast 12 years old at mindset

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>>265112239
What was your porn? Mine was mostly gay shota. A lot of it was incestuous. Thankfully they've dropped it since.

>>265112227
that sounds extremely one sided

kaz

>>265112078
True enough, I'd rather surround myself with people I work together well with in my off time. Even I get in little squabbles with my friends from time to time but if I can keep things moving smoothly that's the route I'd rather take. I do agree that conflict is part of the human experience, but I'll leave that for other people to dish out.

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>>265112227
>My friendships are based around bad puns
I make them all the time ever since I discovered how much one of my friends hates them.

Holy shit, this thread is full of fags.

>>265112227
>Can't do both

You ARE a woman

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>>265111095
>mfw I am a gay magnet
>I am straight

>>265112239
>Not browsing e621 and FA with your friends for fuckin' sweet shark tits

>>265112530
I used to be pretty sure I was too but I have had sex with every one of my gay friends. I once had sex with two at once.

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>>265112239
>>265111842
>Due to massive sexual repression, never, ever talk about sex.
>Everyone thinks that I'm the world's biggest prude.
>Visit /d/ on a regular basis.

If this ever happened I'd be completely fucked. I'm sweating just thinking about it.

>>265112385
Pretty much the same stuff, nothing awful or mad creepy.
Amusingly, alphabetically, the futa, incest, trap doujins all seem to end up being the first visible thumbnails.

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>>265112292
It's sea best.

>>265112632
Furries might be faggots 90% of the time but goddamn did they do shark girls right.

>>265112480
I actively enjoy bad puns and could not be friends with someone who is seriously upset by them. People like that even exist?

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>>265079037
>Vidya Friends

>>265112239
>keeping porn on your phone

what even the fuck

>>265111842
Keep your friends, they are alpha as fuck, and learn how to not give a shit

>>265112664
I guess they just clicked randomly and ended up at my gay shota, for me. My stuff is meticulously sorted and despite supposedly having no knowledge of what it is, they somehow ended up at the folder containing the absolute worst porn I have. Drawings of gay pre-pubescent boys in drag having sex with their brothers and/or fathers.

>>265108209
This. When my friends compliment my new shirt for instance, I instantly think "what's wrong with my shirt?"

>>265112858
I've got 30k pages of chinese cartoon porn on my tablet. It's easier to read them while jacking it that way.

>>265112858
It's easy to download and view doujins and shit on a phone, have an app for viewing and all. Convenient as fuck.

>>265111791
>>265111095
>>265112530
Are you all as effeminate/forever young as I am? I didn't choose the shota life, the shota life chose me.

If I was actually making mad /ss/ happen I'd be fine with it, but that's just not how it works in real life. It's just gay men. Gay men 24/7.

At this point I'd rather be a huge-ass manly man like a JoJo or Big Boss.

Bullying in games is retarded.

JUST MUTE THEM FFS

>>265112858
I got Plex when it was on for free, so I can remotely watch any porn video on my computer.

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>>265079037
>nui

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>Back when TBC was the new hotness.
>Tanking with my badass tauren warrior.
>Friend is a healer.
>Habitually make fun of every tiny mistake he does to extremes.
>"GOD DAMNIT CAN'T YOU DISPEL ONE FUCKING POISON WHY DO I EVEN BRING YOU ALONG YOU'RE LUCKY YOUR MOM PAYS ME TO BE YOUR FRIEND"
>He plays the part of battered nerd.
>We're cracking up in teamspeak or whatever.
>Some random DPS stands up for him.
>"Don't worry about him, tanks are just assholes! You're a great healer."
>He kicks the guy from the party.
>Sends him a tell "DON'T UPSET THE TANK!"
>Laugh about it to this day.

>>265112385
Nothing major, just CP

>>265113013
Nah, I don't get why they like me.
>5'7"
>about average weight, work out enough to keep in shape but I'm not built
>perpetual stubble
>glasses
I don't know why gay dudes like me.

>>265112515
Nah, shit talking is for plebs. If you're in your twenties with a college degree and still doing it you're just dumb.

i have a friend im mean to all the time i cant help it he never says anything other then asking a question or something really fucking dumb usually so its all i can do

>>265113013
I am 5'10 and handsome as fuck but that feel no gf, the fact I am a socially awkward fuck who doesn't hit on girls all the time like I should helps

>>265113145
lol'd

>>265110751

Because no girl wants a nice and submissive guy. Only gay tops want that.

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>>265113181
I once had to explain why I have a whole folder of CP to my friends. Pic related.
CP in this context means cheese pizza. I love pizza and I was on a diet so I would stare at the pictures sometimes when I was really hungry.

>>265079037
>Getting involved in clear faggotry.

There are some warning signs you have to heed, OP.
You saw a red light but responded incorrectly, should have dipped from that game.

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>>265112239
>had some Vividass and Strike Witches art on my phone
>one of my friends notices and says to send it to him
>send a bunch of random shit to him every so often, mainly just asses and other stuff

Guess that's what happened when you have like-minded friends.

>>265113189
holy shit you're tiny

>>265113424
Don't shit up the thread with your filth. I can't unsee that faggot.

>>265112858

The only reason I even own one is so I can jack off in the shower.

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>playing RO2
>general banter
> a jew joke is made
>someone in public speak yells out "gas the jews race war now"
>a couple seconds of silence
>suddenly about three guys respond with oy vey another shoah
sometimes I love /pol/

> no friends so i don't have to put up with this nonsensical shit

Nothing but silver linings son

>>265079418
There's gotta be a fine line between this and sperging out, because I'm pretty sure I've heard of vidya rage threads where anons complain about the exact thing in OPs story. The people trying to act like real men in this thread are actually making me laugh though, this really is one of the transition boards when newfags [quickly] move on from /b/.

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>>265113539
Don't forget the Cream Pie

>>265113557
Do you have a protective cover or some shit or do you just hold a hand out or something?

>>265113696
>hold phone with hand
>cover with other hand
How is he jacking off genius? With the mechanized on onahole?

>>265113537
Don't remind me.
>first time having sex with one of my gay friends, he's Asian
>I'm a bit tense about it
>he takes his clothes off
>his cock is over 7 inches long
>end up fucking an Asian femboy who has a way bigger cock than me

>>265113557
but jacking it in the shower takes so fucking long

standing up and having really hot balls makes it take longer

shit sucks

>>265111905
>Giving a girl attention because vagina
>Ignores dudes because penis
>"hurr durr you are so rude for ignoring the womyn :^)"

Fuck you beta lord

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>>265113695
anon please

>>265113696

Well when I say shower, I mean in the bathroom before I get in the shower. Jizzing in the shower just makes a mess if the water is warm, and can clog the drain eventually. Better to just do it into toilet paper and flush it.

>>265113353
if ur handsome then you have no reason to be socially awkward. fuckin fag kill urself

>>265112649
I know what you mean, I've actually had a couple close calls in the past, but I've managed to avoid a complete disaster, but I'm terrified of that one day when it all goes wrong

>>265113189
Might have something to do with you sucking their dick

>>265113787
what the fuck are you talking about?

>>265113810
gay sex should be like feudalism. whoever has the bigger cock gets to top

>>265113878
I've never actually sucked one of them off. I always end up topping. Most of them insist on it.

ITT: the type of people all gay tops fantasize about wonder why only gays like them and not women

You really aren't friends with another male if you can't insult the shit out of each other.

That's how you do things. You point things out in jest, even if it's true. Because you let them know that by doing it in a joking manner that you're cool with it.

I thought everyone knew this shit? It's male interaction 101

>>265085694
>I swear some of the people that come here have too many fucking emotional issues.
>here

What has this to do with 4chan?

>>265113695
Dat shit looks delicious

>>265113353
>I am a socially awkward fuck who doesn't hit on girls

I'm starting to think that this might be the root cause of our problems. The failure to approach girls leads to a sort of confirmation bias of being a gay magnet, because gay men will still approach other men, but women, for the most part, do not. This causes the perception of attracting an abnormally large number of gay men, when in reality, you were attractive enough to get a girl in the first place, but the onus was on you to approach the girl and not be a twitchy, socially awkward piece of shit.

>>265084809
It's the fucking opposite for my retarded friend group, isn't that funny.
>tfw you just don't get involved because you are informally acquainted with most of them.

>>265113960
Yeah, I'm not sure why he'd refuse to top with a cock like that. Kind of a shame, I'd like to try taking his sometime.

>>265114102

No, it's because girls don't want nice guys or manlets.

>>265111954
>>265113827
He could have either ignored the chat or asked for silence in a nice way. Do you guys have the socialization skills of an autistic?

>>265114208

Funny, your mom didn't seem to mind.

>>265114208
nobody wants manlets

>>265114102
you cracked the code.

>>265089667
>When you genuinely dislike someone you either ignore them (and/or talk shit behind their back to others about how much you can't stand them) and/or beat the shit out of them.

Exactly. No one is yelling or insulting you when they dislike you. This should be obvious for everyone. If one guy keeps shouting to another about how much he sucks or how much he hates him, chances are they are friends.

>>265079251
Goddamn it Fuuka your stupid face makes me rock hard.

>>265113869
I know, I even got hit on by girls a few times (average looking, of course)

I am much less socially retarded now, though, but I still don't hit on girls because I am too insecure and proud

>>265114290
or autistic

>>265114212
>blahlablahblahblah
>can we please just play the game
>blah blah blah blah blah
>please, I'm really trying to fucus
>blah blah blah blah
>SHUT THE FUCK UP
>baaaaaaaw

>>265114257

Gays do. Being short makes it easier to seem effeminate, which is great for reminding the bottom that he isn't really a man.

>>265114386
It was text chat faggot.

>>265079037
http://youtu.be/R7HbCkU_-cM?t=41s
>mature gamers

>>265114524
Well that's fucking different isn't it, unless it's a game where text chat can eventually cover a part of the screen.

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>Meet cool new friend online
>They confess to being trans
>This happens every fucking time.
I don't have a problem with it, it just seems to happen a real fucking lot.

>>265114551
>console gamers

>>265114653
thats kinda bizarre

>>265114325

What the fuck are you agreeing with him for you stupid fuck?

Your social anxiety is the result of
1) Poor parenting
2) A lack of positive social interactions

It has very little to do with you if the feedback has been negligible thus far. Fucks like that assume otherwise in their fantasies because they don't know better. You can't just be a fucking alpha, you need confirmation or you'll come off a fraud and everyone will know.

Like that one laughably fake guy almost every knew or knows. Followed the crowd, folded to pressure, went to tons of parties and hung out with people but no one wanted to talk to or associate with them.

That sort of persistent retard is fighting fate futilely. People with any social grace will always see right through them and turn their act against them, shit I can't recall how many times I've had to watch one of them get embarrassed in front of everyone for shit they put on themselves.