ITT STONE AGE /v/
>witch women 2 on the rockU only runs 30 rocks per second
>yfw PR survivor race will never EVER get rockborne
Stoopid rock peasent. Fire mastur race.
Rock only good for throwing at rock loving peasent
>ON CAVE WALLS
>HE DO IT FOR NO FOOD
>TAKE WORK VERY SERIOUS
>IT ONLY POWER HE HAVE IN SAD LIFE
>HE REMOVE PAINTING HE NO LIKE BECAUSE WHEN SAD HE BREATHES WRONG
>HE REMOVE PAINTING HE NO LIKE BECAUSE IT GET IN WAY OF CHINESE CAVE PAINTING
>HE NOT HAVE REAL JOB
>HE STAY IN MOTHER CAVE
>HE NOT SKINNY
>HE ONLY COOK ROCK POCKET
>HE NOT GET MATE
>HE NOT GET ALLIES
>Clubfags still use club
>Spear has twice the range
>pierces flesh for quicker kill.
>B-but you poke hole in muh hides
If clubfags don't already have proper loincloth this late in autumn then go freeze till dead and stop stalling evolution.
enjoy giving away half food, i enjoy pure 2d wallfu
>see woman gathering water near my cave
>I can see her soft patch
>think I should bash her and drag her back here, make her mine
>her black-man comes out from the tall grass
>he sees me looking
>"whatchoo lookin at, pussy?"
>I scurry deeper into my cave
>when I'm sure they're gone I jack off thinking of them mating
>28.8 rocknecction eventually gets me on /v/
>spend the rest of the day defending RockU
Think I'll run in front of a mammoth stampede tomorrow
Me should've known nose-breather like you show up. Make everything fucking complicated.
Hunt mammoth for more suns than me could count even if numbers existed yet with ONE rock tied to ONE long stick. All about arm strength. Then you entitled babies show up and use TWO sticks? Second stick does all work! What next, you want rock that beat wife for you?
My fellow neanderthals, I have manage to get water and boil over fire, I have created a new substance that will allow you to purchase rocks without the need to travel to valley, but rock will not be physical because you have play through the new substance, and if you tried to grab rock, you would burn hand
> me face when Fire make better Unga 64 than Unga 64
> Fire Summoning Bonga Race here. How filthy muds feel when me Fire make better mud than your mud while being Fire at same time?
>boy reach manhood
>trained for rock-beat
>find the beast, point
>boy head turns
>"father, not need kill best"
>"me find grass for belly, we give seed mother ground, give beast dropping as offering, she sprouts grass, find seed, path becomes round like great rock"
>games in cave too much
>too much with mother
>boy has mouth becomes with dark beast spirits
>"boy, your cave game become mother ground offering"
>"now be man or rock-beat you"
>be listening to tweeter
>gamecock64BC calling out chin shaver out for asking too many pebbles to make rock and needing new pebbles
>shaver mock gamecock64BC and say he try get as many pebbles as he can
Me use to respect Shaver, but Psychorock and Grim Rockdango were his only good rocks. New rocks are bad.
>Go to rockstop
>Merchant is a wench rocker
>Decide to grab Senran Kragura Volcano Erupt
>She look at me like I'm some kind of eastern caveman perv
>Grass starts falling out of butt rag
>Paw over my pebbles
>I'm a sabertooth tiger
>She a sabertooth tiger
>We all sabertooth tigers
>She open the door
>Velociraptor police yell get on floor
>Everyone walk the Minotaur
caveman who not like raptor all berrypicker who wear fur of rabbit not strong fur like tiger or mammoth
raptor only want to be caveman friend, if caveman talk to raptor we would be friend
>be dark of skin
>move up north for better rock living
>have kids with dark of skin mate
>kids skin light as sand stone
>mate having rockus with neanderthal
>kids like fire over good rocks
>mfw people don't have personal rocks
I bet you fuckers use the play rock 4
>Invent wooden board for hide behind
>Friends with fancy clubs laugh at
>We get fight with arrow pussy clan from other valley
>Arrow all stop on hideboard.
>We lose but me live
>Eat dead friends when other clan leave
Board too pro, get oog.
> Be reptoid alien living among primitive humans
> Estimated 3 million years before decent vidya, probably longer
FELLOW UNGA'S. I COME TO YOU WITH NEW WAY TO PLEASURE SELF. FIND ROUND ROCKS, MAKE HOLE THOUGH EACH, MAKE WEAVING OF GRASS AND FEED THROUGH HOLES IN ROCK. THEN YOU MUST PUT THESE ROCKS UP YOUR REAR HOLE
Unga need new club, was looking at this.
What you bungas think?
Weird caveboy in rock-learning story?
>be 7, not yet prove man
>everyone show and tell favorite rock
>I bring nice shiny brown rock
>turn of caveboy name Donga
>Donga strange, always smelling thing
>Donga pull out his "rock"
>strange clear rock, not round like normal rock, but straight like stick on all side
>you see through but everything on other side purple
>Teacher man screaming
>Tell everyone is rock of death men sometimes see in dreams, is demon rock
>Donga shunned from cave cluster
>show Donga try to teach hairy tusk monster way of fire, get stepped on
This best rockwoman. She get rocked by all males. Get ungas bunga dunga'd.
story of future games weird
how can fire make rock turn easy to bang into sharp? i put rock on fire and rock became hot, very good for pulling spicy rock on friend but not become easy to sharp
is just mammoth dung? shamans please help
>witch who is not named erase rock carving for offering
>great seer Milos see new rock carving
>travels many strides to nameless witch hut
>"witch name I know not, tribesmen bring you fruits and meat"
>"carving say many go to great sea god, who takes away for his sea the tears of cursed"
>"carving gone now, new carving"
>"where is blessing of great sea god?"
>tricky witch sees him away
>go witch coven
>witches and turned tribesmen smears cast upon name of great seer Milos
>seer Milos goes to sea god and asks of offering
>SEA SILENT AS DEATH-BORN CHILD
GREAT FORESEEN RECKONING COMES
It not the same. No dungas say they always loved Jumping Caveman but me liked it first. They never even play it.
They tell false stories and etch pictures of turtle dinosaur and Jumping Caveman mating instead.
"here your rock, brother"
UNGA RUNGA CRAZYSABRETOOTHS
Do you believe in men from the stars?
>"Here your rock Grog."
HOW THE UG DO ROCK FIT IN HAND?
>went to the local rockstop to buy rockstation 4
>some ooga booga was tryin to buy the new Bone that came out
>the trader looked at him and said it wasn't out
>see the oogabooga shake as vines start to drop from his cloth
>never again to rockstop
Have seen that.
(This weird painting from her.)
Giving my the bungas.
Sometimes sit around fire and look into dark black and get bungas thinking of it.
>have to get up in the dark and do a dook
>afraid to look out into the forest
>Walking to cavestop eating ice
>pass a group of pterodactyls, none of them run away from me
>notice this and walk bacwards to them
>they still dont move
>hes rather upset and confused
>take a cave paiting of him while holding him
>continue to cave stop
>neardenthals looking at me holding dirty pterodactyl
>tell people by the campfire that if they dont give me
phantasy star universe for the rock360for free i'll release the pterodactyl
>they try to haggle
>i release the pterodactyl
>they beg me to grab it again
>they hand me the rock and i just walk out
and no fucks were given that day
T-REX TOO BIG FOR SMASH UNGAS!
STOP TALKING ABOUT IT REXXY MEN WHO LIKE MEN!
star lady got into smash-rocks sibling four instead of purple pterodactyl
Dinosarus and humans did NOT live in the same time period.
Anon wife pregnant
Anon friend tell bad news
Anon went wife brother
Anon wife lost
>MRW STONE CIRCLES WILL NEVER, EVER GET GRAND THEFT WHEEL V
>sakka-rakka comes tribe again
>many sun and moon tribe await
>brings gifts of rock and clay painting
>small for take in hand as hunt
>me thank sakka-rakka with tribe
>for long we want sakka-rakka cave game with Riddlu beast of star legend, deep color last in the rain-mirage
>me look rock and clay
>feather-boy and shadow feather-boy
>no ice tribe
>me view all gifts
>fierce Riddlu, no stone or clay depicts his greatness
>sakka-rakka makes great insult
>turn to sakka-rakka
>he is gone
>tribe must await again
>Go to PebbleStop to get a new pebble
>Ask trader for new pebles for Rockstation 4
>Points me to Howl of Duty: Ghosts and other old stuff
>meat I brought to exchange starts rotting
>Rockstation 4 still has no Pebbles
>my unga when
Maybe you goofballs wouldn't be complaining about shit like rocks per second if you have a better boulder to play it on?
Might I suggest spending all your hard earned pebbles on a Roc TV? Then you can play your slate chips in your rock60's and roxone.
Just pay the unholy jewish turtle wizard and your good to go.
>not know how to make fire
>need to drop some rocks
>go to forest
>about to drop rocks
>feel hand on shoulder
This why I not go forest now
Have rocks for 10 years
THIS CAVE UNDER ATTACK FROM GIGAGORILLA
ONLY GUESS YOUR OWN PEBBLE COUNT CAN STOP
DOUBLE CIRCLE ONLY MAKE ANGRY
This really happen to unga.
>elder has evil spirits in his head
>act like animal, eat on dook
>sky fire rise one day and he gone
>never find him but hear him from the forests when dark
>find boneman in forest with his furs on it
>still hear elder in the forest at dark
Unga don't sit to close to the forest at dark, sit close to fire.
Me paint in advance bunga's scribble count.
It end in count on paint.
So ur with ur cavewomn and yur making out wen the rok clatters. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded". THEN WHO WAS UNGA?
BIG NEWS ALL CAVE PEOPLE!
IF TAKE SEED FROM GRASS AND PUT SEED IN GROUND NEW GRASS GROW!
CAN FEED FAMILY IF NO BERRIES BECAUSE COLD! VERY USEFUL!
That sound stupid, but listen this. What if....what if tree not have spirit inside? What if tree not have bone man? Shaman say he speak to tree, but what if he lie?
CHAIKA ON TOP OF ROCK
>Thinks Fire good
>Have to gather The Sticks
>And The rocks
>Most also dig
>Most also make sparky spark
>All This work For simple fire
>Fire only plays lame Fire uggs anyway
>Not Just playing with your rock
>Fire So entitled. Rock user best user.
give no word or ear to boy
mouth is still with evil beast spirit
I rock-beat, make hunt
boy loses right for 4rock.
elders I beg forgiveness
>Trying to build my own fire
>What Stick Do you recommend
>What about to power flame
>I hear Witch Doctor Nivida Give out good flame
>But I also Hear Prohibit AMD can make fire Really Really hot!
Warning! If you kill all beast, no beast come back! Grass always come back if you put seed in ground!
This caveman friend! I share grass with you and show how put in ground!
it seem u not believe in pointing number man
pointing number man grant me 5 rocks
This now future caveman topic.
>my fire when bungas still use rocks
>Not Rockulus Rift
>me face when all the rockheads around here
>Mrw Ungas play Sharp Tooth Beast Hunter 3 U
>Mrw Ungas don't just go out cave and hunt for tribe
>Mrw I seriously hope you Ungas don't do that
Why do ungas waste time with realistic rocks? If unga want to hunt, unga can just hunt!
REMOVE LANKY remove lanky
you are worst kong. you are the kong idiot you are the kong smell. return to bnana kingdom. to our banana kingdom cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,Donkey Kong island we will never forgeve you. cetnik rascal FUck but fuck asshole kong stink coconut sqhipere shqipare..kong genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead kong..ahahahahah donkey kong island WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget ww2 .albiania we kill the king , albania return to your precious mongolia….hahahahaha idiot kong and pineapple smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE lanky FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. kremlings+mario+banana kingdom+little mac=kill donkey kong island…you will ww2/ King K.Rool alive in kremling ship, King K.Rool making album of kremling krew . fast rap King K.Rool kremling krew. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of King K.Rool… you are ppoor stink kong… you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a yurt
King K.Rool alive numbr one #1 in kremling krew ….fuck the banana kingdom ,..FUCKk ashol kongs no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur flag and contry. 2pac aliv and real strong wizard kill all the kong farm aminal with rap magic now we the krmln rule .ape of the zoo presidant georg bush fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and DK Island wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. Northern kremisphere greattst countrey
>"Me rockpile not playing Dark Rocks 2. How fix?"
>"Try rebuilding your rockpile."
>cave painting scratched out by shaman
>Hello everyone my Dark Rocks 2 not working, how fix?
>"That problem only happen if Dark Rocks 2 is stolen and contains evil spirits"
>Shaman accuses me of stealing Dark Rocks 2
>Scratches out cave painting
>Banishes me from cave
Ha. I remember many moons before when shaman think fire dots in sky are moving. We tell him
>"Shaman, why you think fire dots in sky move? You ever see them move?"
>"They too far to see them move, but they move fast."
He stupid. He think we on giant floating rock. I'm not even rocking you.
>implying she not best wallfu
>go to rockstop
>buy rocktunia hyperrock
>come with statue of main character for prerock bonus
>ungaette behind the rock looks at me funny
>mushrooms spill from loincloth
I have talked to other bungas at cavE3
they say new rock in the carving , called megalith
you believe this?
>cave painting related
it is megalith
good paints everyone, but I go work for Mr. Slab tomorrow. I fired if I don't get there early.
paint related, he a mushroom
There he is. There he go again
Look everyone he paint it again. Isn't he just funniest caveman around. Oh my bunga.
Me can almost see you dirty fat glowing in dark lit by fire which is only source of light in you cave giggling like little cavegirl as you once again paint you little "1000 AD not caveman" up on wall and fill in crunga. Or maybe you don’t fill in crunga, maybe you such digusting BOOGA that you actually pay for 4cave pass so you just paint picture. Oh we all know picture, the uh epic medieval guy isn’t it? Me imagine you, little dungpile, laughing so hard as you paint it that you drop your berries onto floor. But is okay, you mother clean up in morning. Oh that’s right, did me not mention? You live with mother! You fat bonga and she probably sick of you. Sick of do everything for you all bunga damn day, every day, for a grown caveman who spends all his time on 4cave posting about "1000 AD not caveman". Head-paint this, she have you and she hope you become firemaker or stonegatherer or something good
bunga from far told me about megalith
but i not believe
me know that bunga
>unga tribe shaman said could prove giant floating rock from size of sun-painting on ground
>start measure sun-painting all round, paint on ground with stick
>says shows giant rock is true
>all tribe realize evil spirits take him, exile to wood
why always giant floating rock with possessed shaman?