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>NPC's forget that the main character saved the world in the previous game
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I'm pretty sure FFX-2 acknowledged that, though.

And Half-Life 2.

And Metal Gear Solid 2.
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My pet peeve is when you can't have the option of siding with the logical party member, you have to side with the "right" one, the female party member who is so emotional.

it just so happens that everything works out perfectly even though it wasn't safe or something, fuck, I hate you Japan, the power of friendship and positive thinking doesn't always work stop doing that shit
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>next game in the series
>you forgot all your moves and lost all your equipment
>have to start at level 1
>the developers make it easy in the beginning as if somebody would play a series out of order
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>>263710189
fuck you rydia is the best final fantasy character.
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>>263710189

Yes it does.
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>>263710401

Mass Effect 3

With 2 it wasn't a real problem because story-wise you WERE starting from the beginning again in a sense.
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>>263710401
> megaman battle network and starforce seriese

its like capcom litteraly could not stop sucking dicks
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>defeat main baddy in RPG
>visit the towns
>hardly anyone acknowledges your victory and still treat you like some average guy
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> first real mission in an rpg
> you have to cure the the kings daughter
......fucking really?
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>game based on thinking puzzles, logic and grounded in reality
>let's fucking throw in supernatural bullshit like channeling dead people so magic exists in this universe so anything goes
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>>263710492

>believe in the power of friendship and positive thinking
>shoot rockets at israel
>fail to hit anything
>shit's all exploding now
>millions are dead
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>>263711373
what if she is a qt?

or are you one of those types who like wooden dildo shoved up your arse
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What's a paladin?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Otf9Bnm48Kk
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>>263711795
But Edgy, even the spiritual powers in that game have logically defined limits, so you can work with them using logic. And besides, they're only really important in a couple of cases
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>>263711373

Stop being a shitty hero and cure her.
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>>263711795
Everything has rules, Edgeworth. Even spirit channeling.
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>>263711795
In AA2 and 3, why doesn't Nick just have Maya channel the victim and ask who did it?
>Because DL6 proved that was unreliable
They don't need to use it in court. They could just ask the victim for their account and then they'd know who to investigate for usable evidence.
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>>263714452
It's that sense that of "anything goes now" that gets me. I don't know what they can pull out of their butts next. Straight murder/solving is great, but if you have a person who can channel dead people, you should be abusing that by asking them who killed them or whatever.

Yes, one case was wrong, but not all of them will be. In a world where your client is guilty until you prove who else did it, and not just having to prove that your client didn't kill the victim, it would be a big help.
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>Shopkeeper fully aware that you're about to go stop the big bad evil guy from destroying the entire planet
>Still charges you for items
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>>263709602
>NPC's forget
>NPC is forget
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>>263714967
Do you not understand how grammar works?
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>>263714967
what the hell are those glasses reflecting?
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>>263715278
They're tinted.
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>>263714916
>you should be abusing that by asking them who killed them or whatever.
Basically they tell you that spiritual evidence was deemed completely inadmissible in court, due to the unreliability of dead witnesses. You're right though, interrogating the victim would certainly help produce leads in the case, and they never do it.
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>>263714919
>sell shopkeeper a rare item for 50 gold
>he's now selling it for 1000 gold
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>>263709602
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N410zQFu5wU
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>>263715589
FUCKING SHOPKEEPER
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>>263715335
>bees
>having the technological sophistication to tint glasses
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>>263715830
Shut the fuck up nerd
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>>263715830
>bees
>only having 4 limbs.
Well six if you count the wings.
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>>263715830
That is the main complaint? Not the fact that bees speak perfect english and that one sounds like Jerry Seinfeld?
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>>263715830
They stole it from the hornets.
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>>263715830
Do you think if I grabbed some qt bee girl's antennae she would receive sexual pleasure?
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>>263715830
The Pain gave it to him.
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>>263716353
Girls don't get sexual pleasure.
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>Build army
>Need to make a sequel
>Can't take your army from the last game with you due to hardware reasons
>Make the game about revenge because some asshole killed your army and you have to make a new one
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>>263716625
But then how do they get mindbroken?
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>>263715830

They sue humans in the movie.
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>>263715589
You hatin' on capitalism son?
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>>263716730
It's a doujin thing, were you talking about a fictional qt bee girl? That might work.
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>>263716827
>They sue humans in the movie
Yeah, what do you expect from a jewish new yorker bee voiced by Seinfeld
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>>263716665
Patapon?
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>absolutely nobody remembers that tails saved station square from eggman in adventure 1
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>>263716625
0/10
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>>263717052
>>263716665
Phantom Pain?
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>>263717181

Station Square doesn't even exist in other games.
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>>263710940
Hey, Lan! I know you didn't do your netbattle homework! Here, do this unskippable tutorial so you can learn about chips for the nth time!
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>>263716625
When I was a kid my parents were super liberal and let me discover sex on my own instead of telling me. The "girls don't actually enjoy sex and they only fake orgasms" joke thing made me believe that they don't actually enjoy sex, and they only do it as a favor to guys. Now I'm afraid to have sex with girls because I'm subconsciously afraid of burdening them with helping me feel pleasure. Whenever I see girls moan and stuff in porn I have this irrational fear that they're not really enjoying it and just doing it to make the guy happy, and it scares me. While this may be true in porn, imagining it actually happening to me and the idea of her just faking it to make me feel better scares me. Help me, /v/.
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>main character can be either gender
>the sequel always considers the male the canon pick
always
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>>263718102
Continue to be angry.
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>Pls save our village/country/planet/universe
>you still have to pay for stuff on shops
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>>263718102
becuase women are fucking pussy's.

they to much of a pussy to fight bare handed and have to use ranged attacks to they dont break a nail
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>>263717972
Similar, it's the idea that it's a gift to you and you need to get in, do what you want and get out, not subject her to something she's so nicely offering but doesn't really want to do or like.
It doesn't help that so many chicks are literal whores for money and that's the only reason they do it. The thing going through my mind is "she'll do this for something like money, it's not a big deal, there's no love here" and I can't get off
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>>263718102

Tumblr pls go
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>>263717972

There are like...hundreds of videos of girls gushing and convulsing all over their boyfriends cock on the internet man.

Watch one of those.
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>>263709602
>Walk outside a town in Skyrim
>See a dragon flying above.
>It swoops down and fights guards running around the main entrance of the town.
>Join in, kill dragon and take its soul.
>Guard see this happening.
>"Oh my god! Its the legendary Dragonborn!"
>Soon after click on him again, just to see what more he has to say.
>"Have you heard? The Elders are calling out for the next Dragonborn. I wonder who it can be? It could be anybody, even me!"

Why are Bethesda such biggest cunts?
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>>263714919
Ramus was a bro in this respect.
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>>263715589
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>>263718334
Uh, excuse me? I'm a girl and a gamer and I'm a red belt in Kung Fu. I guarantee I could kick your ass any time. I also listen to metal and have a hello kitty obsession.
Did I just rape your mind? (:
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>>263717972
wait till you have sex with a girl who has multiple orgasms.
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>>263718617
eybin
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>>263718617
depends, did i ask for it? because im pretty sure if you had to become a
> red belt in kung fu
then you must of been asking to get raped earlier in life.
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>>263718416
>Tumblr
>Either gender
Tumblrites would want "multiple genders"
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>>263718617
>You will never be mind raped by Satori
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>>263715106
NPCs forget.
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>beat game
>save the world or do whatever the goal was
>NPC's have the same dialogue
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>>263717972
don´t make a big deal out of it , girls do enjoy sex , actually they are more sexual than men , the people who talk about women always faking them it´s probably because it has happenned to them because they date with such bitches , don´t worry dude
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>NPCs say one or three things
>if you went too fast on accident you can't re-read their first two messages for the rest of the game, you have to start a new one to find out that useless shit you missed
kill me
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>>263715491
>>263714748
I don't think Nick would ever casually ask Maya to channel the spirit of a random murder victim. It was easy for her to channel her sister, but it would be harder with a stranger, and would potentially put her in danger (you know, like every single non-Mia spirit channeling in the series ended up doing)
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>>263717843
Ironically, the very first game in the series allows you to skip the tutorial
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>>263717972
>The "girls don't actually enjoy sex and they only fake orgasms" joke thing made me believe that they don't actually enjoy sex, and they only do it as a favor to guys. Now I'm afraid to have sex with girls because I'm subconsciously afraid of burdening them with helping me feel pleasure

I thought I was the only one.
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>small talk involving another character will permanently decide that character's abilities and playstyle
>the most response that makes the most sense will give you the worst version of that character
FUCKING SOUL HACKERS
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>>263717972
IEvery time I talk to a girl I'm convinced that they're just humoring me and will start laughing the moment I'm out of earshot. I'm also terrified of intimacy because I don't know what the fuck I would do or how she would react

I'm a 21 year old virgin who's never had any kind of relationship whatsoever.
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>choose to help military faction in RPG
>conquer the entire game map for their faction
>'LOL thanks fag 2 bad ur not ranked or u culd be a general by now'
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>>263719643
But calling Hitomi sexy makes perfect sense
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>You can walk around the world even after the game is finished
>Get emotionally attached to waifu during story
>Finish the story and love spending every second with her in my party or talking to her in scenes
>Find her after and complete her side story
>Developing new kinds of feelings towards a video game character that I've never felt towards a real person
>Finish every possible quest that I can speak to her in
>She's in the same place all the time and never moves
>She rattles off a couple of random lines every time I talk to her
>The lines start repeating
>And repeating
>And repeating

Fuck
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>>263719849
;_;
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>>263709602
>saved the world in Game 1
>you play as the same character in Game 2, directly after the events of the first game
>Game 2 starts with a tutorial anyway
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>>263719671
Nigger I'm a 21 year old virgin with no relationship experience at all and I'm not as much of a sad sack of shit as you are.

Seek assistance and stop being a little bitch.
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>>263710940
THIS
Fucking crapcom, it's the only thing that i hated about the series. And it's not like they completely forget, they acknowledge it some times but still treat you like a nobody.
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>>263720972
>Lan you have saved the world 5 times within the past few years
>You still have to enter this proving tournament to show you are capable of fighting Gutsman though.
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>>263720673
o-okay
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>Get new party member
>Said members ancestor was a legendary warrior so strong he could split the planet in two, and displays outragious power via cutscenes.
>Said member joins 5 levels below you with shit equipment and none of the awesome moves used in the cutscenes.
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>>263720319
I only ever truly got that feeling of companionship with Ezlo from the Minish Cap.

He was funny and helpful and it was always nice to see what he had to say for almost every situation.

LEENK
SQUAAAWK
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>>263721206
Which is weird, I love it in anime when you got these strong guys who have done amazing things, but then they're treated normal or like weaklings by others.
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>>263709602
Fucking Ghostbusters 2
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>>263718528
>So we can have a continuous world where everything makes sense and storylines don't have gaping plot holes
>Or we can cut 3/4 of the features, graphics and world interactions to cram it into a console game
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>>263721423
don´t worry anon , everything will be fine , give me a hug
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>>263709808

Didn't make too much sense with HL2, I mean I guess the Vorts might have had some way of knowing that Freeman freed them, but all the rebels seem to hail you as some hero, what did you do exactly that they would know about?
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>Character is annoying as shit
>Is one of the few characters that cant be killed
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>>263722718
I'm not the guy you replied to, but can I have a hug too? I really need one ;_;
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>>263711795

>talking to dead people

>lie detection powers

>(if you count ghost trick) outright preventing death via time travel

I love how the AA universe keeps on introducing elements that would kill the murder mystery genre.
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>>263723034
No, fuck off you gross weeaboo
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>>263719643
>Not calling her sexy
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>>263714748

In before that one faggot who insists that you can only channel female victims even though we know Misty channeled Gregory.
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>>263723034
come here come here , i have a hug for you too
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>>263717972
>tfw the SJW shit has made me feel guilty for liking porn and sex
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>>263723378
What happens when a chick channels a dude? When Maya channels Mia she gets her breasts and stuff, so did Misty just lose hers and everything?
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>>263723635

That's what they want, anon.
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>>263723626
You're probably acting as a vector for ebola.
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>>263710189
for a second there I thought you were going to say something about The Walking Dead
Kennyfags FTW
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>>263723706

>tfw you'll never channel a female murder victim and get her breasts
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>>263710401

>Game tells you to use whatever to move
>How else the fuck would you move
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>>263723706
We never got to see it, damn nips.
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>>263723635
lel
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>>263723967
EBOLA-CHAN KAWAII
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>>263710401
>next game in the series
>you remember 75% of your moves
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>>263723034
>>263723209
BTFO
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>>263724130
I'm not talking about the nipples anon, I'm talking about the breasts.
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>You save the universe with the help of nobody because everyone thought you were full of shit
>This happens again and everyone still thought you were full of shit
>THIS HAPPENS A THIRD FUCKING TIME
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>>263711373
>she gives you a lute
>you never use it until you get to a random room in the final dungeon
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>>263722724
You stopped the Xen invasion. Dr. Kleiner and that team of scientists were all there when you went through the portal.
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>Conquer the world as glorious Russia
>Canon ending is always the Allies winning

This is why Red Alert will always be shit.
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>killing the villain
>party member goes "if you kill him, you'll be just like him"

>game gives you options that are retarded
>punishes and mocks you for picking them
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>>263717972
Even if that were all true anon if a girls goes with the trouble of faking an orgasm that means she likes/loves you. Thats a good thing.
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>>263718548
but how will he make profit without 3000% markup?
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>Mr. Satan gets all the credit for defeating Cell
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>>263724256
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>>263725441
But Mr Satan was the only one who actually did anything against Cell.
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>>263710401
>Very well Mario, you are the master!
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>You die at the end to save everything
>Your friends are all sad and shit
>Eventually the POWER OF LOVE brings you back
>"Welcome home faggot now get back to work"
>You don't even get a fucking party
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>>263724108
>movement tutorial doesn't come up until you walk to a certain spot
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>>263722394
First of all you didn't need to green text that. Second of all, you're illogical and your shits all fucked up.
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>>263722990
>character is annoying as shit
>is the MC
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>Game gives you the option to save the world or ruin it
>Canon ending revealed in the sequel is where you fuck it all up
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>>263726596
>mfw universal truth
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>Everyone gives the heroes massive amounts of shit in the sequel despite the fact that they saved the world in the previous game
>Hurr durr "Lightning doesn't strike twice"
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>>263714352

I came into this thread just to post this
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>>263726709
Drakengard/Nier
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>>263723034

I'll still hug you anon!

As long as our dicks don't touch
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>>263726596
And people say silent protagonists suck.
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>>263726596
>character is annoying as shit
>is the MC

Fuck FC3, worst part is that the character acts as if he's going to cry all the time despite being able to murder all the flora and fauna on the entire island with a bow and a few molotovs.
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>>263720673
>Mfw every girl I've ever asked out says they already have a boyfriend
Never sure if they're telling the truth or if they're just trying to politely turn me down, but whatever. Someday it'll work.
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>>263718102
Not always, the protag from SMT if... can be either gender but female is the canon gender.
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>>263726857
Would it be better to just tell them to fuck off and join the bad guy?
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>Gothic 3 Forgotten Gods

It was made by indians so there is an excuse but holy shit was it bad.

>saved the world
>woke up
>yo dude sup
>i saved the world but it is yet again, somewhy, in peril, help me help you because i had god's power but i lost it
>okay but get recommendation letters cause i dunno if i can trust you
>MC suddenly becomes a patriot and goes ranting how he spilled blood and shit
>okay i'll get your letters but be prepared to fight for the PEOPLE
>get letters
>we'll need my brother's help can you go and ask him to come
>sup. my brother sent you? lol do some quests so i can go with you

Worst part was that he had level 15 but his stats were identical to level 1.
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>>263725481
immunity cat has already saved me

ebola cannot find me
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>>263722724

the leaders of the human resistance are the same scientists that you helped escape in HL1

they just told your story to the others
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>>263717972
>high school
>get first gf
>a month after I start dating her she shoots herself
>haven't talked to a girl since because I'm afraid it was my fault
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>>263727542
The badguys are even bigger shit eaters so it's pretty much always a lose/lose. At least the jerkass superiors usually die in the crossfire of the clusterfuck that's half their fault and half the villain's fault.

As of the latest game they're all dead except for one at least so hopefully we can murder her bitch ass soon too.
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>>263727315

he gets better
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>>263711795

stop being so edgy
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ty0P_wNcxtQ
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>>263718102

your problem is the fact that the character should still be considered genderless?
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>>263727941
I guess going full neutral and fucking over both sides would work. I'm tired being the strongest ingame and still having npcs be shitlords
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>>263724307
>next game in the series
>you remember 75% of your moves
Shenmue II DC version
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>>263728575
What do you have against girls?
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>>263709602
>You might be a little rusty after your last adventure! Let's go over the basics again!
>Proceed to initiate tutorial

Or, in the case of Ys.

>Wow, you must be a very seasoned adventurer!
>But your swords no good here, it isn't as good as our DWAGON WEAPONS. The monsters here won't even flinch to your weaponry!
>Walk outside and see fucking squirrel
>Fucking. Implying. That Adol wouldn't be able to beat a squirrel by the seventh fucking game without your shitty weapons.
>Later on in the game some of the late game equipment is imports from other lands from previous games including Armor Adol used to fucking wear and weapons he used to use.

I didn't like Ys Seven.
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>>263710189
Play a mainline Megaten game if you don't want weakass shit like you described.
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>>263722394

pcfags have to self insert on fucking everything

skyrim is shit and would still be shitty even if pc exclusive


suck my dick and choke on it
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>on a mission to save the world
>you still have to buy things
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>>263711373
>being indebted to The King in the beginning of the game
>ever a bad thing
Nigga hooks you up with a boat. A free fucking boat.
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>>263728687

what the fuck are you talking about

it's a genuine question, i wanted to know if that was what he really meant with the post because i thought it was slightly vague

your problem is the fact that the character should still be considered genderless?
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>>263728956
>say you're trying to save the world
>get free shit
it works, try it
you don't have to actually save the world or anything
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>>263728956
Go to your local store and say that you're on a mission to save the world from destruction. See how that works out for you.
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>>263728956
>"saving the world" is just a ploy to make the true rulers of society even richer
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>>263714919
Just because you're some fancy pants hero doesn't stop him from having to feed his kids and pay the bills.
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>>263728583
Well if you're part of the military and they're the ones supplying your giant robots and giant robot accessories there's not much you can do about it, even if they are jackasses.
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>>263728956
>king personally entrusts the fate of the world to you, the son of the fabled hero of legend
>"here's a bag of sticks and a hundred bucks"
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>>263717972
>Middle through high school
>girls at school don't acknowledge me much
>outside of school I'll be walking and they'll call for me from their houses or say I'm cute or something
>whenever I was told I was cute I thought they were fucking with me
>will never know

I even had problems talking to girls that were into anime and shit and they weren't even super hot most of the time. Maybe 7.5-8/10 at the most. I don't even have social anxiety, what the fuck.

/blog
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> get to the final boss in a games sequal
> its the same boss from the first game, with a different form


GEE SURE SMELLS LIKE EARTHBOUND IN HERE
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>>263728726
>Implying Adol doesn't just leave all of his weapons behind in the museums built in his honor.
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>Master Swordsman Savior of the 10 realms of existence and ruler of Mankind
>Hottest Fly Honies all over the universe want your dick
>Ultimate Tacticool Badass Sargent Major of the Lieutenant Colonel's of the Earth Marines
>King Mage/Wizard of the Mage/Wizards guild as well as leader of thieves and merchants
>The Fucking Bees Knees of Humanity
>Some lowly trader who wallows in his own shit basically "Literally who?" to you
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>>263717972
>girls are sacrificing time just for me
>thats scary

you just gotta realise what the hell is going through your mind

even if your theory was true, why would you care? i think it'd be pretty cool that a girl would do that for you.
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>>263730165
>acting like 7.5-8/10 isn't very fuckin good
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>>263710401
Your pic has assumed direct control of my dick.

>Also, you can do something right off the bat in the prequel that you had to learn in the sequel.
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>>263730709

>Implying that wasn't the point
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>>263731876
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>>263711795
What I found strange is that if they were able to prove that Maya wasnt in control of her body when the murder happened, shouldn't her charges be dropped? Or would they still arrest her just because it was her body that did it?
If it's the ladder, that's pretty unfair isn't?
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>>263732221
step ladder.
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>>263728687
Get the fuck out of here you miserable piece of shit.
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>>263727315
>kills hundreds of people
>says nothing
>skins animals
>WHY DO I HAVE TO DO THIS ;____;
>every time
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>>263710401
Based infamous 2 letting you keep all your moves from 1
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>>263717972
it's actually true, though.
Their pleasure is artificial.
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> first game
> defeat the lord of darkness, learn the ultimate spell, and reach lvl 100
> small spin-off game
> you forget everything you know, get put to sleep in a castle for a whole year
> official sequel
> start in the castle at lvl 1, being completely lost if you didn't play the spin-off, and be told the lord of darkness you killed was no big deal
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