Have you ever met a fujoshi in real life? Was she good at video games?

>>263824954
She was a slut.

She had excessive dandruff.

Yes.
She was decent.
Bad at computers though.

>>263825327
>>263825075

What do they have to do with video games?

No, but I've had one block me on twitter. Which is a shame because she's one of the few diehard fans of a particular anime I'm also a diehard fan of and found reading her tweets really interesting.

Yes. She's my girlfriend's best friend.
No. All she likes are cheap weeb games and she's not very good at them. She's also afraid of anything remotely scary. She couldn't finish Okami for this reason.

so a fujoshi is a woman who likes gay boys? do they only like reading/watching it and otherwise prefer being with straight men IRL?

do they exist outside of japan? i've never even met anyone who would have the slightest clue what yaoi is

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>>263824954
Almost all of my friends in highschool were fujoshi. They all played games, but were terrible at them.
They did terrible things to me.

>>263824954
Yes
No, she din't play vidya

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wan

>>263826427
>so a fujoshi is a woman who likes gay boys?
it basically means female otaku.
Which basically means a female nerd. Strictly speaking anyone saying fujoshi here should be banned because it isn't English and not speaking English is against the rules.

>>263825740

It's relevant

>>263824954
Nope not fucking 1 infact they almost always fucking suck.

And apparently since they have a vagina it makes them immune to being bullied or insulted or to get pissy with every one else because "muh period" or "I'm havin a bad day"

>>263824954
Yes and not really. She played a lot of games, but was that great at them.

>>263824954
what the fuck is wrong with her feet

>>263826989
no it doesn't

>>263826547
No they didn't.

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What is going on here?

>>263826427
>do they only like reading/watching it and otherwise prefer being with straight men IRL?
Yes. Most also think irl sex is gross and triggering and penises are discussing.

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>>263824954
Yes, she was crazy good at games and had a thing for Yoshi.

She was like 4 years younger than me and sometime I was afraid people would find it creepy we were friends.

>>263826989
>rules
>4chan
>ever

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>>263827142

Wanna see my dick? :-)

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>>263824954
>that fucking foot

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>>263824954
No but I met cosplayer gamer girl that was a furfag
>My face
And yes she was as bad as average player (shit)

>>263827201
reported

>>263826989
>and not speaking English is against the rules.

Look at this baka.

>>263827142
Fuck off retard.

Avatarfagging is strictly prohibited.

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>>263827250
No

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>>263827160
>tfw you fucked a cute fujoshit's brains out

I was engaged to a fujoshi
She killed herself last Christmas
I don't know why I don't kill myself I'm miserable without her

>>263824954
i have, she wasnt good at video games. She also smells bad

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>>263827313
FUCK YOU

Yeah, we played a lot of Ragnarok Online together.

She was batshit and needy and borderline suicidal, but she was pretty good in WoE and we two-manned a lot of MVPs together.

>>263824954
>fujoshi
What?

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>>263826989
There are reoccurring threads full of anons speaking Japanese on /v/ and /a/. Take your English rule and stick it, m8

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Best fujoshi, coming through.

>>263824954
yes, maybe? she was my babysitter and raped me every time she watched me

>>263824954
I did and she was a fucking psycho.
Never again.

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>>263826427
>do they exist outside of japan?
there are yaoi fans all over the world, anon
I know 2 people irl who like DMMD

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>>263826547
>knew a qt fujoshi girl in high school
>she'd always be reading Ouran High School Host Club
>watched Lucky Star
>can't really relate to her
>literally borrow the manga from her and watch the shitty anime same with lucky star
>go in prepared to talk with her about it
>she starts dating one of my friends who hates anime and is an asshole
>did all that for nothing
>never told her how i feel
>graduated 5 years ago

>>263827432
Did you enjoy smelling her farts?

>>263827432
If she killed herself and the thought of losing you wasn't enough to stop her from suiciding, then she didn't even love you.

Do it.

>>263827142
http://archive.moe/v/search/tripcode/!7SyJhyCgN6%20/

You're worse than Kronie faggot.

>>263827559
Rules.

>>263826989
sugoi

>>263827313
it's stylish foot, matches well with the face, learn arts faggot

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>>263827650

>>263824954
She had been playing KoF ever since she was 8, or so she claimed. I still bodied her with nothing but an adequate grasp of fundamentals.

Women. Not even once. she was a good fuck, even if shaving was an alien concept to her

>>263824954
I was about to play video games, now I have to fap to Tomoko

Fuck you

>>263827559
stream where

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>>263827142
>>263827389
>>263827754
Thread is officially over, everybody.

Yes. My friend's sister.
She is 25 and is bit ugly. Didn't chat with her that much over the years since every time we come to his place to drink and play shit she just locks in her room.

>>263826427
>best friend loves yaoi
>owns a body pillow of one of the dudes from that swimming anime
>is a lesbian

I don't get it.

>>263827432
You can't just bring that up and not tell us more about what happened.

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>>263827681
>>263827806

>>263827642
Thanks anon, but I need to play MGS5 first. It'll be worth living for, r-right?
>>263827638
L-lewd

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>>263827598
>tfw my sister is one of them

check my 5

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>>263827829
>implying it wasnt shitposting from the begin

>>263826156
How much of a creep do you need to be to get some fujoshi to block you?

>>263827829
Filter/ignore you raging faggot.

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>>263827432
Shit buddy i feel terrible for you.

>>263827574
This.

Too bad she ended up being the same as the other girls.

>>263824954
Yeah. She was a great person to hang out with, ugly as hell but had a great sense of humor. Then she discovered tumblr.

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>>263827574
Why does /v/ have such shit taste in anime?

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>>263824954
yep, huge lucinafag. Also a Poke-nerd. Nice person, though. Got her to try older FE too. She likes it, which is cool. Gonna play Smash with her once it comes out, i guess.

I want to meet a fujo or a boyish femanon

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>those ugly feet

check out these 6 feet

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>>263824954
I've dated three of them. First was brilliant and had a plan together for her future that didn't involve me, second was a super depressed shut in that blames herself for every little thing one fight broke us up, third was an absolute psycho that actually stalked me. The stalker was the only one good at game.

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>>263826989
>This fucking post

>>263827890
What is there to say?
>meet qt in college
>she likes video games and gundam
>we start dating
>as a kid her dad was really abusive, used to beat/rape her
>her dad comes back to town and starts stalking her
>she kills

>>263828283
Smash her good Anon

A good portion of my female friends are fujoshis.

One of them loves action based anime, horror novels, writing and HP Lovecraft, the other likes yaoi, dark edgy stuff and the last one is a cosplayer who hates BL and yaoi but just loves seeing naked men

>>263828386
How did it happen and who discovered the body?

>>263828297
No sexualizing keions please.

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Yes, one.
She was obsessed with Hellsing to the point of creating an OC Donut Steel Egyptian vampire for it.
She wanted me to write fanfiction about this character.

>>263828297
>footfags
literally one of the worst fetishes

>>263828225
I don't, I like Gundam and Mazinger

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>>263828537
too bad

>>263828225
Is that Ararararararararagi with sensei?

>>263828629
>hurr robots

What are you, twelve?

>>263828501
It was in our house and I discovered the body I'd rather not say how she did it out of respect

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>>263828608
that is scat or ntr faggot

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>>263828608
take a sniff anon

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>>263828501

>>263828779
it was sudoku, right?

>>263828761
>he isn't /m/
What a nerd, you probably hate Kamen too, don't you faggot?

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>>263824954
>Her foot

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>>263828898
Yes

>>263828779
>I'd rather not say how she did it out of respect

It must be some sick shit like she let her dad rape her to death or something.

>>263828049
I just mentioned her site, the doujins she makes, and some bits of trivia she had stated on some other site. And she didn't like that. She doesn't want foreigners seeing her stuff.

>>263828779
You're anonymous, and you already interested me with how insane your story is. If you didn't want to be questioned more you wouldn't have brought this up.

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did someone say fujoshi

>>263828283
>>263828328
>>263828497
Where the hell are you meeting these people? Online, conventions, college? Only ones I meet are gamer grills, and they are terrible.

I know quite a lot because I study languages, and there is also a Japanese class in my university. Lots of them mostly like manga though, shoujo, horror, last time I checked Attack on Titan was the flavor of the year. Barely any of them play video games, most of them played Pokémon though. They all sucked dick ass shit at their few games and anything they tried, and would drop them pretty soon.

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>>263828225
I'm still new at this weeaboo thing, senpai.

>>263824954
Did someone melted her foots :0

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>>263828761
>he isn't a friend of justice

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>>263829131
do it faggot

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>>263828454
i've already told her that I will make her less of a smash casual whether she likes it or not. I will show her the superior Fire Emblem Lord.

>>263828629
>>263828225
/v/ is not one person.
But y'all largely have shit taste in anime.

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> Girlfriend's friend has a fujoshi sister
> sister is like 13yo, chubby, awkward and cute
> we talk a bit about anime
> She was kinda quiet but when I mention yaoi she starts speaking
> She just can't stay quiet.
> "I love this series and I love this other series"
> "... and I could read all day about pretty boys hitting on other pretty boys"
> I just smile and wonder if this is just a phase and she'll be completely different years later.

> 5 years later
> you know how you can almost smell how a guy is virgin?
> 18yo "little" sister looks almost the same and reeks of virginity
> She dresses the same and stuff
> She just needs a "fujoshi for life" t-shirt
when I was her age I was beta as fuck, but I'm pretty sure that I'd still friendzone her.

>>263829105
She slit her wrists in the bathroom
It was very messy