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You're about to land a critical hit, /v/. What's your cut-in quote?
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"SIEG HEIL! SLAY THE JUDEN!"
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"Hey everybody, it's a critical.
I'm fighting an enemy soldier with my bare hands.
Let's do this shit."
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"SIEG HEIL! SLAY THE JUDEN!"
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"psssh...nothin personnel...kid..."
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>>263771519
DENTAL PLAN!
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>>263771519
"I hope it was as good for you as it was for me!"
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This hurts you too
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>>263771910
LISA NEEDS BRACES
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"It's peanut butter jelly time!"
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Have a good day
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SUCK MY DICK CHOKE ON IT
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"Fighting strength isn't decided by differences in mobile suit performance! I'll teach you that!"
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"Y... y... You too."
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THAT'S MY HORSE
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"I fight for my friends!"
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"Nods Respectfully Towards You"
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TWINKIE HOUSE!
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"Ohhh I'm cumming!"
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>>263771519
"I'm really feeling it!"
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>>263771519
EYYYYYYYY LMAO
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k *cums*
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>>263771519
KIIIIMOCH!~
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>>263771519
THATS MY PURSE
I DONT KNOW YOU
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>>263771519
"You really left yourself open? Fucking rookie."
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MY NAME'S
NOT
RIIIIIIIIIICK
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>>263771978
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TRICK OR TREAT
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IT'S TIME TO SPLIT
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>>263771519
"Wait, what?"
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"WOAH! WOAH! WOAH! WOAH!"
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>>263771519
HE
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>>263771519
I'M GONNA FUCK YOU UP!
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BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
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>>263771519
HE
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>>263771519
I'M GONNA GRAPE YA IN THE MOUTH
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CONSIDER YOUR PRIVILEGE CHECKED
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>>263772374
SMITHERS!!!!!
SMITHERS!!!!!!
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>>263771519
Leave it to me!
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>*SCHWING*
"I'm getting turned on!"
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JODETE
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>>263772354
gay
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RACE WAR NOW
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>>263772354
pls be ironic
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OOH BABY A TRIPLE!
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"psssh........... nothin personnel..... kid...."
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ALLOW ME TO CUT THROUGH THOSE WORDS
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ill fill your dark soul with liiiiight!
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>>263771519
IN THIS MOMENT OF COMPLETE EUPHORIA
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JUST LIKE IN MY JAPANESE VIDEOGAMES!
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>>263772532
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>>263771519
>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>263772456

Did hamster died??
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I'LL MAKE YOU EAT THOSE WORDS
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THIS IS THE MUHNADO'S POWER
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L? hawl? wa l? quwwata ill? bill?h

ALLAHU AKBAR
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HURTS MY HANDS
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"AH FUCK SHIT, HURTS MY HANDS!"
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>>263771519
IT'S TIME FOR JACK TO LET ER RIP!
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"hmph...no hurt feelings... kid."
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FAGGOT
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>TIME TO TIP THE SCALES
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SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM
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HAHAHAHA THIS WAS A ONE PERCENT CHANCE SERIOUSLY YOU SHOULD'VE BUILT ME BETTER YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
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>>263772704
WATCHA DOIN SHULK?
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>>263772541
Hook and Jab!
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I'M REALLY FEELING IT
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*Tips scales respectfully towards you*
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RAGGLE FRAGGLE
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>>263771519
"The D stands for Death"
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>>263772769
RULES OF NATURE!
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Now it's Reyn time!
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>>263772679
Hello. Mr. Smithers. You're. Quite. Good. At. Turning. Me. On.
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DO THE MARIO
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OH YEAH, MR. KRABS
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COME ON AND SLAM AND WELCOME TO THE JAM
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>>263772761
>>263772762
Holy fucking hivemind anon
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HEEEEEEEERE'S JOHNNY
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"I'M PUTTING THIS WHEREVER!"
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"No."
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>>263771519
"Put on your good shoes. We will now dance the deadly dance of death."
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OMAE WA MO SHINDEIRU
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>>263772812
oooooh yeeeeeAHHHHH
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>>263772689
It wasn't a hamster in the second part, if you look carefully it doesn't move when the guy is about to smash it
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M-M-M-M-MONSTER KILL
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SIEG JOHN
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>>263772483
Severely underrated post
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>>263772840
I'M REYN TIME
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"If you can't slam with the best, jam with the rest."
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ONIIIIIIII~CHAN
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>>263772689
nah it cut to a fake hamster
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YOU TOO
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>>263771519
Autism quotes aside, Fredrick had the best critical line quote.
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"NINTENDO SIXTY FOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUR"
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>>263773085
Tohno Akiha?
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>>263771519
"..."
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M-MUH IDEALS
MUH ZEON
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"Those shoes don't even match your outfit!"
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Final Ultimate Legendary Earth Power Super Max Justice Future Miracle Dream Beautiful Galaxy Big Bang Little Bang Sunrise Starlight Infinite Fabulous Totally Final Wonderful Arrow, FIRE!
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I've got a bag of milky ways!
mfw noone gets this
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"Real niggas do real things."
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>>263771519
YOU DEFEATED
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>>263772905
You've been reading my diary again sir
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"Back the fuck off?!?!?!?!"
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WHO THE HELL PUT BOULLION CUBES IN THE SHOWERHEAD?!?!
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>>263773208
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
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>>263772609
JESUS! SHIT! SON OF A BITCH!
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THIS WILL BE THE DRILL, THAT DRILLS YOURS ANUS
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>wooooooooooooow is what you'll say when I miss the next attack even though my accuracy is 95%
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>>263773149
is it
pick a god and pray
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>>263771519
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>>263773314

ROW ROW
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>>263771519
"AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!"
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>>263771519
"I DID"
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RIP AND TEAR!
RIP AND TEAR!
YOU'RE HUGE!
THAT MEANS YOU HAVE HUGE GUTS!
RIP AND TEAR YOUR GUTS!
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Henshin a go go, baby!
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>>263773264
If I came in your house and sniffing at your crotch and slobbering all over your face, what would you say?
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>>263771519
>You're about to land a critical hit, /v/. What's your cut-in quote?
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Fit THIS
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I'M GOING ALL OUT
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>>263772704
underrated post
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YOUR WAIFU A SHIT
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WOOOOOOOW INSTANT DEATH
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>>263771519
nothing personell
kid
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AVOID MY ATTACK, IF YOU'RE SO GREAT
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THAT AIN'T FALCO
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"I'm gay"
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>>263771519
"LIKE TAKING CANDY FROM A BABY... WHICH IS FINE BY ME!"
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>>263773430
The way his neck bends pisses me off to no end
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BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME TOOOOO
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>>263773376
Fuck you~
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my feet hurt
I'm hungry
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LOUD NOISES!
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I'VE GOT A BIG SWORD
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>>263771519
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=py9gx9rnMFE
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You BAKA

You GATDAM BAKA
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"I am achieving victory"
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>>263773508
I knew it, you fag.
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WHAT A THRILL...
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>>263773541
For whut?
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>>263771519
Time to flip the chessboard over!
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This blade has been folded over 1000 times by superior nihonjin craftsmen.
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>>263771519
NOTHING PERSONNEL
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>>263773369
>Lazy Laser
are you fucking kidding me?
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BANG
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FOR YOU
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>>263771519
"I hope you're freakin' ripped, for when you get stabbed with a knife."
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>>263773693
I think that's the only one they didn't change from the Japanese version, too
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GUESS YOUR SUMMER VACATION IS OVER!
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CHOO CHOO, RAPE TRAIN COMIN' THROUGH
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WHO DO YOU VOODOO BITCH!
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>>263773630
>filename
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MOM GET THE CAMERA
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>>263771519
Any of the Metal Slug weapon quotes.

>RAWKET LAWNCHAIR
>SHAWTGON
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>>263771519
"DESPAIR AWAITS YOU ON THE FINISH LINE!"
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I AM EXECUTING A CRITICAL HIT THAT WILL SURELY DO A SIGNIFICANTLY GREATER AMOUNT OF DAMAGE THAN A STANDARD ATTACK PERHAPS DEFEATING MY OPPONENT IN A SINGLE BLOW BUT I SHALL ONLY KNOW THAT WHEN I FINISHED THE ATTACK I ABOUT TO USE
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LET'S GE
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"I watched Jane die."
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H-here I go!
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>>263771519
Hmhm... A fatal mistake my friend!
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>>263773274
Is that that Tipton guy? Didn't think he did anything else.
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WHEREVER I AM
I MUST ALSO RAPE
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WAS GETTING CUT PART OF YOUR PLAN?
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ITS REYN TIME
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>>263771519
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
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>>263771519
Sasuga, me.
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ZETSUBOUSHITA
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MUH SOGGY KNEE
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drJWxMLrpE0
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>>263771519
"Heh.. Your gonna like this one.. Brace yourself! HRAHHHHH!?!"
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Consider the following.
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>>263773887
DROPCHAUGHT
THANK YOU
HI
HAHA HAAAA HAAAAA
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>>263773541
Sorry for what? Our daddy told us not to be ashamed of our crits.
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"ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY!?"
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Say your prayers fool. What I am about to unleash will send you to your doom. Make peace with your maker, because you're about to meet him. It was inevitable really, challenging me to a fight was complete suicide for you and a complete waste of time for me. Why if you'd stopped to consider this for a moment, maybe you would still be alive. I hope you don't have any regrets in life, because if you do they're probably eating away at you. Look at you, so weak and pathetic. You're worm food. Not even fit to walk the same ground as me. I'll shred you up without breaking a sweat, so get ready, because it's time to die.
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YOU WERE NEVER READY BROTHER
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MAGGETS
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>>263771519
Quotes a shit.
I start spinning my dragon dildo like my life depended on it instead.
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omae wa mou shindeiru
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I will judge you.
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>>263773949
TRUMPETER
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>>263771519

BETTER PUT ON YOUR 3D GLASSES CAUSE IT'S COMING RIGHT AT YOU
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>>263771519
IT'S OVER, or some other generic quote
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THE DREAM IS DEAD
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J-J-J-JAM IT IN
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>>263771519
HEY BABY I HEARD THE BLUES ARE CALLIN!!
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>>263774140
I want this one
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I'd break the 4th wall like a faggot.

>implying your lower level units will get EXP
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>>263771519
*SCHWING*

"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo."
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JIBUN WO
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Take this! My love, my anger and all of my sorrow! BURNING FINGER!
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>>263774112
>HEEVIE MUHSHEENGUN
>followed by a series of Kenshiro ATATATATAATATATA punches
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>>263771831
The greatest critical hit of ALL TIME.
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FEEL THE RAAAAAWWWK
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HAIDARAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>263773369

Game?
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>>263771519
MY NAME IS A KILLING WORD
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"Heheh kid, i'm gonna enjoy watching your blood flow..." *Cuts off opponent's arms* "Hurts, doesn't it? To be honest, it's kinda turning me on..." *Cuts off opponent's legs* "Nothin personnel, kid..." *Cuts opponent's head up into a million little pieces and does a badass smirk*
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>>263771831
>>263774419
Well, that's the end of this enemy.
Remember to rate the critical, comment the critical, and recruit if you want to see criticals similar to this one. See ya.
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"MY HALBERD WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS!"

Not enough characters use halberds
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LET'S SEE WHO'S BOSS OF THIS GYM
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FUCK YOU!
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I-IT'S NOT L-LIKE I W-WANTED TO K-KILL YOU OR A-ANYTHING!
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>>263771519
YOUR WAIFU A HO!!!!!
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*dashes throw you*
*you fall into a millon piece*
mind if i cut in..
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>>263774503
Azure Striker: Gunvolt
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>>263774503
Azure Striker Gunvolt
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"Jack is a total ninny and deserves no more birthday parties."
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Damn!
He ain't gonna be in Rush Hour 3
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HUZZAH!
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>>263774586
>2014
>not piercing the heavens with a drill
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>>263774620
>>263774613
FUCK YOU!
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>>263774667
Best one here.
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>>263773526
why is that?
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Hate to break it to you buddy, but my Glock jammed and it needs to explode somewhere.
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My sword arm, it hungers.
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I WIN THE RNG!
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>>263773376
>>263773541
>>263774263
>>263774613
>>263774704
THINGS ARE REALLY HEATING UP!
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PLAYTIME'S OGRE
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WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE FLOWER?
MINE'S CHOCOLATE
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And now I summon....
EXODIA
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>>263773619
I'M NUCLEAR
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HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG
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>>263774865
HE'S ON! FIRE!
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Oh man this shits gonna crit so hard, I can FEEL it.
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>>263774757
I hope that bird is dead.
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>>263774875
BETTER CHECK YOURSELF BEFORE YOU SHREK YOURSELF
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Oh yeeeeaaah
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*unzips dicks*
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NAME 10 THINGS THAT AREN'T CRITICAL HITS
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AHA! IS THIS OUR CHANCE??
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LET'S PLOT A COURSE

INTERCOURSE
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>>263774363
I'm disappointed that I had to scroll down this far before finally seeing this.
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"Oh shit! I'm sorry"
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>>263774865
HERE COMES THE CLIMAX!
>>
SCHWING

LUCK IS ALSO A SKIIIILLLLLL

3% chance to crit
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TIME
TO
LEAVE
THEM
ALL
BEHIIIIIIIIIND
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>>263771519
??
>>
looks like things... are getting... critical... or uh.. fuck this shit
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That's for tearin' my suit!
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I KNOW YOU HAVE 3 HP LEFT BUT I DON'T GIVE A SHIT
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>>263772609
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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THE FIRE RISES!
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"V has come to"
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"I want to marry Lucina!"
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ARIGATO... OTOUSAN
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NOTHIN' BUT GUTS
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STANDING HERE
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I've been waiting for this!
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>>263772812
EAT
SLEEP
ROLL CRITS
REPEAT
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>>263775097
You scrolled too far
>>263772684
>>
HERE COMES A NICE BIG BOWL OF GET FUCKING REKT
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I CAST FIST
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>-I'm the cook
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>>263771519
PEANUT BUTTER AND BAAAAAAAM
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>>263775157
>>
PLEASE HIT
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>>263774704
>>
IS THIS WHAT LOVE FEELS LIKE?
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"URINE HAS CUM"
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>>263771519
Oni-chan...don't bully PLEASE!!!
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BLESSED BY THE GODS OF RNG
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HERE COMES A DOSE OF VITAMIN WHEELCHAIR!
>>
GET BENT

Or something I dunno
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>>263774528
muad'dib!
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PICK A GOD AND PRAY
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I'm the cook
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WILDCARD, BITCHES!
YEEEEEEEEHAW
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>>263771519
NOW YOU'VE DONE IT!

SHOW

TIME

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxTg7BGjTGY
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>>263775476
RNGG MOTHER FUCKER
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>>263775340
What the fuck are ya doin, Phil?
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>>263774464
EVIL'S GOING UNDER DEADLY WHEELS!
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SHREK YOUR PRIVILEGE
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>>263771519
"ABOUT TIME!"
"I SWEAR IF THIS DOESN'T KILL YOU--"
"WAIT I FORGOT MY LINE!"
"I'M TOO SELF-CONSCIOUS TO YELL!"
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>>263774579
>>
WOW
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PC Master race? My balls!
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>>263771519
Abandon all delusions of control!
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>>263771519
"NEVER EVER!!!!!:
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>>263771519
"I'M GONNA EAT YOUR ASSHOLE."
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Ha! Face to foot style, how do you like it?
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"I'm hungry."
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UNIVERSE!
>>
Who is champ? THAT QUESTION WILL BE ANSWERED WITH THIS CRITICAL HIT!
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HUZZAH FOR ISRAEL
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>>263771519
THE TIME HAS COME, AND SO HAVE I
>>
with Johnny Yong Bosch voice acting

Critical hit
>"When the Red River is flowing, take the dirt road home"
Post battle
>"What... what is this power?"
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>>263771519
"BITE THE PILLOW, I'M GOING IN!
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WOW! HOT a What Baabhabhiat
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>>263775818
YOU DARE SPEAK OF THE QUEEN'S ASS SO CASUALLY?
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>>263775702
You. I like you.
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>>263774665
I damn near pissed myself when I first saw that in game.
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>>263775971
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>>263775532
HE WHO CONTROLS THE SPICE CONTROLS THE UNIVERSE
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Henshin A Go-Go Baby!
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SATAN, GUIDE MY COCK!
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>>263775603
You made my night.
R.I.P. Phil

have you watched the new season?
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Hey, you've got something on your shirt.

or

Hey, your shoe's untied.
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>>263776103
HENSHIN A BYE-BYE
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>>263775978
Shouldn't you be dressing badly somewhere Harry?
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>>263776079
"NO MORE MR. NICE GAIUS!"
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YALL READY FER DIS?

DEH NEH NEH

DFF DFF DFFDFFDFF DFF DFF
DFF DFF DFF DFFDFF DFF DFF
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You kids and your silly sayings.
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I'M BRUTAL AND RUTHLESS
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IT'S TIME TO TIP THE SCALED
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I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS
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"AHH YUUOOO OOHKAAY???"
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"DRAGON KICK YOUR ASS INTO THE MILKYWAY!"
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>>263776231
>>
THIS PUNCH HAS NO STYLE IT HAS NO GRACE, BUT THIS PUNCH WILL LEAVE YOU WITH A FUNNY FACE
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>>263776232
One of those is in a game. In fact, it's in the OP. It is one of my favorites though.
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>>263776185
ASTA LA BYE BYE
>>
YOU CAN PUT IT ON BOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAARD YEEEEES!
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STOP WASTING MY TIME
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DEUS VULT!
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kids these days don't know 'schwing' is a Waynes World reference
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>>263776310
WELCOME HOME, BIG BRO
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99% Chance to hit? Time to miss!!
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"This is exactly why dice based games suck"
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>>263776372
Holy shit what is that from?
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YOU CAN PUT IT ON THE BOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAARD YEEEEES!
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>>263771519
I AM THE NOIGHTRIDA!
>>
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I'm gonna need me some privacy for this!
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>>263771519
*sinister snickering*
>>
>>263772486
I like it.
>>
FUCK FUCK BABY FUCK

ITS AWRIIIIGHT
>>
You better make this a webm faggot
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HE GONE

GAAAAAAAS
>>
Huh...nothin' personal, kid...
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>>263775818
UNIVAAAAAAARSE
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>>263776564
>>
GARITHOS DID NOTHING WRONG
>>
OH'M RELLY FEELIN' IT
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>>263776565
Just some weeb show I like.
>>
You're waifu's a slut.
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CAN YOU FEEL IT NOW MR. KRABS?
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"You're gonna burn, alright."
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>>263776828
Can I get a name, reverse image search was no help.
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>>263771519
Now I'm getting motivated!
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LETS KICK IT UUUUUP
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>>263776565
Sabagebu no pico
>>
LUCK IS A SKILL!
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GO DANCE WITH THE ANGELS MISTER
>>
>>263776856
GARY! YOU ARE GONNA FINISH YOUR DESSERT AND YOU ARE GONNA LIKE IIIIT!
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>>263776868
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
>>
>>263776828
Shit, son. That's an excellent response to people who want to be foonsped.

I'm gonna use that.
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>>263776840
YOUR A SLUT
>>
>majority of the thread is literally people stealing quotes from shit
>people that post actual original posts are shat on regardless of quality

Let me try this.

"Now I'm a meme!"

hahaha, man I'm so good at this!

Seriously, these threads aren't good when all you shitters do is steal quotes.
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>>263777075
THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT, YOU BARNACLE HEAD
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>>263776959
Sabagebu, if this were /a/ I'd have to direct you to Boku no Pico though, so if anyone asks you like little boys okay?
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>>263776791
Source?
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>>263777160
I have no fucking clue
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>>263777123
I think you missed the point of the thread bub.
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>>263776856
BIG MEATY CLAWS
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>>263777086
That's a good one.
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>>263777137
MY LEG! MY LEG...!
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>>263777105
Use it on /a/ c/a/ncerfag.
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"PREPARE TO BECOME SPACE DUST!"
"ARE YOU READY FOR YOUR FINAL JOURNEY?"
"THE END"
>>
>>263771519
Any last words-TOO LATE!
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>>263777150
Cool thanks. I actually watched Boku no Pico and the other 2 parts years ago. To this day I do not know why.
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>>263777292
READY FOR ROUND 2?
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"DINKLEBERG!"

I'm surprised we got this far without an AYY LMAO
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STRAWBERRY ON THE SHORTCAKE
CRANBERRY CHOCOLATE SUNDAE
BLUEBERRY CHEESE BROWNIE
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>>263777329
I-I was right...
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>>263777217
If you don't find me the source I will beat you like an Irish wife.
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>>263777365
Anarchy in the Galaxy is the best one, though.
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>>263777279
Meanie.
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>>263777349
20th reply
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>>263777349

>>263772248
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>>263777349
This is /v/, not /sp/.
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>>263776959
I'm not gonna blame you or anything but wathever
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>>263776131
Tharja already uses that one.
>>
ur a faget
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>>263776828
you gotta be a cunt about it, faggot?
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>>263777412
I want Momoka-sama to dominate me.
>>
>>263771519
NOW I'VE LOST IT
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>>263777492
That shit spread on to /v/ really hard
>>
>>263777034
This.
>>
CHIE IS A FUCKING SLUT
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>>263777315
that one's actually pretty good
>>
>>263777415
Bring it on fucker
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>>263777537
Poorara pls go.
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>>263771519

ALL MY MIGHT! BEGONE!
>>
>>263777412
Only a bit right, like I watched it, buy I didn't really feel anything.
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>>263777315
>>263777620
no
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>>263777615
YUKARI IS A HUGE BITCH
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>>263776828
>Pink haired Fem Mc summons her persona
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>>263777694
Suuuuuure....
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I saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
>>
BURST KNUCKLE.
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>>263777664
Here's a pic from our fight.
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>>263771519
Try this on for size!
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>>263777694
Don't lie man.
We've all felt the twitch.
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i'm d-dangerously cheesy...
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>>263777880
Joke's on you, I brought a gun
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I am enlightened...
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>>263771519
NO TIME FOR LUBE
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>>263777831
I'm serious. It was pretty funny though. Like when they cummed on the roof of the car. Also this would be my critical hit quote
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>>263777981
>only a gun

Looks like I win.
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>>263777845
I thought that was Christian Bale.
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It ain't easy being cheesy
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*Dolphin Noises*
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>>263778123
>Sabagebu
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>>263777239
smashed kiddo
>>263777250
>I think you missed the point of the thread bub.
>"What's your quote?"
>your
Notice how it doesn't say "Who's quote would you use?" but specifically "your". Even if the OP didn't mean it that way, he worded it wrong and the idea of slapping some epik meme as your quote is dumb as fuck and not funny.
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>>263778213
Oh yeah?
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>>263771519

RISE FROM THE ASHES OF DUST
FEEL THE BURNING HOT FLAME OF MY SWORD AND BE BROUGHT INTO OBLIVION BY THE HOLY REAPER!

I think I got all the critira for an anime attack down. Burning, Holy, Death. What else is normally a trope?
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>>263778315
Fucking quote thing. I didn't even know I highlighted that.
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>>263778224
Its an insert name here copy pasta
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>>263778337
>Notice how it doesn't say "Who's quote would you use?" but specifically "your". Even if the OP didn't mean it that way, he worded it wrong and the idea of slapping some epik meme as your quote is dumb as fuck and not funny.

I think you need to lurk a little more before you start posting, son. That's what the OP said but that's not what he was gunning for and we all know that.
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>>263778337
Calm your autism buddy
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"Fuck I had something for this!"
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"HAPPY JOY-PY, NICE TO MEETCHA-PY!"
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>>263778570
Shit, dude. What the fuck can even cause that?
>>
Considering my stats this would probably be the only time you see this
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>>263778651
My dick.
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>>263771519
I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you
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>>263778403
You forgot justice and friendship
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>>263771519
bazinga
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>>263778651
It was from an episode of House
Though i can't remember the cause.
I do remember that the kid was hallucinating aliens
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"BALLS DEEP!"
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>>263778651
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cane_and_Able
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This hand of mine glows with an awesome power! Its burning grip TELLS ME TO DEFEAT YOU! TAKE THIS! My love, my anger, and ALL MY SORROW! SHINING FINGER SWORD! GO! GO! GO!
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>>263778337
Wow what a faggot
That's my quote... for when I fight you!
*unsheathes katana*
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>>263771519
"Your story ends here."
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>>263779084
*tips edge*
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>>263771519
FITNESS MADE SIMPLE, MADE FOR REAL PEOPLE!
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>>263779084
*drops bento box and teleports behind you*
Say again?
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SATAN GUIDE MY COCK
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>>263771519
Time to LETTERRRIP!
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>>263772940

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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"I don't even like video games ... "
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOqeMNxylaU
You've just been dealt a lethal blow, /v/. What are your dying words?
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>>263779438
The ass was... fat
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>>263779438
I'm gonna miss that voice...
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>>263771519

"Your memes end here"
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>>263779438
please reset for me...
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>>263779438
"Tell my wife 'Hello'"
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